Funny year ch.5

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Two days after the events.



In the Torch Office.

Chloe was at her desk. Typing again, to Bob.

OH! Bob.

It's the weirdest week of my life. Let's say the funniest to be less negative. Lex and I are a couple. I'm his girlfriend and he's my boyfriend, I repeat this in my head a zillion times and I'm not tired of repeating it. I like this idea of me dating Lex. Not Lex Luthor big patron of the biggest company in America, on earth.

I'm over Clark. YUPPIE!!! I'M IN LOVE WITH LEX!!! BIG UH-OH!

Unattainable farm boy to an unattainable sexy billionaire. Big change of scenery.

Can you picture a reporter going out with a billionaire? He's calm and I'm a fully excited person. I'm positive and he's negative. I'm fire and he's ice, well not in my case. Because in my case I make him melt. So do you get the picture?

OPPOSITES ATTRACTS. Never thought that one day I'll believe that.

I am really sorry to say this to you , but it's not my kind thing to write to something that isn't replying me back. What was I expecting from you?

I think I should talk with Pete. Second thought, not really, he hates Lex's guts.

Why not Lana? Yeah, she's a girl she'll understand, right?

K bye,

See you in a few!

She closed the computer's window and logged on to see the issue of today's Daily Planet. Somebody knocked on the door. She was startled. She turned her chair. She saw Clark with a bouquet of flowers.

"Hey." he said to Chloe.

"Those are for?" she asked her friend pointing her finger at the bouquet.

"For you." he said handing them to her.

"Why?" she asked talking it. The were yellows roses.

"Well to symbolize our friendship. I figured that since we haven't really talk because of the dance I thought that flowers will be a great start to be forgiven." he said doing puppy-dog eyes to Chloe.

"Clark, we made this clear. Haven't we? Now why are you really giving my flowers?"

"I told you, to symbolize our friendship. Yellow roses means friendship." he said smiling at her.

"Well, thank you! I didn't mean to interrogate you. Why did I even bother ask you to gave me justifications! I feel so weird." she said concluded.

"You welcome Chloe. I haven't take it bad, you are a journalist after all." he said nicely and he hugged for a long 2 minutes.

"Ahem." said a voice coming from behind them.

"Hey Pete!" Chloe screamed rushing in his arms.

"Whoa, Chloe! It's nice to see you. You must have missed a lot, we just talked yesterday." he said.

"I know, but I feel like I'm in bear-hugging donor today!" she exclaimed. She sure was in a happy mood.

"You are happy today!" said Pete, smiling about the fact that he found his Chloe back.

"You don't like to see me happy?" she asked. Giving him a Chloe trademark smirk.

"No, au contraire my Dear." he said giving a nice smile. The three musketeers were back together.

"So Chloe, what to go see a movie with me and Clark tonight?" asked Pete.

"Well that would be great, I can bring Lana if it isn't an inconvenient?" said Clark.

"Sorry, guys I can't I have some catch ups to do. " she said and her friends were looking at her.

"Yeah, right." said Pete.

"Is it because of Lana?" asked Clark.

"You guys don't understand! I may be happy but I'm not up to go see movies. Haven't you realized that I'm sixteen and I have a billionaire babysitter!" she said insisting on the babysitter.

"It's Lex, he sure can come with us if he truly wants to do well his babysitter job." suggested Clark.

"Do you want me to repeat? I even don't want to have some coffee! Is that bad enough?" she asked them.

"Are you-"

"No, PETE I'm not in my PMS'ing !!! I just don't feel good with you two making sure that my mental health is steady and great shape!" she said sarcastically.

"Chill out! Now you truly are back, happy a minute and another-"

"Pete shut up!" both Chloe and Clark said. The three of them simply laughed.

"Like old time. God I miss these times!" said Pete making it sound like the three of them were a whole bunch of oldies.

"Yeah, about what? Three years ago?" said Clark.

"Yeah, Pete I miss that too." said the dear Chloe.

"You'll always stay my girl!" said Pete.

"Whoa, what kind of moment we're having?" said Chloe.

I think it's the kind of moment that makes us think about how we should always stick up together." said Clark smiling like crazy.

"Maybe, but it's sentimental for me!" said Chloe.

"Yeah, too intense man!" said Pete.

"Well, is the three musketeers back together?" asked a girlish voice.

"Lana!" said Clark, all happy of his day now that he seen his reason for going to sleep for awaking up in the morning. His sun.

"Hey, Lana!" both Chloe and Pete said in unison.

"Hi Pete. Chloe how are you? I heard about your mom!" she said, genuinely concerned by her 'friend'.

"Yeah. But you have to let go, sometimes it feels good." Chloe answered her.

"I know what you are talking about." she said to Chloe.

"I know." and their conversation was interrupted by Clark.



"So, Lana do you want go see a movie with Pete and I, and maybe Chloe?"

"I'm sorry guys but I have to work at the talon. You know Nell's boyfriend is keeping my aunt busy." she hissed completely annoyed but not being mean about it.

"Oh, it's too bad. Guess, that me and Clark are going to be bored tonight." sighed Pete.

"C'mon Pete it's not like you cannot live without me, your girl!" said Chloe.

"If you say so!" said Pete.

"Anyway, guys! Have you heard the bell?" said Clark, crossing his fingers.

"What?" The three of them said, looking at Clark.

"We have some classes to go to, remember?"

They all nodded and hurried to get out of the office as soon as possible. They were going to be late at Biology class.

Who wants to miss sexual educational movies?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * After school. In the Hallway.

"Lana, may I speak to you?" asked Chloe.

"Sure, what is it? the brunette answered.

"I'mseeingsomeone." she blurted.

"Good start. But you'll have to be clear if you want me to help you." said Lana in serious voice.

"I'm seeing someone. BETTER?" she hadn't have a second to breathe because Lana was completely lost in the cheerleading strategy.

" Oh my god!!!! It's great!!! Is that why you didn't want to go the movies? Who is it? Is he it cute? Nice? HOT? SEXY?" asked the brunette totally overwhelmed.

"On question at the time! I don't know if I can tell you who it is. He's cute, nice, hot and sexy." she said.

The brunette hugged her.

"I'm so happy that you told me. The boys don't know?" she asked.

"No, they don't and thank god they don't. I'll tell them but not right now." she said to Lana.

"I'M happy that you told me, if you have some problem, which I hope that you're not going to have you can tell everything and otherwise you have to tell me every juicy details." she Lana, with a certain glitter in her emerald eyes.

"Thank you again!" she said smiling like crazy. "Well, my babysitter is supposed to pick me up!" she said a little bit too cheerfully.

"Is it Lex?" Lana asked.

"Am I this easy to read? Oh my god, how did you found out!"

"I was simply guessing and kidding. So it's Lex?" the raven-haired girl asked.

"Yeah. It slipped, don't tell anyone, it's going to be our little secret." the blonde hushed.

"You can be sure about that!" she finished.

Then they heard steps on the ground. They turned and they both saw Lex.

"Hi Mr Luthor." greeted Lana.

"Hello, and it's Lex, by the way. I may be your boss but there is no reason to call me by my last name. Hello Chloe." he said to Chloe. He was staring at her with a smile.

Lana saw him looking at Chloe with a smile dancing and shining upon his face.

"I have to go, bye Chloe bye Lex." she said.

"Leaving this soon ?" asked Lex. Having no idea about the exchange that Chloe and Lana had together.

"I have some work at the Talon. See you tomorrow Chloe!" she said walking away.

"Bye Lana!" Chloe said.

When the brunette was finally out of their sight.

"Did you tell her?" asked Lex.

All she did was nodding and staring at the floor. His hand cupped her chin and lift it up.

"So you're now officially friends with Lana?" he asked.

"Yes. And I slipped out by the way. I'm so not like this usually. I guess is the excitement and everything-" she was cut off by a kiss.

"You don't have to justify, I am not ashamed about going out with you. So it's no big deal. I'll understand if it takes you time." he whispered. And his sentence was replied by the little blonde licking his bottom lip.

"Thank you" she said, happy about their understanding.

"I guess we should somewhere, I suppose that you have nothing against that."

"You are perfectly right!" she answered and kissed him again.

His tongue was now invading the small recesses of her mouth. She moaned and her hands were sliding on his silky skull. He moaned at her touch. It was electrifying. Fireworks and Champaign. Mind blowing kisses. His hands landed on her slim waist and pulled her closer to him. They both stop because of the lack of oxygen.

"We should go somewhere else." suggested Chloe.

"I think I like this idea of yours." he said sexily.

After this beautiful moment of passion they left the school.