Funny year ch.6
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * At the Talon. Saturday night, four days after Lana found out about Chloe and Lex.
Lana was looking at Chloe and Lex , she was smiling about it. Maybe it was odd the fact that he's 22 and she's 16. But heck, Chloe was capable of making him smile. SMILE! Just this was enough to understand that they looked great together. She wanted to share her secret with Pete and Clark. But it wasn't her job to do it. It was Chloe's. She also had the extreme urge to go pee.
She saw Clark coming by. * Oh! I need a break! not right now!*
"What is that interesting?" he asked with a Kent-charm upon his tanned face.
"Chloe and Lex, she's a reporter and he's a billionaire. She's the snarkiest person I've ever none and he's the calmest , and all they do is banter, All the time. I'm surprised that he hadn't brought the law suit yet." she said in a sweet way. Pointing them with her eyes. She was shaking a little, she needed to go pee badly.
Clark's arched brow was making him look completely lost.
"Trust me there's nothing funny about it. Poor Lex, he's living 14 days with her." he joked."
"And you look quite tired ." he said smiling again.
"I'm really tired, Clark." she lied, trying to make herself look tired even if her extreme wish was to go pee.
"Yeah." he said looking at her with a worried look.
She was faking. He's naïve, because he truly believed her. And the Oscar goes to.(drums) Lana Lang for lying to one of her best friends and wanting to go pee. And then she saw Lex and Chloe almost kissing each other. * Save the day, my girl*
"CHLOE!!!!!" she screamed like an hysteric.
Then Chloe and Lex let their closeness vanished. Clark looked at her like she was craziest person on earth. Then Chloe stood up and walk by, leaving Lex alone.
"What is going on?" the blonde asked Lana and Clark.
"It's urgent I totally forgot! The tape that I want to send to Whitney. You are not on it! How could I forgot about you!" she exclaimed like it was the most horrible sin on earth.
"Relax. I'll do it. Why not?" said the blonde trying not to look suspicious.
"Thank you. I need to go to the bathroom now. You see, that's why I screamed your name. Emergencies sometimes puts you in odd situations." the brunette said. Then the blonde came to her ear.
"You are acting like a real fool here." she whispered. At the brunette replied.
"I know."
"Well, go. I do not want to witness someone peeing in their pants, at least not today." said Chloe.
The brunette left the room. And Lex came by to solve what happened before his eyes.
"What's with her?" he asked.
"A Lana wanting to go pee." said Chloe with a big smile.
"I've never seen her like this." said Clark in a worried way. Concerned about his precious.
"I'm sure she'll be fine, Clark. After all she just wants to pee." said Chloe sweetly.
She felt really guilty inside, like some rats biting her stomach. [ Disgusting! ] Her friend had to lie to Clark, that's bad. She didn't want Lana to pay at her place because she was too chicken to tell Pete and Clark. How was she suppose to feel? Her new found friend had to lie for her. She hated the fact that she had to lie , too. She would have like to go see a movie or hang out with Clark and Pete and tell them the great news, but she needed to see Lex badly. At what costs? Could she lose her best friends because of her hesitation. She would have liked to screamed about her friendship and her new relationship with Lex. The problem wasn't that is was Lex that she was dating, the problem was her because obliviously Lex wanted to show it, to everybody.
"Chloe? Are you here?" asked Clark with a very worried look. [Hey, I'll be worried too, if the persons I really on this earth will act like them.]
"I'm here, Clark. What is it? I can't think when you're around!" she snapped.
"I- Wait! Why are you biting my head off? I hadn't done anything!" he said getting defensive.
*Where is Lex when I need him!?!* thought Chloe.
"Guys, do you realize that this conversation is heading nowhere?" said a smooth voice, coming out from Lex's mouth.
*MY HERO!!!!!*
"Yeah. You must be right Lex. Even I don't understand what we were actually talking about!" excused Clark.
"Yeah. Sometimes I wonder from what planet I came from!" said Chloe.
"What do you mean?" asked Clark with questioning look.
"You, boys don't even understand when a girl feels bad enough. Am I the only here that can see what Lana is going through?" she asked in exasperation.
Lex smiled at Chloe. She was surely the best actress he'd ever seen.
"She is going through something?" asked Clark getting worried.
"Yeah. YOU are so dense! Sometimes I worried from what planet you came from! Can't you see it? She misses Whitney and you ask me what is going with her!" she said. Really good at faking an outburst.
"Why don't you go see her Chloe?" Lex suggested with a sly smile.
"Yeah. I should do that." she replied.
And she left the boys alone.
"What's with the girls?" sighed Clark.
"They are mystique, Clark. All men on earth should have a manual of instructions to understand the female kind. Trust me I know what I'm talking about." he said to his younger friend.
"Yeah. I have a tendency to forget that." said the innocent farm boy.
"Can we move this subject on you?" Les asked.
"Me?"
"Yeah. Like, do you still have eyes for Lana?" he asked hoping for a 'yes.
"No, not really. I decided to move my eyes on another prospect." he said in a funny vocabulary.
"And who's your next prey? Pre tell." he asked with his eyebrow crooked up in a sexy way.
"Well, it's Chloe. You shouldn't be surprise, I mean she is so adorable and spicy." he sighed softly.
"I smell a 'but' somewhere." Lex added. Trying not to be annoyed about what he was going to hear.
"But, I don't feel that she is going to give me a second chance. Why do I always to realize these things after I hurt someone?" he said sadly.
"Maybe, you are a little clumsy concerning girls." he suggested.
Clark shook his head.
"Maybe I should just take it slowly. Smooth, but not too slow. Like you." he finished.
Lex smiled at this. He was like the big brother of Clark.
"Take it easy, then." he said.
"I have to go. It's been great to talk to you." he said smiling as ever.
"Me too. I'll say hello to Chloe and Lana for you."
"Thanks." and he quits the place. All happy, having certainly no idea about what was going on.
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"Lana, I'm so sorry." the blonde excused.
"For what?" asked the confused brunette.
"For making you lie. Look if you don't like it, tell me." she said.
"There's no problem. In fact, I like this. It's like a little game. It's fun but it doesn't have to hurt anyone." Lana said with a smile.
"I feel so bad. It's me the problem. I can't lie like this to them, it's like I'm betraying myself." she spat out.
"Yeah. I know the felling. Sometimes with Whitney, I felt bad like this. He was jealous a little bit about the chemistry that I have with Clark. But he started to be friends with him, so it turned well." she said in a soft voice.
"Thank you. I know that sometimes I was really hostile towards you. Still, I'm glad that you're the only one that knows about this. I shouldn't make a big deal out of this." the blonde said.
"You shouldn't." she said to her friend.
"why?"
"Because, usually you don't care about what people may think about you. You're strong. You and Lex are both strong people and I think that's the reason why it clicked. The guy smiles when you here. So don't waste your time back here with me while you can have great time with him." she said in a confidence voice.
"You know, you really are good at cheerleading people up." she said to Lana.
"Chloe, go now. Not that I don't appreciates your presence but did you even realized that I haven't pee yet. Haven't you realize that I am turning grumpy?."
"You haven't? It's been thirty minutes that we are talking, that you are on the toilet seat! Why are you telling me this now?"
"It's because I have a hard time when people are talking. Now, go!" she hissed in a hurried voice.
"Thank you again." the blonde finished.
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She opened the door of the restroom and got out. She felt a hand on her waist.
"You sure had a long chat with Lana." said a voice behind her. She let out a little squeaky scream.
"Lex! You scared me!" she said.
"I knew I would." he whispered in her ear. He rubbed her stomach with his smooth hand and tinkled the back of her neck with his other one. He lifted his hand up to reach and touch the soft material of her brassiere. Lana was quitting the bathroom soon, because they heard the toilet flush.
So they remain silent. They saw her leave and they continued.
HE kissed the crook of her neck. The amount of waves and emotions made her shivered. She turned and captured his mouth.
They kissed each other hungrily. His hands landed on her hips. Her hands flushed straight on his chest feeling his heartbeat. He pulled her closer. They knew it wasn't the appropriate place to make out, but they couldn't help. Then his hands started to got south and her grab her butts.
"Ahem." a voice interrupted them.
"Excuse me, but you two will have to stop."
They stopped and looked at the person who dared to interrupt them.
Thanks god, it was Lana.
"Oh, sorry." said Chloe biting her bottom lip.
"Yeah." added Lex.
All Lana did was laughing.
"It's okay with me, but the problem is the other customers. Next time make yourselves discreet." she said with a big smart ass smile.
"I don't think it will happen any time soon." Les said seriously.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * At the Talon. Saturday night, four days after Lana found out about Chloe and Lex.
Lana was looking at Chloe and Lex , she was smiling about it. Maybe it was odd the fact that he's 22 and she's 16. But heck, Chloe was capable of making him smile. SMILE! Just this was enough to understand that they looked great together. She wanted to share her secret with Pete and Clark. But it wasn't her job to do it. It was Chloe's. She also had the extreme urge to go pee.
She saw Clark coming by. * Oh! I need a break! not right now!*
"What is that interesting?" he asked with a Kent-charm upon his tanned face.
"Chloe and Lex, she's a reporter and he's a billionaire. She's the snarkiest person I've ever none and he's the calmest , and all they do is banter, All the time. I'm surprised that he hadn't brought the law suit yet." she said in a sweet way. Pointing them with her eyes. She was shaking a little, she needed to go pee badly.
Clark's arched brow was making him look completely lost.
"Trust me there's nothing funny about it. Poor Lex, he's living 14 days with her." he joked."
"And you look quite tired ." he said smiling again.
"I'm really tired, Clark." she lied, trying to make herself look tired even if her extreme wish was to go pee.
"Yeah." he said looking at her with a worried look.
She was faking. He's naïve, because he truly believed her. And the Oscar goes to.(drums) Lana Lang for lying to one of her best friends and wanting to go pee. And then she saw Lex and Chloe almost kissing each other. * Save the day, my girl*
"CHLOE!!!!!" she screamed like an hysteric.
Then Chloe and Lex let their closeness vanished. Clark looked at her like she was craziest person on earth. Then Chloe stood up and walk by, leaving Lex alone.
"What is going on?" the blonde asked Lana and Clark.
"It's urgent I totally forgot! The tape that I want to send to Whitney. You are not on it! How could I forgot about you!" she exclaimed like it was the most horrible sin on earth.
"Relax. I'll do it. Why not?" said the blonde trying not to look suspicious.
"Thank you. I need to go to the bathroom now. You see, that's why I screamed your name. Emergencies sometimes puts you in odd situations." the brunette said. Then the blonde came to her ear.
"You are acting like a real fool here." she whispered. At the brunette replied.
"I know."
"Well, go. I do not want to witness someone peeing in their pants, at least not today." said Chloe.
The brunette left the room. And Lex came by to solve what happened before his eyes.
"What's with her?" he asked.
"A Lana wanting to go pee." said Chloe with a big smile.
"I've never seen her like this." said Clark in a worried way. Concerned about his precious.
"I'm sure she'll be fine, Clark. After all she just wants to pee." said Chloe sweetly.
She felt really guilty inside, like some rats biting her stomach. [ Disgusting! ] Her friend had to lie to Clark, that's bad. She didn't want Lana to pay at her place because she was too chicken to tell Pete and Clark. How was she suppose to feel? Her new found friend had to lie for her. She hated the fact that she had to lie , too. She would have like to go see a movie or hang out with Clark and Pete and tell them the great news, but she needed to see Lex badly. At what costs? Could she lose her best friends because of her hesitation. She would have liked to screamed about her friendship and her new relationship with Lex. The problem wasn't that is was Lex that she was dating, the problem was her because obliviously Lex wanted to show it, to everybody.
"Chloe? Are you here?" asked Clark with a very worried look. [Hey, I'll be worried too, if the persons I really on this earth will act like them.]
"I'm here, Clark. What is it? I can't think when you're around!" she snapped.
"I- Wait! Why are you biting my head off? I hadn't done anything!" he said getting defensive.
*Where is Lex when I need him!?!* thought Chloe.
"Guys, do you realize that this conversation is heading nowhere?" said a smooth voice, coming out from Lex's mouth.
*MY HERO!!!!!*
"Yeah. You must be right Lex. Even I don't understand what we were actually talking about!" excused Clark.
"Yeah. Sometimes I wonder from what planet I came from!" said Chloe.
"What do you mean?" asked Clark with questioning look.
"You, boys don't even understand when a girl feels bad enough. Am I the only here that can see what Lana is going through?" she asked in exasperation.
Lex smiled at Chloe. She was surely the best actress he'd ever seen.
"She is going through something?" asked Clark getting worried.
"Yeah. YOU are so dense! Sometimes I worried from what planet you came from! Can't you see it? She misses Whitney and you ask me what is going with her!" she said. Really good at faking an outburst.
"Why don't you go see her Chloe?" Lex suggested with a sly smile.
"Yeah. I should do that." she replied.
And she left the boys alone.
"What's with the girls?" sighed Clark.
"They are mystique, Clark. All men on earth should have a manual of instructions to understand the female kind. Trust me I know what I'm talking about." he said to his younger friend.
"Yeah. I have a tendency to forget that." said the innocent farm boy.
"Can we move this subject on you?" Les asked.
"Me?"
"Yeah. Like, do you still have eyes for Lana?" he asked hoping for a 'yes.
"No, not really. I decided to move my eyes on another prospect." he said in a funny vocabulary.
"And who's your next prey? Pre tell." he asked with his eyebrow crooked up in a sexy way.
"Well, it's Chloe. You shouldn't be surprise, I mean she is so adorable and spicy." he sighed softly.
"I smell a 'but' somewhere." Lex added. Trying not to be annoyed about what he was going to hear.
"But, I don't feel that she is going to give me a second chance. Why do I always to realize these things after I hurt someone?" he said sadly.
"Maybe, you are a little clumsy concerning girls." he suggested.
Clark shook his head.
"Maybe I should just take it slowly. Smooth, but not too slow. Like you." he finished.
Lex smiled at this. He was like the big brother of Clark.
"Take it easy, then." he said.
"I have to go. It's been great to talk to you." he said smiling as ever.
"Me too. I'll say hello to Chloe and Lana for you."
"Thanks." and he quits the place. All happy, having certainly no idea about what was going on.
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"Lana, I'm so sorry." the blonde excused.
"For what?" asked the confused brunette.
"For making you lie. Look if you don't like it, tell me." she said.
"There's no problem. In fact, I like this. It's like a little game. It's fun but it doesn't have to hurt anyone." Lana said with a smile.
"I feel so bad. It's me the problem. I can't lie like this to them, it's like I'm betraying myself." she spat out.
"Yeah. I know the felling. Sometimes with Whitney, I felt bad like this. He was jealous a little bit about the chemistry that I have with Clark. But he started to be friends with him, so it turned well." she said in a soft voice.
"Thank you. I know that sometimes I was really hostile towards you. Still, I'm glad that you're the only one that knows about this. I shouldn't make a big deal out of this." the blonde said.
"You shouldn't." she said to her friend.
"why?"
"Because, usually you don't care about what people may think about you. You're strong. You and Lex are both strong people and I think that's the reason why it clicked. The guy smiles when you here. So don't waste your time back here with me while you can have great time with him." she said in a confidence voice.
"You know, you really are good at cheerleading people up." she said to Lana.
"Chloe, go now. Not that I don't appreciates your presence but did you even realized that I haven't pee yet. Haven't you realize that I am turning grumpy?."
"You haven't? It's been thirty minutes that we are talking, that you are on the toilet seat! Why are you telling me this now?"
"It's because I have a hard time when people are talking. Now, go!" she hissed in a hurried voice.
"Thank you again." the blonde finished.
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She opened the door of the restroom and got out. She felt a hand on her waist.
"You sure had a long chat with Lana." said a voice behind her. She let out a little squeaky scream.
"Lex! You scared me!" she said.
"I knew I would." he whispered in her ear. He rubbed her stomach with his smooth hand and tinkled the back of her neck with his other one. He lifted his hand up to reach and touch the soft material of her brassiere. Lana was quitting the bathroom soon, because they heard the toilet flush.
So they remain silent. They saw her leave and they continued.
HE kissed the crook of her neck. The amount of waves and emotions made her shivered. She turned and captured his mouth.
They kissed each other hungrily. His hands landed on her hips. Her hands flushed straight on his chest feeling his heartbeat. He pulled her closer. They knew it wasn't the appropriate place to make out, but they couldn't help. Then his hands started to got south and her grab her butts.
"Ahem." a voice interrupted them.
"Excuse me, but you two will have to stop."
They stopped and looked at the person who dared to interrupt them.
Thanks god, it was Lana.
"Oh, sorry." said Chloe biting her bottom lip.
"Yeah." added Lex.
All Lana did was laughing.
"It's okay with me, but the problem is the other customers. Next time make yourselves discreet." she said with a big smart ass smile.
"I don't think it will happen any time soon." Les said seriously.