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"LALALALALALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Said Harry as he ran into a wall. "HARRY! 89676 points from Gryffindor!" Said Professor Snape after he saw Harry run into a wall. "Ow. BUT THE TERM JUST ENDED!!!" Said Harry biting his lip so he could say that Snape attacked him and made his lip bleed. "HARRY! COME ON!!! THE TRAIN IS ABOUT TO LEAVE!!!" Screamed Hermione. "Harry. RUN INTO A DIFFERENT WALL! JUST NOT THIS ONE!!!" Cried Professor Snape. Harry Ran down the hallway and boarded the Hogwarts Express.
"Don't worry Professor Bricky! He won't hurt you again!" Said Snape rubbing his hands against the brick. "I'll make sure your better!" Snape winked at the wall and tickled it. "SNAPE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???!!!" Screamed Professor McGonnagal grabbing Snape by the arm and pulling him away. "NOOO!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! MY LOVER!!!!!" He cried trying to get out of McGonnagal's grandma grip. "How the hell can you not get out of my grip?" She said staring at Snape. "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I NOW!! JUST LET ME KISS MY LOVER GOODNIGHT!!!!!" Snape said in tears."Why the hell would you want to kiss a termite infested wall?" McGonnagal said. "How can bricks have Termites?" Snape said looking at McGonnagal curiously. "BY EATING THEM WITH BOOGERS!!!!!!" McGonnagal said pulling out a pink frou-frou bib and a knife and fork. "Oh." Snape said.
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"LALALALALALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Said Harry as he ran into a wall. "HARRY! 89676 points from Gryffindor!" Said Professor Snape after he saw Harry run into a wall. "Ow. BUT THE TERM JUST ENDED!!!" Said Harry biting his lip so he could say that Snape attacked him and made his lip bleed. "HARRY! COME ON!!! THE TRAIN IS ABOUT TO LEAVE!!!" Screamed Hermione. "Harry. RUN INTO A DIFFERENT WALL! JUST NOT THIS ONE!!!" Cried Professor Snape. Harry Ran down the hallway and boarded the Hogwarts Express.
"Don't worry Professor Bricky! He won't hurt you again!" Said Snape rubbing his hands against the brick. "I'll make sure your better!" Snape winked at the wall and tickled it. "SNAPE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???!!!" Screamed Professor McGonnagal grabbing Snape by the arm and pulling him away. "NOOO!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! MY LOVER!!!!!" He cried trying to get out of McGonnagal's grandma grip. "How the hell can you not get out of my grip?" She said staring at Snape. "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I NOW!! JUST LET ME KISS MY LOVER GOODNIGHT!!!!!" Snape said in tears."Why the hell would you want to kiss a termite infested wall?" McGonnagal said. "How can bricks have Termites?" Snape said looking at McGonnagal curiously. "BY EATING THEM WITH BOOGERS!!!!!!" McGonnagal said pulling out a pink frou-frou bib and a knife and fork. "Oh." Snape said.
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