At the Office of Lei Wulong
By TheOne
"Fweeze!" Lei Wulong cried.
"Wrong, wrong! Lei, you used to be good at being a cop. What's wrong?" Lei's boss
asked him. The simulation was over, and Lei had failed the police test.
"I donta know. Yoo shee? I got deescraced when I got beatun uppuh, by Stebe
Pox," Lei explained. " I was so astamed."
"Well you can't have your job back. You failed the test."
"I know. I'll just go home." Lei walked out of the room sadly as he glanced at the
clock. It was 1:00, he didn't eat lunch yet, and he was starving. He headed over to the
nearest Brahms, and paid fifteen dollars for a hamburger and there nasty fries. But
suddenly, three masked men came bursting out of an alleyway with them holding pistols.
Lei noticed he still had his pistol, too. He reached for it and screamed, "Fweeze!"
"You freeze!" one of them said. They held there weapons closely at each other's
eyes.
"You was wund! Yoo betta putte don yoe weapons bepore I shot you!!" Lei
shouted. He started to sweat. Both of the men stared at each other until a gun shot was
heard. Lei thought he had accidentally shot the man in the arm, but someone else had. It
was one of the other three men.
"Hey what the heck are you-shooting-me for?!?!" The guy that had been shot was
breathing slowly, and holding his bleeding arm.
"I'm not gonna split this money with you!" The other two men ran the other way.
Lei chased them through street constantly yelling "Fweeze!" He noticed they wouldn't
listen, so he shot. He managed to shoot one of the guy's leg.
He started screaming at the other man, "Hey! Help me! Don't leave me!" And he
was dead. Whoops, Lei thought. He wasn't a cop now, and he had just killed somebody.
"Whut shoold I doo? Whut-whut-ah-yah!!!!" Lei kept talking to himself. But he
got his senses back and went over to the dead man. He pulled off his mask, and saw
Steve Fox lying there. Lei was surprised. What was Steve Fox doing with robbed money?
Lei hurried to where the first man got shot and saw a trail of blood heading over across
the street. That's when the police cars came rushing in and surrounding Lei.
"Put your hands up!" It was Lei's boss, Mr. Figg. "Oh, it's you. Did you see what
went on around here?"
"Well, I maneeged to, um, nothing."
"What? What are you talking about?"
" Weel, one of the men escaped, and tha otha escaped with a wounded arm," lei
said. He didn't mention the other dead man, he had killed.
"No one else was there?"
"uheee, I donta thunk so." Lei lied. He didn't want to get caught with the death.
Lei ran ahead, following the trail of blood. He heard someone breathing slowly, so Lei
slowly, and quietly, pulled out his pistol. He went against the wall and crept closer to the
breathing noises. He quickly turned around and pointed the pistol at the bleeding masked
man. It had been the man who got shot by his other buddy.
He started to run away. But lei screamed, " Fweeze!! I wull shooot!"
"No! Please, don't!-I'm already-hurt!"
"Take opp your masku!" Lei shouted. "Now!"
The man took it off, but it wasn't anyone Lei recognized.
"Identipy yoself!"
"I'm Isoaki Ichiman. We were robbing a bank," he replied.
Lei stepped closer to him still holding the pistol at him. He got out his old
handcuffs out and cuffed him. Lei pushed him all the way back to the police, who were
now putting the yellow tape around the dead body. Mr. Figgs came toward him.
"Is he one of them?"
"yessaa!"
"good job. But do you know who that dead man is?" Mr. Figgs asked while he
pointed to Steve.
"I'm notta sure," Lei lied again. Isoaki came out of Lei's grip.
"That's Steve!! Is he dead?"
"I think he is. He was shot in the leg by someone. Was it the same person who
shot you?" Mr. Figgs asked again. He was looking at Isoaki.
"I wasn't there."
Mr. Figgs told him his rights and took Isoaki into his car.
"Thanks Lei," He said, and he drove away toward the police station.
But Lei had killed someone and had lied about not having to do anything with it.
Good job Lei, very good job, but Lei wondered why Steve Fox had anything to do with a
robbery. But Lei would soon find out at home, while he searched on his computer.
Please Read and Review since this is my first serious fanfic. I take suggestions, too, and critisms, but have reasons for them if you do…or else.
Oh yeah, the way Lei talks is his accent. He can't pronounce English very well since he's Chinese. It's also in there for some humor. So read and Review and watch out for my next chapter.
By TheOne
"Fweeze!" Lei Wulong cried.
"Wrong, wrong! Lei, you used to be good at being a cop. What's wrong?" Lei's boss
asked him. The simulation was over, and Lei had failed the police test.
"I donta know. Yoo shee? I got deescraced when I got beatun uppuh, by Stebe
Pox," Lei explained. " I was so astamed."
"Well you can't have your job back. You failed the test."
"I know. I'll just go home." Lei walked out of the room sadly as he glanced at the
clock. It was 1:00, he didn't eat lunch yet, and he was starving. He headed over to the
nearest Brahms, and paid fifteen dollars for a hamburger and there nasty fries. But
suddenly, three masked men came bursting out of an alleyway with them holding pistols.
Lei noticed he still had his pistol, too. He reached for it and screamed, "Fweeze!"
"You freeze!" one of them said. They held there weapons closely at each other's
eyes.
"You was wund! Yoo betta putte don yoe weapons bepore I shot you!!" Lei
shouted. He started to sweat. Both of the men stared at each other until a gun shot was
heard. Lei thought he had accidentally shot the man in the arm, but someone else had. It
was one of the other three men.
"Hey what the heck are you-shooting-me for?!?!" The guy that had been shot was
breathing slowly, and holding his bleeding arm.
"I'm not gonna split this money with you!" The other two men ran the other way.
Lei chased them through street constantly yelling "Fweeze!" He noticed they wouldn't
listen, so he shot. He managed to shoot one of the guy's leg.
He started screaming at the other man, "Hey! Help me! Don't leave me!" And he
was dead. Whoops, Lei thought. He wasn't a cop now, and he had just killed somebody.
"Whut shoold I doo? Whut-whut-ah-yah!!!!" Lei kept talking to himself. But he
got his senses back and went over to the dead man. He pulled off his mask, and saw
Steve Fox lying there. Lei was surprised. What was Steve Fox doing with robbed money?
Lei hurried to where the first man got shot and saw a trail of blood heading over across
the street. That's when the police cars came rushing in and surrounding Lei.
"Put your hands up!" It was Lei's boss, Mr. Figg. "Oh, it's you. Did you see what
went on around here?"
"Well, I maneeged to, um, nothing."
"What? What are you talking about?"
" Weel, one of the men escaped, and tha otha escaped with a wounded arm," lei
said. He didn't mention the other dead man, he had killed.
"No one else was there?"
"uheee, I donta thunk so." Lei lied. He didn't want to get caught with the death.
Lei ran ahead, following the trail of blood. He heard someone breathing slowly, so Lei
slowly, and quietly, pulled out his pistol. He went against the wall and crept closer to the
breathing noises. He quickly turned around and pointed the pistol at the bleeding masked
man. It had been the man who got shot by his other buddy.
He started to run away. But lei screamed, " Fweeze!! I wull shooot!"
"No! Please, don't!-I'm already-hurt!"
"Take opp your masku!" Lei shouted. "Now!"
The man took it off, but it wasn't anyone Lei recognized.
"Identipy yoself!"
"I'm Isoaki Ichiman. We were robbing a bank," he replied.
Lei stepped closer to him still holding the pistol at him. He got out his old
handcuffs out and cuffed him. Lei pushed him all the way back to the police, who were
now putting the yellow tape around the dead body. Mr. Figgs came toward him.
"Is he one of them?"
"yessaa!"
"good job. But do you know who that dead man is?" Mr. Figgs asked while he
pointed to Steve.
"I'm notta sure," Lei lied again. Isoaki came out of Lei's grip.
"That's Steve!! Is he dead?"
"I think he is. He was shot in the leg by someone. Was it the same person who
shot you?" Mr. Figgs asked again. He was looking at Isoaki.
"I wasn't there."
Mr. Figgs told him his rights and took Isoaki into his car.
"Thanks Lei," He said, and he drove away toward the police station.
But Lei had killed someone and had lied about not having to do anything with it.
Good job Lei, very good job, but Lei wondered why Steve Fox had anything to do with a
robbery. But Lei would soon find out at home, while he searched on his computer.
Please Read and Review since this is my first serious fanfic. I take suggestions, too, and critisms, but have reasons for them if you do…or else.
Oh yeah, the way Lei talks is his accent. He can't pronounce English very well since he's Chinese. It's also in there for some humor. So read and Review and watch out for my next chapter.