OK. I finally got an account on fanfiction.net (took me a long
time). This is my first story, so please don't lynch me and kill my family
if you don't like it. As Kimarhi has said "the urge of death can be
subsided with an episode of blues clues". Well, I hope you like it. (DUM
DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMM) NOW I PRESENT MY STORY!!!!!
One sunny morning just outside of Midgar, Cloud was riding his gold chocobo, when A LARGE SERPENT OF DOOM ROSE OUT OF THE GROUND AND STOLE HIS SHOE!!!!!! "Oh no my shoe" thought Cloud as he began to cry like a 3 year old girl. Cloud rode off with one foot black (from the frostbite). He arrived at Midgar, and slowly entered his home. His wife Tifa (as I will commonly call Jugs) walked over and rubbed Clouds face in her large pillows of happiness. "What's wrong sugga?" she asked while zipping her tank top up (HEHEHE I has a sick mind yes HEHEHEHE). "Oh nothing" he said with a very sad voice "Just lost my lucky left shoe". "How on earth did you lose it?" asked Jugs. "You know that huge dragon that has been eating all the small children?" He said with no sympathy for the poor children. PLEASE THINK OF THE CHLDREN! O.k. now back to the story. "Yes is do I chopped his tail of yesterday" replied Jugs After a long conversation, and an even longer session of "playtime" in the bedroom TEEHEHEHE. Cloud began to think "HEY I KILLED SEPHROTH (which we will call the freak of nature.) SO WHY CANT I KILL THIS GAY DRAGON?" "Yeah" mumbled jugs while snorting a pound of coke, and coming down form the orgasm. The next day Cloud rounded up the gang, and almost had a heart attack when he saw Vincent (who is now even scarier then afore, so well call him the spawn of Satan). When they all were scrunched in his 2 room, apartment (because he is poor). He told them all what happened, and they were angry, because everyone loved that shoe. The red thing (also known as Red 13) said "MEOW MEOWWWW MEOWW" "That's right" said Barret "we should go rape the girl's downtown" "MEOWW MEOW MEOWW!" said the red thing "OHHHHH I MISENTERPRETED YOU WANT TO GO GET HIS SHOE BACK!" he said "I would never rape little girls" said Barret as he shifted his eyes back and forth. "What are shoes, I don't understand?" said the spawn of Satan. "There the things that go on your feet retard" said Cloud "What are feet?" asked the spawn "SHUT UP!" Yelled Cloud "YOUR LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD WITH ALL YOUR QUESTIONS!" "Now hunny, you don't want to disturb your hernia." Said Jugs "Your right Juggy" said Cloud "Shut up Vincent or ill rip out those fangs, and shove them so far up your ass they will be back in your mouth." "Much better" said Jugs "you know we can't afford a doctor". "WELL BACK TO BUISNESS" said Barret "should we go and get the dirty basterd?" "MEOW!" said the red thing "I agree" said Aries (OOOOPPPS FORGOT SHE DIED) "I agree" ummmmm...said Jugs. "WELL LET'S GO!" yelled Cloud. Then Cloud yelped in pain and fell to the ground screaming MY HERNIA!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3 WEEKS LATER IN THE HOSPITAL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"HAHAHAHA NOW WE CAN GO" said Cloud. "ALRIGHT TO.... Hey where does the dragon live?" said Barret with a puzzled look on his face. "Um, I don't know. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING WHAAAAAA" Said the spawn, as he began to cry. "Well let's start where he attacked me" Said Cloud. As they were walking out of the hospital the nurse ran and said "HEY YOU HAVENT PAID YOUR BILL" "SCATTER!!!!!!" yelled Cloud as he ran into an empty ally. And because the spawn didn't know what that meant, he stood there and was stuck with the bill. For this he was very sad but didn't understand that he needed to give them money, in his time they didn't use money so he has no concept of this thing they call "money".
AHHHHH AND SO END MY MAGICAL TALE OF GLOOM AND DESTRUCTION.............FOR NOW MUWAHAhAHA
( ME AM ME)
One sunny morning just outside of Midgar, Cloud was riding his gold chocobo, when A LARGE SERPENT OF DOOM ROSE OUT OF THE GROUND AND STOLE HIS SHOE!!!!!! "Oh no my shoe" thought Cloud as he began to cry like a 3 year old girl. Cloud rode off with one foot black (from the frostbite). He arrived at Midgar, and slowly entered his home. His wife Tifa (as I will commonly call Jugs) walked over and rubbed Clouds face in her large pillows of happiness. "What's wrong sugga?" she asked while zipping her tank top up (HEHEHE I has a sick mind yes HEHEHEHE). "Oh nothing" he said with a very sad voice "Just lost my lucky left shoe". "How on earth did you lose it?" asked Jugs. "You know that huge dragon that has been eating all the small children?" He said with no sympathy for the poor children. PLEASE THINK OF THE CHLDREN! O.k. now back to the story. "Yes is do I chopped his tail of yesterday" replied Jugs After a long conversation, and an even longer session of "playtime" in the bedroom TEEHEHEHE. Cloud began to think "HEY I KILLED SEPHROTH (which we will call the freak of nature.) SO WHY CANT I KILL THIS GAY DRAGON?" "Yeah" mumbled jugs while snorting a pound of coke, and coming down form the orgasm. The next day Cloud rounded up the gang, and almost had a heart attack when he saw Vincent (who is now even scarier then afore, so well call him the spawn of Satan). When they all were scrunched in his 2 room, apartment (because he is poor). He told them all what happened, and they were angry, because everyone loved that shoe. The red thing (also known as Red 13) said "MEOW MEOWWWW MEOWW" "That's right" said Barret "we should go rape the girl's downtown" "MEOWW MEOW MEOWW!" said the red thing "OHHHHH I MISENTERPRETED YOU WANT TO GO GET HIS SHOE BACK!" he said "I would never rape little girls" said Barret as he shifted his eyes back and forth. "What are shoes, I don't understand?" said the spawn of Satan. "There the things that go on your feet retard" said Cloud "What are feet?" asked the spawn "SHUT UP!" Yelled Cloud "YOUR LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD WITH ALL YOUR QUESTIONS!" "Now hunny, you don't want to disturb your hernia." Said Jugs "Your right Juggy" said Cloud "Shut up Vincent or ill rip out those fangs, and shove them so far up your ass they will be back in your mouth." "Much better" said Jugs "you know we can't afford a doctor". "WELL BACK TO BUISNESS" said Barret "should we go and get the dirty basterd?" "MEOW!" said the red thing "I agree" said Aries (OOOOPPPS FORGOT SHE DIED) "I agree" ummmmm...said Jugs. "WELL LET'S GO!" yelled Cloud. Then Cloud yelped in pain and fell to the ground screaming MY HERNIA!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3 WEEKS LATER IN THE HOSPITAL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"HAHAHAHA NOW WE CAN GO" said Cloud. "ALRIGHT TO.... Hey where does the dragon live?" said Barret with a puzzled look on his face. "Um, I don't know. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING WHAAAAAA" Said the spawn, as he began to cry. "Well let's start where he attacked me" Said Cloud. As they were walking out of the hospital the nurse ran and said "HEY YOU HAVENT PAID YOUR BILL" "SCATTER!!!!!!" yelled Cloud as he ran into an empty ally. And because the spawn didn't know what that meant, he stood there and was stuck with the bill. For this he was very sad but didn't understand that he needed to give them money, in his time they didn't use money so he has no concept of this thing they call "money".
AHHHHH AND SO END MY MAGICAL TALE OF GLOOM AND DESTRUCTION.............FOR NOW MUWAHAhAHA
( ME AM ME)