Author's note;
This is my first piece so it might be a little bit …awful. It takes place after the series has ended and a lot of things have happened from then to the point this story takes place at. If you feel the need to get up and leave the room while reading this, don't hesitate.
Chapter: 1
"What?!" cried Masame, obviously peeved by something Koji had said.
" I said, the generators are back"
" Bu-bu-but how do you know? This can't be!" she shrieked.
" Well, I know because of that", Koji replied, pointing to the half-dead carcass of Gawl, with a note taped to his forehead saying;
Dear Ryo, Koji and Gawl,
We the generators are back.
Love,
Ryuko Saito
"Well that sucks but…Oh my God! We've got to help Gawl", said Masame, rushing toward Gawl overdramatically.
"Oh Masame, I'm so glad to see you", rasped Gawl.
"Sure", sulked Koji under his breath "you're glad to see her, but not me".
"What did you say?" said Masame.
"Oh, just commenting on how sexy he … uh … no wait… I said …. Uh… We should bring him to a hospital. Ya, a hospital", blurted Koji as an anime style sweat drop appeared on his brow.
"Did you just say he was se-?" cried Masame, just as Koji whacked her upside the head with a rolled up newspaper that appeared from nowhere.
"Did someone forget the main problem here? I'M DYING!" screamed Gawl with the last bit of energy he had left.
At the hospital:
In the small gray hospital room, Gawl lies on a white bed, seemingly unconscious, as Ryo, Koji and Masame huddle around him, all commenting on how they hope he'll get better before the generator strikes again. Of course, the drama is then suddenly broken by Ryo's overactive bladder.
" Uh, I've really got to go to the bathroom guys. I'll be right back", Ryo says, getting up to leave. At that moment Koji sees an opportunity. The only opportunity he could see too spend some time with Gawl, alone. Koji hastily gets up and kick's (literally) Masame and Ryo out the door yelling," Masame, you must have to go too, good, you guys can go together".
"Can always count on that kids bladder", sighed Koji to himself. Then, leaning down close to Gawl, he whispered,
"Oh my love, you must know how I love you so. It saddens me that the only time I can freely express my feelings toward you is when you are on the brink of death but-"
"Damn it Koji, I've only been trying to get a little sleep", said Gawl obviously not in a coma. Koji now falls down backwards.
"Koji, what the *#@%$*&()$%^ was that about?! I do NOT have to go to the bathroom, and I don't think Ryo needs help", came a yell from behind the hospital room door. A loud bang follows.
" Quickly Gawl, while there is still time. Tell me you love me too!" cries Koji.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?"
"Please answer me, but don't ever divulge this to Masame or Ryo. Our love must be kept secret!"
"Koji, I can hear you through this door you know" says Masame in a muffled voice.
"Jeez, look what my bladder's done this time", says a new, muffled voice hopefully belonging to Ryo. Then, before this gets too stupid, Masame bursts into the hospital room and drags Koji out by the ear.
"What the Hell are you doing?!" cried Masame.
"I'm sorry Masame, but I love Gawl and I am going to be with him for the rest of time", cries Koji back. At that they hear a loud crash from inside the hospital room and rush inside just in time to see a generator turn Gawl to a pile of goo.
The End
