Admit it, you've all been waiting for this….

Driving Charles Xavier

Xavier buckled in after his meeting with Sharp. He hoped that that would be the last he would have to hear about Poweraide. He was glad that Logan stayed behind otherwise he probably would have gutted Sharp. "Logan," He said. "Let's go home."

To his horror he saw Kitty wearing a chauffeur's cap in the driver's seat. "Logan said I could drive!" She said cheerfully. "Hang on, we'll be there in a jiffy!"

As the limo pulled away from the curb with a squeal, Xavier pressed his face and hands on the window. "NOOOOO!" He moaned as he looked for any assistance. There was none.

"Isn't this great?" Kitty asked as she cut off a passing car.

"Kitty how…?" Xavier asked.

"Oh it was all Mr. Logan's idea," Kitty told him. "I hid in the trunk while he drove you down and when you went inside to talk to Mr. Sharp I came out. HEY MOVE IT BUDDY!" She honked the horn furiously. "He said it was gonna be a surprise! Are you surprised?"

"Surprised is not the word," Xavier gulped as they tore down the street. "Where is Logan?"

"Oh he decided to run back to the mansion," She told him. "He said it was healthier for him. I guess he decided to go on a health kick or something."

"Or something," Xavier's stomach started to feel queasy. "Watch the car! Watch the car!"

"Relax Professor we had like an inch or so," She said as she skidded past the car. "Plenty of room! Hey did Logan tell you what I can do? Watch this!"

Professor Xavier felt like he was going to faint when Kitty revved up the engine and then charged towards another car. The next thing he knew he was being driven through it and looking at some very confused elderly people. "I can phase through cars while driving!" Kitty exclaimed happily. "How cool is that?"

"Kitty you can't use your powers so recklessly!" Xavier yelped.

"Oh please," Kitty said. "I use my powers to avoid accidents. How can phasing through cars cause any damage?" Apparently she didn't notice the car she had phased through crash into a mailbox.

"Kitty! I'm already in a wheelchair! I don't need to be paralyzed!" Xavier moaned.

"Oh relax Professor," Kitty waved. "I love this! First the X-Van, then Scott's car and now a limo! I am like the luckiest girl on the planet!"

"And I am the most miserable man on the planet," Xavier muttered under his breath as Kitty passed a car by driving on the sidewalk.

"Boy some people are really rude!" She snapped. "They're probably just jealous of people who ride in limos."

"In my case they shouldn't be," Xavier moaned. "Kitty please slow down! Slow down! Kitty! KITTY GET OFF THE LAWN! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! NO! DON'T DRIVE DOWN THAT STREET IT'S A ONE WAY STREET! NO DON'T PHASE THROUGH THE HOUSE! AAGGGGGGHHH!"

"What you wanted me to cause an accident?" Kitty asked.

"You mean another accident," Xavier moaned.

"Relax that was a short cut and there wasn't anybody home," Kitty waved. "Professor do you have something in your eye or something? Why are you crying?"

"Why couldn't Logan just kill me and get it over with?" Xavier wept.

"Professor you shouldn't be so nervous," Kitty said. "I'm doing fine!"

"You have a strange definition of the word fine," Xavier yelped as they nearly ran a red light.

"Here we are!" Kitty sang out as they drove through the gates (literally of course). "We're home!"

"Thank god," Xavier groaned as the limo skidded to a halt.

"I think I'm getting better," Kitty said. "There's hardly any scrapes on the limo! Oh hi Mr. Logan!" She got out and waved. "Did you see me? I drove! I'm gonna go tell Rogue!" She skipped off.

"Have a nice ride Chuck?" Logan cackled.

"You…" Xavier growled as he lowered his wheelchair to the ground using the limo's specially designed equipment.

"Yeah," Logan snickered. "Told you I owed you one!"

"Fine," Xavier groaned. "We're even. Can I die now?"

"Here," Logan handed him a flask of scotch.

"Thank you," Xavier gulped it down. "And I promise I will keep a heavy stock of beer and other alcoholic beverages in the private study so all the teachers will use it!"

"With the Half-Pint and the others we're gonna need it," Logan groaned.

"The other students," Xavier moaned. "Oh god I forgot about them!" He took another swig. "Kitty's bad enough!"

"But now who's gonna teach her? I don't think Jean can take more than one lesson. She needs someone with patience. A lot of patience…" Logan blinked.

It hit them both at the same time. *Storm…would you see me in my study later on?* Xavier sent a telepathic message.