Admit it, you knew this was coming too. Especially after that little scene in 'X-Treme Measures'.
Gotta Be Mean to Jean
"Hey Jean," Scott called out from the door. "Can you help me in the kitchen for a sec?"
"Sure," Jean walked up to him. "What's the problem?"
"Actually you're the one who's got the problem," Scott shoved her inside. "Sorry Jean, it's either you or me and this time it's not gonna be me!" He slammed the door behind her and locked it.
To her horror Jean found herself face to face with Kitty. "Hey Jean!" She said cheerfully. "Scott said you'd come with me for a practice drive this afternoon."
"Scott!" Jean pounded on the door furiously. "YOU ARE SO DEAD MISTER!" Scott did not answer her, but kept laughing maniacally.
"Oh come on," Kitty pulled on her arm as they phased out the door. "You two can fight later! Let's drive!"
"Bye, Bye Jean! Have fun!" Scott laughed and waved. He then ran down the hallway with his fists raised in the air. "REVENGE IS SO SWEET! HAHAHAHA!"
"What is with Scott?" Kitty asked as they got into the newly repaired X-Van.
"Nothing compared to what is going to happen to Scott when I get a hold of him," Jean muttered. "Okay Kitty now let's pull out slowly and I SAID SLOWLY! WAIT! WAIT! STOOOOPPP!"
The van skidded to a halt. "What?" Kitty frowned.
"What part of slowly did you not understand?" Jean snapped.
"Did you and Scott have a fight or something?" Kitty asked. "You are in a really bad mood."
"Not yet but we will," Jean grimaced. "Now Kitty, slowly…I cannot emphasize this enough, slowly drive down the driveway. Wait for the gate to open. Do not phase through it or the walls and go out into the street. Got it?"
"Fine," Kitty did so. "Happy?"
"Yes," Jean breathed a sigh of relief. "Now ease your way into the street. I SAID EASE YOUR WAY! NOT DRIVE OFF AT 70 MILES PER HOUR!"
"Jean you're exaggerating. I'm only driving 65 miles per hour."
"NOT IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE! KITTY! KITTY! WATCH OUT FOR THE CAR!"
"Which car?"
"ANY CAR!" Jean screamed. "SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLOW DOWN!"
"You don't have to scream you know I can hear you."
"Yeah but you're not listening to me!" Jean's knuckles were turning white as Kitty nearly caused a collision with another vehicle.
"You know you really should calm down," Kitty told her. "I've improved a lot since I last drove."
"Well considering the last time you drove the car into a wall I should hope so," Jean whimpered.
"That was an accident anyone could make," Kitty swerved around several cars.
"An accident any psychotic nutcase would make," Jean muttered underneath her breath.
"Look just watch as I make a turn into this street," Kitty did so. "Now that wasn't so bad now was it?"
"No it wasn't. Just one little thing," Jean sighed. "This is a one way street."
"Well I can take care of that," Kitty revved up the car.
"This is gonna be one of your infamous short cuts isn't it?" Jean moaned. Kitty sped the car through a wall using her powers.
"You gotta admit that was fun!" Kitty laughed.
"Why do you hate me God?" Jean moaned.
"Let's drive through the park," Kitty said as they turned in. "They have a nice driving area that cars pass though."
"KITTY THAT'S A SIDEWALK!" Jean screamed as she watched people dodging the van.
"Really?" Kitty said as she drove through. "I could have sworn I've seen cars drive on this."
"Just turn around! Turn around! Watch out for that hot dog stand!" Jean screamed.
"I got it!" Kitty phased right through it. "See no problem. Not even a scratch."
"Oh really?" Jean glared at her. Ketchup and mustard stains were all over her shirt.
"Oops," Kitty said.
"That's it! I want you to pull over!" Jean snapped.
"Fine I'll just go over here," Kitty turned around with a swerve.
"KITTY WE'RE GONNA HIT THAT WALL!" Jean screamed.
"NO WE ARE NOT!" Kitty snapped. "CHILL OUT!" She used her powers to phase through the wall. "See? Uh oh!"
The next thing they both knew they were inside a small lake. "Well at least we didn't hit the wall," Kitty gulped as the water started to seep inside the van.
Jean used her powers to levitate the van out of the lake. "THAT'S IT!" She screamed. "We're flying home!" She levitated the van into the air, startling some very confused people at the park.
Not long after Jean stomped into the mansion. Her feet made squishing sounds as she walked and she was covered with stains. "So did you have fun?" Scott snickered.
"Scott Summers…" Jean growled. "PREPARE TO DIE!" She chased after him.
Xavier wheeled himself out in the hallway and saw Scott laughing while Jean was chasing him, throwing anything she could get her hands on at him. "I can't take much more of this," He moaned, putting his head into his hands.
Who will be next on the casualty list? Wait and see!