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Nervous Wrecks
"I love driving in the limo!" Kitty squealed as well as the tires. "Isn't this great Professor? I can help you with all your errands now!"
"Yes," Xavier was looking rather green. "Like writing a new will…"
"Hey move it or lose it buddy!" Kitty honked the horn.
"I'm already losing it," Xavier groaned under his breath. "Kitty please watch the road!"
"Hey how about some music?" She turned on the radio. It blasted the latest boy band tune. "OOOH! I LOVE THIS SONG! CRANK IT UP!"
"Crank it down," Xavier moaned covering his ears. "Crank it down!"
"And she'll have fun, fun, fun…" Kitty sang. "Until her daddy takes the T-Bird away!"
"I wish I could do that," Xavier muttered. "Hey I thought that was a Beach Boys tune?"
"It's a remake," Kitty told him as they flew over a pothole. "I think Hot Boyz R Cute sings it much better!"
"Oh," Xavier groaned, not able to decide which nauseated him more, the ride or the name. "Kitty please watch the road. I don't want to get into an accident!"
"Relax Professor," Kitty reassured him, although with her driving it wasn't working.
"How can I relax?" He moaned. "You nearly ran a red light!"
"I did not! It was yellow! We had plenty of time."
"Kitty watch out!"
"Don't worry! I have the right of wayyyyy!" Suddenly she crashed into a speeding limo coming in the other direction.
"Are you all right Kitty?" Xavier moaned.
"I think so," Kitty gasped.
"Good," Xavier moaned. "See if you can help me find my spleen."
"What a total moron!" Kitty snapped. "What kind of driver doesn't look where he's going?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU MANIAC!" Pietro zipped out of the car and glared at Kitty.
"IT'S CALLED DRIVING YOU MORON!" Kitty stormed out of the limo.
"MORON? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MORON YOU DITZ?" Pietro screamed.
"DITZ! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DITZ YOU ALBINO FREAK!"
"Will you two please keep it down!" Magneto rolled down the window. "You are interrupting my hangover!"
"Erik?" Xavier blinked.
"Charles?" Magneto got out of the car and wobbled over.
"What are you doing here?" They both asked at the same time.
"I so had the right of way!" Kitty snapped.
"Maybe in Fantasy Land but this is the real world sister!" Pietro snapped.
"I did too!" Kitty snapped.
"Did not!" Pietro got in her face.
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Let me guess," Magneto sighed. "Driving lesson?"
"Uh huh," Xavier sighed. "You too?"
"Unfortunately," Magneto groaned.
"I so had the right of way!" Kitty snapped.
"Like I don't think so," Pietro mocked.
"Let me guess," Xavier said. "Everyone else made you take him. Am I right?"
"Gee Charles did you have to read my mind to figure that out?" Magneto said sarcastically.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"No lucky guess," Xavier said.
"I'm starting to think that I locked up the wrong child," Magneto grumbled.
"You are such a jerk!" Kitty stomped on Pietro's foot.
"OW!" Pietro snapped. "That's it sister!" He slapped her lightly.
"I can't believe you did that!" Kitty kicked him in the shin.
"Well believe this!" Pietro went to slap her again but Kitty phased through. "Hey!"
"Ha!" She stuck out her tongue at him. Then she sucker punched him in the stomach.
"I'll make a deal with you," Magneto sighed. "I'll pretend this never happened if you will."
"I agree completely," Xavier groaned. "You have any scotch?"
"No but there's a bar over there," Magneto pointed.
"Let's roll!" Xavier started to get out of the limo.
By now both Kitty and Pietro were pulling at each other's hair and screaming. Kitty bit Pietro on the hand. "OW! I'VE GOT RABIES!" Pietro howled. "YOU ARE GOING DOWN SISTER!"
"Do you think we should leave them like this?" Xavier asked as he wheeled himself over to the bar.
"Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll kill each other," Magneto said as he staggered into the bar.