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Chapter 1
Han Solo watched the retreating Imperial Star Destroyers with a grin big enough to swallow a Hutt.
"Looks like they're runnin' scared kid" he remarked to the sandy-haired Jedi Knight beside him.
"I don't understand, Han. Why are they retreating?"
" Well obviously my superb flying skills and expert shooting frightened them off." Han said confidently, just then they saw Chewbacca staggering to get to the Falcon. He was carrying the coolant drums on his shoulders.
"Chewie! What took you so long?"
"Arghhrahhdghharhhah!"
"Oh, sure. Excuses don't work on me buddy. Hurry up!"
As Chewbacca was coming up to the Falcon, a familiar white figure came up behind him.
"Chewie! Watch out!" Luke yelled with all his might. This happened very fast, lasers flashed and the stormtrooper went down by Han's first shot. As the dust cleared Luke saw Chewie lying facedown, a red stain on the ground beside him growing fast.
"Han!" Luke cried, calling his friend and running to Chewie, "bring the med pack!"
Han had a bad feeling in his stomach as ran down beside the falcon and helped Luke put the bacta patches on Chewies wound. Han was awfully quiet, was it because he was afraid his life-long friend would die? Or because he didn't want to scare Chewie?
"Luke, take care of Chewie, I'll pour in the coolant." He said grimly.
Luke nodded his head.
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Han switched the accelerator on, relieved that the big piece of machinery started so that they could get Chewie out of this mess.
"This doesn't feel right ,Han"
" Chewie's been shot, kid, of course it doesn't feel right."
"That's not what I mean…"
Then, all of a sudden, they saw laser beams shooting at them, from what seemed like specks of gray darting out from the planet. The specks of gray were getting bigger.
"What the hell is that?"
"Imperial TIE fighters! A whole squadron on our tail!"
"I thought the battle was over!" Han said as he roughly twisted the control stick, which tilted the Falcon ninety degrees.
"Arggfgghhh*honk*chhh!"
"Sorry Chewie!"
They started to slow down for some unfathomable reason.
"Not now!" Han whacked the dashboard.
"Han look!" Luke pointed at the right side of the Falcon where a massive, gaping black hole had suddenly appeared.
"Thanks for the idea Luke!" a mischievous smile appeared on Han's face.
"Han, I don't think---"
" It's the only way to loose them!" Han interrupted.
Everyone in the Falcon braced themselves as Han did the most daring maneuver he ever tried. They skimmed the edge of the black hole, dancing and twirling.
"Han not too close!" Luke warned.
" Hey kid, just leave the flying to me!" Han grunted yanking hard on the controls, sending the Falcon into a barely controlled barrel roll.
"Han!" Luke shouted again just a second before Han realized he was skimming just a little too close. Blackness was closing in on them and Chewie was roaring in the med room.
"Whoops"
A/N: So did you guys like it? Please review! Oh, and stay in tune for extensive self-insertion and guest appearances from the cast of Lord of the Rings!