A/N: Whoo, 5 overnight reviews! OO; This'll be interesting.
Vash: -_-; Oh boy.
Ca: See? It's your first day!
Vash: I'm so excited.
Ca: But they adore you so much!
Vash: …….Really?
Ca: *gets an idea* Most of them are girls.
Vash: *perks up* Are they cute?!?
Ca: How should I know, this is the internet!
Vash: oh…
Ca: Now for our first question!
Question:
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- Lynda-chan
Answer:
Ca: Lol, they're getting personal already! ^o^
Vash: What fun.
Ca: Well, answer it, o' great gunman!
Vash: Okay then.
Ca: *listens intently*
Vash: Of course I love her! She's one of my best friends!
Ca: *falls over anime style*
Vash: ^_^ Ha ha.
Ca: Well…you're a barrel of fun.
Vash: I know.
Question:
My question: In episode 4 (Love & Peace) we see Vash with a set of headphones and dancing into a bar filled with gunman. Exactly what song were you listening too? (I know this question is sort of dumb but I can't think of anything else to ask.)
-Solomon
Answer:
Vash: Ooooooh, I like this question! :D
Ca: lol
Vash: If you listen REALLY hard –
Ca: Which I did –
Vash: You'll recognize that it's the song 'Carrot and Stick'.
Ca: Interesting, ne?
Question:
*blinks* Can I bring you out on a date if I bribe you with doughnuts?
-Ruby Moon Metallium
Answer:
Vash: *gets starry eyed* DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *O*
Ca: *sweatdrop*
Vash: Ah……………………sweet pastry goodness…
Ca: Ummm……Vash??????
Vash: *looks up* Wha???
Ca: The question?
Vash: What? Oh! Well…I suppose one date wouldn't hurt…um…Saturday at 7:00 sound good?
Ca: We'll see…^^;
Question:
I have a very important question for Vashy-washy-bashy-sashy...whom I love very much. ^^; *holds out a box of donuts and a tootsie roll pop* How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
-Katrina Mama
Answer:
Vash: Um…lemme see…
Ca: Wow Vash, it's your first day and you already have two boxes of donuts…
Vash: ^_^ This isn't so bad after all! I've got a date too!
Ca: *sweatdrop*
Vash: Anyways, I shall now baffle all with my superior intelligence –
Ca: lol
Vash: Shut up! Anyways, I think… *starts licking the tootsie pop*
::4 hours later::
Ca: ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Vash: I've got it! It takes approximately 8163940274559294794956 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Ca: Zzz…wha?
Question:
Too bad she took this. *Waves around angel shooter* Why do you carry this around if you even hate the SIGHT of blood, anyway?
-Shadow and Dark Promise
Answer:
Vash: No she can't! That's a fake! Mine's still here, see?
Ca: Vash…ur bordering upon a spoiler…
Vash: Oh that's right…
Ca: Ah well! I put a warning above!
Vash: Okees.
Ca: Anyways, that's a real one.
Vash: OO;
Ca: Leggy-kun is suffering…difficulty problems…
Vash: *owl eyes*O____o;
Ca: ^_^
Vash: Anyhow Shadow, I carry it around cuz it's kind of a natural phenomenon type thingy…you get it, right?
Ca: Thanks for stoppin' by!
Question:
I have a question, Vash-san! Can I borrow you for my fic to be paired with Usagi from Sailormoon? Pwease? *puupy eyes, too*
-Michiko Tsukihiro
Answer:
Vash & Ca: Ah! It's Michi-chan! :D
Vash: Is Usagi cute?
Ca: I'm sure you'd think so. She runs around in a miniskirt with a lil' sailor-like outfit.
Vash: *__* Okees. I've no problem with that!
Ca: *sweatdrop*
Question:
this is a very creative idea. Congradulations. this is the ifrts time I saw anything like it, so I commend your originality. I would just like to ask Vash if he actually ever considered starting a family of his own, instead of just joining the llives of others? He does deserve to actually live his own life for once, he has done enough and deserves rest. So please, I would like to ask the other readers not to torture him, he has Meryl for that. ^_~ I don't think I would want to ask Legato anything, except if his hair color was natural. Knives-sama I have a bunch of questions for, but I will waite until he arives. Keep up the good work Ca, and don't overwork yourself.
-Princess of Donut Land
Answer:
Ca: Gasp! Why thank you! :D I'm very greatful for your concern!
Vash: Ah! Someone who cares for my well being! Domo Arigotou, Princess! Meryl doesn't really torture me, I think it's kinda funny when she gets mad…^^;
Ca: She's a lot like me. Freaky…
Vash: OO; That is…um anyways… I've never really thought of actually settling down… It's just…Ca?
Ca: What?
Vash: Can I spill a spoiler?
Ca: Okees.
Vash: Well, I've got this odd longevity, and I know I'd outlive any girl I'd settle down with…It'd break my heart to see another loved one die… ;_;
Ca: *pats him in the back* It's okay V-san…
Vash: Plus -! *Perks up* If I got married, I wouldn't be able to flirt with all those cuties out there!
Ca: X__x;
Vash: ^_^.
Ca: *sigh* Say…that was a pretty good start! Sorry if this started out a bit boring, but it'll get better, I promise. As for the additional characters – I shall let the author population vote on who will be arriving next. Your choices are as follows: Wolfwood, Knives, Milly, and Meryl, k? As we get nearer and nearer to 25 questions, I shall announce the votes in each new chapter. It'll continue on that way until we get to…200 questions of freedom! J Have a nice day!
Vash: And done forget to review, vote, and ask questions! I wanna get outta here!
Ca: ^^;