A/N: Ah! You folks are all so generous! ^__^ Ca grovels humbly.

Vash: ^__^. I got lotsa doughnuts today!

Ca: -_-; You really need to get over those… *gets an image of Vash a REALLY fat, hairy old guy* Ugh… *shudders*

Vash: ?

Question:

Wolfwood! anyways, I'm curios as to why you get paired up with so many people, *Spoiler!!!!!!*






































When you're 131 at the end of the series! You'll outlive them all! Another one, why are you always blamed, like in one area, they blow up a cliff, you get blamed!

-Shadow and Dark Promise

Answer:

Ca: Shadow, you didn't need the big space. Everyone in this category have seen at least Episode 1.

Vash: Hm, I'm curious to that too!

Ca: ^_^ I'm partial to pairing you with either Wolfywood or Meryl myself…

Vash: I think it's cuz different fangirls think I'm meant for different people, cuz everyone thinks a little bit differently from everyone else…

Ca: The stuff at the bottom goes with the question…

Vash: Oh! Well, that makes for a more dramatic story I suppose…

Ca: He wouldn't outlive EVERYONE. Some out there like pairing him with Knives…^^ Those can be pretty good.

Vash: O___O. I don't do THAT with my own brother!

Ca: Deal with it.

Question:

Knives has to be the first character to be put in that room.... thingy....... because he's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! anyhoo... *ahem!* vash, can you stand on your head? i know this is kinda weird, but, then again, so am i! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Greeneyed Monster

Answer:

Vash: *sweatdrop*

Ca: Lol, hi Greeneyed! I was wondering when you'd get here!

Vash: I can't stand on my head.

Ca: Why not?

Vash: Because it's round and I'd mess up my hair. -_-. Duh.

Ca: Um…that makes sense…I suppose…

Question:

Yay! I get a date with Vash-kun! *Gives him a box of doughnuts* I got another question....

Boxers or Briefs? (it was bound to come up...)

- Ruby Moon Metallium

Answer:

Vash: Woohoo, I've got a date! See ya tomorrow night Ruby! ;)

Ca: I think I'll stay out of this one…

Vash: Please do. *Munches on a donut*

Ca: -_-;

Vash: Would you like to find out for yourself? ^^;

Ca: !!! You perv! *Slaps him*

Vash: Augh, you are like Meryl…btw, boxers. Briefs give me wedgies.

Ca: . Dork.

Vash: *sticks his tongue out* Stalker.

Question:

*Swishes tail and purrs* Ohh! Fun! *Raises paw* I've got questions!
First, the fun questions:

1. Mr. Stampede, do you have a favorite kind of donut? I'm partial to chocolate-covered mini-donuts, myself, but what is yours?

2. Do you read much? Have any favorite books? Lord of the Rings? (Wait, that's my favorite)...so, ya read, any?

Second, deep spiritual and political stuff:

3. Do you believe in God? (Feel free to skip this).

4. What is the MEANING OF LIFE?

5. How do you think we might be able to solve the Middle East Peace Crisis?

And, I wouldn't be me if I didn't include a morbid question:

6. Your scars...those metal staples you have...ever think of getting those removed? Or are they basically holding your flesh togehther so that it's impossible?

And, a question for Knives:

1. Have you ever stopped to really think about your actions? Isn't it obvious to you that your brother does not want the "Eden" that you are trying to create by killing all the "spiders"? Don't you realize that if you succeed, he will not be happy in your version of a perfect world?

-Lady Shadowcat

Answer:

Vash: Indeed I do! :D Sugar glazed!

Ca: Lol, Shadowcat reminds me of Milly with the 'Mr. Vash' thing…

Vash: Well…I can't read Japanese or English very well…sometimes though, I read a little fanfiction. There are some pretty good authors out there! No books though, too long.

Ca: Favorite story on FF.N?

Vash: Um…oh! I like 'Gossamer Wings and Sweet Tasting Things'! Ca has to read some of the big words though… *grins a bit sheepishly*

Ca: *pats his back* There there, at lease you're fairly literate.

Vash: Do I? Well, I know Nick does, but I'm not really all that religious…I do a little though, for Nick's sake.

Ca: Awwwww…how cute! ^_^

Vash: What???

Ca: You both are such a good pair!

Vash: DON'T even start with that. Anyways, the meaning of life…is to live it to the fullest.

Ca: *owl eyes* REALLY????????????

Vash: Yep.

Ca: How…biglyishly spiffy…

Vash: ?

Ca: ^__^

Vash: Wha? I wholly believe it could, but fill me in: what's the Middle East Peace Crisis?

Ca: *sniffles* Stupid Osama Butt Laden…

Vash: …………I'll just wait on what that was for… A morbid question? Um…okay…

Ca: *__* Scars b sexy

Vash: __X.; *ahem* ANYWAYS, the scars are permanent. No technology on Gunsmoke can get rid of them. And I need that one staple for that wound so it doesn't tear itself open again.

Ca: Ew! That's gross! *Thinks a second* …………………Does that thing ever get rusty after taking a shower?

Vash: *sweatdrop*

Ca: Knives isn't here right now…we can, however, save the question for when he's voted in though…^^; Sorry 'bout that…

Vash: Well…that's a very interesting question…

Ca: Stop reading your brother's mail!

Vash: Wha…?

Question:

Vash- *gives three doughnuts to Vash* That's for answering my first question. My second question is: *thinks for ten minutes* What is the best characteristic about Meryl, Milly, Wolfwood, and Knives? Answer them one at a time if you need too.

*Looks at the people giving him weird looks* Hey! I've only seen episdoes 1-14 with the exception of a few spoilers.

Ca- *looks in his pockets. Then looks up and laughs sheepishly* Sorry Ca. I don't have anything for you. But I must say you're doing good so far. With the writing idea and handling Vash.

-Solomon

Answer:

Vash: Ah! More donuts for me! *Stuffs his face*

Ca: -_-; Well at least I don't have to spend anything to feed the guy…

Vash: Well, this is a pretty good one too! J Lesse now…

Ca: Prepare a grilled cheese sandwich folks, this might take a while.

Vash: It's his question! Anyhow, the best of Meryl is her iron determination. Nothing could stop her from getting the job done!

Ca: Which makes me slightly unlike her.

Vash: Interupting cow.

Ca: Moo.

Vash: Okaaaaay… The best thing about Milly is her great sense of heart, hands down. I dunno if I said it before, but she's a hell of a lot smarter than she knows.

Ca: Milly's such a nice person! J

Vash: Stop that!

Ca: What?

Vash: Argh…-_-. Anyhow, onto Wolfwood. I think his compassion for children is really valueable, because so many times they're left in the shadows just for being a child.

Ca: Damn right! You go scar man! ^o^

Vash: Augh! -_-; Does anyone else know how annoying Ca is?

Ca: ^_^ I do my best.

Vash: Um, alright. Knives? He's a toughie. He's got a strong opinion that practically can't be broken. I know he's only looking out for what's best for me but…erhem. I don't feel like going there right now…*sniff*

Ca: That's okay Solomon! I've only seen episodes 1-3 and read every spoiler there is! ^_____^ BTW, that's okay, I'll just filch a few of Vash's donuts later.

Vash: Not if I can help it! *Starts eating more of his donuts*

Ca: *sweatdrop* Whatever. But, thank you for the compliment! :D I'm doing my best for all of you out there!

Vash: Ditto!

Ca: Well, things are getting more interesting…peeps sure brought out the philosophical side of Vashie-san…*sniff*

Vash: Oh no, she's gonna start crying…(she's watching depressing music videos for Trigun)

Ca: *tears spew out like waterfalls* AHAAAA! That's SO sad!!!!!!!! ;__; Poor chibi Vashie-kun…poor Wolfy-san…*sniffles*

Vash: -_-; Sometimes, I'm not sure who the baka here is.

Ca: *sniff* Well, the reports are as follows… Vash has answered a total of 12 reviews. That means 13 more and the next character will be brought in! :D

Vash: Woohoo!

Ca: And…there is currently 1 vote for Wolfwood and 1 vote for Knives…hmm…

Vash: Ah……at least I won't be the only guy here! J

Ca: I could be evil and invite Meryl in anyways.

Vash: -_-. I suppose.

Ca: I can't thank you all enough! Please keep reading, and I'll do my best to make this as entertaining as my preteen writing skills will allow!