A/N: Dudios, second chappy today! Vash and I find this much fun!
Vash: We do?
Ca: Oh shut up, you KNOW you're having a fun time with these questions
Vash: …
Ca: ^__^ See?
Question:
Whee!
That was quick! *Gives Vash a salad* You need something besides donuts...I'd
give you a stairmaster, too, but I think you work off the calories pretty well
by always running from people who try to kill ya...
Thank you for answering my questions! This is fun! And just a warning to Vash
in his fanfic-reading...don't read mine, except possibly the Gung-Ho-Guns
Chatroom, because most of my fanfictions are scary, morbid, and sad and would
scare him/break his heart.
Anyways, a couple more questions...
For Vash: If you ever get that bounty lifted, ever consider becoming a cop? I
mean, you like to protect people and cops are infamous donut-fiends.
And for Rem, if she shows up: Do you like science fiction? Did the romanticism
of it inspire you in any way to join SEEDS? (Weird question, but it ties into a
current fanfic of mine).
I think I got my "Mr. Stampede" thing from possibly "Bill and
Ted's Excellent Adventure"...when confronting Billy the Kid, "We're
with you, Mr. The Kid!"
I will shut up now! ~La!
-Lady Shadowcat
Answer:
Ca: I got insomnia last night so I woke up Vash to answer some questions early.
Vash: *gumbling*
Ca: Lol! He needs that salad… *the image of a really fat old Vash vegetating in front of the TV* Ugh…he REALLY needs that salad…
Vash: But I'm not fat!
Ca: Not yet you aren't.
Vash: *grumbles some more*
Ca: !!! I've read that chatroom one! That's funny as a gorilla bathed in cheese doin' break disco! XD
Vash: Um… *checks a dictionary for 'Ca lingo'* That means it's damn hilarious. I've never read it tho…
Ca: Lol, they got ICQ in heaven, didja know?
Vash: ………………no.
Ca: Now you do.
Vash: -_-. Anyhow, being a cop sounds fun! J It just sounds…kinda scary!
Ca: You'd be the perfect cop Vash.
Vash: Really?
Ca: She said donut fiend didn't she?
Vash: .,
Ca: Ooh, Rem's got mail… I think I'll hold onto this…
Vash: Rem…*whimper*
Ca: lol
Question:
Woo!
Hi vashie san! your the apple of my eye but anyway heres my question(S)
1) despite on how many donuts you stuff your face with, you ether never gain a
pound and you always find the money or them why is that?
2) Have you ever had a *moment* With Meryl?
3) Have you seen the action figures of yourself, they always look sooo pissed.
4) do you wanna quit donuts and try sushi or Mc donanlds?
5) WHY DO YOU EAT DONUTS!? your not homper simpson ya'know
6) I fyou really care about Knives and all this saving mankind thing why don't
you sit down together and talk it over, maybe you can sort something out.
I also want Knives to come in1 ^_^ laters!
-Gem-sama
Answer:
Vash: Really? I am?
Ca: …You have a red coat.
Vash: Shut it Toki girl.
Ca: ? Okaaaaaay…
Vash: I have high metabolism
Ca: Actually, leather makes ya look a lot skinnier than ya are…
Vash: -_-;. Whatever. (again) Anyhow, the donut clerk is lenient when I'm outta cash cuz I visit so often.
Ca: I think he has had a *moment* with Mer-mer…
Vash: *blushing* Nuh-uh!
Ca: Is it just me, or does Vash have more red on him than normal?
Vash: . Well, they probably look so pissed because Ca won't get off my case…
Ca: ^__^ That's cuz I like you so much!
Vash: sigh, the price for affection. No. I DON'T wanna quit donuts. That would be disobeying the donut god of sweetness.
Ca: (He's read 'The Adventures of K-chan and V-chan')
Vash: What if I am? I think I have a striking resemblence toward Bart.
Ca: *sweatdrop* riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Vash: And I have tried talking to Knives, but he isn't one to sit down and talk… ;__;.
Question:
Why dosen't everybody turn on you and turn you in for cash? I mean, why risk life and limb?
-Shadow and Dark Promise
Answer:
Vash: Well it's obvious!
Ca: Yeah! Vash's too hot to go to jail!
Vash: OO;. Nnnnnnooooooooooooo…It's cuz I'm such a great guy!
Ca: That too…
Question:
Yay!
I will help to Vash's freedom, so he can eat donuts for the rest of his life.
Okies, a question!
Are there any types of food you enjoy, other than donuts? IS THERE???
Anyway, answer the question! And, I have a gift for u!!!!!!!!! *hears a beeping
noise, a truckload of donuts is loaded into the room* My friend knows people
that make donuts! *grabs one and runs off* Buh-bye, Vash the cutie!!!!!!!!!!
-AnimeGirl
Answer:
Vash: GASP! Yay! :D I like donuts! Um………I also enjoy spaghetti! J Ca's mom cooks it juuuuust right!
Ca: ^_^
Vash: Woohoo, I have a new tag-name!
Ca: From now oh, Vash is no longer the Stampede and is now a cutie. ^^ But he always was!
Vash: Aw shucks… *swimming in donuts* Thanx! This should last a week or two…
Ca: Don't you mean a day or two?
Vash: There's a difference?
Question:
Well...o.o
That's very informative! I'm all the more wiser now. *nods sagely*
Anyway! My next question is...why, oh why, do you wear a red coat (though I
know about the whole Rem thing e_e;) when you're the most wanted man on
Gunsmoke? Isn't that like painting a target on your head? ^^;; Waving a flag in
front of the bull? ...And now that I think about it, why does it take so darn
long for someone to find you if you're a walking target with the most unique
style...
And something for Ca: If a pudding covered hippo came hurling through your
door, and you had only five seconds to pick between the almighty weapon of
impending doom and a pickle, what is the capital of Bosnia-Herzegovinia? ^^
*hands her a Wolfwood plushy for being shibby*
-Katrina Mama
Answer:
Vash: Ah. We all learn something new everyday.
Ca: The reason for the red target is that practically everyone on Gunsmoke is extraordinarily stupid.
Vash: Um…that sums it up really…that, and red really is my favorite color! Not just cuz it was Rem's!
Ca: Uh-huh… Well anyways… *reads the question* Hmmm…I'd hafta say the pink Bohemian belly-dancer Rosie O Donnel… (no offense 2 her fans, I'm hyper)…but I'm not too sure. Can I ask the audience?
Vash: *smacks forehead*
Ca: *heart eyes* WOLFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vash: T__T.
Ca: *thinks for a moment* What's shibby?
Question:
Oh yeah, I forgot to add...I want Knives to appear cause he's oh-so much fun to harass with bothersome questions. ^^ *cheezy grin*
-Katrina Mama
Answer:
Ca: ok…O__o; Good lord, the next few chapters are gonna be REALLY strange if Knives wins…
Vash: *pouts* I won't get to read his mail…
Question:
Spoiler
alert! My question contains a spoiler!
So, Vash, I've always wondered: in the last episode, when Knives said you were
a plant, what did he mean? Did he mean that you were a real actual plant, same
kind of living being as trees and flowers and stuff? Or did he mean you were the
same kind of being as those entities that keep Gunsmoke's ancient power plants
running?
Love and peace forever!
-Mighty Rikimaru
Answer:
Vash: Hey, Ca said spoilers were fine. Anyways… I would believe that he meant the ones that keep Gunsmoke's ancient power plants running.
Ca: -but he was a little off his rocker so he probably meant the ones that photosynthesize!
Vash: *whomps Ca* No!
Ca: -_-; Owchies…
Vash: !!! LOVE N' PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question:
Hi,
it's me again, I would like to vote for Knivesu please, bring him in next time,
please. Oh and Vashie, :;sniffs:;that's so sad. I'll gladly spend anytime with
you in recovering from any hard times, I'll give you a hug whenever you need
one ::gives him a hug and then a box of donuts:: er alright, I wanna ask you a
few more questions
1)what do you put in your hair?
2)In the manga, is it ture that the reason you got a blond and black hair look
was because you were using up most of your energy?
3)would you ever date meryl?
4)why do you wear leather on a desert planet?
the next ones are reserved for Knives, Vash, don't you dare read them::gives
him the look::is that clear?:;smiles:;anyway Ca, reserve these for Knives-sama,
ok?
1)Why did you order the gun hu guns to kill the plants on the ship that didn't
land? isn't that hypocritical?
2)where do you keep you bullets and stuff like that, your outfit doesn't seem
to have pockets?
3)can I be your loyal pet, please? I adore you,, and would do almost anything
for you.
-Princess of Donut Land
Answer:
Vash: *sniff* That's so sweet…^___^. Thank you! I personally believe that plaster of paris works best.
Ca: O_o;
Vash: ^^; Well anyhow, yep. That's true. Knives just sits on his butt all day drinkin' wine while I'm runnin' like nuts from his freakish minions…
Ca: (Ca has never read da manga)
Vash: Would I date Meryl? It would be nice it she'd stop hitting me every five seconds…
Ca: That's close to a negative.
Vash: Stop meddling in my love life!
Ca: But it's oh-so-interesting!
Vash: T.T. Go away Ca. I wear leather because cotton is itchy, polyester gives me rashes, and I detest using fur.
Ca: Ew…polyester rashes…
Vash: *pouts s'more* Awwwwww! No fair!
Ca: *evil look to Vash* No no readies til Knives shows up.
Vash: He won't let me read em then!
Ca: Exactly.
Question:
Ah
Vash-kun! ^_^ I'm back again! Can't wait for the date tomorrow ^_~ hahaha
anyway another question:
- People say you're 131 about ne? Well, this has to be wrong, you would be much
older then that because of how you age. If you look about the age of 5-7 when
they show flash backs 131 years ago (from the end of the show to when Knives
and Vash first get to the planet) then for the years that it took you to mature
to a 7 year old would roughly be around 25 years (human years)there for putting
you at around 140!
^_^ Unless I've mistaken something, and if I have someone please tell me ne?
Anyway, that wasn't much of a question so I'll make another one: *spoiler*
- Is there someway to make a cross bread of a human and a plant thingy like
yourself?
-Ruby Moon Metallium
Answer:
Vash: ;) Me neither. I've got a SPECIAL dinner planned! ^__^.
Ca: Oh boy.
Vash: ^^ Well…I've lost track of my birthdays…but I think I'm 139. And…I'm pretty sure you could get a cross breed… *blushes*
Ca: Oh oh! Me get scientific! (not really) If the plant subject was male (which I'm pretty sure of) –
Vash: Are you insulting me?
Ca: Ummm…no. Anyways: -and the human subject was female, the human would have to have a high constitution and strength of will to carry the offspring. If it's vice-versa, I think the delivery would come out a-ok.
Vash: I see someone paid attention in the reproduction section in science…
Question:
**runs
from very far away and glomps Vash**
AIIIII~!!
... Sniffles. You like my story?!? Wow... How is that possible? O_o;;
**raises hand** I vote in Meryl.
**strokes chin** And another question.
The Angel Arm feathers. Are they soft and fluffy, or are they hard and brittle?
... Could I borrow some to make a pillow?!? YAY!! A VASH ANGEL ARM PILLOW!!!
-Lynda-chan
Answer:
Vash: Augh! *Thrown back from the impact*
Ca: lol
Vash: Well yeah! You characterize me and Wolfwood so well! Anything's possible! J
Ca: Ooh! Quite a creative question that is!
Vash: I don't use my Angel Arm much…so it's not matured and has soft fluffy feathers. Since it's not matured yet, it kinda hurts to bring it out (let alone pluck it,) but when I'm feelin' up to it, I can try to get ya some feathers…J
Ca: Aw, how sweet! :D
Question:
I
come once again bearing gifts. *hands five doughnuts to Vash and six to Ca*.
You deserve it Ca seeing as Vash is always getting boxes after boxes. But my
question for Vash is:
(hesitates) I really hate to bring this up...why were you so upset about shooting
Legato? I mean I know how much you hate killing and I know you must have
thought Rem was upset with you but you have to admit that things would have
turned out a lot worse if you kept him alive. What's in the past is in the
past.
Well I'll bring even more things when my question is answered. Keep it up you
two.
Oh and before I forget I vote for Meryl to be brought back. I picked this at
random believe it or not. C ya.
-Solomon
Answer:
Ca: Yay! Thankies!
Vash: I thought you were concerned about your fat mass.
Ca: Oh, raspberries to that! Compared to you, I'm a rail!
Vash: That's cuz I'm buff.
Ca: Well…I have author powers of doom!
Vash: Hmmm…good enough. ………As for Legato…
Ca: …he scares the cheese outta me…
Vash: *sniff* I know it would have but…I wish I didn't have to kill. It makes me feel so cold, and empty inside. Everyone deserves a chance…right?
Ca: Mn-hmm… *patting Vash's back* S'ok V-man! The Legato fans revived him, so it doesn't matter!
Vash: I still killed him.
Ca: *sigh*
Ca: Well, that was a quiet closing. *Sniff* I'm listening to depressing music again…
Vash: …
Ca: Well anyhow, the question count is 22! After the next chapter, the next character shall appear! :D
Vash: *sigh*
Ca: If I were a rabbit, my ears would be drooping a bit…(It's so heart-breaking so see such a great guy sad…) Well, the vote counts are:
One for Wolfie-san
Four for Knives-kun
Two for Meryl-chan
Say, it's all multiplying! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Vash: …
Ca: Well, keep in mind that there are NO double voting until I say the polls are open again. Got it? Thanx.
Vash: I wish I had a new CD player…
Ca: *sweatdrop* Er…I hope you all are enjoying this! Please R/R, this is the last time to cast votes for any who haven't. C ya'all til then! ;D