A/N: Huh…I've run out fun stuff to say…darn…

Vash: Hahaha! *I* still have funny stuff to say!

Ca: Like what?

Vash: ……If I told you, you'd steal my idea.

Ca: -_-;

Question:

*looks at the votes* I vote for Wolfwood because he's cool and....he's....spify....and he errr....is cool! (not as cool as Vash though^^)

Thanks for answering my questions guys. And I have another one:

- Did Knives get his rabies shots? I think he's really cool but those scary faces he makes reminds me of a dog who has rabies....If he hasn't gotten his shots you should bring him and I think I know how to make him calm down so he'll stop trying to kill the 'spiders'...get him fixed^_^ might as well if you're bringing him to the vet ne?

Oh and Vashu-kun^_^ pick me up at my house around 7:00 ok^^ see you then!

-Ruby Moon Metallium

Answer:

Ca: Lmao!!!

Vash: Well…I don't have rabies shots either…Well then again, perhaps Knives *is* due for another check-up.

Ca: OO; Get Knives fixed?!? Do you KNOW what they DO when you get a dog fixed?!?!?

Vash: Sounds pretty bad…what?

Ca: It's almost exactly like a guy getting castrated!

Vash: O___O. Good lord bejeezus!

Ca: I know…^^

Vash: Well, we're probably going to get Knives a check-up, but I don't know about being so cruel as to 'fix' him… C ya tonight! ;D

Ca: Sigh. At least I can leave this room and talk to Wolfie when I wanna…

Question:

*hands a box of doughnuts to Vash and Ca* I love making people happy.

Oh yeah the question: I didn't see all of the last episode but I saw in a music video you left your gun and coat. WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR COAT BEHIND? THAT THING WAS SO KICK-ASS. Sorry. But if you don't want it I'll take it. I've been looking everywhere for one of those.

-Solomon

Answer:

Vash: More donuts! ^__^.

Ca: I'm getting a little tired of them…aren't you Vash?

Vash: ……………NO! ^________________________________^.

Ca: Sigh.

Vash: Look! *Puts on his sunglasses* ^o______________o^.

Ca: *sweatdrop*

Vash: I left the coat and gun behind because Knives generates body heat, and I was carrying him. Two bodies' worth of heat, a trenchcoat, a bodysuit, and two suns beating down on you is really kinda…hot. I didn't have transportation, and I couldn't take off my body suit –

Ca: Sure ya coulda! ^___^

Vash: O__o; Ummmm…no. I still want the coat, cuz I went back and got it. Milly might be able to tailor one just like mine for you though.

Question:

*Stamps foot* Shoot. Knives is coming.*Sheepish grin, almost a rip-off of Vash's* Oh well. Wolf sends his sincerieties. *Throws cross* It's out of ammo, though. Not that you'd use it, anyway. Anyway, why do you feel inclined to be a pacifist? Most people with a bounty on their head use guns. Trying to save bullets......it would've been hard to spend that money if you were dead.

-Shadow and Dark Promise

Answer:

Ca: Well…Wolfie's getting more votes this chapter…

Vash: Hmmm… Did Nick really send this? He seemed awfully attatched to it…

Ca: Heh…*sees Wolfwood checking EVERYWHERE for his cross punisher* …that paints a funny picture…

Vash: !!! It's my philosophy! I hate death, violence, bloodshed… I figure that if I aim to kill as well, true peace is one step farther from true………………………*does the finger crossing thing* …LOVE N' PEACE! Instead, I work on my skills in dodging and deflecting bullets.

Ca: Well…amen to that…

Question:

Okay, I'm reviewing too much! I gotta give other peeps chances for questions! This is mostly just a ramble, anyway.
I did make a vote for Rem. I want Knives to show up, and Rem.
Um...to some of the questions posted, I have written fanfics answering those... "Collateral" is a short angst piece about Knives reflecting on killing Plants, and I wrote "Loveblind" to ressurect a kinder, gentler Legato - a supernatural romance thingy between him and a lady Plant. As for Vash and Knives being only 131 years old, remember what Steve said aboard the SEEDS ship about "Look how much they grew in a year!"... unnatural aging, my friend. Ain't that cool?
As for manga, I've read a little, found some downloadable translated manga, and I have an in-Japanese volume of Trigun Maximum 3 autographed by Nightow that my boyfriend got me special from Otakon. Yes, be jealous!
Okay, I should stop rambling and give questions:

Vash:

1: Do you have any particular favorite brand of bullets?

2: I am still mystified at how you can stand wearing full body leather AND that heavy coat in the desert...I understand that it would be nice to wear in the winter, but in the SUMMER? I happen to live in southern Arizona, which has a climate a lot like that of Planet Gunsmoke...I wear heavy coats in the winter, but I could not stand even having what you wear on for 2 minutes in the summer! How do you keep from heat exhaustion?!!

And, another questy for Geranium Girl, if she shows up:

Rem, are you aware after your death that you saved the world? How does that feel? Ya feel spezzzzial?

-Lady Shadowcat

Answer:

Ca: Quite alright! Vash has enough time for everyone! And…I have a reason for wanting 25 questions too…

Vash: Why?

Ca: That way, I can get Rem's cell phone number! ^__^ Then, I can call her anytime I want to!

Vash: !!! Rem…! Can I talk to her too??????????? *Puppy dog eyes*

Ca: . I wish you'd stop that. Yes, you can.

Vash: Yay! :D

Ca: GASP! Where did you find the downloadables? (I'm still getting the real thing tho; I wanna own it for myself!)

Vash: I don't really have a favorite brand…bullets are made to kill, but are nessisary to survive, at times. I just get the cheapest I can get. As for it being hot, this red duster's actually a lot lighter and thinner that you would expect. Plus, it's stylish! J

Ca: Well, I'll be sure to call Remmy-chan next chapter… (geez, next chapter's gonna be REALLY long if Knives wins…^^;)

Question:

Vash, don't be sad. Lagato had YOUR ARM. He shouldn't have had it in the first place. And... *gives CD player and random CDs to Vash* I have lots of money to burn. ^_^ And, I want Wolfwood to come in next. Also, question.

You wear that coat so long and often, wouldn't it start to smell? Or do you have some special method for the stink. If so, tell me! I need to know!!!

And, if there are any video games hidden in Gunsmoke, do you like them? If not, BUY SOME GAMES!

Okay, that's all, Vash the cutie. Also, are you free any time this month? I'd like to go do something with you, date or not. *gives 10 boxes of donuts* Buh-bye!

-Zam, weirdest girl ever

Answer:

Vash: Sigh. I suppose…!!! A CD player! :D

Ca: Hey Vash, one's got 'Carrot and Stick' on it!

Vash: *squeals of glee*

Ca: *sweatdrop* Well, that's his way of saying thanks…

Vash: *listening to Carrot and Stick* My coat never stinks! I use Febreeze. It smells gooooooooooood. ^o__o^. Video games? Gunsmoke isn't that advanced yet…

Ca: That, and most Gunsmokeans are too excruciatingly stupid to think of anything creative to be an interesting game.

Vash: I've got a date tonight, but other than that, I've got time to do other stuff. We could go have a picnic at Wolfwood's orphanage…or something. Whatever ya want. J

Ca: Okay Vash, I'm restricting your donut eating.

Vash: OO; Nnnnnnnnno!

Ca: Yes. It's for your own good. Only one box per chapter.

Vash: *pouts* I was having a good day too…

Question:

Wheeeee! Questions! I like this idea! ^_^ I vote for Wolfwood, by the way.

*hands Vash a big box full of sugar glazed donuts* Not exactly the most creative gift, but it gets the job done. ^_^; Anyways, since it looks like Knives is gonna be the first one to show up, my first question goes to both Vash and Knives!

1) How do you two feel about being paired up in fanfics? How does Vash feel 'bout VashxWolfwood fics? (when Wolfwood shows up, ask him what he thinks about being paired up w/ Vash, please!)
2) Vash! If I challenged you to a staring contest, would you accept?!
3) And can you teach me that Dodgeball thing you did in episode 12? I want to scare small children with it like you did. :D

-Aru

Answer:

Vash: Ah! My favorite! …………Too bad SOME Meryl-ish fiend isn't letting me have anymore this chapter…

Ca: Oh, save it. You can have them next chapter……Well…Wolfwood's making a heavy come back this chapter, so Knives might be put on hold…

Vash: Ugh, I get really frightened when people pair me with Knives.

Ca: There are some out there that are really good though…

Vash: OO;. But most of them are NC-17 rated, Ca!

Ca: *blushes*

Vash: *even BIGGER owl eyes* Ca!!!!!! You're not supposed to be reading that stuff for like…four years!

Ca: Shut up, I'm mature about it.

Vash: -_-. Sigh. Me and Nick? Well I dunno…

Ca: I like that one! ^_^ A lot!

Vash: …we're best buddies. I love him, but as my pal, ya know? I'm telling you people, I'm as straight as a ruler.

Ca: Okees, I'll keep in mind to ask him.

Vash: ??? Well, I suppose I'd accept…but I can't really stare at you from here…

Ca: Vash! Teach me how to scare small children with dodgeballs too!

Vash: I was scaring those kids?

Ca: Well YEAH…

Vash: ………

Question:

Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssshh!!!! *glomps* Can I bear your children?!?! **gives him five boxes of Donuts* Pleaaaaasssie!?! *starry eyes*

- S-chan

Answer:

Vash: Oof! O___o.

Vash: o___O.

Vash: O__O Good lord!

Ca: OO; Ditto…

Vash: Erm… I don't think I'm ready to be a father yet…It's a huge responsibility, and I dun wanna get into it too soon…

Ca: Weeeeeeeeeell… I was actually waiting for someone to ask something like that…

Vash: *blushes*

Ca: I shall tally the votes!

::Elevator Music Ensues (EME)::

Wolfwood-san: 3

Knives-kun: 5

Meryl-chan: 2

Ca: Looks like it's Knives!

Vash: Uh-oh…

Ca: ^_^ Well, We've hit 29 questions, that means 4 will be donated to the cause of getting the second new character! The poll board is wiped clean, so now you can vote for Wolfwood, Meryl, or Milly! (This time, I think I'll be nice enough as to let Legato in if he wins…) Since it'll take 40 questions to get to the next character, you subtract 4, and so it's only 36! What fun!

Vash: Yay! I'm not alone with this creepy author girl!

Ca: -_-; Be carful as to what ya say…