A/N: Whoo, heavy lack of reviews from chappy 5, but I've got Knives on the team now, and he's gotta answer all his questions from past reviews… BTW, all his questions from past reviews (when it was just Vash) count as extra.
Knives: Vash, explain to me as to WHY we can't just destroy this pitiful little human.
Vash: *sniffles* Love n' peace, remember?
Knives: Screw that!
Ca: Sorry, but your angel arms are dysfunctional as long as you're in this room.
Knives: *grumbles*
Ca: ^_^ I love having the edge… Well, we'll start with the questions intended for this chapter and then I'll go to the reserved ones.
Question:
Wolfwood!x1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Okay,
now:
Ca: Don't feel guilty. He's just sugar high. NC-17s aren't to be taken... hell,
forget it! (Goes to his r rated story)
Knives: *Throws angel arm to Vash, Blows Raspberry* Nyuh! Now if only Vash
wasn't a pacifist.... Stupid now one armed knives......
Vash: Fine, give him back his arm.... You bear a striking resemblence
to.......*Holds up HUUUUUUUUUGE RPG Leader poster* All of these people.
~Shadow and dark promise
Answer:
Ca: Um…okay then. ^_^
Vash: I was NOT sugar high!
Knives: *snicker* …! You pathetic human! *Growls* You dare disobey me?
Ca: But…you never told him anything…
Knives: Shut up insect!
Ca: Well actually, since I'm a spider, I'm an arachnid…
Knives: -_-; Vash, gimme my angel arm back or I'll have to TICKLE you.
Vash: OO; You don't have to threaten, I was gonna give it back anyways…
Knives: …………………………*has an arm in his lap*
Vash: What? I gave it back, just like you asked!
Knives: …………………………
Ca: *turns into a nurse* I'll fix it!
Knives: *holds the dismembered arm possessively* No way in HELL you're touching me!
Ca: -_-; Don't make me use this… *brings out a mallet*
Knives: -_- Vash, are all young female humans so…………unreasonable?
Vash: Yep. Anyways…do I really resemble that many people?
Ca: I think Knives is the striking resemblence of Cid Highwind from FF7…
Knives: I do NOT resemble humans.
Ca: Of course you don't dear.
Knives & Vash: O___O O___O.
Question:
*sneaks
up from behind and glomps both Vash and Knives* Hey!! Ok, first I vote for Wolfwood
for the next person. Now, Vash are you virgin? And Knives, who came up with the
name GUN HO GUNS!?!
Oh, and here is some brownies 'cuz I know you have been restricted on donuts.
*skips away idiotically*
-nephthys_oracle
Answer:
Vash & Knives: WAH!
Vash: ^_^. That was fun!
Knives: That was not FUN. It was disgusting.
Vash: Awww, loosen up bro!
Knives: Hn.
Ca: *still working on Knives' arm*
Knives: *sees Vash's question* What an interesting question…
Vash: *beet red* Stop reading my mail! I didn't read your's!
Ca: Because I kept you from it…
Vash: -_-;. Ummmmm…
Ca: Just answer Vash, I'm sure you'll have a reason for virginity or lack of thus.
Vash: …………………I am……and that's cuz I dun want anyone to see me scars…
Ca: Awwwwwwwww…how cute…
Knives: Don't blame me. Blame the creators. I didn't get to name my minions…*pouts*
Ca & Vash: GASP! BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question:
Okay,
again I'm voting for Wolfwood. And wow, febreeze. Okay, question.
Vash, did Meryl ever use your head as a broom? She prolly did, it's not much
different from what she usually does.
Okayies, the picnic sounds fine. I'll bring donuts with us. ^_^ And, if there's
anything you want, ask, okay? Bye, Vash the Cutie.
-Zam, Lover of Bishonen
Answer:
Ca: FEBREEZE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Knives: O__o She's kookier than Legato on sugar!
Vash: …………I think they're neck n' neck…
Ca: Ahem.
Vash: ^^.
Ca: Answer.
Vash: Oh…well, Meryl never did…I'm too heavy.
Knives: Would donuts have anything to do with it?
Ca: O__o *scary image again*
Vash: No, of course not! Whatever made you think that? ^o_________o^ Muscle is heavier that fat anyways. And…yay! This'll be fun, but could you bring chocolate cake too? :) Yours is really good.
Question:
Sorry.
No doughnuts today due to the new restriction.
Now that I know a little more about your jacket I think I'll ask about your
shades. Where did you buy those? I've been looking for a pair of those too but
I never order anything over internet and I can't find them anywhere else.
-Solomon
Answer:
Vash: N…n…nnnnooooooooo…*sniff*
Ca: Vash, you HAVE mountains of donuts.
Vash: But but but…
Knives: I'm sure you can lay off for a while.
Vash: *sniff* Kay… Well, I got mine in Fondrique waaaaaay back when. Unfortunately, the style's not 'in' anymore, so you can't buy 'em anymore…sorry…
Question:
Ah
Vash-kun! Thanks for the date! I enjoyed myself a lot ^_~ We'll have to do that
again sometime.
For Knives: Boxers or Briefs?
For Vash: What do you REALLY think of Legato?
-Ruby Moon Metallium
Answer:
Vash: Oh! I enjoyed myself too! Who woulda thought a fancy restaurant was so much fun! ^_^.
Knives: You courted a human?
Vash: Aw, Knives! She was cute! :D
Knives: *sigh*
Ca: Dun worry Vash, with u an' me on the job, we'll have Knives likin' peeps in no time!
Knives: Hn. We'll see.
Vash: ^_^. I'll take your word Ca…
Ca: Whoa………………how unexpected……………thanks! :D
Knives: Boxers or briefs? Briefs are for humans.
Vash: *bear hugs Knives* Something we actually agree on! :) Only………………briefs are for anyone who wants to wear 'em…
Knives: Who would?
Vash: ^^;
Ca: Well I guess that's answered…
Vash: Well… I don't really appreciate Legato's…over-attachment to MY arm…
Knives: Well, it gives him our powers, which I need him to have in order to destroy humanity.
Vash: *sighs*
Ca: Well…Vash doesn't like Legato. Legato inspires LxV stories…
Vash: Don't even GO there!
Ca: ^^; kk…
Question:
:;sees
who won the votes and does a Legato-ish grin, is actually feeling Legato-ish at
the moment, sees Knives and Bows and politly asks:: If it would be alright, I
have a few more questions.
1)We never see you eat, don't you get hungry too?
2)Can I cook for you if you do get hungry?
3)Would you mind :;blushes, not Legato-ish anymore:: like to go for a walk in
Donut Land with me? :;blushes more:: It's really nice. Please?
4)Can I draw you/make chibi plushies of you?
5)Is there anything that you need to get done?
Oh and one last thing, I love you Knives-sama.
I have yet another question for Vashie-poo
1)why do you hit on so many girl, but when those women in episode 6 gave you
an, um, offer, why did you refuse them?
:;casual now::Oh and before I go Ca, the only way you may address Him as
Knives-sama, not kun, understand::there is a dangerous gleem in her eyes as she
smiles a perfectly normal smile::understand?
:;snaps out of it:;Oh and I vote for Rem next, oh and Ca, you forgot, one of
the people who voted for Knives wanted to talk to Rem too, I need to talk to
her as well, so there is my next vote:;smiles very sweetly and innocently, but
would be willing to try and kill any of them if Knives just told her to, but
maybe I wouldn't, but maybe I would, sorry, I can't really tell you all now can
I:: ^_^
-Princess of Donut Land
Answer:
Knives: *thinks* I suppose if you're Legato-ish… Of course I eat.
Vash: But who wants to watch Knives eat?
Ca: Knives fangirls?
Vash: Ummmm…good enough I suppose…^^;
Knives: Hmmm…I guess I'll let you….if you're a better cook than my Gung Ho guns…
Ca: I am VERY sure she is.
Knives: Alright then…what is this 'donut land'?
Vash: *starry eyes* Tis heaven outside yonder window breaks!
Ca: ??? It's outside a broken window that's far away?
Vash: No! I was being poetic!
Knives: Correction – TRYING to be poetic.
Vash: -_-.
Ca: Well Knives, it's a great place. You'd like it. And Princess is a great gal.
Vash: *nudges Knives with a sly look* I think she LIKES ya…
Knives: What? *Slight tinge of pink* Well…I guess it wouldn't hurt…
Ca & Vash: *thinking* Yes! He's gonna walk with a ppl!
Ca: …………*still thinking* Vash, don't think what I'm thinking!
Vash: *ditto* Why not?
Ca: Cuz Knives can read ur mind!
Vash: Oh…kk…^^
Knives: ??? What's a plushie? Or…a chibi?
Ca: Awwwwwwwww! That's so sweet of her! Knives, it's a really great complement!
Knives: Ah. Okay then. Get done?
Vash: *snickers*
Ca: *whaps Vash* Stop that!
Vash: Owchies…
Knives: Well…I still sorta gotta destroy the whole human race…but can't right now…*glares at Ca*
Ca: ^_^ Aw, but the people luv ya!
Knives: That's not the message I got from Shadow…
Vash: Well everyone else does, okay?????
Knives: *pouts a little* Fine then.
Ca: See? She luvs ya.
Knives: *still a tinge of pink*
Vash: Eh? I tell ya! I dun like the ladies seeing my scars, but flirting's so fun!
Ca: ^^; Well…I suppose I'll do that…
Knives: Ah! Someone who sees my greatness…
Vash: lol
Ca: Well, ya don't need to vote for Rem. I've got her cell number! Since she's been so dead for so long, Heaven won't let her back down, but will grant her a special cell phone! :) I can call her whenever.
Question:
yay! knifeepoo!!!!!!! i have a question for you! (hehe! that rymes!) anyhoo, knifeepoo, is that little suit uncomfortable? it looks tight...... not that that's a bad thing...... ;)
-Greeneyed Monster
Answer:
Ca: AUGH!
Vash: What?
Ca: She said POO!
Knives: So did Princess…
Ca: Well, I didn't notice…!!! DOUBLE ARGH!
Vash: -_-. *slaps Ca*
Ca: *shakes head* Ah, thanks.
Vash: Welcome.
Ca: Yay! Tis the greeneyed one! :D
Knives: I detest being called 'kniveepoo'.
Vash: Awwwww, doesn't it bring back memories? ^_^.
Knives: Unfortunately. Well…this is quite comfortable. It looks tight, but is actually quite loose around the joints, so it doesn't pinch.
Vash: ^^; I think she likes ya too Knives!
Knives: *turns even pinker* Stop SAYING that!
Vash: Aw, but she does!
Ca: ^^; Ah Vash, the deceptive one…
Ca: Well! Now that I'm FINALLY doe with that…time for some reserved questions! It's amazing as to how many are for Knives…
Knives: But of course.
Ca: *sweatdrop* Anyhow…here's the first one!
~*~
1. Have you ever stopped to really think about your actions? Isn't it obvious to you that your brother does not want the "Eden" that you are trying to create by killing all the "spiders"? Don't you realize that if you succeed, he will not be happy in your version of a perfect world?
-Lady Shadowcat
~*~
Answer:
Vash: Well…that's true, I dun wanna but…
Knives: …but…
Ca: It's ok. You're way of doing things is just a little difficult to understand…
Knives: Well…*sniff*
Ca: ??? Knives?
Knives: Nothing. I was just doing what was best for Vash…those damned humans would just hurt him in the long run!
Vash: Awwwwwww… *hugs Knives again* I care 'bout you too Knives. :)
Knives: Let…go.
Vash: Alrighty then, ***aniki! ^_^.
Knives: -_-;
Ca: Well! How sweet! ^_^
Knives: I know he may not be happy…it's just…
Vash: S'ok, I understand.
Knives: NO more hugs. People will get the wrong impression that I'm soft and cuddly-like.
Ca: ^^;
~*~
And for Rem, if she shows up: Do you like science fiction? Did the romanticism of it inspire you in any way to join SEEDS? (Weird question, but it ties into a current fanfic of mine).
-Lady Shadowcat…again…^^;
~*~
Answer:
Ca: Ah! Time to draw out the cell phone! *Takes it out of a pocket and dials* Hello? Rem here?
Rem: *can be heard* Hello, this is she…
Vash: *o* Rem! :D
Rem: Is that Vash that I hear?
Ca: Um, no. This is Ca.
Rem: Ah! Hello!
Ca: Hi. *Reads off the question*
Rem: Hmmm…I suppose science fiction is nice, as long as there isn't any dying. It didn't really inspire me though, just being able to help out was enough…are you sure I didn't hear Vash a moment ago?
Vash: *snatches phone* It's me Rem! It's Vash!
Ca: Hey!
Knives: -_-; Baka onna…
Rem: Oh! And Knivesu too! My, you two sound so grown up!
Vash: *a little sheepish* Yeah…it *has* been a while…
Knives: Too bad Vash didn't get at all matured…
Vash: ..
Rem: *laughs lightly* Ah! You two are just as I remembered! I miss you guys…
Vash: I miss you too…*sniff*
Ca: *takes the cell phone* Well…Rem, you can expect another call, so don't be surprised if it starts ringing again.
Rem: Alright. *Hangs up*
Vash: *sniff*
~*~
1)Why
did you order the gun hu guns to kill the plants on the ship that didn't land?
isn't that hypocritical?
2)where do you keep you bullets and stuff like that, your outfit doesn't seem
to have pockets?
3)can I be your loyal pet, please? I adore you,, and would do almost anything
for you.
-Princess of Donut Land
~*~
Answer:
Knives: Eh? Um…restate that, I didn't quite understand what you meant…
Ca: Actually…neither did I…
Vash: Or me…
Knives: Well that's not surprising. As for my bullets? *Grins* Not telling.
Ca: Oooh! A secret! :D
Vash: I know where!
Knives: I'll tickle you.
Vash: Eep! No I don't!
Knives: Well…Legato's dead now…
Vash: And she's probably a lot cuter than him!
Knives: Shut UP hippie boy. It's flattering to know I am adored, for the knowledge of knowing that adoration is directed to the correct being is comforting.
Vash: What he meant was that he wants to be friends and like you too.
Knives: *whaps Vash in the head* Baka!
Ca: Whoa…Vash got hit TWICE…^^;
Vash: -_-; This isn't my chapter at all…
~*~
Rem, are you aware after your death that you saved the world? How does that feel? Ya feel spezzzzial?
-Lady Shadowcat…again! :D Yay!
~*~
Answer:
Ca: Weee! Cell phone time. AGAIN! *Dials*
Rem: This is Rem…Ah! This must be Ca!
Ca: Yep. *Reads question*
Rem: I did??? I…I…I'm speechless…
Vash: ^_^.
Knives: *scowls poutily*
Rem: That feels…great…yes, I feel very special! :) Thanks for telling me, that certainly made my day!
Ca: I thought it would. Thank Lady Shadowcat for that one.
Rem: ^__^ Thank you!
Ca: Say Rem?
Rem: Hm?
Ca: Wanna come down for a visit next chapter? So many people have questions…
Rem: Ah! That'd be wonderful! I'm sure heaven won't mind me just visiting!
Ca: Well, this is my fic, so of course they don't mind.
Knives: Damn…
Vash: Yay! *Does a happy dance*
Rem: Oh, I can't wait! ^____^
Ca: C ya then!
Rem: Kay. *Hangs up*
~*~
1) How do you two feel about being paired up in fanfics?
-Aru
~*~
Answer:
Knives: Eh?
Ca: They mean how do you and Vash feel about being paired up.
Vash: I think it's scary.
Knives: Hn? As in…romantically?
Ca: Yepperz.
Knives: Ugh! That idiot?
Vash: -_-. *Sarcastic* I'm quite taken with you as well.
Knives: I mean, he's such a BAKA!
Ca: Well…never mind.
Knives: What?
Vash: Believe me, you DON'T wanna know.
Ca: lol, well that was long!
Vash: I'll say.
Knives: Hn.
Ca: ^_^ Well, Remmy-chan's visiting next chappy!
Vash: Woohoo! :D
Knives: Joy.
Ca: I shall tally the questions! Hmmmmm…12 more! That means 24 more questions and we get a NEW friend!
Vash: Yay!
Knives: …stop commenting so much brother.
Vash: …kk…
Ca: And as for the votes…
::EME::
Wolfwood-san: 2
Ca: Well…that says something…
Knives: What?
Ca: Actually, I'm not sure…^^;
Knives: -_-; …
Vash: Keep askin'! I still want my arse outta here!
***The meaning for 'aniki' was meant to mean 'big brother'.
