A/N: Whoo… That last chapter was the most fun yet!
Vash: ^_^. Well, it isn't just me anymore!
Knives: *sigh*
Rem: Aw Knivesu, don't be so sad!
Knives: Augh…too many bad memoirs…
Rem: You two have grown so much since I've seen you!
Vash: I know…^^. *A little sheepish*
Question:
Heh.
*Hums H.T.* Okay. I'm done!
To Vash:
1) Don't you like the sunglasses you have? Mine are in green.~_^
2) Like any rock music?
3) What would you say to somebody who said you were dropped on your head as a
child? *Glares at knives*
To Knives: Is surgery working out for you? *Walks away with a grin on his face.
To Ca:
1) What's your favorite Trigun song?
2) What are your views on Knives? On Vash? On any body else who comes?
-Shadow and Dark Promise
Answer:
Ca: Yay! *Hums H.T. as well*
Vash: I LOVE my sunglasses! ^o_________o^ They're so neat!
Rem: Oh! So you have your own style now! ^_^ *laughs* How cute!
Vash: :) Um…I like a little bit of rock…but I dun get very much time to listen to music.
Ca: GASP! Ca WUVS rock music! :D Tis fun!
Knives: Hn.
Rem: Well gosh…this Shadow doesn't like Knives a whole lot.
Everyone but Rem: We've noticed.
Vash: Nanio? Well…I dun know… No one's ever told me so.
Knives: *scowls darkly, voice edgy* Just. Fine.
Rem: You had surgery??? GASP! You never told me, what was it for???
Ca: Nothing serious, I just had to sew his arm back on.
Rem: ……………………
Ca: My favorite Trigun song? Well…it's either Cynical Pink or Hash Hash…and oddly enough, the word 'hash' means confusion…
Rem: How interesting! ^_^
Vash: *I* like Sound Life.
Ca: Ooooooooooh! A fun question! I'll just answer what's specified tho. My views on Vash…hm…
Everyone: Yeeeeeeeeeees?
Ca: Well, I find him to be a very intriguing character, him having that split personality. He makes my heart melt when he's being silly, and inspires me when he's dead serious.
Vash: Yay! :D
Rem: ^_^
Ca: But, I find his beliefs unrealistic, and if they were to come true, true pacifism could lead to the end of the human race.
Rem: ? No it couldn't!
Knives: Ah, finally, someone who actually disagrees with Vash's dumb idea.
Ca: As for good ol' Knives-sama…*looks at Princess and sweatdrops* He's a very complex guy. But, I like complex, and I finally understand the guy after much late night thinking.
Knives: Hn.
Vash: Well…at least someone does…
Ca: I think I like Knives' philosophy better, as it is more realistic,
Knives: HA! Eat that geranium girl!
Rem: Hmmm…*eyebrows furrow*
Vash: Be nice!
Ca: -BUT I disapprove of his motives. He really should give us peeps a chance.
Knives: ……………
Ca: The end.
Vash: Um…yay?
Rem: *claps* ^^ That was good!
Question:
Alrighties...
here's my questions.
To Vash: Can you cook anything good?
Who's your fav person in the WHOLE WORLD?
Knives: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Okay Vash, I'll make cake and other good stuffs. And Ca, I have gift! *hands
large sum of money*
And Vash! *gives large cake*
And Knives, I didn't know what to get you. ^_^
Mkay, bye Ca, Vash the Cutie, and Knives-chan!
-AnimeGirl/Zam
Answer:
Vash: Um…I can cook fried rice pretty well…
Ca: Well, at least you wouldn't starve…
Knives: *snaps fingers* Damn.
Rem: That wasn't nice at all!
Knives: Geez, I was just kidding.
Vash: Er…alrighties…My favorite person in the world…hmmm…this is a hard one…
Ca: Yeeeeeeeeeeees?
Vash: …I dunno…lemme think for a while…
Ca: Alrighty then!
Knives: Okay, would SOMEONE tell me what a Klondike Bar is?
Ca: I just discovered them a few days ago…
Rem: Oh! An ice cream bar, I like those!
Knives: Oh, those things that Legato walks around eating? I wouldn't do anything for it.
Vash: Yayers! :)
Ca: Ooooooooooooooh! ……*thinks about what she wants to buy*
Rem: That's a lot of double dollars! What are you going to get with it all?
Ca: First…I know!
Everyone: ???
Ca: MUST……………GET……………WOLFIE-SAN ACTION FIGURE!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Ca: ^_______^ Me WUVS widdle Wolfie…yes I do…
Vash: *sigh* Ca's new obsession…
Knives: Hn. Fine by me.
Question:
Oooo,
I'm so happy Knivesy-pants joined us! ^^ *grins and pats his cheek* And I'm
voting for Wolfywooder, though it was a hard decision between him and
Legato-sama...Anyway! I have more questions to baffle and astound you with!
Vash-san: What were your thoughts on the newly aquired name "Humanoid
Typhoon"?
Knives-sama: *bows* I'm behumbled by your presence, Knives-sama. I have a
question...*grins up at him evilly* Say three nice things about your brother.
HONESTLY. If you don't, I will be forced to bug you incessively until you
finally do. ^^ *grins and kisses his cheek*
Ca: ...Great job so far. What's it like having bishy around at your every whim?
^^ *grins and hands her a cookie*
-Katrina Mama
Answer:
Knives: "Knivesy-pants"???????
Rem: What a cute nick name…^^
Vash: And Knifeepoo!
Ca: ARUGH! DON'T SAY POO!
Vash: Oops, sorry…^^;
Ca: S'ok…
Vash: Um…well…it's original, I'll give it that…
Rem: Why do people call you the humanoid typhoon Vash-san?
Vash: *sniffles*
Knives: *smirks* He blew up a town.
Rem: *shocked expression* Vash-san????????
Knives: Good. Finally, some humans who know how to behave in front of a superior being. ??? NANIO?!?!?
Ca: Aw c'mon Knives! ^^
Vash: Aw…I'm hurt…
Knives: *grumbles*
Ca: *poking Knives* What was that???
Knives: -_-; Friendly. Fairly smart. Compassionate. There, YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?
Vash: Awwwwww! :D I feel so luved.
Rem: *sweatdrop* Indeed…
Ca: Thankies! ^^ *bows* It's quite fun, actually…*sigh* If only Wolfie-san got voted in first…
Rem: Well, it looks like he's coming in the next hit…
Ca: I know…but still…ah! Cookie! ^_________________________^
Question:
Oooooooooh,
Rem here? well, i gotto ask her a few things.
1)Didn't you see what was hapening to Vash-san and Knives-sama, I know you
noticed that Knives-sama would go missing some times, but didn't you even
wonder where he was and wether or not he was getting into trouble?
2)Didn't you see how attached Vash was to you, it was not healthy, I mean
attachment is nice and all, but that leavs a lot of room for pain.
3)Why didn't youy break up their fight in that "Spider Butterfly"
scene instead of just watching shocked and spooked, you were responcible for
them?
I'm sorry Rem, I know you cared for them, and did your best to teach them, but
honestly, and i'm not saying thiis to be mean or anything, I think you really
messed up. But I also think you deserve alot of credti for the way thins turned
out afer your death, which is in a good way. I do like you r philosophy, but I
think you forgot something, for Love and Peace to exist perfectly at the same
time you need perfect unity among all people. Only then can everyone be happy.
Er, this is getting long -.-;;
Anyway, Vashu, you never answered my question, about the girls and stuff,
though I made an error, it was episode 7, not 6, Meryl stopped you in episde 6,
which was funny enough ^_^. Why did you pretend to be too drunk to um, you
know, when the girls, and I hope you know who I mean,offered?
To restate my question to Knives-sama, remember the ship that was still flying,
the one Vash went to visit. It was being powered by two plants and if I recall
corectly you sent 3 Gun Ho Guns to that ship and two of them ended up killing
the two plants so that the ship would crash. Why?
I still Love you though:;sincere smile::Oh and since I can be your pet:;Brings
him a very comfy chair, basicly makes it appear with a snap of her finger, and
sits on the floor at the foot of it, like a good little pet, is going to stay
there::By the way:;looks at the audience::I'm going to be guarding Knives-sama
for anyone who gets the wrong idea as to how to address him:;smiles sweetly,
then suddenly remebers something, jumps up and dissappears, a few minutes later
reappears, snaps her finger and a table of great dishes appear before Knives,
from all over the world, gives him a menu, or rather list of what's there, and
gives him utensils, then gives him a glass of great vintage wine and sits on
the floor next to the chair:: ^_^
-Princess of Donut Land
Answer:
Rem: Nani? Well, he seemed like a very good little boy. I was sure he could take care of himself…
Knives: *narrows eyes*
Vash: Hey! I can look evil too, see? *Is copying Knives*
Ca: Lol! ^^
Rem: Well…I didn't expect events to turn so abruptly…*looks to Vash sadly* I'm really sorry Vash-san…
Vash: *puppy eyes* It's…s…s'ok…*chin trembles a little*
Ca: Aw, poor widdle Vashie…but I can't blame Remmy-chan for da 'butterfly' scene… If my two adopted boys got along like bread and butter and were suddenly beating each other up, I'd be pretty scared…
Rem: *eyes getting watery*
Ca: Aw………s'ok Remmy-chan!
Knives: No it's not.
Ca: Shhhhh! You did ur best! And you saved all those people!
Rem: Only to get them killed…
Ca: yeah, but Knives and Vash wouldn't be alive either, if you hadn't done that!
Rem: ………………
Vash: I did answer tho! *Blushes*
Rem: *suspicious* What two girls?
Ca: I suppose you weren't clear enough Vash.
Vash: Well…the reason was cuz I wasn't really ready to actually DO that…
Rem: O.O What exactly happened Vash?
Vash: .. …if I did, they'd see my scars AND I'd be somewhat stuck with 'em…
Ca: I know why! I know why! *Raises hand and waves it frantically*
Vash: Why?
Ca: *grins proudly* Cuz you didn't have a condom!
Everyone: *falls over anime style*
Knives: O.o
Rem: o.O Vash…
Vash: ………………I'll tell ya later…
Knives: Oh, that!
Ca: (. Dernit, I've only seen eppies 1-3!!!!!! So sorry if the info isn't accurate, but I THINK I know what ur talking 'bout…)
Knives: The damned idiots messed that up. I ordered them to kill the humans on that ship, not the plants.
Rem: *horrified*
Ca: Um…does Knives remind ANY of you out there of Aldolf Hitler?
Vash: Who?
Knives: ……………Whoa…this is pretty good… *scruffles Princess' hair* I commend you.
Rem: Just WHAT is all of this about????????
Ca: We'll fill ya in laterz.
Question:
here
b de questions!
knives: i'll call you knifeepoo if i want toooooooooo!!!!!!!! knives, will you
go out with me!?!?!? we can go to the movies!!! ^^
vash: why do you still put up with your brother? i mean, he *did* kill rem and
all. and he took your arm. and he made you kill legato.....
rem: where did you get your.......... intense goodness?
-Greeneyed Monster
Answer:
Knives: *sweatdrop*
Vash: Oh no…
Rem: What?
Ca: !!!! ARGH! NOT THE EVIL 'P' WORD! *Having convulsions*
Rem: ………………
Knives: 'Go out'?
Vash: Um…Ca would know what it means…but…*stares at the pitifully twitching figure*
Knives: What does this 'going out' thing mean Greeneyed?
Vash: *snickers* You've got TWO girls goin' for ya…ya lucky dog!
Knives: . Stop that!
Rem: Awww, I think that's kind of Kawaii! :D
Vash: Well…of course I do. He's mah bro. That, and I would never accomplish pacifism if I didn't…
Rem: That's good Vash.
Knives: Hn. Yes, where DO you get that tooth-decaying-sweetness? It's disgusting.
Rem: *a little offended* I don't think so. And…I suppose it's just my nature to be so nice.
Vash: That, or you can blame Nightow.
Question:
Dannielle:
(have to go by my real name since Lytore wanted to ask a question) Vash- in
episode 1 how did you get out of those ropes? Knives- What person is their
right mind would name a person knives?
Lytore: (not a human) Vash- Have you ever considered making a deal with someone
so they take you in for the reward then you get out and you two split it 50-50?
Knives- Are you in any way related to Hiei from Yuu Yuu Hakusho because you
sound similar in personalties.
Toki: (not human) Vash- How often do you take showers? Knives- Are you strait?
Zoey: (Amazon non-human) Vash- Have you ever considered dying your hair?
Knives- Are you insane?
Mizu: (demon and very mean) Vash- Why are you so stupid? Knives- Why don't you
just kill Vash?
Zides: (only male and a dragon) Vash- Here is a stack of blue berry pancakes if
you answer what the sqare root of 1000 is. Knives- did you have a sex change?
*Mizu knocks him into orbit for being so stupid)
Toki and Zoey: Knives You're cool as hell man!
-Dragon Master Lytore
Answer:
Vash: Nani? Oh! Well, I'm really flexible, so I got the knife in my boot to cut them.
Knives: I dunno. Ask REM why my name is Knives.
Rem: I didn't name you tho!
Ca: *now conscious* Then who did?
Everyone: Beats me.
Bum. Bum. BUM BUM!!!!!!!!!!!
Ca: I KNOW! Why is it that me and Lytore are the ONLY people who have thought of that!?!?!?
Knives: Gunsmokeans are incredibly stupid, remember?
Ca: Oh yeah…
Vash: Well…I never actually thought of that…not like anyone would go thru with it tho…
Ca: (ACK! Never seen Yu Yu Hakusho….)
Knives: nanio? I dun think we're related. Doesn't he have black hair???
Rem: I have a cousin named Hiei…
Everyone: 0.o
Vash: Why do you want to know about my bathing consistencies?
Ca: No 5th amendment, remember?
Vash: Well, I take one whenever I can o' course! But honestly, why do you ask?
Knives: Straight?
Ca: It's ppl-lingo for 'not gay'.
Knives: Oh. Well, no one I've met has actually tickled my fancy, so actually, I don't know.
Vash: "Tickled your fancy"??????? And no, I like m hair the way it is…
Rem: So do I!
Ca: actually, I don't know if it's possible for Vash to dye his hair…
Vash: Really?
Ca: Really.
Knives: No, I'm not insane. I'm quite stable.
Vash: He's just terribly misunderstood.
Ca: Yeeeeeeeeeees
Vash: Nanio?
Rem: Vash isn't stupid!
Vash: That's just my façade to catch opponents off guard, so they'll underestimate me or disreguard me from consideration all together.
Knives: Because. He's my brother, and no matter how idiotic he is, he's still family.
Vash: Mmmmm, pancakes! :D
Ca: Ooooooooooooh! *Waves hand around* I'm an algebra nerd, I know this one!
Vash: Um…er…eh…
Vash: …I think it's…hmmmmm…
Vash: Um…damn, dunno this one…
Ca: . I DO!
Knives: Well you can't answer.
Ca: .O
Knives: Nanio? No. I was a guy to start with you baka.
Rem: *sigh*
Knives: *smug grin* yes, I know.
Ca: Yayers! Another chappy done! :) We've added 6 more questions, 18 more to whoever's next!
Vash: Well it's kinda obvious who it is…
Ca: *goofy grin* Sigh! I…must get a WOLFWOOD action figure!
Knives: Good lord, if she cried with tears of joy after getting a Vash figure for her b-day, what's she gonna do after getting one of that baka minister?
Ca: ( HE'S NOT A BAKA!
Everyone: O.O
Ca: *smiles sweetly* Well, I'll tally some votes!
::EME::
Wolfwood-san: 3
Ca: OH YEAH! *Does a happy dance*
Rem: sweatdrop* Is she always like that?
Vash: When Nick's concerned.
Rem: I see.
Ca: Ahem. Remember ta keep votin' and shtuffs!
Vash: And donate questions to get mah arse outta here!
