A/N: Hey ya'all! ^_^
Vash: *sniff*
Knives: Oh get over it Vash!
Ca: Yeah Vash-san! Remmy-chan had to go back to heaven…
Vash: I know…but still…
Ca: *sigh* Wanna listen to my new CD again?
Vash: *perks up* Ok! :D
Knives: Oh GAWD, not that one!
Ca: ^_^ It's No Doubt. And for some odd reason, I can image Meryl-chan singing the song 'Making Out'…
Vash: O.o.
Knives: o.O
Question:
Sorry
I couldn't review sooner, I have been having problems with my computer. *Brings
more salad for Vash*
Rem: Did you know about the abuse that Steve was giving Vash and Knives? If so,
did you ever try to intervene? I can imagine you trying, but Steve beating the
crap outta you, too...making for a sad situation all around. Just wondering.
And, have you ever had a really angry emotional moment? To clarify: Have you
ever been so frustrated at something that you just started screaming, yelling,
cussing, kicking things, ect.? I'm a pretty peaceful person, myself, most of
the time, but sometimes, I just gotta have that. That, and I saw you doing that
in the fanfic, "The Afterlife Coffee Break" and it was really funny.
And, yer welcome concering one of my previous questions, glad to inform! Call
me an admirier, you do rather facinate me. One of my Internet Messenger names
is based on yours - created when I was in a really hippie-ish mood.
Knives: I do like you a lot, you do facinate me, but at the same time you piss
me off because you give Vash so much pain, and Vash is my favorite... Have you
ever stopped to think that not all humans are the same - that maybe, not all of
us are the evil creatures you seem to think we are? Heck, Rem loved you and you
killed her! Don't you think that plants and humans can possibly live together
in peace?
*Wait a minute... "us humans" I'm only half-human! Meow!*
Knives: What is your policy regarding half-humans, furries, and the like?
I guess that's enough for now. ~La.
-Lady Shadowcat
Answer:
Ca: Ah! I'm such a stupid, I missed this review last time! ^^;;; Gomen nasai x 1000000000000000!!!
Vash: *singing Hey Baby* Oh, thanx! ^^; *sings s'more*
Knives: O.o Vash………………why are you singing THAT?????
Ca: Argh…computers are possessed, I swear…oh! Cell phone time ALREADY! *Dials* Heyo!
Rem: Hi! ^_^
Ca: *reads question*
Rem: *sniff* So many bad memories…
Ca: Awwww…well, I'd pat ya on the back but………………that's too hard to do over the phone. ^^;
Rem: I did, but tried to stop it but…but…
Vash: Awwww, don't cry Remmy-chan!
Knives: Hn.
Ca: *reads next question* Yeeeeeeeees, I'm very curious myself…
Rem: Well…
Knives: *grin* Yeah, she did that once. And it *is* pretty funny.
Vash: O.O. You mean like that one time???? That was SCARY!
Rem: ^^;;; Oh! Well…thank you again! ^_^ I'm glad. Well…c you around Ca!
Ca: C ya.
Rem: …………Vashu-san, WHAT are you singing????????
Vash: Nanio?
Rem: -_-; …never mind. *Hangs up*
Knives: Nanio? Hell no! Humans use plants. *Crosses arms stubbornly*
Ca: But but but! What about me? ;__;
Vash: Yeah, Ca's nice! And so is a bunch o' ppl who are reviewing this!
Ca: Here, on earth, no one has ever heard of a plant…well, plants like you guys anyways.
Knives: *intrigued* Really?
Ca: Yeah, we have what's called electricity.
Vash: Wowees! :D
Knives: Hm…furries? Well…half humans are still just as bad…but that depends. They aren't QUITE as bad but…
Ca: Say Knivesu-sama, ur tone's not so harsh anymore!
Vash: What do you mean Ca?
Ca: He doesn't sound so……bitter anymore.
Vash: Say, that's right! Keep talking about electricity Ca!
Knives: ??
Question:
Word
of the day: Potato!
Vash: Think if everyone followed your philosiphy. What would happen? Then who
would rebel and manage to restore order in the world? And why is it double
dollars, anyways?
Knives: If everybody followed your theory, wait a minute, they actually DO.
-Shadow and Dark Promise
Answer:
Ca: No it's not! It's SHITAKE MUSHROOMS! XD
Vash: O.o.
Knives: o.O
Vash: Well…no one would weild a gun…and everyone would be friends…
Ca: Ew, how boring!
Knives: I agree. Vash, it just wouldn't work that way.
Vash: Nanio? Hmmmm…ah well. Anyways, it's double dollar cuz that's the planet's currency. Whoever founded money obviously founded it after someone else…
Ca: …and wasn't feeling too creative so thought of the shpiffy idea of double dollar! :D
Vash: Pretty much. See? I know history too! ^_^.
Knives: Yes they do.
Ca: Well…it actually makes sense. And it usually WORKS too.
Vash: But!
Ca: Hey, I'm not as tough as you, I would faint in pain from getting just one of the SMALLEST of your scars Vash.
Vash: *shniff*
Question:
*falls
outa a closet with her hand tied behind her back and her feet ducktaped*
FINALLY! *sighs* I got locked in a closet a few days ago by pissed off fangirls
cause I got to go on a date with you Vash. *whimpers* They can be so mean to
their own kind..... anyway...*struggles out of the ducktape and than used her
feet to untie the ropes binding her hands.* There we go!
Anyway, question time:
-Rem: Do you consider Knives and Vash to be like your kids....if so....I think
you needed to give Knives more time-outs....why not start now^_^ everytime he
says something mean about humans(not that it bothers me, being a demon and all
but...)give him a time-out and if he doesn't listen, drag him by his ear to his
bedroom!
-Knives: What kind of name is Knives anyway!? I think it's the name that made
you psycho (in a good way^_^) so how about you change it to something else that
wont make you crazy? How about Ralph?
-Vash: If you had to pick out of Meryl or Wolfwood, who would you marry? And
there is no retrictions like you can't marry a guy and stuff. Everything would
be legal.
Anyway, I vote for.....Milly cause she doesn't get any attention ^_^ go Milly
GO!
-Ruby Moon Metallium
Answer:
Vash: *helps Ruby up* Awwww…;__;. I dun mean to be a problem…
Ca: Aw Vash, s'ok, you didn't mean for that to happen!
Vash: Still tho…
Knives: *sigh*
Ca: Ooooooh! *Dials*
Rem: Hello…Ca, again???
Ca: You've grown increasingly popular.
Rem: Well then…why don't you just IM me? It would be much quicker.
Ca: Okay! *Logs in*
Rem: *hangs up and logs in*
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
*Reads off question* (too lazy…^^;)
Tenshi Geranium says:
…………Wolfwood? As in…that new guy here in heaven?
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Yepperz. ^^;; I adore him. Tell him I said hello.
Tenshi Geranium says:
Ok but anyhow…yes, Vash and Knives feel as though they're my own boys…
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Lol, how Kawaii
Tenshi Geranium:
Give Knives a time out? Lol! Good idea! XD
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Well…c ya round then.
Tenshi Geranium:
Ok then…but I thought marriage was out of the question for 13 year olds and preists?
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Oh, shush. -_-;
Tenshi Geranium:
Lol
(Charllotte N. Wolfwood may not respond because he or she appears to be offline.)
Knives: I dunno. Ask Nightow. I dun think it made me a psycho tho.
Ca: Yeah, it just made him vulnerable to becoming one.
Knives: Oh shut it.
Ca: Ooooooh! He didn't say shut up! :D I'm making progress! *Does a happy dance*
Vash: Ralph…? I dunno, that might be lame enough that it would drive Knives insane ANYWAYS…
Knives: -_-;;
Ca: Ooooooh! Nice question, me likees! :D
Vash: I don't. -_-. This one's hard.
Knives: *snickers*
Vash: Well…Meryl hits me all the time…but Wolfwood's a guy…
Knives: Would you rather be bruised all over or looked down on in American society?
Ca: *scratches back of head* I dunno why people don't like gays over here…I mean, I'm pro-yaoi, but only a small handful of ppl at my school thinks pro-yaoi as well…well…only one other person anyways.
Vash: *sweatdrop* Hmmmmm……………well…
Ca: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Vash: I could pick Wolfwood…not like I live in America anyways, and we wouldn't hafta act married…
Ca: Ah, the flexibility of being married to a guy. ^^;;
Knives: Oi vey. -_-;;
Vash: …and I wouldn't be bruised and shtuffs…
Ca: We get it Vash.
Question:
::listened
to some of the questions to Knives-sama, twitches from anger irritation and not
to mention Jeloausy, gets up, snaps her fingers and Shadow, Katrina and Greeneyed
monster and tied up and gaged, not to the point where they can't breath, but
just so they can't talk. Could have done worse, a lot worse, but didn't want to
show that she is an angel. Sits back down and smiles and glad that the Knives
liked the food:: Anyway, gomen nasai, Vashu-san, I didn';t mean to make Rem
cry, but I honestly don't hink she did a good job in raising the two of you.
But Vashu-san, if you have trouble with reading and mathematics, why don't you
go learn them, I'm sure learning wouldn't be too hard for you, boring maybe,
but not hard, and if it gets too boring you could try imaging a beautiful woman
being your teacher. Aslo, who didn't you go back into the bulb to be healed
when you got your first injuries, you wouldn't have the scars if you did that
then, would you? If you got your own arm back, and there actually was a chance
to re-attach it, would you?
Now more questions fro Knives-sama, Do you have a favorite Dish? And speaking
of food, didn't you ever need to put Legato on a food budget, I mean he eats'
so much that I don't thinka nyone could support him unless there were limits
set. Aren't there other sources of energy people can use besides Plants, oh
waite, nevermind, the people are lame to see that. ::remembers something::
Knives-sama, when you cut your own hair, whas what came out of it intentional,
because I noticed you seemed frustrated when you were done, did you want to do
something else? And if so, then why dind't you let it grow out so you could fix
it? But that's it for now ::notices that Vash hadn't gotten a box of Donuts in
the last chapter, gives him one for that chapter and a Cake. Makes sure that
Knives-smama doesn't run out of food either, brings more wine, gives Vash some
beers, the Kuroneko ones, and gives Ca and cheesecake, Sits by Knives-sama,
making sure everyone addresses him properly:: ^_^
-Princess of Donut Land
Answer:
Ca: *sweatdrop* Um…aren't the gags and ropes a bit unnessicary? Knivesu-sama's over it now…
Knives: Yes I am. Those were petty insults.
Vash: Not to mention all in good fun. And…she's all better now…reading and math? I can read and do simple mathmatics, but not real well…
Ca: I can tutor you!
Vash: Nanio?
Ca: :) If I tutor three people in science class, I can tutor one guy in reading and math!
Vash: Yay! :D
Ca: But that's later.
Vash: Kk then…Ms.-
Ca: *evil glare*
Vash: Er…Ms. Wolfwood???
Ca: .o That sounds good……………but really weird. Just Ca.
Vash: ^^. Rightyo! And since I'm part human, I wouldn't be able to survive in a bulb, and the one I started in is gone now…so it isn't as simple as just getting into a bulb…
Ca: Knives knows how to regenerate…Vash, you can try to learn that, can't you?
Vash: Well…I guess I can try…
Knives: I can teach you how.
Vash: Kk! :D
Ca: lol, Vash may as well go to a school of mine and Knives' own design…oh wait…that'd be scary, never mind…
Knives: I'm not very partial to anything at all…though wanton noodles are pretty good.
Ca: Legato = cheesecake a**…XD *think Afterlife Coffee Break* (sorry, but I always get a kick outta that whole cheesecake thing…)
Vash: *sweatdrop*
Knives: Legato bought his own food, though I'd treat him occasionally for being a good servant.
Ca: Us peeps on earth have ELECTRICITY! XD AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Vash: Electricity sounds good…
Knives: Hn. I intended it to come out this way.
Ca: Awwwww, he just wanted attention…poor Knivesu-san…
Vash: Mmmmmm! Thanks! ^_^.
Knives: Good servant. *Gives Princess an ice cream sandwich*
Ca: Ew…me no no like cheese cake…
Vash: I'll trade ya for my chocolate one!
Ca: Kk! ^_^
*Everyone chows down on desserts*
Question:
*glares
dangerously. jumps up off of ground and jump kicks princess in the head. jumps
on shadows' head and proceeds to ask questions in morris code with her
eyebrows*
knives: how could you choose her over me?!?!? i have sexy green eyes!!!!!!!!!!
i'm so sad!!!! *cries*
vash: why did you wait an entire year for knives to come out of the ship? i
think someone already asked you this, but i wanna know!
rem: how ya doin'?
ca: would you untie me, please?
-Greeneyed Monster
Answer:
Ca: Greeneyed b in Tae Kwon Do! ^___^
Vash: Wowees…
Knives: I didn't tho…
Vash: Aw Knives…you gotta choose.
Knives: Nanio?
Ca: Oooooh, Knives' a playah! ^^;;;
Knives: *evil look*
Ca: Jk, jk! ^^;;
Vash: Knives, I think it's about time I explain the birds and the bees to you…
Ca: O.o
Ca: o.O
Knives: O.o Er, no. I already know all that crap you baka. As for Greeneyed…
Vash: You could make up by taking her someplace.
Knives: Nanio?
Vash: *whispers something*
Knives: *nods* Uh-huh, hey, alright then…that sounds easy…alrighty!
Vash: ^_^.
Knives: Er…to make up for hurting ur feelings…er…um…
Ca: ^^ Awwwwww, how Kawaii!
Knives: Sshhhhhhhhhhh! Um…would you like to…have dinner with me? To talk stuff over n'…stuff.
Vash: *claps* Very good for ur first try aniki-san! ^_^.
Knives: -_-; Just shut up.
Vash: Alrighties. And…wha…? Can ya restate that? I dun get what ur asking…
Ca: Time for the IM room! :D
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
Heya Remmy-chan, you still there?
Tenshi Geranium says:
Yes. Nicholas say hello.
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
*__________* *starry eyes*
Tenshi Geranium says:
Lol
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
*Drool*
Tenshi Geranium says:
XD Now, what were you gonna ask?
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Nanio? Oh right! ^^; *blushes*
Tenshi Geranium:
S'ok
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Greeneyed wants ta know how ya doin'.
Tenshi Geranium:
Oh! Well, I'm fine, it's lovely up here in heaven! ^_^ Thanks for asking! Uh-oh, I g2g
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Kk
(Tenshi Geranium may not respond because he or she appears to be away)
Ca: Okees! ^^; *unties Greeneyed*
Question:
*Have
tied Zides up*
Danni: Vash- Why do you look VERY skinny when wearing all those cloths but when
you take off your shirt you look all buff. Knives- Did it hurt when they
dropped you on your head as a baby? *Big grin*
Lytore: Vash- Hey! I would make that deal and I could get you out in no time!
Those things they call prisons would be easy to break through. If I offered
would you exept? Knives- Yup Hiei has black hair but you and Vash have
different colored hair and you're twins. And have you ever considered taking
theropy?
Toki: Vash- Hey it doesn't hurt to ask. If you wash you hair too what kind of
shampoo do you use? Knives- *cough* Alrighty then. What kind of thing to say is
'tickle my fancy?' Who taught you that?
Zoey: Vash- I think you hair looks nice too but it wouldn't hurt to get
highlights would it? Knive- You are not misunderstood I understand perfectly
that your are an insane...male... *makes a face* That needs theropy. *evil
smile*
Mizu: Vash- Uh-huh sure yeah I believe you. Is that gun heavy?
Others: *Bust out laughing* That just doesn't sound right!
Mizu: Shut up you hentias! Knives- AND YOU ALSO STUPID!! *flicks him off*
Zides: *manages to get out of his ropes and throws a stack of blueberry
pancakes at Knives*
I AM NOT A 'BAKA' YOU INSANE NEED OF THEROPY D-
Lytore: *electricutes Zides* Gomen gomen. Uh here a stack of blueberry pancakes
for each of you! Bye now. *bows*
Z and T: Peace out people! ^.^ ^-^
-Dragon Master Lytore
Answer:
Ca: I'm curious myself…
Vash: That's cuz certain clothes seem to alter the way your body's shape looks, and the duster coat's design makes me appear particularly slim.
Knives: I've been dropped, but so has Vash. No, it didn't hurt at all.
Vash: Hmmmm……well…I'm content with what I have…nah. Thanks tho.
Knives: Ah. Me and Vash are both blonde tho, just different shades…………um, theropy for what?
Ca: *sweatdrop*
Vash: I s'pose not…I prefer that Head n' Shoulder shtuffs, it works on dirt as well as it does on dandruff, and there's a lot of dirt on Gunsmoke…
Knives: Nanio? Oh…
Vash: ^_^. That's one of the FEW obscure things he got from Rem!
Knives: *dark look* So what?
Vash: Jus' sayin'…highlights? Well…I like my hair the way it is…
Knives: Um…ok then…WHAT THE HELL DO I NEED THERAPY FOR?!?!?!?
Ca: *sigh*
Vash: Um…a little…not really tho.
Ca: *gets what the others are thinking* O.O That sounds REALLY wrong if you think of it THAT way…
Vash & Knives: ?
Knives: Hn. *Crosses arms* I'd rather not.
Ca: Mmmmmmm! :D *picks the blueberries out of the pancakes and THEN eating the pancakes*
Question:
Vash
- When and why did you get your ear pierced?
Rem - What's your favorite movie?
Knives - Same as above
-Solomon
Answer:
Vash: Nanio? Ever since I got this shpiffy communicator thingy!
Knives & Ca: *sweatdrop*
Vash: It doubles as a ball point pen too! ^_^. (ya'all know what I'm talking about, right?) Ya see, my earring is a transmitter and receiver that comes with this pen thingy!
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
Rem?
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
You there?
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
C'mon! Answer me! .
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
Fine
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
I see how it is
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
I'll just sit here and be neglected
Tenshi Geranium says:
I'm back, sorry bout that! ^^;
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
Yay! :D Solomon wants to know ur favorite movie. (ACK! I dun know any…)
Tenshi Geranium says:
Um…I don't really have one…but! I'm really partial to the one I just saw, A Walk to Remember. That one's so sweet! It makes me cry every time…
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
Awww…ditto! ^_^
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Hold on, brb, gotta answer a few more questions
Tenshi Geranium:
Kk
Knives: I don't watch movies. End of story.
Vash: That, and Gunsmoke doesn't have that technology!
Question:
Awww...Knivesy-pants,
that was just so nice of you! ^^ *pats his cheek* I'll bet that made you feel so
much better inside...nice and warm. *bows again* And I am glad I now know how
to act in front of a superior being, such as yourself...new questions.
Knives: Well, since you're so bad and all...and Legato being DEAD (I...think
o_o;)...can I be your new right-hand minion? Please? *Bambi eyes* I'm evil,
it's true! I write evil script stories for Trigun! It's pure EVIL!
Rem: Now, was it Alex or your own free will that drove you to be such a staunch
pacifist? Was it heightened by Alex, or what? o.o; Cause it doesn't seem to me
someone could just be born so hard-on love and peace.
Vash: ...hi. ^^; *hands him a box of apple juice and pets his hair*
Ca: Eeee, bring Wolfwood in soon! o.o Everybody needs a dose of their favorite
priest, Nicky-pie...*-*...Oh, how would you like it if I drew a scene from
thish amazing event? o.o I'd gladly do it. ^^
-Katrina Mama
Answer:
Knives: Hn.
Ca: !!! :D
Vash: What?
Ca: He didn't say it was disgusting that Katrina pat his cheek! :D
Vash: Um…yay!
Ca: Gee goody gosh, if writing Trigun scripts qualifies as evil, then…I'm evil too! ^_^
Vash: Evil people say 'gee goody gosh'?
Ca: -_-;;;
Knives: Well…
Vash: *whispers to Katrina* He's thinking about dumping the whole 'destroy the human race thing, but doesn't wanna say it'!
Knives: You don't whisper too softly, do you Vash.
Vash: ^^. No, I guess not.
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
'nother question Remmy-chan
Tenshi Geranium says:
What?
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
*Reads the question*
Tenshi Geranium:
Well, Alex heightened it by a little, but most of it came from how I was raised…
Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:
Guess what!
Tenshi Geranium says:
What?
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
My screen name is a play on words!
Tenshi Geranium says:
How is that?
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
If you say it outloud, it sounds like Charllotte and Wolfwood! ^_^
Tenshi Geranium:
*Sweatdrops*
Charllotte N. Wolfwood:
Yes, I know I am an oddity. C ya around.
Tenshi Geranium:
C ya
Vash: Mmmmmmmmmm! Apple juice! ^_^. *Drinks the apple juice while having his hair petted*
Knives: *sweatdrop*
Ca: lol…well anyhow…I look forward to the chapter that Wolfie appears…^_^ Ooooooooh, a drawing! :D I would like that very muchies! I'm an artist myself, so I'd like to see the art of others!
Question:
Knives-
Doesn't killing innocent people put you on the same level as the humans you
seem to hate so much?
Vash- Do you feel it when Legato licks/pets his left hand? O.o (thinks about
chapter 6 from the The Miscellaneous Adventures of the Closet Weirdos fanfic)
And also, is that gun Knives built for you a trigger for the angel arm? The
angel arm seemed to be linked to the gun.
Rem- Does heaven have internet?
By the way, I vote for Wolfwood! And before I forget *presents Vash with a box
of salmon sandwhiches* Here ya go!
-Aru
Answer:
Knives: No. They killed my innocent kind first.
Vash: Nanio? No, not really…unless he's licking it 24/7, and I'm just used to it…O.o. And…I think it was designed so that he could trigger my angel arm, because I can't trigger it myself.
Knives: Ya big baby. ^^;; I'll teach ya how some other time.
Ca: Um…judging that she's been instant messaging me…I would certainly think so…
Vash: Wowees! :D So much food in one chapter!
Ca: O.o *creepy image* ……………Aw screw it.
Ca: Yayers! :D Votes shall be counted!
::EME::
Wolfwood-san: 5
Milly-chan: 1
Ca: Woohoo! We have more than one person voted for! :D
Vash & Knives: *sweatdrop*
Ca: 9 more questions added – that means…9 more questions and da next person arrives! ^_^
Knives: Yay.
Vash: Yay! ^________^. Keep reviewin' folks!
Ca: Also, I'd like ta thank ya'all for supporting this fic! *Sniff* It's my longest one yet…THANK YOU! YOU ALL ROCK!