A/N: WOOT! It's my ninth chapter and nothing bad has happened to my beautiful –

Knives: - yet disturbing -

Vash – and freakishly funny –

Ca: Ahem. Nothing's happened to my precious ficcy! XD I'm tho happy! *Does a dance*

Knives: And she says she isn't coordinated with her feet…

Question:

HI VASH-SAN!!! I was wondering if you were stuck in a warehouse full of fangirls, witch power tool would you use, and how does the name of pocky rocky neko neko sound for a rock which I live under? ^-^ TANK YOU *sneezes, then giggles like a school girl, while trying desperately to kill a chicken*

-Mikle the PIKLE THAT LIVES UNDER A ROCK!!!!!!!

Answer:

Vash: O.o.

Knives: o.O

Vash: O.o.

Knives: o.O

Vash: O.O. Er…domo?

Ca: Excuse them, I woke them up early this morning.

Knives: Actually, we're just a tad freaked out by this Mikle guy.

Vash: A TAD freaked out?

Knives: Okay, REALLY freaked out.

Ca: *waves* Heyo Mikle!

Vash: Ummmm………If I was in a warehouse full of fangirls…why would I use a power tool?

Knives: To make them go away you baka.

Vash: Um………how about…why can't I just make a hole in the roof and flee like hell?

Knives: -_-;;

Vash: Um…oh! Pocky! :D That stuff's good!

Ca: Really? I've never had pocky…

Vash: It's good, but donuts are GREAT! ^_^. Anyways…um…O.o. That's a nice name, I suppose…

Knives: Why do you live under a ROCK???

Ca: Gazutheit! *Hands Mikle a hankerchief*

Vash & Knives: We will continue to stare in freak-outted-ness. O.O.  O.O

Ca: You do that.

Question:

Auuugh, computers... I had to have my hard drive replaced, I just got my computer back from repairs and have been re-installing everything, re-visiting favorite sites...

*Bows* Lord Cutlery (That I think, is a cool and fitting nickname for Knives), I present to you these twin swords-

Quar: HEY! Give those back! Those are mine!

To explain, Quar is a character of mine, the star of my webcomic (http://www.quarmagnus.virtue.nu), he's a warrior in a post-apocalyptic Arizona.

Quar: Which is why I'm wondering how my swords got into your hands, a being who lives in a pre-apocalyptic Arizona...and, to Planet Gunsmoke.

Quar, these swords are bloody! Clean your weapons! Anyway, as I bow before Lord Cutlery, I must ask him a vital question: I you raise up another army of Gung-Ho Gun type warriors, can I be your master of deadly diseases? In my first webcomic http://midnightgym.tripod.com/lonesome.html a Trigun fanwork, I was an excellent servant of yours as Shadow the Biohazard.

*Gets up, watches Quar run off with his swords*

Sorry 'bout that, Knives. Here, have my Xacto blade... *Digs in pocket and presents it*

Vash: Along the lines of that rock music question, do you like U2? I think you'd love U2, a lot of their songs are about Love and Peace somehow, plus the lead singer, Bono, much like you, is a guy who wears an earring and wants to save the world.

And, I vote for Kuroneko to show up! I can speak cat!

-Lady Shadowcat

Answer:

Ca: Ack! Computers really suck sometimes… I am forever grateful that my dad is well practiced in their ways…Lord Cutlery? *Snickers*

Knives: -_-; Oh great, Ca won't let me live that one down for a while…

Ca: Awwww, but it's such a cute nickname! ^o^

Vash: I agree! ^_^.

Knives: Sigh. Well…I may not create another Gung-Ho Guns gang…

Ca: Why is that?

Knives: Well…there doesn't seem to be any point to it anymore. I've got Vash right here…

Vash: Well actually, that's sort of Ca's fault…

Ca: ¬__¬…..^_^ Look what I just learned how to do! ¬.¬ Hehe! ^_^

Vash: Kewl! You look like Knives when you do that!

Ca: Heh…Knives, king of the forks! ^_^

Vash: Don't forget about the spoons!

Knives: -_-;;

Ca: Awww, all in good fun Knivesu! You're allowed to call us nicknames too!

Knives: Hn.

Ca & Vash: Wowees! :D

Vash: Kewl! I've never heard of U2 tho…

Ca: *gets out a commando helmet and a net* MP3 hunting anyone?

Vash: Ooooh! ^_^.

Ca: Kuroneko…? Aw well, I'll just go hunt for the cat as well…^_^ Kuroneko-sama should be in the next chapter.

Question:

::sits there annoyed at greeneyed:;I'm going to fogive you this time:;becuse Knives did ask her out, is jealous and hurt emotionally, but the kick didn't hurt her:;however, you do not want to do that again ::gives herself enough space to let her 3 long plack wings drape behind her, stretches out her right arm and a sword comes out of her palm, like the angels in X, is a powerful archangel, but doesn't have a halo due to being a fallen one., rest the 3 bladed sword on her shoulder:;understand? ::then smiles, ask she bites happily into her ice cream sadnwich:; arigatou Knives-sama ::laughs humorously, makes it all dissappear::just kidding about that theat-thingy greeneyed,I wouldn';t hurt anyone unless I was ordered to, really I wouldn't. nothing you could do could hurt me anyway. sorry about tying you guys up:;to the three she tied::I can get fits of rage sometimes. Tell ya what, I'll cook you two dinner and you can be in my Donut Land. You are another devoted fan of Knives-sama, and hence my friend too.And just in case you suspect anything, no I will not poisen the food. Anyway:;smiles innocently::
Vashu, is it hard to be positive all the time? How easy is it for you to forgive someone? What would you do if someone tried to kill Knives?
Knives-sama, did you ever considering telling the humans what they were doing, making them aware of their actions, and gathering a group to stop the use of Plants? You could try to explain it to them slowly, in a way that even they would understan. ::pauses a bit, blushes::Um,..Would you go watch a movie with me after?
if anyone, and I mean anyone wants anything, trips to Donut Land included, e-mail me, K Oh and Ca, sorry, I didn't know you didn't like cheesecake ::gives her pie this time, more Wine for Knives and beer for Vash:; Oh and greeneyed :;gives her a jar of candy:: ^^;;gomen nasai. :;sits back down by Knives, will be nice now, but isn't going to be pushed over either::

-Princess of Donut Land

Answer:

Ca: Yay! Greeneyed and Princess have reached a truce! ^_^ I'm so happy!

Vash: Me too! Love and peace for everyone! *Does his lil' peace sign thingy*

Knives: Sigh.

Vash: Knives-san, you should be happy! Here are two devoted 'you' fans, and you aren't happy!

Ca: Yeah! Knives fans are really scattered!

Knives: Hn. I suppose.

Ca: Oooooh! :D Princess cook cook in Donut Land! ^_^ Yum!

Knives: ^^;; I forgot about that date with Greeneyed…

Vash: *sweatdrop* Well anyhow…actually, it is hard to be happy all the time…but I do my best.

Ca: I dunno how one person can be so positive so much of the time…

Vash: ^_^. Just doin' my job! Anyways, I usually very quick to forgive, no matter how difficult it is…why do you ask?

Knives: ¬_¬ I think her next question is a lovely follow up to that.

Vash: Oh…I dunno what'd I'd do…I mean, he's my brother and only family so…*chin trembles*

Ca: Vashu-san?

Vash: *glomps Knives* AH! Don't die Knives! We still have to catch up on all those times and make up for not being brotherly and stuff!

Knives: Vash…Vash, get off! I'm not going anywhere!

Vash: Yay! ^_^.

Knives: *sweatdrop* Baka…hn? I've never thought of that…

Vash: But that would be hard because the Gunsmokeans need the plants to keep their towns safe and functional!

Ca: True…

Knives: A movie?

Ca: Moving pictures with music and sound.

Vash: Ooooh! That sounds fun! :D

Knives: Well…*gets a little sheepish*

Ca: Aw, how cute! ^_^

Vash: *looks at Knives* You're girl-shy? I didn't know that!

Knives: ¬_¬ Shut up. *Looks to Princess* Um…sure, a movie sounds nice!

Ca: (The lil' @ thingies around words mean thoughts) @Yes! XD Knives is finally wavering! He's getting along with humans!@ Yay! A pie! :D I hope it's blueberry!

Vash: *pokes it* I think so.

Ca: *heart eyes* YAY!

Question:

Danni: Me mommy says that my questions are strange...COOL!!=D Oh *Ahem* yeah ^^;; Well I have no questions this round but to Ca-this story is great I hope you keep writing.

Lytore: Vash- Hey I could use that Money!!

Toki: What teh hell do you need it for you don't even live there! Not to mention the fact that you have ENOUGH money with all that your aunt's giving ya'!

Lytore- Fine.whatever. *siff* Knives: How the hell could you remeber if it hurted or not you were a BABY for crying out loud!!! And before anyone can ask why I ask the question it's none of you business!

Toki: I think she likes him.

Zoey: Me too. *they both get electricuted* Itetetetete...err never mind... ANYWAYS Knives- You DO have a problem you can still get help.


Mizu: Vash- Have you ever considered cutting you hair? Knives- You really are innocent aren't you?

Zides: I have nothing to say... *sulking*

Lytore: *appears next to Knives kisses him on the cheek and disappears agian*

Toki: *sweatdrop* Ya think she did that just to spite him...?

Zoey: *sweatdrop* Possibly...N E ways If any of you have any food requests say so a we'll make it for you. Actually only me and Lytore cause we're the only ones that can cook but O well. ^_^

-Dragon Master Lytore

Answer:

Ca: ^_^ Thankies! I'll keep writing as long as my bemusing yet amusing muse does not abandon me. *Pats stereo and a small pile of CDs* Your parents read this?

Vash: But the prisons stink really bad!

Knives: Us plants have a superior memory. And it would be my business because you are asking me, so there. *Crosses his arms*

Vash: Ooooh, do we have another Knives fan?

Ca: Well, the summary kinda helps attract them…^^;;

Knives: . What do I have a problem with!

Vash: Um…the spoons are rebelling against the monarchy and are burning down random fork towns?

Knives & Ca: O.o  o.O Okaaaaaaaaaaay…

Vash: No! I like my hair!

Ca: ^_^ So do I! It's so floppy and cute n' shtuffs when it's down!

Knives: Define your idea of 'innocent' please.

Ca: ………………*the gears in her hentai mind are turning*

Vash: ……………*ditto*

Knives: I'm not gonna ask.

Vash & Ca: Please don't.

Knives: Augh…another one…

Vash: ^_^. *Sniff* I'm so proud! My brother's so popular with the girls!

Ca: Unlike you.

Vash: ¬_¬.

Ca: I was just kidding!

Vash: Food! ^_^.

Ca: *sweatdrop*

Question:

**crawls in from a hectic week**
Greetings Author and Plant Beings! **waves**
I bear gifts!
Ms. Author lady ma'am! A flower for you! **hands Ca a poppy**
I thought I should pay attention to the OTHER favourite food and give Vash some Salmon Sandwiches **hands over the food**
And for ironic and metaphorical reasons, a bright red apple for Knives! Eat the tree's fruit Knives... **grins evilly**

Anywho, **smiles brightly** A question for the megalomaniac with genocidal tendencies.

Knives: How do you feel about Vash's 'gate' an power levels being WAAAAAAAY above yours? **smiles angelically** Just wondering. *^_^*

And I agree with Princess of Donut Land.
Ninelives would have had to be PROGRAMMED to destroy those Plants in "Out of Time", so it was obviously your intention to do so. Why? **blink blink**

-Lynda-chan

Answer:

Everyone: Domo! *Wave back*

Ca: Yay! I like poppies! They're my state flower! ^_^ *sniffs the poppy and puts it in her hair* I'm a California girl!

Vash: Mmm! ^_^. *Munching on sandwiches*

Knives: *looks at the apple* How is it metaphorical?

Ca: Dunno.

Knives: *shrugs and takes a bite*

Ca: Ooooooooooh! Big words! :D But technically, Knives isn't a megalomaniac…

Knives: Nanio? Gate powers? What?

Vash: ??? I'm clueless as well…

Ca: Um…could you restate puh-lease? ^^;; (ACK! Once again, I haven't seen more than eppies 1-3, so I'll just wing it! Gomen nasai if I get some stuff wrong!)

Knives: *eyebrows furrow* How is it possible? That escaped my notice…but…how?

Vash: ^_^. I'd say something, but I would then be subjected to having tomatoes thrown at me by Knives' fangirls.

Question:

I don't have a question today cause I have to go soon to the airport ^_^ I'm leaving for Toronto for the week. Teehehehe, and I'll even get to go to the convention that takes place next weekend!!!! *giggles* ANIME!!!! YAY!!! Wait...I just thought of a question for Knives-kun

-If you don't like the name Ralph, can I call you something else? Like say...Xellos!!!

Answer:

Vash: Aw…well, have a fun time in Toronto! ^_^.

Ca: Ditto! Awww………*snaps fingers and sniffles* I'm never gonna be able to go to an anime convention…

Vash: *pats Ca on the back* It's alright, maybe when you're older…

Ca: But by then, they may not have any Trigun conventions anymore! ;__; (Dernit, I'm seriously gonna cry over this! .)

Knives: Xellos?

Ca: Ah! The Slayers! ………right?

Vash: Nanio?

Ca: ^_^ Sore wa hinitsu desu!

Vash: What is?

Ca: SORE WA HINITSU DESU! XD

Vash: *sweatdrop*

Question:

*tied up and gagged* ...--; *twitches irritably and turns a lovely shade of scarlet* *grabs a pen with her foot and scrawls messily on the ground* "SOMEONE UNTIE ME NOW BEFORE I AM FORCED TO KILL SOMETHING IN AN AGONIZINGLY PAINFUL WAY"

-Katrina Mama

Answer:

Ca: Eeeee! *Unties Katrina really fast*

Vash: ^_^.X Love n' peace!

Question:

yay! thankies, princess! i wanna come to dounut land! i like dounuts! i made a new friend today! knives, i accept! me so happy!
questions time!
vash: do you work out? and, is it hard to move in that red thingy?
knives: do YOU work out? and, is that suit of your's hot?

-Greeneyed Monster

Answer:

Ca: :) Yay! We're all friends here in this insane fic!

Knives: ^_^

Vash: ^_^. *Contented sigh* Everything's so peaceful! Well, contantly running from bounty hunters supplies a work out right there, but I do a little. My trench coat? Nah. It's really easy to move around in, and its comfy too!

Knives: Well…I prefer to call it training, but I suppose you could put it that way. *Looks at his body suit* Actually…this never gets at all stuffy. Its very useful, judging the weather on Gunsmoke. And…um…er… *blushes*

Vash: He means that he's looking forward to dinner with you and Princess.

Question:

hiya!! its the phoo!! i have some questions for you!!

to vash: what would you do for a scooby snack?

to Rem: why is the sky blue?

to wolfie (if he's there): how many chucks can a wood chuck chuck?

to knives: what would you do id i did...... THIS!! *dumps him in a pot of marshmallow cream and runs away giggling hysterically, then runs back ang glomps vash* MINE!!! ^^

-Naoko

Answer:

Ca: *waves like a maniac* DOMO PHOO-CHAN!

Vash: *high squeaky voice* Eep! Er…oh right. ^^. Um…please tell me what a Scooby Snack is.

Ca: *snickers* I'll let Phoo describe that…oh! Time to IM Remmy-chan again!

Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:

Hello? Remmy-chan there?

Ericks Ai says:

I am she.

Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:

I see you've changed your name.

Ericks Ai says:

Yep. ^_~

Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:

Lol

Ericks Ai says:

So what have you come to ask?

Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:

Why is the sky blue? Greeneyed Monster wants to know.

Ericks Ai says:

Lol, I like the name. Anyways…it's blue because it would look silly in any other color but purplish-black!

Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:

Can't argue with that logic. ^_^

Ericks Ai says:

G2g, angel council

Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:

Kk, tell Wolfie I say hi again

Ericks Ai says:

Ok, bye

Charllotte N. Wolfwood says:

Bye

Ca: I'll reserve the question for him. ^_^ *tucks the question in a back pocket of her jeans*

Knives: Nani-AHHHHHH! *Splashing around in marshmallow cream* Ptew! Hey…Mmmm! ^_^ This is good stuff! *Continues to eat the marshmallow cream*

Ca: ^^;; I knew Knives had a sweet tooth in there somewhere…

Vash: ^^. *Sweatdrop* Er…domo!

Ca: And so ends another chapter of this funky QA! ^_^ Lesse…WOWEES! :D We have exactly 9 more questions! That means the next people person shall be joining us in the next chapter!

Vash: As well as my Kuroneko! ^_^.

Ca: Happy day! XD It's WOLFWOOD! *Does a dance*

Knives: *sweatdrop*

Ca: Woohoo! You peeps know the drill: New character, new score board! Possible candidates are Legato, Milly, and Meryl! ^_^V Keep voting!

Vash: *looking through various mail* And so far…We've got 60 questions! Whoa!

Knives: 140 more and Vash is as free as a bird.

Vash: Yay! ^_^.

Ca: *sniff*