Warnings: SLASH. You don't know what it is? Then I seriously doubt that you want to be here.

A/N: I am using a Japanese version of word to write this, so I've been having issues with boxes. However, I *think* that they have now been fixed. :crosses fingers:

Couplings: H/D, D/Blaise, potentially R/Hr. No, sorry people, this is not a fic where the entire wizarding population is queer.

Spoilers: Potentially everything. Just cause I don't have the supplement books yet means nothing.

Disclaimer: Nothing here is mine except for the story. Nothing. The story- is fully conceived and waiting to be written. The characters- I borrow.

Chapter 1: The Bones Have Spoken!

Or, The Tower

Whenever Harry thought about Crookshanks, he remembered the rare times when the cat deigned to sit on his lap. As much as Crookshanks was Hermione