NOTE: This is my first story so please excuse my most expected and
constant mistakes that I'm sure are just waiting to happen! But it isn't
really (quote, quote) my fault, for I am only human ; ) That's my excuse
for everything. Just keep in mind that this is a humorous story, so sit
back and enjoy the show. I know the chapter name is kinda sorta lame, but
I couldn't think of much. Up for reviews anyone? If so, throw em at me
baby!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and I don't own Smallville. That's all I have to say.
Chapter 1: A Highly Unexpected Visit
Yugi was once again getting ready for a new episode of his highly popular kid's show, Yu-Gi-Oh! Every new episode was shown on 'Kids WB' each Saturday morning (least that's how it is in the Pacific Northwest). The cosmetics were getting Yugi shinned up for his show...
Hair Cosmetic: I dunno, do you think he needs more hair spray?
Tai: Sure! His cute, little hairstyle is looking kind of droopy (looking at Yugi dreamily)
Hair Cosmetic gets out hairspray and spray about a gallon on.
Yugi: cough, cough-squeak!- I- cough- need... air! (Eyes-crossed, holding his throat)
Tai: Aw, look; he's doing his widdle puppy face!
Joey: Yeah, he's doing a puppy 'play dead' face (grabs a towel starts fanning the air)
Hair Cosmetic: What are you doing here? You'll mess up his hair! I insist you leave, sir. (Angrily)
Joey: Hey! What about Tai?
Tai: Oh I'm Yugi's-er- um, his new make-up person (quickly makes up excuse)
Joey: What are ya talkin about? Yugi doesn't wear make-up, that's Yami!
Tai: Well he does now. Isn't that right Yugi?
Yugi: Gosh Tai, I know my mom told me the doctors thought I was a girl when I was born, but I don't think I need to start now...
Tai: Yugi! You do too wear make-up!
Joey: I dunno Tai; I think dat hairspray might ave gotten to his brain, y'know what I'mean? (Chuckles sarcasticlly)
Tai: Ugh!
Hair Cosmetic: Well, I think I'm done here... But for Pete's sake don't touch his hair! It's going through a physical prosess of hair therapy at the moment
Tristan: Hey guys, Tom Welling and his studio crew are here!
Tai: What? This is Yugi's show time. He'll be on in five minutes! (Desperately)
Tristan: Doesn't look like it anymore; it's seems Yu-Gi-Oh was pushed aside for Smallville
Tai: What?! Those dirty, rotten cheaters! They'll pay! Yugi'll show them... (turns to Yugi) Won't you Yugi? (sweetly)
Joey: Hey, isn't Tom Welling that Superman actor?
Yugi: Superman! Oh, boy oh boy, I've been waiting for this one!
Yugi hops down from the stool and runs out the door as fast as his short legs can carry him... which isn't very fast.
Tai: Yugi?! (Distantly)
Tom Welling and his crew are walking through the doors
Yugi: Superman! Superman!! (Jumps through the air like a balletina)
Tom Welling looks ahead to see a midget with crazy hair and wearing a necklace the looks bigger than his head running towards him.
Tom: ...And who might you be?
Yugi: Hey Superman! Can I have your autograph?
Tom: Oh, you must be Yoshi.
Tai: It's Yugi, you show-stealing moron! (Venomously)
Tom: Well excuse me (snorts)
Joey: Hey, way cool, man! Can we have autographs too? Please, please, please- (Lining up with Tristan behind Yugi)
Tom: Sure (Writes down three autographs)
Yugi: Awesome! I have Superman's autograph! Yami is going to be so jealous...
Tom Welling is looking away as Yugi suddenly transforms into Yami Yugi.
Yami: What duelist dares to- Superman! Can I have an autograph?
Tom: I already gave you one... and weren't you a couple feet shorter?
Tai: Kick his butt, Yami! He's here to steal your show!
Yami: Steal the show?-
Transforms back into Yugi while Tom is looking away again.
Yugi: I never called you to come out! (to Yami)
Tom: What makes you think I need your permission to come out here? (frowning)
Yugi: Well I guess you can... Sure! They can wait till next Saturday.
Tai: Yugi, NO!!
Yugi's melinium puzzle suddenly swings up and hits him in the forehead. Yugi fall flat on his back.
Tai: Yugi! Are you all right?
Yugi: (dazed, sits up and gets on his feet, a little wobbly)
Tom: Hey, you okay? Maybe you shouldn't wear that thing, it's seems dangerous
Yugi: (Wide-eyed) No! He's my best friend
Tom: This kid whacked
Tai: No one asked you!
Joey: Oh come on Tai, it isn't that big of a deal that he's stealin' da show. I can't wait ta see Supaman actin' in person!
Tristan: I call front seats
Tai: No, no, no!
Yugi: Gee, Superman, what's it like saving Smallville.
Tom: It's okay I guess, but it gets really boring fighting with kryptonite victims and flirting with that Netregena comercial chick. The only good thing about it is getting three days off each week. (Yugi, Joey, and Tristan listening with awe)
Yugi: That sound fantastic! Gosh, I'm the star of my show and I really don't do that much. All I do is act like an innocent boy trying to save his friends most of the time. Yami does most of the real work, like all the dueling I think...
Tai: That's not true Yugi! We love you just the way you are!
Tom: That sounds like an easy job. My job isn't so easy. And I'm beginning to hate it. Say, I really don't feel up to acting like a stouthearted hero today. (*Sighs*)
Tai: So that's why you're going to let Yugi's show back on the air!
Tom: No... I think we should switch shows...for a week!
Yugi: Golly gee! Superman, you're letting me become your show?
Tom: Sure thing, Yoshi.
Tai rolls here eyes and slaps here forehead. Tom is oblivious to this.
Yugi: I don't believe it! I get to be Superman!
Joey: Who says you're gonna be Supaman?
Tristan: I personally think I make the better Superman
Joey: What are ya talkin' about? I can beat you all!
Mai: Really Joey, you're head is getting a little big there
Mai walks through the doors with her hip style. As she passes Joey she secretly trips him.
Joey: Oof!
Mai: Oopsies (high-pitched)
Joey: (scowls and gets up)
Yugi: So Superman, what do ya say? Is it a deal? (Sticks out his hand)
Tom: (Too busy checking out Mai)
Tai: Look at him! He's totally Mai's new boy magnet!
Mai: Whoa there Tai, is that jealousy I heard in your voice? (Smiles mockingly)
Tai: Hmph! (Spasm of anger)
Next Chapter: Yugi and Tom are switching shows for an entire week! This otta be interesting... Will Tom and Mai come close? (THANKFULLY not happening) Will Yugi like the job of Superman? Or better yet, will Tom like Yugi's job? In the next chapter I'm giving it more action other than just funny dialog. Plus Bakura is coming into the scene so that should do good for the character match up.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and I don't own Smallville. That's all I have to say.
Chapter 1: A Highly Unexpected Visit
Yugi was once again getting ready for a new episode of his highly popular kid's show, Yu-Gi-Oh! Every new episode was shown on 'Kids WB' each Saturday morning (least that's how it is in the Pacific Northwest). The cosmetics were getting Yugi shinned up for his show...
Hair Cosmetic: I dunno, do you think he needs more hair spray?
Tai: Sure! His cute, little hairstyle is looking kind of droopy (looking at Yugi dreamily)
Hair Cosmetic gets out hairspray and spray about a gallon on.
Yugi: cough, cough-squeak!- I- cough- need... air! (Eyes-crossed, holding his throat)
Tai: Aw, look; he's doing his widdle puppy face!
Joey: Yeah, he's doing a puppy 'play dead' face (grabs a towel starts fanning the air)
Hair Cosmetic: What are you doing here? You'll mess up his hair! I insist you leave, sir. (Angrily)
Joey: Hey! What about Tai?
Tai: Oh I'm Yugi's-er- um, his new make-up person (quickly makes up excuse)
Joey: What are ya talkin about? Yugi doesn't wear make-up, that's Yami!
Tai: Well he does now. Isn't that right Yugi?
Yugi: Gosh Tai, I know my mom told me the doctors thought I was a girl when I was born, but I don't think I need to start now...
Tai: Yugi! You do too wear make-up!
Joey: I dunno Tai; I think dat hairspray might ave gotten to his brain, y'know what I'mean? (Chuckles sarcasticlly)
Tai: Ugh!
Hair Cosmetic: Well, I think I'm done here... But for Pete's sake don't touch his hair! It's going through a physical prosess of hair therapy at the moment
Tristan: Hey guys, Tom Welling and his studio crew are here!
Tai: What? This is Yugi's show time. He'll be on in five minutes! (Desperately)
Tristan: Doesn't look like it anymore; it's seems Yu-Gi-Oh was pushed aside for Smallville
Tai: What?! Those dirty, rotten cheaters! They'll pay! Yugi'll show them... (turns to Yugi) Won't you Yugi? (sweetly)
Joey: Hey, isn't Tom Welling that Superman actor?
Yugi: Superman! Oh, boy oh boy, I've been waiting for this one!
Yugi hops down from the stool and runs out the door as fast as his short legs can carry him... which isn't very fast.
Tai: Yugi?! (Distantly)
Tom Welling and his crew are walking through the doors
Yugi: Superman! Superman!! (Jumps through the air like a balletina)
Tom Welling looks ahead to see a midget with crazy hair and wearing a necklace the looks bigger than his head running towards him.
Tom: ...And who might you be?
Yugi: Hey Superman! Can I have your autograph?
Tom: Oh, you must be Yoshi.
Tai: It's Yugi, you show-stealing moron! (Venomously)
Tom: Well excuse me (snorts)
Joey: Hey, way cool, man! Can we have autographs too? Please, please, please- (Lining up with Tristan behind Yugi)
Tom: Sure (Writes down three autographs)
Yugi: Awesome! I have Superman's autograph! Yami is going to be so jealous...
Tom Welling is looking away as Yugi suddenly transforms into Yami Yugi.
Yami: What duelist dares to- Superman! Can I have an autograph?
Tom: I already gave you one... and weren't you a couple feet shorter?
Tai: Kick his butt, Yami! He's here to steal your show!
Yami: Steal the show?-
Transforms back into Yugi while Tom is looking away again.
Yugi: I never called you to come out! (to Yami)
Tom: What makes you think I need your permission to come out here? (frowning)
Yugi: Well I guess you can... Sure! They can wait till next Saturday.
Tai: Yugi, NO!!
Yugi's melinium puzzle suddenly swings up and hits him in the forehead. Yugi fall flat on his back.
Tai: Yugi! Are you all right?
Yugi: (dazed, sits up and gets on his feet, a little wobbly)
Tom: Hey, you okay? Maybe you shouldn't wear that thing, it's seems dangerous
Yugi: (Wide-eyed) No! He's my best friend
Tom: This kid whacked
Tai: No one asked you!
Joey: Oh come on Tai, it isn't that big of a deal that he's stealin' da show. I can't wait ta see Supaman actin' in person!
Tristan: I call front seats
Tai: No, no, no!
Yugi: Gee, Superman, what's it like saving Smallville.
Tom: It's okay I guess, but it gets really boring fighting with kryptonite victims and flirting with that Netregena comercial chick. The only good thing about it is getting three days off each week. (Yugi, Joey, and Tristan listening with awe)
Yugi: That sound fantastic! Gosh, I'm the star of my show and I really don't do that much. All I do is act like an innocent boy trying to save his friends most of the time. Yami does most of the real work, like all the dueling I think...
Tai: That's not true Yugi! We love you just the way you are!
Tom: That sounds like an easy job. My job isn't so easy. And I'm beginning to hate it. Say, I really don't feel up to acting like a stouthearted hero today. (*Sighs*)
Tai: So that's why you're going to let Yugi's show back on the air!
Tom: No... I think we should switch shows...for a week!
Yugi: Golly gee! Superman, you're letting me become your show?
Tom: Sure thing, Yoshi.
Tai rolls here eyes and slaps here forehead. Tom is oblivious to this.
Yugi: I don't believe it! I get to be Superman!
Joey: Who says you're gonna be Supaman?
Tristan: I personally think I make the better Superman
Joey: What are ya talkin' about? I can beat you all!
Mai: Really Joey, you're head is getting a little big there
Mai walks through the doors with her hip style. As she passes Joey she secretly trips him.
Joey: Oof!
Mai: Oopsies (high-pitched)
Joey: (scowls and gets up)
Yugi: So Superman, what do ya say? Is it a deal? (Sticks out his hand)
Tom: (Too busy checking out Mai)
Tai: Look at him! He's totally Mai's new boy magnet!
Mai: Whoa there Tai, is that jealousy I heard in your voice? (Smiles mockingly)
Tai: Hmph! (Spasm of anger)
Next Chapter: Yugi and Tom are switching shows for an entire week! This otta be interesting... Will Tom and Mai come close? (THANKFULLY not happening) Will Yugi like the job of Superman? Or better yet, will Tom like Yugi's job? In the next chapter I'm giving it more action other than just funny dialog. Plus Bakura is coming into the scene so that should do good for the character match up.