Yah! I have the next chapter up. Well, as you might have already noticed, I take my likings and disliking to some of the characters (Like Tea). So please for those of you who like her, forgive me! ^_^ P.S. I just wanna give the heads up that in this chapter the real story starts, so far, it's just been the intro.kinda. Oh and Please forgive me for these events in the chapter you are about to read; Kaiba kinda acts like a maniac (I know what you're thinking. *totally not Kaiba!*) and then Yugi kinda has an accident so please, I know people like Yugi, it's just supposed to be funny so don't flame be for it! There's been some bashing around and trust me they'll be more so give me a review if I need to change the rating.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Smallville.

Chapter 2: The First Set

Yugi and Gang are at the Smallville setting...

Yugi: Oh boy, oh boy! I can't believe we're going to be part of the Smallville! Can you believe it!?

Joey: Careful Yug, you don't wanna pee ya pants

Tea: Oh come on Joey, Yugi isn't going to do a childish thing like that

Yugi: ...Uh-oh...

Joey: What is it Yug?

Tea: Oh Yugi, you didn't! -

Yugi: Too late

Yugi races off to the bathroom!

Tristan: What's up with Yugi?

Joey: Ah- little accident

Tristan: Oooh... (Takes hint immediantly)

Mai: What are guys hanging around for, aren't you supposed to be filming right now?

Joey: Hey, I just thoughta somethin; you know how Smallville is filmed? Well we're actually animated, aren't we? Hows dis gonna work?

Now that they thought of it, they didn't really know. And oh, how long they pondered this, until Yugi returned.

Yugi: Hey guys! Hows it going? Oh, hi Mai

Tea: (scowls) *She certainly didn't see Yugi say 'hi' to her...*

Bakura steps into the scene and into the group.

Bakura: Well hello there everyone! Trust everyone is doing well. I got a message on my cell saying that the show is switching with Smallville for a week. Is this true?

Tea: Sadly yes

Joey: Yeah and me, Tristan, and Yugi are gonna see who's da best Supaman

Yugi turns into Yami...

Yami: So what's this I hear about stealing the show?! I demand to know what's going on! *glares*

Joey: Chill out Yami

Mai: Down boy (dripping with sarcastism)

Yami: Why in the shadow realms are my pants wet?!?!

Joey: Aw, man; Yugi didn't change his pants

Tea: Our pour little Yugi! Oh how we pity him and his innocent, pathetic mind ::::crying:::::

Joey: Somebody knock me out, please...

Like a flash of lightning, Yami makes a SWOOSH with his arm and smacks Joey flat *HIYAH!*

Tea: Ahhh! Violence! :::::more crying::::::

Tristan: Man, you weren't really supposed to do that!

Yami: Well he told me to

Joey: (eyes crossed, tongue hanging out, flat on the floor)

Tea: (Stops crying) Aww, he's looks just like a puppy doggie!

Tristan: Hahahahahahah! He's does!

Kaiba: Well, well, well, the truth comes out; Joey really is a chihuahua.

Joey: Yeah like the one from Taco Bell comercials... i love tacos... And I'm gonna knock the stuffin' outa you Yami!

Tea: Hey! He was just faking!

Yami: How'd you get here?

Kaiba: Enough with the questions. I heard the news about the switch. This is going to be interesting.

Joey: Hey Kaiba, I heard you talkin smack about me!

Kaiba: Never mind that, I intend to make this show the best Smallville fans have ever seen!

Yugi Co.: *snores*

Mokuba: I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy!

Mokuba is pulling on Kaiba's leather coat...

Kaiba: Quiet Mokuba! I'm talking here. We'll get candy later.

Mokuba: I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy!

Bakura: Er, Kaiba... you're coat looks like it's in jeopardy.

Mokuba: I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy!

Kaiba: Silence! Cease child, I tell you SHUT UP!!!

Mokuba: I want candy! I want- *RIP*

...Ooo, didn't see that one comin' didja?.

Kaiba: (Lost for words)

Mokuba: ...Uh-oh...gulps

Yugi Co.: *sweatdrops*

Mokuba: Someone save me! Hide me quick before he comes back to his senses! *Hides behind Bakura* Don't let him kill me!

Mokuba squeaks like a mouse and runs for his life!

Kaiba: Here Mokuba... heeeeeereee Mokuba... (EVIL grin)

Joey: Aw, man (worridly)

Kaiba: I've got candy!

Mokuba: You do??

Kaiba: Aha! Fooled ya! Now you're mine to torture in the fire depth of hell! Bwwaaaaahahaha!

Mokuba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Mokuba and Kaiba screaming and running around in circles.

Bakura: And I always thought they got along

Tea: I guess that issue really set him off

~Scene Change~ Yugi and Co. are ready to film... or whatever. The show begins with the all new episode of Smallville! Let the show begin!.....

*Starting*: 3...2...1...GO!

And so our brave hero, Clark Kent is still searching for the deep passion he has for Launa. Yet him and Pete uncover a new secret, one that could change the rest of their lives!

Cast from Yu-Gi-Oh for Smallville

Yugi: Clark Kent Tea: Lana Lang Joey: Pete Kaiba: Lex Luther Shadi: Jonathan (Clark's dad) Pegasus: Lionel Luther Yami: Clark's dark side Bakura: Martha (Clark's mom) Mai: Chloe Mokuba: Prop Tristan: Whitney Yami Bakura: mystery...(i really dunno, do you?)

*Tristan: I'm Whitney?!?!? I don't believe it! I was a nobody then and now I'm still a nobody! This isn't justice! He's in the army for crying out loud!*

And so it begins on a sunny day in Smallville, where Clark and Lana are horse back riding together in the forest...

Yugi/Clark: AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Horse bucks and sends Clark flying through the air! *WHEEE!*

Tea/Lana: Clark!! Are you okay??

Yugi/Clark: Of course I'm okay! I'm always okay. You see I'm not supposed to tell you that I'm an alien with super powers, and_I've_said too much...*sweatdrops*

Tea/Lana: What's that you said?

Yugi/Clark: Nothing, nothing. Nothing at all

Tea/Launa: Kiss me Clark, we're in love... (puckers up lips)

Yugi/Clark: For the love of all that is good and holy NO!

Tea/Lana: What's that you said?

Yugi/Clark: Do you need your hearing checked or something?

Tea/Launa: WHAT?!

Yugi/Clark: Nothing, nothing. Nothing_at all *sweatdrops*

Trist'/Whit': Hey Lana, lets go for a ride, baby!

Yugi/Clark: What are you doing here? You're supposed to be gone!

Tea/Launa: Ooo, sure Whitney! I'm coming

Yugi/Clark: Scram! Get your own act!

Trist'/Whit': You wanna go shrimpy?

Yugi/Clark: Well no, now that I think of it...not really, no

*SQUEAK! VROM, VROM!*

Yugi/Clark: Hey, that's not in the script! HEY

~Scene Change~ Poor Clark, he never gets the girls in the end. But now Clark is over the incident and has his mind on more important things to him...

Yugi/Clark: Hey dad! How's it going?

Shadi/Jon': Hey son... I have predicted the forces of a misplaced millennium item...

Yugi/Clark: (clueless) oh...that can't be good

Shadi/Jon': Shhh...Quiet while I meditate...

Clark loses interest in his queer father and decides to go over to Pete's house.



Well did you laugh? Just once at least?? Anyway, send me reviews! How I love the reviews.... in the next chapter I've decided to place some action! Yep, it's not all up to the funny dialogue now. What happens when Clark (Yugi) goes to Pete's (Joey's) house? What do they find, and how does it change everything!?! I'm happy to answer questions. ^_^ I haven't really thought of what happens next actually to tell you the truth, but I'm working on it.