The bus is full of people and Shinko still holds her clipboard. "All right! It looks like a trip through time!!"
Everyone yells "WHOOHOO!"
Seto: where is that box?
Shinko: SETO!
Seto looks at everyone and laughs. All the men start to laugh with him while the girls start to find what all they can to hurt them.
Spicy: YO! SIS! Why can't I have my box back?
Shinko: Because girls aren't for your mistreatment!
All the men: DAMMIT!
Shinko: Well, let's see... Seto, give me your cell phone!
Seto: If you give me Spicy's box I will consider it.
All the girls: We'll uninvent men if you really want to piss us off!
All the men: NOOOOOO!
Shinko: Please SETO!!
Seto hands over the phone. "I have to get stuck to YOUR arm?"
Shinko laughs mercilessly. She dials a number to her friend and Seto listens in on the other side.
Voice on the End of the line: Hello?
Shinko: Is Crono there?
Voice: Umm... yeah...
Shinko: ask him a question for me. How many people can fit into the Epoch?
Voice: He is holding up two hands so that must mean ten people.
Shinko: Can we barrow it?
Voice: He's shaking his head no.
Shinko: DAMMIT! Well, can you get the papers here, I mean the instructions to build one? I need one! I have people who... listen, we all are sugar high and we have a half dog demon that likes to kill and one very rich guy who could sell you his whole company... then you are talking to a chic who likes to kill anyone who tampers with her!
While Shinko is rambling on the phone, Spicy sees the golden box that he so loves and manages to take it out of her purse. He and all the men start to open the box when Ariya Chan starts to see what's going on...
Ariyah Chan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
InuYasha: Get Kagome out of here!
Spicy: I'll call... umm... how about Andriod 18?
InuYasha: Anybody but Kagome!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Now there is another hole in the bottom of the bus.
Seto(thinking): please not my company anything but Kaiba corp!
Bakura: Why don't you call a stripper?
Kalitra: RYOU? Or is that YAMI BAKURA?!
Bakura: I told you I left the Ring at home so he wouldn't interrupt our time, you know that!
Kalitra: Whew... I was scared for a minute. Don't do that!
Bakura: I'm sorry. (He kisses her and she starts to go crazy!)
Shinko is still on the phone, completely unaware of what is going on around her. "I told you that I can give you almost everything you want."
Voice: I'll let you have it on one condition.
Shinko: What?
Voice: Give to me every anime girl that walks the planet.
Shinko: I can do that.
Voice: WHAT?! HOW?!
Shinko: See. There's this item that holds any and every anime girl that you have ever seen or met. I can give it to you when you bring the papers or the EPOCH.
Voice: I can get you the Epoch, screw Crono!
Shinko: No. I can't get with Crono, not with someone chained to my arm.
Voice: It was figuratively.
Shinko: OH... yeah...
Shinko puts the phone away. "All right people, are we ready to get ready?"
Yugi: What all will we mess up in the past?
Shinko: Hmm... that's a good question.
Spicy: I want to make me king over all women!
All the girls start to beat up on him except Shinko.
Suddenly, outside there is the Epoch and a little man wearing a bra on his head and an old man sitting on a turtle.
Spicy: WHOA IS THAT MASTER ROSHI?!
Seto: Master Roshi? Here?
All the anime fans plaster themselves to the window while Shinko drags Seto out to see the old men.
Master Roshi: We have the Epoch! Give us that box of yours!
Spicy: Okay, Kagome, I order you back in the box! And I call Android 18!!
Kagome does as she's ordered and Android 18 -18 from now on- popped out! 0.o...
Happosai: Yes... I would like to have that box...
Both old men get really horny... blood is spewing out of their noses... 0.o...
Shinko: ALL RIGHT! (she digs into her bag to find it missing) WHO TOOK THE GIRL BOX?
Spicy: Hide it hide it hide it!
Ariyah Chan: Shinko!!! Your brother has it!!
Shinko: Do whatever you can to get it from him if you want to go on this trip!
All of the girls start to do what they can to take the box and all of the men try to hide the box.
Kalitra: RYOU!! You can't... I thought... I want to stay together forever...
Bakura: I know... but... I just want to go and take all of the cool outfits from them and give them to you!
Spicy: So we can see what's underneath!
All the men laugh with pleasure as the girls really start to kick @$$.
Kris and Vincent didn't really fight in with the rest.
Kris: What do you think we should do with the box?
Vincent: I'll help the girls get it if I can go back in time to save Lurcretia from Hojo.
Kris: I have a reasonable solution! Everyone gets to do what they want in time. Everyone gets one choice. THAT'S IT MIND YOU. One per couple here, and if you are chained together, then that is a couple.
Shinko: I'm sorry, Master Roshi, Happosai... but THEY NEED TO HURRY OR THE TRIP IS CANCELED!!
All of the people on the bus: ALL RIGHT HERE!
It lands on Seto's head somehow... and he hands it to Happosai. The old men walk of and start to laugh like they are drunk to death.
Metabee: Well, I guess it was for the better.
Spicy: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!
Everyone somehow manages to get off the bus, some taking the holes created by InuYasha previously. Then they all get to fit in the Epoch.
Shinko: All right, who knows how to drive this thing?
Seto: You forgot to get a driver didn't you?
Shinko nods and the rest of the company does a facefall. THUMP!
There is a scream in the background.
"DUO!!! WHERE ARE YOU?"
A girl shows up and smiles. "Hi, my name is Jo. I lost my Duo have you seen him?"
Everyone shakes their heads no.
Jo: That's okay. I'm going to search for my Duo! (She runs off really fast)
Then Duo pops up inside the Epoch.
Duo: Huff... huff... heave... huff... hello.
Shinko: There was a girl looking for you.
Duo: I know. Man why can't these fangirls leave me alone?
Seto: She's coming back.
Jo is approaching very fast. "HELLO MY DUO!!"
Duo: Why can't you leave me alone? Start this thing start it start it now!!!
Shinko: Is there a glove compartment...? There might be a guide book so I can learn how...
Everyone sweatdrops.
Jo: Can I come with you? PLUEASEEE?
Shinko: Should we guys?
Vincent: Let her in so we can hurry up and go.
Shinko: But I dunno how!
Seto: Well, let's see...(he starts to beat on the dash board until a book pops out entitled "HOW TO DRIVE THE EPOCH IN FIFTY MILLION LESSONS!!") here!
Shinko (looks at the title): But... fifty million lessons?
Seto: Let's condense them all to two!
Shinko: okay
So now they are working on learning how to drive the Epoch. What kind of craziness will ensue now??? What do you guys want to mess up in time? TELL US!
Everyone yells "WHOOHOO!"
Seto: where is that box?
Shinko: SETO!
Seto looks at everyone and laughs. All the men start to laugh with him while the girls start to find what all they can to hurt them.
Spicy: YO! SIS! Why can't I have my box back?
Shinko: Because girls aren't for your mistreatment!
All the men: DAMMIT!
Shinko: Well, let's see... Seto, give me your cell phone!
Seto: If you give me Spicy's box I will consider it.
All the girls: We'll uninvent men if you really want to piss us off!
All the men: NOOOOOO!
Shinko: Please SETO!!
Seto hands over the phone. "I have to get stuck to YOUR arm?"
Shinko laughs mercilessly. She dials a number to her friend and Seto listens in on the other side.
Voice on the End of the line: Hello?
Shinko: Is Crono there?
Voice: Umm... yeah...
Shinko: ask him a question for me. How many people can fit into the Epoch?
Voice: He is holding up two hands so that must mean ten people.
Shinko: Can we barrow it?
Voice: He's shaking his head no.
Shinko: DAMMIT! Well, can you get the papers here, I mean the instructions to build one? I need one! I have people who... listen, we all are sugar high and we have a half dog demon that likes to kill and one very rich guy who could sell you his whole company... then you are talking to a chic who likes to kill anyone who tampers with her!
While Shinko is rambling on the phone, Spicy sees the golden box that he so loves and manages to take it out of her purse. He and all the men start to open the box when Ariya Chan starts to see what's going on...
Ariyah Chan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
InuYasha: Get Kagome out of here!
Spicy: I'll call... umm... how about Andriod 18?
InuYasha: Anybody but Kagome!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Now there is another hole in the bottom of the bus.
Seto(thinking): please not my company anything but Kaiba corp!
Bakura: Why don't you call a stripper?
Kalitra: RYOU? Or is that YAMI BAKURA?!
Bakura: I told you I left the Ring at home so he wouldn't interrupt our time, you know that!
Kalitra: Whew... I was scared for a minute. Don't do that!
Bakura: I'm sorry. (He kisses her and she starts to go crazy!)
Shinko is still on the phone, completely unaware of what is going on around her. "I told you that I can give you almost everything you want."
Voice: I'll let you have it on one condition.
Shinko: What?
Voice: Give to me every anime girl that walks the planet.
Shinko: I can do that.
Voice: WHAT?! HOW?!
Shinko: See. There's this item that holds any and every anime girl that you have ever seen or met. I can give it to you when you bring the papers or the EPOCH.
Voice: I can get you the Epoch, screw Crono!
Shinko: No. I can't get with Crono, not with someone chained to my arm.
Voice: It was figuratively.
Shinko: OH... yeah...
Shinko puts the phone away. "All right people, are we ready to get ready?"
Yugi: What all will we mess up in the past?
Shinko: Hmm... that's a good question.
Spicy: I want to make me king over all women!
All the girls start to beat up on him except Shinko.
Suddenly, outside there is the Epoch and a little man wearing a bra on his head and an old man sitting on a turtle.
Spicy: WHOA IS THAT MASTER ROSHI?!
Seto: Master Roshi? Here?
All the anime fans plaster themselves to the window while Shinko drags Seto out to see the old men.
Master Roshi: We have the Epoch! Give us that box of yours!
Spicy: Okay, Kagome, I order you back in the box! And I call Android 18!!
Kagome does as she's ordered and Android 18 -18 from now on- popped out! 0.o...
Happosai: Yes... I would like to have that box...
Both old men get really horny... blood is spewing out of their noses... 0.o...
Shinko: ALL RIGHT! (she digs into her bag to find it missing) WHO TOOK THE GIRL BOX?
Spicy: Hide it hide it hide it!
Ariyah Chan: Shinko!!! Your brother has it!!
Shinko: Do whatever you can to get it from him if you want to go on this trip!
All of the girls start to do what they can to take the box and all of the men try to hide the box.
Kalitra: RYOU!! You can't... I thought... I want to stay together forever...
Bakura: I know... but... I just want to go and take all of the cool outfits from them and give them to you!
Spicy: So we can see what's underneath!
All the men laugh with pleasure as the girls really start to kick @$$.
Kris and Vincent didn't really fight in with the rest.
Kris: What do you think we should do with the box?
Vincent: I'll help the girls get it if I can go back in time to save Lurcretia from Hojo.
Kris: I have a reasonable solution! Everyone gets to do what they want in time. Everyone gets one choice. THAT'S IT MIND YOU. One per couple here, and if you are chained together, then that is a couple.
Shinko: I'm sorry, Master Roshi, Happosai... but THEY NEED TO HURRY OR THE TRIP IS CANCELED!!
All of the people on the bus: ALL RIGHT HERE!
It lands on Seto's head somehow... and he hands it to Happosai. The old men walk of and start to laugh like they are drunk to death.
Metabee: Well, I guess it was for the better.
Spicy: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!
Everyone somehow manages to get off the bus, some taking the holes created by InuYasha previously. Then they all get to fit in the Epoch.
Shinko: All right, who knows how to drive this thing?
Seto: You forgot to get a driver didn't you?
Shinko nods and the rest of the company does a facefall. THUMP!
There is a scream in the background.
"DUO!!! WHERE ARE YOU?"
A girl shows up and smiles. "Hi, my name is Jo. I lost my Duo have you seen him?"
Everyone shakes their heads no.
Jo: That's okay. I'm going to search for my Duo! (She runs off really fast)
Then Duo pops up inside the Epoch.
Duo: Huff... huff... heave... huff... hello.
Shinko: There was a girl looking for you.
Duo: I know. Man why can't these fangirls leave me alone?
Seto: She's coming back.
Jo is approaching very fast. "HELLO MY DUO!!"
Duo: Why can't you leave me alone? Start this thing start it start it now!!!
Shinko: Is there a glove compartment...? There might be a guide book so I can learn how...
Everyone sweatdrops.
Jo: Can I come with you? PLUEASEEE?
Shinko: Should we guys?
Vincent: Let her in so we can hurry up and go.
Shinko: But I dunno how!
Seto: Well, let's see...(he starts to beat on the dash board until a book pops out entitled "HOW TO DRIVE THE EPOCH IN FIFTY MILLION LESSONS!!") here!
Shinko (looks at the title): But... fifty million lessons?
Seto: Let's condense them all to two!
Shinko: okay
So now they are working on learning how to drive the Epoch. What kind of craziness will ensue now??? What do you guys want to mess up in time? TELL US!