Author's Note-
Here are the votes so far:
Mina/ Duo- 11
Mina/ Quatre- 2
Ami/ Quatre- 8
Ami/ Trowa- 3
Mako/ Trowa- 9
Mako/ Duo- 3
Mako/ Quatre- 2
Rei/ Wufei- 11
Setsuna/ Milliardo- 7
REMINDER: The votings will close once I update the next chapter!
Disclaimer- Me no own Gundam Wing or Bishoujo Senshi Sera Muun. I wish I did
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Chapter 4- Eh? There's Too Many Crazy People These Days.
An SD Duo quickly pried through the large crowd that was gathered at the entrance of the shuttle door, jumped out from it.
"Free at last!" Duo cried out, stopped and quickly turned his head left and right. Satisfied he put on a large grin and put his hands behind his head and turned towards the rest who were coming out except for Wufei who was *ahem* still in the bathroom.
"Oi! So far so good! Rele-" Duo stopped short when everybody's worst nightmare came true. The mating call of the banshee cried out its horrible screech.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Everybody that was in a ten mile radius instantly put their hands to their ears.
"Oh Kami-sama my ears! MY EARS!!" "Help me! I think I'm deaf!" and "Keep the noise down you dang kids!" Were some of the reaction that came from the people.
"Spoke too soon." Duo sighed.
A pink blur could be seen making its way through they huge crowd while knocking down whoever was in its path to its destination. The 'Thing' latched its vice like grip around Heero's neck.
"Oh Heero! I missed you sooo much. Why did you have to leave me like that? But I'm happy now that you're here to protect me from those evil people that want me dead." Relena cooed. (Tsuki- Maybe it's because they can't stand someone who is as baka as you are and that you're an annoying *bleep*)
"Hnn." Heero grunted in disgust and he tried to pull away from her death grip. She was cutting off his damn circulation! Not to mention it looked like she was trying to break his neck instead of hugging him. Just when he thought that her grip on him was hard, she squeezed him even more harder than before.
"Geez, stop hugging him already,{if you call that a hug, heh, more like a way to kill someone*snicker*}, he's turning blue ya know. Pretty soon he's gonna be dead if don't let him breathe some air." Duo said unenthusiastically.
"Umm... Miss Relena, Duo's right and he's starting to turn purple now." said Quatre.
Relena looked at them dumbly before she looked at Heero and saw that he was indeed, starting to turn purple. She let go immediately and latched herself around his arm.
Heero almost breathe a sigh of relief but he stopped when he realized what he was doing and that Relena was hanging all over his arm. Which was another thing to deal with because now she was cutting off the circulation to his arm and that it was between her breasts. (Tsuki- *shudders* I have to say that is scary.)
Relena looked at the boys then blinked.
"Where's Wufei? Didn't he come with you?"
As if her words were jinxed, Wufei came out of the plane running towards the group with his katana unsheathed and one mission was in his mind: Kill Duo.
"Maxwell! Shine!!" Wufei cried out and he jumped a few feet in the air, his katana raised above his head. It came down slicing through air, only missing Duo's braid by a millimeter.
"Eep!" Duo cried out and he ran to hide behind Quatre for protection.
"Maxwell, stop cowering behind Quatre and come out and face me like a man. Then I can make your death quick and painful for whatever you did to me." Wufei growled
Duo poked his head out from behind Quatre with a wide grin in his face.
"Aww c'mon Wu-man, it was only a joke, I swear!"
Wufei's face turned a bright red as he tried to control his rage. Now, if you look a lot closer, you can actually see the smoke coming out from Wufei's ears and some bits of fire (though hardly noticeable) coming out from his nose like what a dragon would when they were about to unleash their fury.
"MY NAME IS WUFEI! W-U-F-E-I!! Not WU-MAN braided-baka!"
"Okie-dokie, whatever you say Wu-man."
"Arrgh! Shine!" Wufei yelled out his battle cry and charged at Duo. Duo let out another 'Eep!' and then the infamous cat and mouse game started again once more.
To make the story short this is how it went.
See Duo, See Duo run. See Wufei chase the braided one all over the place. See the people look at the pair wide eyed and move away before the raged Wufei gets them with his very sharp sword. See the fox outsmart the dragon until he sneezes from his dust covered hiding spot in the vents. Run Duo run for your life before Wufei cuts your braid or worse, kills you! Alright you lost him... no you didn't. RUN! NO WAIT!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT...*Crash* *Smack* ...person......
"Itaiiiii..." Both Duo and the person he knocked down said who both were swirly eyed from the head on collision.
Then a strong pair of hands grabbed Duo around his collar an lift him up with such a force that he thought that it to be inhuman. The man growled angrily at Duo while glaring at him that made Heero's death glare look like a kawaii puppy. To his right he saw a tall brunette glaring at him while cracking her knuckles. To his left he saw a raven-haired beauty also glaring at him. If looks could kill Duo would have been fried over more than a thousand times now. Duo visibly gulped.
"If koneko is seriously hurt from that then I WILL make sure that I give you one Hell of a beating." the man said angrily through clenched teeth.
"Haruka! Stop it, you're scaring the poor boy." the aquamarine haired women said to her lover when she saw Duo shaking a little.
"But Michi! He--" Haruka gulped when she saw her partner glaring daggers at her. Haruka hesitantly let Duo go and he breathe a sigh of relief.
'Thank you Shinigami.' Duo thought with relief.
A moan escaped from the fallen persons lips then immediately all four people ran up the fallen person to help her up.
"Daijoubu minna." She said.
"Are you sure Usagi-chan. that bump on your head looks really nasty." The tall brunette said with concern written on her face.
"Hai! I'm sure that it'll heal in a few days." Usagi said.
"Gee odango, maybe if you watched out then maybe you would've avoided this situation." the raven-haired said teasingly.
Usagi stuck out her tongue.
"Oh yeah Pyro? Well at least I'm not as klutzy anymore than before while you still have that temper of yours."
"So what if gravity is a little kinder to you now. It still doesn't mean that you're not still a klutz. And I don't have a temper!" The infamous raspberry war broke out between the two and the others watched.
Duo scouted over to Makoto.
"Pst! Do they do this often?' He whispered to her.
"Hai. You would think that Rei would stop getting on Usagi's cases." Makoto sighed.
"By the way, would you like to--"
Duo was cut off when he heard Wufei's battle cry.
"Um.... nice meeting you girls... and guy. But I really have to go now. Bye!" With that Duo ran from them with Wufei hot on his heels.
The girls looked at his running figure and sweatdropped.
"Well that guy was weird. Even though he is kawaii, ne?" Usagi said.
"Yeah, he did sort of look like--"
"We know, we know, your old sempai." The girls exasperated.
Makoto looked at them confused. "How did you know what I was going to say?"
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"Hee-man! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!" Duo cried out and he ran towards the boy. Only to be met with a barrel to his face and a clicking of the safety.
"Hn." Heero grunted.
"Eh heh, heh. You wouldn't really shoot me. I know you love me, ne?" Duo said.
"Hn." Heero pulled the trigger only missing Duo's braid by .00005 millimeters and the bullet sped towards Wufei's katana, knocking it out of his hand before it embedded itself into a nearby wall.
"What was that for Yui!?" Wufei cried out before taking his precious katana and holding it for awhile before sheathing it back.
Duo cradled his braid in his arms and looked at Heero with tears in his eyes.
"How could you! you almost took my braid off!" Duo sniffed.
"Duo if you value your life I'd advise you to shut up." Heero said in monotone.
"Aww poor Heero is feeling down. I know how to cheer my baby up!" Relena said and she took his arm once more and led him to the ugly pink limo that was waiting outside.
"Man I feel sorry for poor Hee-man, with Relena hanging all over him." Duo shuddered. "I'm glad it's not me that she stalks! And if anyone were too I'd rather prefer a sexy babe than her." Duo said with a goofy grin on his face.
"Braided-baka. Why would anyone want to stalk you?" Wufei said.
"I mean come on! No one can resist my charms and outgoing looks." Duo said.
Quatre and Trowa said nothing and the foursome followed Heero and Relena outside and they got into Relena's limo. It drove them all to the Peace convention. Once inside the boys took their positions as Relena went inside the room where the meeting was held. The people in the room all stood up once she graced them with her presence. (Tsuki- Pht! Yeah right! More like disgusted them.)
"Hello Miss Relena, I trust that things will go well today?" the Senator from the Earth said.
"Yes, I'm sure it shall." Relena said and she sat down at the end of the table along with the rest.
"Now the first issue is--"
A crash came through the window and everybody ducked under the table to avoid getting hit by the sharp glass shards. Upon hearing the noise the G-boys came inside, their guns cocked and ready to shoot. What they saw surprised them. It looked like some kind of humanoid monster that was crossed with a bug. It had ugly puke green skin(*cough*Mamo-baka'sjacket*cough*) and wore a skanky looking outfit.
"I want the Sailor senshi! Where are they!!" It yelled in its voice that was low as a mans.
"Eh? The Sailor who?" Duo said with a confused look on his face.
"Heero! Save me!" Relena yelled in terror and lunged towards Heero so that she could cling to his arm. Fortunately Heero moved out of the way and Relena fell flat on her ugly face.
Heero glared at the youma and took several shots at it. The bullets bounced harmlessly off the youma and it turned to look at the boys for the first time.
"Heh, pathetic humans! Did you really think that your weapons can defeat me?" It said.
"No but I think that we can." a voice rang out from nowhere.
The bug-like monster looked around for the source. Fear evident on its face.
"W-who are you!? Show yourself!"
The curtains that lead to one of the balconies flew in the wind and as it covered the window, five silhouettes appeared making one think that they were spirits. The wind dies down allowing to let the people see who were behind the material. It appeared to be five young girls in fukus and short miniskirts. The designs for them were all the same (Layered mini skirts and bubble-like sleeves), except for one which had an extra accessory on it, and each had different color. The one in the middle had colors of pink, yellow, and blue and had wings on her back unlike the others. She was obviously the leader. The one standing to her right had blue and ice blue on her fuku. To her left was a girl had red and purple on her fuku. To her far right was a girl with orange and yellow on her fuku and the one to her far left had green and pink on her fuku. (Tsuki- Heh, talk about drama.)
"We are the Sailor senshi! How dare you attack innocent people when they are trying to have a meeting that will uphold peace. In the name of the Moon..."
"...In the name of Mercury..."
"... I for Mars..."
"...And I for Jupiter..."
"...And in the name of Venus..."
"We will punish you!!" The silhouettes said.
Everyone in the room except for Heero and Wufei sweatdropped.
The monster sweatdropped at the speech. "Eh? I knew that you did bad speeches but I never knew that they were THIS horrible."
"OI! Our speeches are not corny!" The girl in the middle fumed.
"Well actually I think I'd have to agree with the youma this time." a girl in red said.
The odango'ed blonde whirled at the other girl.
"Who asked you Mars!"
"Hoo boy, here we go again." Jupiter said she the two bickered about and Mercury, as usual tried to break them apart.
"Whatever. Now that you're here I'll be able to finish you off!" The youma let out a battle cry and lunged out to attack. The senshi jumped out of the way before any harm could be done to them. (Tsuki- Gomen if I don't the battle scene very well, I stink at writing things like that.)
"Venus...Love and Beauty Shock!"
"Jupiter... Oak Evolution!"
"Mars...Flame Sniper!"
"Mercury... Aqua Rapsody!"
All four attacks hit the youma head on and it screamed in pain.
"Sailor Moon now!" Mercury yelled.
"Okay! Silver Honeymoon Crystal Power Kiss!" A flurry of light and feathers hit the youma and it screamed out 'I'll get you! This isn't the end of meeee!' before it was turned into nothing like all the other youma before it.
"Moon dusted!" Moon cried in triumph.
Sailor Moon stiffened when a cold hard metal was pressed to the back of her head.
She slowly turned around and saw that it was the same boy she saw at the airport this morning. She looked into his eyes and saw that they narrowed at her into a glare.
"Who are you and who do you work for?" The boy said in the most emotionless voice that she had ever heard in her entire life.
"Sailor Moon!" The other senshi cried out in distress at seeing their leader and princess being held at gunshot.
Seeing that the girl wasn't going to answer anytime soon Heero clicked the safety off his gun.
"I said who are you and who do you work for?" Heero said again with a bit of annoyance in his voice though hardly detectable.
Sailor Moon gulped yet stayed calm.
"We're the Sailor Senshi and we don't work for anyone." Sailor Moon said, taking on a the same voice as the boy which seemed to surprise her and the rest of the senshi. She turned her head to girl in blue hair and nodded. Mercury understood what she meant and gathered energy to her hands so that she can call off her attack.
"Shabon Spray!" A blast of bubbles came out from Mercury's outstretched hands and filled the whole room with a thick fog.
Heero cursed himself when he lost site of the girl. When the fog disappeared, the strange girls were gone.
"Talk about some very weird but hot babes." Duo said.
"Maxwell, how can you think of girls at a time like this? I can't believe that those weak onnas were wearing skirts that short. It's injustice." Wufei scowled in disgust.
Duo who practically had hearts in his eye and drool coming out from the corner of his mouth, snapped out at looked at Wufei with a wide grin.
"Whoa! Wufei was checking out the girls butts!" Duo said surprised. Wufei nosebleed and quickly stopped it.
"I was not Maxwell! INJUSTICE!!" Wufei yelled and saw red as Duo pranced around the room and chanting in a sing-song voice 'Wufei's a pervert. Wufei's a pervert.'. Wufei unsheathed his katana once more and then the cat and mouse chase started once again. Everyone in the room except for Trowa and Heero sweatdropped as they watched the pair. Nobody ever saw a figure quietly sneak out of the room and leave a note before going out.
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Meanwhile on top of the Peace Convention's roof...
The five girls in fukus stared down through the window of the room they were just in before. A flash surrounded them and when it disappeared the girl were in normal street clothes.
"Usagi-chan, daijoubu?" The shy one of the group asked the odango haired-girl who was currently staring off in space with a bothered look on her porcelain face.
Usagi snapped out and looked at the blue haired girl with a small smile on her face.
"Hai, daijoubu minna." Usagi said.
"Are you sure Usagi? I mean it's not everyday that you're being held at gunpoint here." Rei said but inside she was deeply concerned about her best friend. "And what's with that attitude you just pulled back there at the boy?"
"Yeah I know, it almost seems like that you were like him." Mnako said.
"I....I don't know....." Usagi said quietly and confused about the event.
"C'mon, let's go back to our hotel. Remember that we have to go to the Cinq kingdom tomorrow and protect the princess. I'll make you your favorite dinner." Makoto said.
"Honto ni! Arigatou Mako-chan!" Usagi cried out happily and hugged the taller girl.
"Why did Setsuna make us protect that girl. I mean she is sooooo annoying and not to mention that her taste in fashion is a total blah!" Minako said and held her nose with on hand and made a disgusted face to prove her point.
"Don't ask me ask, ask her since she's the only one who knows why we have to protect the goddamn pacifist princess." Rei grumbled.
The girls walked to the staircase without exchanging anymore words about their mission.
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Author's Note- I know that many people have been asking about if Usagi lost her memory and if Mamoru betrayed her and such. Well I'm just going to say........ *in a sing-song voice* I'm not going to tell cuz you're going to have to decided for yourselves what happened to Usagi. There's going to be lots of twists in the plot to keep you guessing. I'm evil aren't I? Ahh, the power of being and author. =} But there will be Relena bashing.....maybe even Mamoru bashing if I decide for him to make an appearance. ^_~ You'll just have to wait and see.
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