Chapter 5 - Winner take All - In which everyone gets in a bit of trouble...



Mobius sat in his time chamber (bedroom) watching Raziel walk back. He'd waited an hour for the bus but it hadn't arrived so he had left on foot. The bus passed Raziel 1 minute later, causing the poor guy to shout and scream with rage.





Kain had hunted the Sarafan Lord down. Oh now the son of a bitch would have hell to pay. The Sarafan Lord was staying in a small bed and breakfast, since hunting down vampires for a living didn't really pay very well. Kain barged on in.

"Where's the Sarafan bastard!?" he asked the man at the desk.

"Upstairs in his room," said the man at the desk, who really didn't need this right now. Kain murdered him anyway, just for fun, then went upstairs. He opened the door and jumped through.

"Ha! Got you now!"

The Sarafan Lord turned around.

"What are you talking about? I killed you last time with no problems whatsoever. I still have the Soul Reaver, you don't have the Nexus stone, you don't really have a chance."

"Ah, yeah... made a slightly premature move coming here then, didn't I? Oops."

The Sarafan Lord beheaded Kain then burned his body so that THIS time Kain would not return.



Mobius cackled as he watched Kain's demise. Finally the vampire was gone. All he had to do know was kill Vorador and Umah and the vampires would be gone. He couldn't have realised that Vorador could re-grow his head the way he had. He wouldn't make that mistake again, oh no.





Vorador cursed as the Sarafan broke down his door and killed him. He knew he should have gotten rid of those green globes that led right up to where he lived.





Umah sat waiting for Kain when she was suddenly turned into dust by a freak bolt of lightning. Still, no great loss.





Janos flew in to Blood Omen Street. He already knew he was too late. Mobius had already killed Vorador and Kain. He rushed to Mobius' home. Now he was the last hope of the planet. After breaking down the door he rushed up to the time chamber (bedroom) to confront Mobius.

"I've been expecting you, Janos," said Mobius.

"I was expecting you were expecting me," said Janos. "Now I will kill you."

"Couldn't you just let me go? I'm very sorry for what I did."

"Well, if you're sorry, then sure I'll let you go."

Janos moved in to hug Mobius and as he did the time-streamer plunged a stake into his heart.

"HA HA HA, you fool! Now all the vampires are dead and my plan is complete!"

Suddenly, Angel from Buffy and well, Angel appeared.

"No, not all the vampires. None of the LOK cast could stop you, but I can!"

Before he could strike Angel was turned to dust. Buffy stepped forward.

"I never did like you. Mobius is the only man for me!" she said.

Then the sky opened up. Killing all the vampires had somehow enabled the Hylden to return. Mobius began dancing and celebrating before making love to Buffy.

"I won!" said Mobius.

Blood Omen Street was destroyed by the Hylden who had now returned to reclaim the earth. Mobius had a big party and declared himself "King of the World."

Raziel arrived back to see a mass of destruction everywhere.

"Well, did I miss anything?" he asked.