We Are Not Of This World DISCLAIMERS: No we don't own Gundam! So don't sue! If you noticed that I said "we" that's cuz I have a co-author for this fic. Thanx for the help Nanashi Senshi No Hikari! Sorry if teh profile looks weird. I dunno how to keep them together without spaces.

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Original Character Profile

Takira Zanichiwa

Sex: Female

Age: 15

Eye Color: Ice blue

Hair Color: Light brown

Height: 5' 4

Weight: 107 lb.

State: California

Gundam Name: OceanBlaze



Hozumi Tsuikonu

Age: 21

Sex: Male

Hair Color: Jet black

Eye Color: Ocean blue

Height: 5' 6

Weight: 117 lb.

State: Texas

Gundam Name: Grieving Shadow

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"Hey! Hozumi's on! Finally!" Click.

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GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: wuss up?

NanashiAnatsusha: nuthin much, just sharpenin my katana

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: koo

NanashiAnatsusha: what r u doin?

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: listening to sum music and looking at a gundam site

NanashiAnatsusha: i'm putting my model together in between sharpening my sword

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: u and ur sword

NanashiAnatsusha: aw, so what? it'll come in handy one day, mark my words

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: psh, i mock ur words shaksphere, or however the hell u spell it

NanashiAnatsusha: Ahem,it is *Shakespeare* ,and go on ahead and mock, but when u r defenseless in some..err.. bad situation, you'll wish u hadn't!

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: uh huh, suuuuuuuuure

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: until that day cums, i'll keep mocking ya

NanashiAnatsusha: well, i hope it comes soon, so I can start mockin u

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: wateva

NanashiAnatsusha: "wateva" is ur whole attitude on life, anywayz, anything else interesting happenin over there?

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: nope, cept i might go join a gang fight soon

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: round 7 or sumthin

NanashiAnatsusha: those gang things r bad news, I wish I was dere though, never seen one

NanashiAnatsusha: well, sometimes, I hear people get killed, why would you wanna be in one of those things, I've never been to one cause my neightborhood is real quiet.......

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: iz that supposed 2 scare me?

NanashiAnatsusha: well, not really, I am just worried, thats all, u know me, I am always worried, heh

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: look, jus cuz ur cuzin got hurt in one doesnt mean i will

NanashiAnatsusha: well, u never know, you really shouldn't risk it, his ribs are still healing from dat u know........

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: hope he feelz better soon

NanashiAnatsusha: yeah, I hope so too, he iz trying to get into dat real fancy college and he needs dat basketball scholarship to get in you know.......

NanashiAnatsusha: and without his arm...........

*beop* (no one sends any messages for bout 20 seconds)

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: ey, u there?

NanashiAnatsusha: yeah, I just think I heard something, maybe iz just the coffee dis morning..........

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: wat? no way

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: i heard sumthin jus now too!

NanashiAnatsusha: really? maybe iz just a coincidence........

*beop*

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: i jus heard it again!

NanashiAnatsusha: Uhhhh, not possible, there it goes again!

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: iz it jus me

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: or iz it gettin louder?

*BEEP* *BEEP*

NanashiAnatsusha: Errrr, I dun like dis.........

GaNgStAcHiK gYeA: me neither

NanashiAnatsusha: wth

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Takira screamed was never heard for a black void had opened in front of her and swallowed her up. There was no sign of anyone there except the computer, which had remained on and showed the last conversation Takira had.

Takira was barely unconcious when she landed on cold hard metal. She struggled to open her eyes as light came pouring in from a hatch. A silhouetted figure blocked out the light as he approached her. A taller figure followed.

"There's a body in here," the first figure said. He looked more closely at Takira. His eyes widened in shock. "It's a girl!" The second figure went over to them and Takira's blue eyes met dark green ones.

"She's barely concious," he said. Takira felt herself being lifted. The figure grunted under her weight. "We'll take her to the safe house to see if she's okay." The first figure nodded. The last thing Takira remembered as being taken somewhere before darkness claimed her.

Takira groaned as her eyes slowly opened. "She's awake," someone said.

"Where am I?" Takira asked groggily. Her hands went instantly to her pockets of her army pants (or camouflage pants) without thinking. Her weapons had been removed.

"Are you okay miss?" the voice asked. That sounded like Quatre in Gundam WIng, Takira thought. Wait a minute... Takira quickly sat up and stared at the young man sitting on a chair next to her. Her mouth fell open.

"Quatre?" she said in disbelief. Now it was his turn to be open mouthed.

"How did you know my name?" he asked. Takira blinked and looked beside her and saw Trowa. Eep! Takira forced herself to look at Quatre and answer his question. It wasn't much of an answer.

"I know all of you," she said simply. "You, Trowa, Duo, Wufei, and Heero." Quatre's eyes widened.

"And how is it you know all of this?" a deep voice questioned from the doorway. They all turned to see Heero with a gun pointed in Takira's direction. Takira sighed.

"Put the gun away Heero. I ain't that dangerous," she said with smile. He raised an eyeborow.

"You speak a little strange," Quatre commented. He thought a moment. "American?" Takira nodded.

"Asian American." Quatre nodded. Duo then came in. He smiled when he saw her awake.

"So, finally awake?" he asked flirtatiously. Takira smiled evilly.

"Don't let Hilde hear you flirting, Duo," she said innocently. Duo's smiled disappeared in shock.

"How did you...?" he was unable to complete his question. Quatre laughed. Duo scowled. Wufei then joined them in the room.

"Onna's awake?" he asked.

"Yes, I am. And I prefer you use English instead of Japanese, Wufei. I can understand Japanese very well, but I prefer English," Takira said. Wufei stared at her as if she was crazy. Takira sighed. "Will you guys stop doing that? I've been getting weird looks all day." Wufei seemed to shake off the trance of confusion from his head. He scowled at her.

"By the way, I am Takira," she informed. Quatre and Duo nodded as the others didn't show any acknowledgements.

"Well, the other person is starting to wake up," he informed his comrades.

"Another person?" Takira asked. The others turned to leave her room. Takira dimly remembered that her friend had heard the same sound at the same moment she did. Takira quickly threw off the covers and followed them out the door.

She found a man about the age of twenty one, lying in another bed. He looked as if he had just woken up. She observed him before asking," Hozumi?" He turned to stared at her for a moment. He then nodded.

"Takira?" he asked. She nodded in response. He eyed the other boys warily. He turned his gaze back to her, eyes asking. She nodded as the boys watched their silent conversation. Hozumi sighed. He felt his pockets of his trench coat and felt nothing. He gave a death glare to Gundam boys.

"I'd like my weapons back if you please," he said cooly. Takira was then reminded of her own weapons.

"And mine if you please," she added.

"Don't think so. We need to know why you're here and what those weapons are for," Duo said. Takira slammed her palm to her forehead with a groan.

"You better return his katana before something bad happens," she warned. "He's never without it."

"That's too bad," Duo said. Takira turned to see flames burning in his eyes as Hozumi jumped out of the bed and lunged at Duo.

"Where's my katana!?" he demanded. He had Duo on the ground with his arm to his back. Hozumi had his elbows at Duo's back.

"Ow! That hurts!" Duo shouted. Heero had his gun back out and pointed it at Hozumi. Takira saw this and swiftly removed the gun from Heero. He had no time to react as she knocked him down and took the gun.

"Tsk tsk. Never let your guard down Heero," she said. "Usually, I wouldn't care if you pulled out a gun on someone, but I'm afraid I can't allow you to shoot him," Takira said gesturing to Hozumi. He and Duo were at each others throat at that time.

Takira sighed and plucked Hozumi from the fight and shoved him onto the bed. "Enough fighting." He glared at her, but she shrugged. "Twenty one years old and still an idiot," she muttered to herself. Hozumi had heard her remark and gave an even deadlier glare. Takira was apparently unfazed.

She tossed the gun back to Heero and leaned against the wall. "As I said before, he is never without his katana." Wufei nodded and returned the katana to Hozumi. He understood the need for a katana. Hozumi grabbed at his katana and rubbed it muttering something about hurting his poor baby. Takira rolled her eyes.

"If you don't mind, I'd like my weapons back as well," she said coldly.

"How do we know you aren't going to try anything?" Duo asked suspiciously. Takira sighed again.

"Well, if I had wanted to harm you, I would've used the gun I took from Heero," she said with a smirk. She was rewarded with Heero's famous Death Glare that didn't do much.

Trowa nodded and threw her her weapons, which were two daggers, two uzi's (Co A/N: It's a gun), and a slim samurai sword with a strap on it's sheath. Quatre eyed her weapons with curiosity.

"What were you doing with all those weapons?" he asked.

"Well, I was going to join a gang fight before I was brought here," Takira said.

"A gang fight with a sword?" Duo asked incrediously. He knew how gang fights in America went. Takira shrugged.

"Well, there are mostly Asians fighting, so I thought, why not use something traditional?" she said with a smile.

"I'd like the rest of my weapons back too if you don't mind," Hozumi said. Trowa handed him his three-piece sniper, which Hozumi placed back in his trench coat.

"So what are we going to do now?" Takira asked. Hozumi shrugged.

"How about telling us how you got here." It wasn't a request. Takira looked warily at Heero and nodded. She sat on the floor and leaned against the wall.

"Well, first of all, we aren't from this world," she said. The Gundam boys looked at her strangely, but she ignored their looks and continued with her explanation. "In our world, you boys are one of the most popular anime shows. That's how I knew all of you."

"T.V. show?" Duo asked. He smiled. "Cool!"

"Yup, you even have a fan club. Many in fact," Takira said with amusement. "All of you do."

"And which one do you fit into?" Duo asked. Takira blinked.

"None. I have no favorites," she said.

"Liar," Hozumi muttered. Takira threw him and icy Death Glare and he backed off.

"Shut up unless you want me to reveal what fan club you go into," she threatened. It wasn't much, but it was enough.

"Okay, okay. Sheesh."

"Okay. Now what do we do?" Takira asked. "We have no idea how to get back home, and my muscles are getting cramped from not doing anything."

"How did you get here?" Quatre asked.

"A black void appeared in front of me and I was sucked in. I was chatting with this fool online when it happened," she said motioning to Hozumi.

"Same thing happened to me," he said. "What I don't know, is how we ended up here in the safe house. Did we just land in bed or something?"

"I don't think so. I felt cold metal before I blacked out," Takira said. The boys looked at each other.

"You were found in Gundams," Wufei said. "We brought you here." Takira and Hozumi nodded.

"Okay, now that we know that, what will we be doing? We have no place to go or stay," Hozumi said.

"Well, you could probably stay here at the safe house with us," Quatre offered.

"Really?" Takira asked, perking up. Quatre nodded. "Thank you!" She jumped up and hugged him. Quatre blushed at her reaction.

"Wait a minute! We can't let them stay here with us," Wufei protested.

"Why not? We have extra room," Duo said. "Besides, we could use more help. They were found in Gundams, they cam probably pilot them."

"We don't know for sure," Heero stated. They turned to stare at Takira and Hozumi.

"Don't look at me. I dunno if I can pilot it, but if we were brought here and found in Gundams, we probably can," Takira said thoughtfully.

"Who knows," Hozumi said with a shrug.

"So, can we stay?" Takira asked. Heero hesitated a moment before nodding his reply. Wufei looked angry, but did not argue. Trowa was silent.

"Well, you can have the rooms you slept in," Quatre said happily.Takira smiled, but it quickly turned into a frown.

"What about clothes?" she said. Quatre smiled reasurringly.

"Don't worry, you can borrow money from me," he said. Takira nodded her thanks.

"So when do we go get some new clothes?" *sweatdrop*

"I thought you didn't like shopping," Hozumi stated.

"I don't, but it's getting dark soon so I'm gonna need clothes to waer to sleep," Takira said.

"Good point," Hozumi said. Takira rolled her eyes.

"I suppose we could go now," Quatre said uncertainly.

"Really? Thanks Quatre!" Takira exclaimed. She ran out the door. "Hey, coo!" they could hear her say from outside. They went to see what she was talking about.

"Who's is this? Can I ride it?" Takira asked, pointing to a motorcycle in the driveway.

"That's Trowa's," Duo said.

"Oh. Can I ride it? Or do you have another one I could use?" she asked.

"We have another one that no one uses in the garage," Duo said. Takira raised an eyebrow suspiciously. "No, it isn't wrecked or anything." Takira nodded. She and Duo went to get the motorcycle out of the garage as the others debated on who would go and in what. They decided that Quatre and Hozumi would take the car. Duo would go on his motorcycle and the rest stayed home.

"Ready to go?" Quatre asked.

"Lead the way," Takira answered. They drove to the mall and got everything they needed. They arrived shortly back at the safe house.

"Wow, that was a lot faster than I thought it'd be," Duo commented.

"Well, unlike them bitchy preppy girls, I don't take very long. I don't like shopping and when I do shop, I only opick out what's comfortable," Takira said, making it sound like a fact that everyone knew. Duo nodded.

"Okay, I'm gonna take a shower, so who's gonna make dinner?" Takira asked. "If there aren't any volunteers, I'll make it." Quatre shook his head.

"It's alright, I'll make dinner," he said.

"Well, alright, but I'm gonna help out after I shower okay?" Quatre nodded in response as Takira left to take a shower. That night was peaceful and quiet, compared to what happened in the morning.

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The next morning...

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Duo sneeked off to the bathroom. There were only two, so he usually claimed one before everyone else. He took so long that the others would try to wake up early to get a bathroom, but ended up using the other one after the other person.

Duo reached the bathroom and heard a noise inside. He blinked. Had someone gotten it before him? He was about to knock when someone spoke from inside.

"I know you're there Duo. I know how long you take so I decided to take my time and claim this bathroom first. Hope you don't mind," came Takira's voice. Duo stared at the closed door in horror.

"NOOOOOOO!!!"

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Co-Author: Aw, why do I have to be the dumb one?

Author: Well, you fit the job description perfectly, so that's your part. You don't need to act that much anyways *hehehehe*

Co-Author: What did you say?

Author: Nothing *innocent*

Co-Author: What did you say?

Author: I told you, nothing. Now hurry up with the next chapter. Can't expect me to do all the work

Hehehehehe, sorry Duo. The next chapter, I'll be the Co- Author and my friend will be the Author! ^_^ You better make it good Hozumi!