Here's a little bit of humour, action/adventure and a ting bit of romance. I have decided to have some fun with Miss Peacecraft. What if she suddenly decided that she was no longer going to be a sweet little girl on holiday? What if she is rather aggressive? What if her clothes become rather kinky suit with bitch boots? What if Relena decides to go and rescue her love from danger? What if…?
The is for BOTH anti-Relena lovers ('cause it isn't the "normal" Relena) and Relena lovers ('cause the main character is Relena, ignore the title of first chapter though, it isn't mean nastily.) Well, here's what I think would be a little amusing to think. This Relena is just class!
I thought it would be a little change from the heavy going "Broken" fanfic.
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Gundam Wing!
Japanese references at the end of chapter.
Please laugh and enjoy!
Chapter 1: I AM the Peacecraft Bitch
Relena finished her paperwork. "Fucking hell!" she swears loudly, "I need a break!" A voice told her that her mood was not the best today; not that she needs telling.
She walks out into the corridor and headed downstairs. Maybe she'll go and find Heero; her heart softens at the thought of him. As she walks down the stairs, Milliado was coming the other end. She rolled her eyes; most of the time she can stick him no problem, just sometimes...
"How's my little sister this evening?" said Milliado. Relena smiled sweetly and bats her eyelashes; her dark eyes twinkled with an odd light. Inside she is screaming, "don't call me that!"
"We plan going to a colony for a small break, I think you'll need it. Would my dear sister like that?" he said looking lovingly at her.
She smiled back, "yes I would like it very much, thank you." Inside her the phrase "Omae o korosu" was floating around, she was actually shouting, "call me one that more time and I think I'll tell you to go and fuck it!" He pats her on the head as he walks past. (Much to her annoyance!)
"Why do they always do that?" she growled to herself.
Relena met Noin just before she went out. She sighed in relieve. Noin was on of the very few people that don't treat her like a bloody little girl.
"Relena, how are you?" smiled Noin.
"Tired," she replied with a sigh.
"Don't worry you're on a break very soon anyway," She put a hand on Relena's shoulder reassuringly.
"Oh do you know where I'll find Lady Une?" asked Relena.
"She's probably at the HQ for the pilots, because I think they have a new mission soon," said Noin as-a- matter-of-factly.
"Thanks," Relena replied and went.
"Lady Une?" said Relena coming in smiling.
"Hey, Miss Relena, how can I help you?" replied Une.
"I was wondering where Heero was," said Relena.
"Oh, he's a little busy, because there seems to be a disturbance on one of the colonies. We've heard rumours that some Anti-World Nation thing has set up there and we might want the pilots to go and check it out. I think all the pilots are needed this time. It's a pretty big mission," said Une.
"Can I see him before he goes?" asked Relena politely.
"Yes, I'm sure Heero can spare sometime. Don't worry Miss Relena, I think the pilots can handle it, but I can't lie to you Relena, it is going to be very tough. They've kept it quiet so well," frowned Une. Relena nodded a reply.
She knocked on the door of the data room. As she walked in she saw only 2 pilots were there: Wufei and Duo.
"Onna just walked in," said Wufei rather patronisingly. Relena pursed her lips. She refused to spoil her mood for Heero.
"Looking for Heero Lena?" chuckled Duo. "Or the other two. Heero will be back soon and Quartre and Trowa…well…they are kindda…busy shall we say in their room." He burst out laughing. Wufei snorted disapprovingly. Relena just smiled.
"Relena?" came Heero's cold voice behind her. "What are you doing in here?"
"Heero! Came to find you," replied Relena.
"Hn," said Heero. "As usual!" thought Relena. "I hardly ever get a human response out of that guy! I do wish he'd stop grunting at me every three lines! Oh well, I might as well put up with it!"
She took him out with Duo shouting "I won't disturb your bedroom for the next three hours!" as the door closed behind them. Relena blushed furiously.
Relena talked to Heero briefly with exchange of heart moving words. Heero managed not to grunt every three sentences. Relena had to go very soon.
"You'll take care won't you?" said Relena worryingly.
"I'll come back. Don't I always?"
"Kudasai."
"Aishitheiru…"
"Kore kara zutto... itsumademo"
They parted with a passionate kiss.
Heero walked back into the data room.
"You were quick!" exclaimed Duo, "not as passionate as Trowa and Quartre heh? Or didn't you do it properly?"
"I thought Pocky would shut you up for a while!" replied Heero without feelingly.
"Wu-man, want a race?" Duo carried on, sucking the chocolate off the Pocky sticks loudly, "see who can suck the chocolate off their Pocky first."
"Shut that shit hole of yours will you?!" shouted Wufei.
Duo grinned.
1 week later
"Relena, you ready?" said Milliado coming into the room.
"Yeah, I'm coming."
"You're going to love it my dear little sister. It would be really relaxing for you. Get your mind off a few things."
Relena made no reply. Her mood has not improved and she couldn't trust herself not to tell him to go and piss himself.
"I'll be down soon, you go first. Pegan will help me," said Relena as sweet as she could through her teeth.
"OK, but hurry up!"
Just as Milliado walked out, Pegan walked in. He waited till Milliado walks outs till he spoke.
"Are you packing the black trunk Miss?" said Pegan.
"No doubt," replied Relena.
"Master Yuy on a mission?"
"Yes and you never know."
"No, you never know."
1 week later
Relena was enjoying herself and relaxing. Her mood was improving again. Yet she was curious to know about Heero. She decided to find Lady Une, who was on the colony to supervise her safety. Relena snorted at the thought.
As Relena neared Une's office she can hear her on the phone to someone. The word "pilots" caught her attention and so she gently opened a crack in the door.
"What! No word from them….did you try Heero's laptop?…captured! Don't be an idiot! As if…they're probably busy. Impossible…ok, ok…if we don't hear from them for another week…they could be anywhere. What! On this colony…No they can't…There's none here! They aren't situated on this colony. Shit! You should have told me earlier. Right. I'm going to move the Peacecrafts out of here as soon as possible. Shit! I don't believe it. I'll contact Noin and Milliado. Make sure none of this gets out to Miss Relena you hear. Ok, contact you soon."
Relena heard the phone slam down very hard and Lady Une swearing loudly. Relena creeps away. Looks like the black trunk was a good idea after all.
"Pegan get out the black trunk," said Relena as Pegan walked in her room.
"Already Miss?" asked Pegan.
"Yes, they're pretty sure. They've got them."
"Are you sure Miss?"
"No, but I'm on holiday. I refuse to be a "Miss Relena Peacecraft" on holiday," said Relena sarcastically. "As worrying as it is, it would be fun." She grinned then her expression darkened. "No one is touching a hair on my boyfriend."
"I'll be back soon Miss with the other things and the Mr and Mrs Peacecraft are out by the way."
"Thanks Pegan."
As soon as Pegan went Relena opened her wardrobe. She pulled out the black trunk and opened it. She looked at all the clothing inside. She grinned. Wait till the boys see this...
She took off her top and white bra and chucked it on her bed. She pulled the black one out of the trunk and put it on. She looked at the choice of tops: black leather or the other one… Relena grinned, the other one. She pulled the tightly fitting, semi-see through top over her head and put it on. It brought out her figure and hid nothing. One can make out her black bra well underneath the top.
Relena put on her black tights then took out the black leather spandex pants and examined it. The wire stitches that attached a black leather belt to the pants were still strong. The shiny black buckle still fastened fine. The small metal file on the back of the belt was hidden well with another black buckle. She put this on; the leather pants like the top hugged her thighs and waist tightly, hiding nothing. She could still move surprisingly well in them. She took out a leather strapping and strapped it just above her knee and slotted a small knife in it. She repeated with the other leg, but put in a mini handgun instead. She pulled out her knee high boots and put them her. She looked at them; Bitch Boots! She smiled. She slowly did up all the laces then grabbing the heel of one side gave the boot a sharp tug and off came the heel to reveal a pointed shiny blade-like heel. She checked it then put the protective heel back on it.
Finally her hair. She took out some black dye and dyed her fringe and steaks of her hair black. She dried it then brushed it. Relena combed her hair into a plait then twisted it into a single bun on the back of her head, then tied it up with a black satin ribbon.
Pegan came back in carrying two guns, a backpack and a small bag.
"Here you go Miss," said Pegan.
"How to I look?" asked Relena turning to him.
"To kill," replied Pegan with a smile, "does the locator work?"
"Yes, it can locate my backpack," replied Relena checking.
"You can't detach the belt from the pants?" said Pegan.
"Nope," replied Relena, "Stitching's fine."
"Here are the guns, Miss…"
"Thank you," and she shoved them in her belt at the back.
"…and the bullets…"
She took the small bag, took out the bullets and slotted them in the various slots around her belt.
"…the rucksack with the usual, plus I've found your brother's laser weapon and so changed the mechanism and put it in a lipstick. It should be small enough to fit comfortably in your boots."
"You're getting better and better Pegan," she exclaimed as she slipped the small "lipstick" in her bitch boots. "I seduce them first then kill them! What will you come up with next?! Laser underwear?! Just in case they try to fuck me!"
Pegan frowned. "Sorry Pegan," smirked Relena, "I'm as bad as Maxwell! Though I love the heels by the way."
Relena looked at herself one last time in the mirror. She looked ready to kill. She took out her sunglasses put them on and said, "Omae o korosu for I am the Peacecraft bitch!"
To be continued… Japanese ReferenceOmae o korosu – I will kill you
Aishiteiru – to love deeply, I love you
Kore kara zutto... itsumademo – forever and for always
Onna – Woman
Kudasai – Please do so, for me
Pocky – Chocolate covered Pretzel stick
Hope you liked it. I thought it would be rather fun to make Relena go and save the pilots for once, even if it is a rather kink outfit. More laughs in the next chapter when Relena tries to slash her way in to save her beloved and it is quite literally slash her way in since she's not particularly quiet! Please review. Thanks for reading. :) :)