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The Ultimate Crossover - Part 3 : The Odyssey
Setting: Coliseum, Gladiator Times....
FRODO: Well.. We better be on our way now so I can get back to Middle Earth and throw this ring into Mount Doom.
LORD FARQUAAD: Why would you like to throw away such a marvelous ring...
LORD FARQUAAD slowly walks nearer and nearer to FRODO. LORD FARQUAAD can't get his eyes off the ring.
SAM jumps in front of FRODO.
SAM: You touch him, and I'll kill you...
SAM draws his sword and holds it up and looks remotely dangerous.
LORD FARQUAAD: I don't want Frodo! I want the ring!
SAM: Don't lie to me! I'm aware of his charming good-looks and his smile that could melt you away.
ALL stare at SAM in shock and general scared-ness.
SAM: Well... Umm...
SAM runs to the corner of the stadium crying. GUILMON tries to go comfort him, but TAKATO makes him stop.
FRODO is outraged that LORD FARQUAAD made SAM cry. FRODO draws his sword and starts to attack LORD FARQUAAD visciously.
After the assult LORD FARQUAAD lies there is a small bleeding corpse.
TK: What was that for?
FRODO: I don't know... I think it was the will of Darth Flirt..
TK: But why would she want him dead?
DARTH FLIRT (from personal cloud): Well that's an easy question, my widdle TK! I didn't like him and he was rather annoying, and I'm sure no one actually appreciates him being around. Does that answer your question my widdle TK?!
TK shudders at every "widdle TK" comment from DARTH FLIRT. TK then nods in agreement to stop the "widdle TK" comments.
DARTH FLIRT: Very good.. Now lets get back to the story!
DIGIMON EMPEROR: What did you do that for? Now who is going to replace Lord Farquaad!
DARTH FLIRT: Why do we need someone to replace him?
DIGIMON EMPEROR: BECAUSE WE DO!!
DARTH FLIRT: NO WE DON'T! YOU BETTER WATCH IT OR I'LL KILL YOU OFF TOO!!
DIGIMON EMPEROR whimpers and backs away into a corner.
DARTH FLIRT: Aww... How could I kill you my widdle digimon emperor.
DARTH FLIRT pinches DIGIMON EMPEROR's cheeks. DIGIMON EMPEROR backs away into the corner some more.
DARTH FLIRT: Oh well... Anyways, I've decided that Jedi Pikachu will take Lord Farquaad's place.
IKKI: Jedi Pikachu? I've never heard of him!
DARTH FLIRT: Well.. saying as how SHE isn't a HE! Although I do wonder about her sometimes...
MEDABEE: Then who is she!
DARTH FLIRT: She is the orginal writer of this story. She wrote most of the part that makes no sence... although the fact that I'm bringing her back in makes no sense... Oh well! And just a warning... She is SCAREY!
PATAMON: Oh I'm sure she isn't THAT scarey...
DARTH FLIRT: That's what you think...
DARTH FLIRT laughs to herself.
DARTH FLIRT: Jedi Pikachu will meet you after a few days journey. You will have to go over the river to meet her. She is too lazy to move from there.
ASH: Why is she too lazy to move?
DARTH FLIRT: Well then there is a whole journey for you to get there that will take up a few more chapters.
ASH: Ok! Well then lets go!
ALL MEMBERS OF THE FELLOWSHIP leave the arena.
SCENERY GUYS quickly come out and move the scenery by quuickly to make it look like the scenery is moving away as the FELLOWSHIP walks in place.
FRODO: Why are there scenery guys?
SCENERY GUY BOB: I dunno, but this is our job so LIVE WITH IT!!
SAM glares evily at SCENERY GUY BOB because he yelled at FRODO.
DARTH FLIRT: Woah... Chill Sam. I hired these scenery guys, calm down. And Scenery Guy Bob and Fred, please don't talk to the characters.
SCENERY GUY FRED: Why?
DARTH FLIRT: Because the budget of the fan fic to too small to actually take the chacters outside.
SCENERY GUY BOB: Fan fics don't have budgets!
SCENERY GUY FRED: Yeah!
LUKE: Yeah!
DARTH FLIRT: Stay out of this Luke! Don't make me smite you!
LUKE whimpers and crawls behind TK. PATAMON attacks LUKE. LUKE runs behind TAKATO. GUILMON attacks LUKE. LUKE gives up and hides behind a small rock. Rock falls over revealing it as just a wood cut out. LUKE covers eyes to make him feel like he is hiding.
IKKI: What was that about?
DARTH FLIRT: I dunno... Luke wasn't getting any lines, so I thought I would torture him.
IKKI: But I thought you were going to kill him?
DARTH FLIRT: Well... Sometimes torture is much more entertaining...
DARTH FLIRT gets an evil look in her eyes.
DARTH FLIRT: Anywas... Bob and Fred... YOU'RE FIRED!!! You are wasting too much of this fics time! Plus I found out that by firing you I can get enough money to transport the Fellowship to the outdoors.
DARTH FLIRT snaps and SCENERY GUY BOB and SCENERY GUY FRED disappear.
DARTH FLIRT snaps again and ALL MEMBERS OF THE FELLOWSHIP suddenly apper in the outdoors.
DARTH FLIRT: Much better...
DARTH FLIRT snaps again and she disappears.
GUILMON: Where did Darthmon go to?
TAKATO: I dunno...
ASH: Oh well. Let's get moving! We have to get to the harbor by dark!
LUKE: Harbor? Where did this come from?
ASH: I dunno... The idea just came to me... It was probably Darth Flirt.
LUKE: Yea... probably...
ASH: Anyways... Let's go!
THE FELLOWSHIP march onwards through the day. Much was said during this time, but DARTH FLIRT only thought the part about SAM and FRODO gang beating LUKE because he whined too much was amusing. Unfortunately, for the sake of you LUKE FANS that part won't be added in.
LUKE FANS: Hey! No bashing Luke!
DARTH FLIRT waves her hand and the LUKE FANS turn into MIMES.
DARTH FLIRT: AHHHH!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
DARTH FLIRT uses the CURSE OF KING TUT'S TOMB to get rid of the MIMES.
DARTH FLIRT: Phew... that was a close one...
DARTH FLIRT remembers that there is a story going on now, so she gets back to it.
THE FELLOWSHIP arrives at the harbor just as night falls.
TK: We have to get on to a boat tonight so we can get to the other side sooner!
LUKE: But why? Can't we stay here tonight? There is a nice bar over there!
LUKE points to a bar that mysterourly appears.
LUKE: Plus, we might be able to find a boat that leaves tonight!
FRODO: Great idea! I would love to get back to Middle Earth soon! For once you thought of a good idea!
THE FELLOWSHIP walks into the mysterous bar. It looks oddly like the bar from Cheers. No one seems to notice except for a very amused DARTH FLIRT.
In the corner sits a man who looks oddly like STRIDER.
SAM: Look over there! It's Strider!
FRODO: Yes! Your right!
SAM: Maybe he can help us Master Frodo!
FRODO: Maybe!
FRODO and SAM walk over to the STRIDER-LIKE GUY.
FRODO: Strider! How wonderful it is to see a friendly face in such a foriegn land!
STRIDER-LIKE GUY: Who is this "Strider" you speak of? I have never heard of him.
STRIDER-LIKE GUY pulls down his hood and is....
GEORGE CLOONEY: I'm George Clooney, not "Strider"
FRODO: Such a pity, I was hoping it would be Strider so that we could find a way from here to the other shore.
GEORGE CLOONEY: Well, That I can do! I happen to be the captian of a Swordfish ship! I would gladly take you across the river! I leave at 10:00 tonight!
SAM: Wonderful! I'll go tell the others!
SAM runs off to tell THE REST OF THE FELLOWSHIP that they have a way across. This leaves FRODO and GEORGE CLOONEY alone in the corner.
FRODO: Soo... Why were you dressed like Strider?
GEORGE CLOONEY: I dunno... I just sort of appreared here wearing this...
FRODO: Must have been a trick of that Darth Flirt again...
GEORGE CLOONEY: Darth Flirt?
FRODO: Oh yes... She is the one writing this fic
GEORGE CLOONEY: Hmm... That explains alot.
SAM runs back.
SAM: Mister Frodo! Mister Frodo! The rest agree to go with him! But can we leave earlier?
GEORGE CLOONEY: How much earlier?
SAM: Perhaps now?
GEORGE CLOONEY: Well.. I do have to stock up my ship still...
DARTH FLIRT: Don't worry about it.
DARTH FLIRT snaps and a ship full of supplies appears in the harbor.
GEORGE CLOONEY: Wow... that was cool!
DARTH FLIRT: I know.. I'm just so amazingly wonderful at that!
ALL stare at DARTH FLIRT with an odd look.
DARTH FLIRT: Well what are you standing around for? You have a ship to get on so that I can end this part of the fic!
TK: Oh right.
THE FELLOWSHIP (along with GEORGE CLOONEY) walk over to the ship.
THE FELLOWSHIP (along with GEORGE CLOONEY) get onto the ship.
GEORGE CLOONEY: Well.. Off we go!