Here's another chapter finally! Have fun.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gundam Wing

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Relena woke up to find herself tied to a bed. Her hands were tied to the sides of the bed and her feet were so conveniently tied apart… She grinned to herself at the prospect of this: the pleasure, the kinkiness, Heero's face if he found out, Duo's jealousy that is wasn't him that knocked her out. Oh well...

Looks like Heero and Duo are in luck.

She had no intention of letting herself be a sex object of a bastard who is supposedly gay. She decided to get herself out of this mess that she seems to have created. Using her heel blades, she sawed off the rope that was tying her feet on to the bed. Having untied her feet she brought them up to where her hands were being tied and loosened them too. Ahh the joy of being flexible...you can do SO many things...

"Right, well they seemed to have taken my back pack. My gun is nowhere to be found," she sighed in annoyance. "Well at least I've still got my boots which means the laser lipstick...Yep!" She took her empty thigh strips off the table next to the bed and strapped them back in to her thighs. Now for revenge.

She sat patiently on the bed, filing her black nails, with her legs wide apart and her heels seemingly tied to the bedpost as before. She heard someone unlocking the door, smiled, put her nail file away and swiftly lied back on the bed with her hands under the pile of ropes.

"Well, well, well I see you're awake!"

"What do want with me?" Relena replied seemingly frightened.

"Well I don't know," said the senior officer sitting on the bed running his hands up the insides of her leg and down her front.

"AHH! Please don't touch me!"

"What was that?" said the senior, running his hand up between her legs and fumbling there, whilst kissing her down the neck and letting his other hand grab her breast.

Heero's going to be annoyed when he hears about this! She grinned. Right, that's enough of you pissing around.

"I SAID DON'T TOUCH ME!" and brought her knees right up to hit him bulls eye in the groin. The senior crumbled onto the floor grabbing his crotch, too much in pain to even cry.

"Ah the weakness of a man! So handy!" She grabbed the officer by the cuff and pointed the laser lipstick to his neck. "Try anything and my hand might slip!" She pulled him onto a chair, grabbed his arms whilst kneeing him again. Whilst he was cringing in pain she swiftly tied his hands to the back of the chair.

"Now," she said has she straddled his waist, moving her hips right up to his crotch and watched a small trickle of blood drip from his nose, "where are the gundam pilots?" He grinned. "Ah, I see we have a silent one." She took out her lipstick, put some on, then taking off the lipstick part, shot the laser grazing his knee. The senior swallowed his cry of pain. "Now," she said again running her fingers through his hair and pointing her lipstick at his crotch, "where did you say they were?" He was hesitant, "I mean I can always find out myself, it's just I think my hand might slip and your beloved might just have a hole in it. Then I think erections might prove a little difficult!"

He swallowed. "They're on the basement - Area 6. Last room on the right."

"There we go. Now that wasn't so hard was it?" Relena got off him and grabbed his gun. "Now you better have treated them well," she said sweetly, "because if you touch one hair on my boyfriend" she changed the tone of her voice, "Omae ne korosu!" And she knocked him out with the brunt of the gun.

"Well, that was simple! She gagged the senior with some rope and made her way to the door. Silently opening it and peering out she saw that the coast was clear. She shut the door behind her and looked left and right.

"Oh shit! Why does this place have to be so fucking large?!" she cursed. She ran quietly down the metal hallway taking great care with the heels. There were stairs leading downwards on the left and upwards on the right.

"Well he said basement so it better be right." Relena crept down the stairs and just before she got to the bottom she heard feet heading her way. With the senior's gun in hand she pressed herself against the wall.

Wait for it...

Wait...

Wait...

NOW!

"Keep your mouth shut or I'll blow that bloody mass in your skull out of your head!" She hissed at the soldier as she grabbed him by the neck. He froze. "Now be a good boy and drop your gun," Relena whispered seductively in his ear. He obeyed. "My, you are a good boy! Now slowly sit on the stairs with your hands behind your back...slowly...that's it." Relena waited until he was laid back down on the stairs then swiftly straddled on top of him with her elbows on his chest and the gun under his chin. She saw he gave her a quick up-down with his eyes and smiled.

Relena examined him quickly and found that he was really rather attractive; his uniform hugging his slightly muscular shoulders and his toned skin. She smiled seductively and ran one of her hands down just above his crotch. He swallowed. "What is a handsome thing like you doing in this place? Mind you I always did like men in uniform." She made a mental note to buy Heero a uniform. It would be a change from the spandex anyway. "I wonder how much it would reveal if you were in spandex..." Her hands ran lower and she felt his member throbbing in between her legs. She let out a moan which caused a few things in him to erupt. "This tent pole of your is rather hard. Let me go in and see what's made of." He gulped again. "You know all this running around is making a poor little girl like me rather tired," she said innocently. "So I need you to help me," she continued fingering the buttons on his uniform. "Now..."

She unbuttoned the top one... "What I need right now..."

The next button...mmm...toned skin... "is for you to..."

The last button... "freshen me up by..."

She loosened his trousers... "first telling me where the gundam pilots are.." He moaned gulped harder, "Th...the...basement," he blurted.

She reached down... "Thank you, and second to..." She played with the top of his boxers and moving her hand down slowly... "to...give me..." she laid herself on top of him, still with the gun under his chin, she moved so that her legs were now inside his... "the pleasure of..." she moved her hands just above his penis and stroked the skin there. He burst again... she smiled evilly ... "of kneeing you in the balls!" she finished as she whipped her hand out of his trousers and thrust her knee accurately in between his legs. She stepped back and watched with amusement the mixed expression on his face.

"HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!" she turned and did a back flip to avoid the bullets flying her way and just as she landed pulled the trigger and shot the man at the end of the corridor...dead. She coolly blew the smoke from the top of her gun.

"Baka onna! Spoiling my entertainment! Justice! How dare you? Do you have no honour?" she cried indignantly. She missed Wu.

As her attentions turned back to the young officer, he was recovering and trying to reach his gun. With one bullet she shot at the ground just missing his hand. She shook a finger at him. "Naughty boy!" She walked over to him pointing a gun to his head. With a laugh, she knocked him unconscious. "My, you're too handsome to kill too!" she said and walked off down the corridor.

Having successfully reached the basement and confirmed that her darling was locked on that floor. She crept along quietly. With some luck they won't find the unconscious people until she's rescued the pilots. As she passed a few rooms her eyes caught onto a black bag sitting in one of them.

Her rucksack. What luck!

She tried the door and found it unlocked. She quickly went inside and retrieved her belongings. It was still heavy and with a quick look through all her equipment seemed to have been left alone. She swung Wu's sword over her shoulder then headed off to the last room.

The door was locked so she began to fumble about in her rucksack for a grenade. Then a thought came to her. If she blew up the door then it would attract more than a few people, but if she didn't she can't get in. "Fuck! I need more experience! What would Heero do?" She paused and thought of Heero in his tank top and spandex and... "Relena Darlian Peacecraft, this is NO time to be horny. Come on! THINK!"

Got it.

She took out the laser and carefully took of the front to the code pad. She looked at the wires and tried to remember watching Heero play about with them. She remember him taking the green one and cutting it...she zapped it in half... and then took the yellow one and cut that in half...done...then connect the two together...!

Got ya!

The door slid open and she waited until her eyes adjusted to the dimness of the room. She saw the shape of 5 men chained up against the wall. Kinky! She thought to herself. She knew that the pilots could not see who she was due to the difference in light between the room and the corridor. This was proven very quickly by a tired voice murmuring,

"If you're here to torture us, don't bother. We're not going to say a thing. Whatever you are here for, just get it over and done with ok?" It was Duo's voice. See he got no answer, Relena saw the pilots each bring their heads up to see who was in the door way.

"It's a baka onna! Why are they sending a WOMAN to torture us? Bakas!"

"I would take that back before I am tempted to torture you!" Relena replied sharply, honestly! Trying to rescue them and this is the thanks she gets.

"Relena??!!?" came five very surprised voices.

"Who else would it be you idiots!" she replied turning on the lights and taking in with pleasure the immediate reaction of the pilots:

Heero looked as if his eyes were going to fall out of his head.

Duo was trying to keep his head down to stop the blood pouring out of his nose.

Trowa was looking at Quatre with an "I -like -to -see -you -in -that -little-one" look on his face.

Quatre was looking puzzlingly at Trowa with the "what's the surprise" look on his face.

Wufei was trying desperately not to do an impression of a goldfish.

"Relena what the fuck bought you here?" said Duo still recovering from a certain eruption.

"in THAT?!" finished Heero staring at her see through top not sure whether to look or not.

"Don't you like it, Heero?" she replied sweetly doing a twirl. "I'll take off the top then," and slowly began to take off her see through top.

"NO Relena. Leave that bloody thing on! LEAVE IT ON!" Heero said between his teeth staring at Duo's widening jaw and eyes. "And one word Maxwell, one word and you'll eat your own balls!"

"Oh Heero it's ok. Don't get jealous," she smiled going up to him and pressing herself against him. "Duo isn't doing anything. I mean compared to what some of the officers did, you know running their hands up my front and grabbing my breast and thrusting their hips at me like this and the senior who-" she paused to enjoy the view. Heero looked as if someone had taken his laptop and started smashing it against the wall in front of his very eyes. "Opps. I got carried away! Literally!"

"Oh! I'm suppose to free you aren't I?" She took out the lipstick-

"Baka onna! this is NOT time to put on make-up! Justice! Where is your honour woman?!" She gave Wufei a glare of death and slowly walked up to him. She raised her heel up to his throat and said sweetly, "Repeat that again Wu." He gulped.

"That's much better!" She pulled open the lipstick and much to the surprise of the gundam pilots shot it at Wu missing his balls by an inch. "Opps! Wrong place!" Wu scowled. She smiled at shot it in the right place.

She quickly freed the others and stood yawning whilst the pilots straightened themselves up.

"Preferably before Christmas boys! I'm dying to get home and have a shower. I've had more than a few guys' grotty hands grab my arse and bust." She glanced at Heero who made an obvious move to grab his gun and wanted to open fire. She chucked a few pistols and the pair of katanas to Wu.

"HEY, Lena what's with the fucking pistols when you get the cool stuff," cried Duo.

Relena fiddled loudly with her rather large AK 47 and said, "Who's doing the rescuing Maxwell? I'm leading here so quit the complaint before I shove that pistol down your throat!" Heero looked rather gobsmacked that he was not the leader but was too shocked at his beloved behavior to protest. Relena opened the door turned to the pilots and said,

"Alright girls, now lets blow this joint!"

To be Continued…(hopefully!)

Japanese/English

Omae ne korsu – I will kill you

Baka – idiot / stupid

Onna - woman

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I apologise to those who've been wanting me to finish this. I was actually not going to, but due to one reviewer being rather angry I thought I would. OK got to finish English essay now! THANKS FOR READING!