CHILDHOOD RELIVED

**Chapter 2 ~babysitting Gohan

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Videl and Gohan were about to head off back to her place when Goku said to her, "no matter what he says to you he's not allowed to spar with anyone today."

"Um well I actually cant guarantee that cause my dad likes to spar with everyone that comes over with me, no matter who they are" Videl said while she picked Gohan up off of the ground.

Goku nodded "well I guess its ok if he spars with normal people just don't let him spar with Vegeta if you see him. Other wise you might not get him to stop, and Gohan I wont you to listen to Videl and do what ever she tells you"

"Ok but I wanna spar or train, cant I go to Bulma's place and fight Vegeta pleeeease"

"No"

"But why I wanna fight Vegeta, her dads just a big blow hard who cant even beat Yamcha"

"No you can't now you had better get going" Goku said "or you wont get any dinner tonight". With that said Gohan took off for Videl house leaving her in his tracks.

"Bye Goku" she said as she took off after Gohan, it didn't take her long to catch him however because he had stopped to wait for her. "So Gohan what should we do today?" Videl asked as they streaked across the sky leaving faint Ki trails.

"I wanna spar with my dad or Vegeta but I can't because its my day off"

Videl thought for a few minutes "Why don't we go shopping I'm sure Erasa will come as well" Gohan made a disgusted face "I'm sure we could go to a martial arts store"

"Really, lets go shopping than" he said as he began to do loops in the air. Videl giggled and they continued on to her place

~Meanwhile back @ the son home~

Goku watched as Gohan and Videl left, than walked back inside as he headed back to his room he looked at himself in a mirror Oh shit, that's pretty embarrassing he thought a he looked at himself in the mirror I guess I should have looked at myself in the mirror before I answered the door he was naked and standing in the middle of the hallway I wish Gohan had told me. He went back to his room and put his training Gi on before going out to do some exercises to wake himself up properly.

~CC building~

Trunks was lying in his bed bored because he wasn't allowed to train today what can I do It's so boring around here…………. I got it I'll annoy Bra he smirked exactly like his father

~Meanwhile~

Vegeta was lying in his bed like Trunks he too was bored because today was his day off what can I do he thought as he lay with his hands behind his head I know I'll annoy the woman and Kakarotto's mate He smirked the smirk that only he and Trunks could do properly

He got up and headed downstairs to annoy his wife and Chichi, when he left his room he saw Trunks do the same, he too was heading downstairs to annoy his mother Chichi and his sister.

When they both got down there they each started on their different tactics of annoyance "Woman where is my food" Vegeta and Trunks both yelled

"ARG Vegeta see what you've done you've even got Trunks calling me woman now" Bulma yelled,

Vegeta smirked again that's my boy "well woman where's our food". Bulma got out of her seat and headed over to the counter to make some food for the two.

"Here eat it and get out of my kitchen". She watched as they wolfed down the food, Trunks got up to go find his sister but Vegeta stayed where he was. "Well, I guess the only way to get rid of Vegeta is to threaten him" She said to chichi before turning to face Vegeta. "If you don't leave now I will not feed you for the rest of the year"

"Pff fine I'll go annoy the boy" he said before heading off to find Trunks.

~Videl's house~

Videl and Gohan had just walked inside when they heard Hercule call from his lounge "VIDEL, IS THAT YOU"

"Yes daddy, its me, but I'll be going out again soon". Hercule got up and walked out into the parlor and noticed Gohan.

"Who's this kid, he's not your is he… he is isn't he. I knew it, its that brat Gohan's kid isn't it… I'm gonna tear that kid a new ass I don't care how strong he is, nobody touches my little girl"

Videl just rolled her eyes "daddy calm down, 1st of all you would have noticed if I had a baby three years ago and 2nd he isn't my son this is Gohan"

"Huh… what do ya mean?"

"Don't worry I'm just looking after him today, I'm gonna take him shopping with Erasa and me"

"Oh ok well… um just don't get pregnant"

"Huh?" she let out an exasperated sigh and headed for the phone and dialed Erasa's number it rang a few times before it was answered.

// "Hello"

"Hi Erasa its me Videl"

// "Oh hi Videl, what's up"

"You up for some shopping today, with me and Gohan?"

// "Yeah sure I'll meet you at your place in about 10 minutes"

"Ok, bye" she hung up the phone and turned to where Gohan had been 3 minutes ago "Oh no" she began to look frantically around the parlor for him when she heard some laughter coming from the kitchen. She walked in to find Hercule doing second rate karate stances and Gohan laughing at them

"What's so funny there kid?" he asked as he stood up from the bending down position he was in

"Those stance are stupid, this is my favorite stance," he said before dropping into a floorless martial arts stance. His right hand was in front of his face, his left hand was also in front of his face but at forehead level and his legs were set firmly apart.

"Wow that's a good stance, is your dad into martial arts, did he teach it to you?"

"Na-ah I came up with it". He dropped out of the fighting stance and sat down on the floor.

"So kid are you goin to enter in the junior division of the Tenka'ichi budokai?"

Gohan nodded "yep my daddy says that I should win it with no troubles, but I'm a little worried about fighting Goten and Trunks cause their my friends"

"Ha with a fighting stance that good I don't think you'll have to worry about much kid," Videl said, and Gohan nodded obediently.

Hercule looked down at Gohan hey this kids wearing a training Gi… lets see he has … 4 symbols on it! "So Gohan was it… who's symbols are those that your wearing?"

"Huh, Oh my symbols" he took off the top of his navy-blue training Gi and pointed to the symbols on each shoulder "well the one on this shoulder is my daddies [1] and the one on this shoulder is muten Roshi the turtle hermits symbol [2]…" He was just about to explain the 2 symbols on the back when Hercule interrupted him.

"You mean to tell me that you know the invincible old master muten Roshi"

"Yep he's kinda like a perverted old grandfather"

Videl was about to interject as well when the doorbell rang. "C'mon Gohan that's probably Erasa"

~On the way to the mall~

"So Videl who's the kid, didn't you say that Gohan was coming" she said motioning to Gohan as he followed them on all fours like a dog.

"That is Gohan, you remember me telling you about how Gohan explained everything to me"

"Yeah, but what that got to do with dog boy over there"

As they rounded a corner and started on their way towards the mall she began to explain "well you know how I told you about those Dragonballs things" seeing Erasa's nod she continued "well Gohan's little brother and his friend made a wish with them and this is the result."

Erasa began shaking her head no "that's not Gohan, sure the kids cute but Gohan was smart all his life from what I've heard"

"Nope he told me that the only reason he was so smart is because his mum never let I'm outside to play, the only reason he even knew how to fight was from his dad and some piccolo guy training him when he was real young"

"And how do you know all his little miss Satan?"

"He told me"

~Back @ CC~

Vegeta had just found Trunks in his room listening to music, but was disgusted to find out that it was Shirley temples greatest hits and Trunks could be heard singing "on the goo-ood ship lollypop, it's a swee-eet trip to the candy shop where bonbons play…"

"BOY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO!" he said as he stormed into his room

"Huh… oh um n…n. Nothing"

"No child of mine is gong to be a tutu wearing homosexual who listens to Shirley temple CD's," he said before blowing up the stereo, "follow me brat". Trunks got up off his bed and followed Vegeta into his room. "Brat you are going to listen to music that is dark and is not sung by little girls" he said before handing him a stack of Eminem and Marilyn Manson CD's. "And now I want you to sit down and watch some HARDCORE porn" he sat him down in front of the TV and started up the video.

Vegeta sat down with his son to watch the movie, than after a while he got up "I'll be back in 5 minutes and if you even think about leaving this room I'll blast you to other world"

Vegeta walked down into the dinning room to speak to his mate "Women I have something to tell you"

"What is it cant you leave me and Chichi alone for ten minutes!"

"Well you remember those tapes that you bought for me" She nodded "Well our son has some of them and is halfway through his third tape"

"WHAT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM NOT TO WATCH THEM"

He began to laugh "I thought you should deal with our emotionally unhealthy son"

"AAAAAARG" She screamed and ran up to their bedroom.

~The mall~

Videl, Erasa and Gohan were all walking down towards the martial arts store. "So Gohan you didn't get to tell us what the 2 symbols on the back of your Gi stand for" Videl said while she looked at the 2 symbols in his back

Erasa nodded Videl had since told her about the other 2 symbols on his front "yeah c'mon cutie why don't you tell us?"

Gohan nodded again obediently and once again he took off the top of his training Gi "Well this one here is Mr. piccolo's [3] " he said pointing to the big on right in the center, than to one above it "and this one here is my symbol [4] "

"I didn't know you had you own symbol, what does it mean"

"All martial arts masters have their own symbol, my one means Saya-jin, Mr. Piccolo helped me make it a while ago" he said as he followed Videl and Erasa into the martial arts store.

When they walked inside they were greeted by a man that was about 55 years old "hello how can I help you?" he asked

"I'm just looking around," Gohan said before starting to walk around the 1st floor of the 2-story store. He saw a bunch of staffs and walked over to them and read the label Nyoi-bo staff [5], he picked it up and yelled "STAFF EXTEND"… nothing happened "STAFF EXTEND" he yelled again. He walked over to the sales person who was talking to Videl and tugged on the bottom of his pants. "Excuse me sir… but those staffs over there a busted" he said as he pointed over to the staffs

He looked down at the small child tugging on his leg "no there fine"

"But hey don't get bigger when you yell out 'staff extend'"

"They aren't supposed to get bigger" he stated

"Yes they are my, daddies one grows and he taught me how to use it just like his Kinto'un [6]"

The old an stopped what he was about to say and began anew "did you say Kinto'un?" Gohan nodded "is your father son Goku?"

"Yep, him an Mr. Piccolo taught me martial arts, but Krillin, Yamcha, Tien and Chaozu, helped too"

"Wow… hey hold on, how come you have so many martial arts symbols on your Gi?" Gohan explained why he had so many symbols and Videl walked off to examine the new equipment.

"Wow are you going to enter the Tenka'ichi budokai" Gohan nodded yes "well I'm one of the referees so, I may be able to get you into the adult division"

"But I'm not old enough, am I?"

"Age doesn't necessarily matter, its all based on skill, if you want I could talk to some of the monks about putting you in the adult division"

"But I'm only 3, so my mum might not like it"

"If your anywhere near as strong as your father, you wont have any troubles. So ask your dad what he thinks and I'll see you next week at the tournament about it"

~Meanwhile back @ CC~

Bulma walked into her bedroom and found out that Trunks was indeed watching Vegeta's… lets just say personal tapes "TRUNKS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" she screamed

"I'm watching…" he was interrupted halfway through His sentence

"THAT'S IT CHILD YOU'RE YOUR GRONDED FOR THE REST OF THIS MONTH" Chichi was right behind her and was laughing hysterically, than Bulma rounded on her "oh and you think this is funny do you, well get out"

"I'm sorry Bulma but it just reminded me of the first time Gohan had ever actually saw anything like this" she said between fits of laughter, "he was worse than Goku"

Bulma began to giggle, her sons punishment forgotten already "you can tell me over a cup of coffee"

Damn didn't work "Fine boy if that stupid women wont punish you I will, give me 1000000 pushups" he said

"Aw shit," he said before he got started.

~Lunch time @ Videl's house~

Videl, Erasa, Gohan and Hercule were all sitting down at the dinner table being waited on by the servants that they had. But poor little Gohan had never been waited on hand and foot was worried that he would do something bad. But once the food had been served he completely forgot about being worried and ate just like he did at every meal. Well that was until he noticed everyone looking at him with slightly freaked out faces and bowed his head down "I'm sorry, did I do something bad?"

And once again Erasa was over come by his cuteness "I cant believe how cute he is and yet he still does martial arts"

"The kid doesn't need to be cute, he needs to be tough" Hercule said as he took a huge bite out of a chicken. "Of course the cuteness could be an advantage when he's old enough to date girls, I mean no sane fighter will go easy on him cause he's cute, maybe because his young but not cute"

"I would" Erasa said

Hercule started nodding "My point exactly". After everyone had finished eating Hercule got up and headed off towards his training room "now I'm going to do a bit of training"

"Can I come Mr. Satan I haven't gotten any training in at all today?"

"Sure kid but don't get in my way" Gohan nodded and headed off after him.

"Hey Videl this is your chance to see what type of training Gohan does, I mean its got to be a real good one if he can eat all that and not get fat", Videl nodded and they followed as well.

When they walked into the training area they saw that Gohan was sitting in the corner of the room with his eyes closed. He was meditating. Videl and Erasa watched Hercule for a while, but stopped when they Gohan standing up. They watched as he dropped into a floorless fighting stance and began a series of extremely slow punches and kicks that slowly became to fast for them to see. They continued to watch as he did a bunch of flips and a couple of more punches before sprinting up to one of the many punching bags and launching a kick. The kick connected with the middle of the bag and put a hole in it.

He gave everyone that famous son grin and said "That's was a good warm up, but can any of you spar with me please"

"I will, I wanna see how good you are" Videl said with an evil grin this is probably the only time I'll ever be able to beat him.

With that they both walked into the center of the room and dropped in to their stances, Videl started off attacking with a volley of punches and kicks, all of which were blocked with minimal effort from the chibi. Gohan than began his attack and only after throwing one punch that hit Videl in the ribs the match was over, because she lying outside of the ring clutching her stomach. She was struggling to get air back in her lungs.

Gohan walked over to her and saw that she was hurt, and began to cry "I'm S...Sorry I didn't Th… think I'd hurt you" he sniffed out

"Videl are you ok," Erasa asked as she helped her to her feat.

"I'll be fine I'm just winded" she turned to face the crying chibi "It's ok Gohan I'm fine I just need a little air"

~That night~

Videl, Erasa and Gohan were in the living room watching a video of the 23 Tenka'ichi budokai "hey Gohan is that your dad" Erasa asked as they watched a young son Goku fight Jackie Chun. There was a knock at the door half way through the fight. Videl got up and answered the door

"Oh hello Goku, do you wanna come in?" she asked

"No I cant I have to go to Bulma's place for dinner tonight"

"Oh ok than" she turned around and called out to Gohan "GOHAN YOUR DADS HERE"

Gohan jumped off of the couch and headed towards the front door, quickly followed by Erasa who wanted to see what his dad looks like. "C'mon Gohan we're going to Bulma's place for dinner"

Gohan nodded "Kay" he turned and ran over to Erasa and gave her a hug around the knees "Bye-bye" and than ran over and did the same for Videl.

Oh he's just so adorable Erasa thought "bye-bye Gohan" Videl and Erasa said together, and watched as Goku used the instant transmission technique to get to Bulma's place.

Videl turned to Erasa "How'd they do that"

Erasa shrugged and said "how does Gohan's family do anything," she earned a nod from Videl "but I do have to admit that his dad was good looking" before going back to watching the fight.

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Yeah I know it wasn't at 8 reviews yet but I got bored the other day so I typed up this chapter.

I'm not sure if anyone else found it funny that Vegeta was dobbing on Trunks but I did. And my girlfriend Katie was proof reading it and said I should change it to make Gohan cuter. Any way so what did ya think, R/R this chapter plz?

Explanation time for those who don't know these things I looked them up on the Internet or in some of the old Dragonball comics I have.

[1]~ I think that Goku's symbol means monkey

[2]~ kame-sen'nin or the turtle hermit's symbol mean turtle

[3]~I think that piccolo's symbol means demon king

[4]~ Gohan doesn't have a symbol that I know of so I made that 1 up but he who cares.

[5]~ Nyoi-bo staff is Goku's power pole

[6]~ Kinto'un is the flying nimbus

Next chapter Training for a tournament don't miss it k' cause if u did I would be terribly upset

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