Perigord: Twinkle twinkle little star...
Clary: Itsy bitsy spider...
Thyme: Jack and Jill went up a hill...
Voice: STOPPIT! Your voices are driving me CRAZY!
All: *Look at each other* Silence... Then... * To the barney theme song * I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME, WE ARE OUT TO KILL THE VOICE, WITH A BIG FAT PUNCH AND A SABRE, ONE BIG HOIST, NO MORE BIG MYSTERIOUS VOICE!
Voice: WHY YOU ---!
Steam starts to pour out of the ceiling, and sparks fly from the four corners.
Tare: Look! Fireworks! Bravo!
Turry: And fog to go with it! Yay!
Perigord: Those two have been in here too long...
Twayblade: It's getting to their brains.
Cregga: Do they even have any?
Rawnblade: As much as they have common sense. About none at all.
Tare & Turry: But sense is common, so everybeast has it, right?
Abbess Tansy: Mayhap, and it had enough sense enough to elude you two.
Tare & Turry: That's why its a sense!
Russano: And I'm a greased frog living in a bottomless well.
Tare & Turry: You are?
Russano: LET ME OUT! NOW! NOWWWWW!
Voice: Actually, I was about to let in some others.
*POP*
Voice: Enter Mordalfus, Matthias, Cornflower, Sam and Constance
All but Russano: You explain.
Russano: WHY ME??!?!
**5 long minutes later**
AbEsSeS and aboots>>
Abbess Tansy: Spelling is this author's strong point, isn't it, Cregga?
Cregga: Very true.
MV: Feedback at last!
Tarquin was a ahabess??>>
Tarquin: WHAT?! I am a WHAT?
Mordalfus: WHAT? Tarquin is a ABBESS?
Tare: WHAT? That is how you spell abbess? I never knew!
She WAs aN gOoD Abbbbbbbot too!>>
Tarquin: *Jumping up and down in rage* SHE????
Abbess Tansy: Look! Her grammer excels all I have seen!
Cregga: Yes, in ways that make everybeast's fur stand up straight in horror.
Turry: ITS THE BEST PIECE OF PAPER I'VE EVER SEEN!
All but Tare & Turry: Odd looks
Matthias: WHAT does a piece of PAPER have ANYTHING to do with GRAMMER?
Tare & Turry: EVERYTHING! ITS PAPER! It HAS to be related!
*POP* Two strips of cloth appear on the table.
Perigord: FINALLY!
Perigord grabs the cloth and... Makes a bandana??
Perigord: Don't I look nice?
All but Tare, Turry and Perigord: LET US OUUUUUUUT!
Tare & Turry: Why?? It's so FUN!
Perigord: *Snaps out of moment of madness* What am I doing? *Strips off the bandana and ties both of the pieces of cloth across Tare and Turry's mouths.
Constance: There is a god!!
Tare & Turry: MmMH MMHH MhHHm!
Matthias: The first intelligent thing they have said so far.
And She Died happiley ever After!>>
All: ...
Cornflower: HOW do you DIE happily ever after?
Ze Ends!>>
Cregga: *Sarcarstic* Where are the other ends? I only see one. I must be blind!
Sam: You are!
Cregga: Why you little-!
Perigord: Tsk tsk marm! That's your
second murder attempt already!