Disclaimer: You know it, Won't say it.
A/N: WHOOP! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkk!
Did ya guys miss me?? Yep... Its the very first MST of Redwall... now it
a crossover with LotR... (Sorry, I just haaaaaaaaaddddddddd to!) Meet more
madness as Perigord declares war and Elrond goes crazy... See what constance,
htenywg and Jennifer Jolie have done to me? Check them out, though not
all
of them are mad... Oh well.. Prepare for a looonggg trip into hilarious
insanity... Faint hearts, proceed no further!
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Voice: Lord of the Rings is coming in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And fear all, you pitiful Redwallers... THis is ALL OUT WAR BABY! *Yes, I'm high on sugar... All the better, right?*
All Redwallers: Lord of the WHAT?!
Voice: [Ignoring them] Oh, and before I bring them in, you may need these...
Out of nowhere, tons of armoury and weapons come dropping out of the ceiling. And I mean A LOT...
Perigord: My sabre!! [Perigord leaps over Dandin who was lying on the floor and grabbed the fast falling sabre before it impaled Mariel, who was directly below it. Grabbing its hilt, he yelled in relief before he landed, flooring himself.] Ouch.
Twayblade: [Leaping over Perigord, who is sprawled on the floor] My rapierrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! [Splat.]
Soon, everyone is running around, retrieving fallen weapons and grabbing those still in the air. For the Redwallers, spatulas, rolling pins, rolling boards, forks and butter knives appear. Everything and I mean everything is in a HUGE mess...
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[Ten minutes later....]
Voice: All done?
[Muted groans of "yes" can be heard from the pile that seem to be made out of multiple Martin Swords, Gullwhackers, Spears, Quarterstaffs, Bows, Daggers, Sabres rapiers, forks, spoons and assorted Redwall China.]
Voice: Good! Now I wish to introduce the Lord of the Rings characters...
Uh oh...
Suddenly, out of nowhere (again) out falls a few familiar faces, (well at least to LotR readers...)
Voice: Introducing, Aragorn son of Arathorn, Arwen Udomiel, Elrond the Half Elven, Glorfindel, ex-elf of Gondolin, Frodo of the Shire, Peregrin Took, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Thranduil, Bilbo Baggins, Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli, Boromir (Yes, I know he's dead, but!), Denethor, Faramir, Gollum, Samwise, Gandalf the White, Eowyn Shield Maiden, Theoden (Yes, he too...), Lobelia S-B, Elladan, Elrohir, Celeborn annnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Galadriel!
Redwallers: You call that A FEW??!?!
Voice: Oh, is that too little?
LotR: Ouuucchhh... Where? What?
Elves: By Elbereth! What madness
is this?!
A/N: AHHHAHAHAHAH! clifflie! TOO
BAD! WAIT FOR INSTALMENT NO. 2! MADDNESS ENSUES WITH THE LOTR CREW!