Okay welcome back to all you people! I know I know I coulda put both
chapters in one fic, but hey! This is fun! So in case you forgot, here's
kinda what's happening.
Lia, All-Mighty Authoress, is chasing after Legolas who is piloting a customized Nataku.
Wufei: FORGET CUSTOMIZED THE ONNA ADDED A TUNIC, BOW AND ARROWS, AND QUIVER TO MY FRIGGING GUNDAM!!! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!! Narrator: Wufei, calm down. Wufei: Fine, fine. Get back to the "Last time." Narrator: Thank you.
.Where was I? Oh yeah, customized Nataku. She is chasing him in Sandrock, her boyfriend's Gundam. (I just had to add that) Meanwhile, Elrond got a hold of Deathscythe Hell Custom, and most recently destroyed Rivendell.then self-detonated.
Duo: Wha.! No one told me this! Lia: WHAT IN SHINIGAMI'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!!! Duo: ELROND SELF-DETONATED DHC!! Lia: No one told me this.and I, All-Mighty Authoress.oh well. We'll build you a new one. Now, keep rolling. Narrator: Thank you
Some other elf, whom (I was gonna put who, but the spelling-and-grammar check on my computer said that was wrong. Who knew?) I don't have a name for (Let's call him SOE) is now piloting Heavyarms.
Trowa: .
Thank you for that update, Trowa. Apparently, SOE has been apprehended and Heavyarms is back in possession of Trowa and Wufei, our two pilots on site at the destroyed Rivendell. Galadriel was chasing after Frodo with a wedding ring and was about to use the Wing Zero Custom to catch him, but was stopped by the All-Mighty (and very attractive) Authoress, Lia.
Narrator: Hey, what the.? I didn't say that! That was NOT in the script! Lia: I used the voice dubbing. Heh heh.^_^' Narrator: Oh well. Too late to change it now.-_-' Lia: Hee hee hee! Narrator: Oy. And you think Gimli is insane. Gimli: WHAT!?! Who said that? Lia: Wasn't me! Narrator: We really need to get that voice dubbing system removed.oh well.
That's about the gist of what's going on. Lia is going to the Digital World to stop Legolas from destroying it. The Sound F/X guy is a loser. ORLANDO BLOOM AND ELIJAH WOOD, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! heh heh.this is Y.A.O.O.T.A.M.A.A.E*, signing out. *= Yet Another One Of The All Mighty Authoress' Alter Egos
Y.A.O.O.T.A.M.A.A.E: Was that good? Lia: Yeah. Too bad about the interruptions. Buffy: Um, All-Mighty Authoress? I can't seem to find my way to Kanto. Lia: Here, use my map card. Buffy: Thanks! Lia: BUT NO RADIO TOWERS!.
We now return to. WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
Lia: Wait! I forgot the disclaimers! Legolas: Well, hurry up! I want to destroy the Digital World! Lia: No one said it was guaranteed you were going to succeed. Legolas: Whatever. Just get on with the Disclaimers.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing, The Lord of the Rings, Buffy, Orlando Bloom or Elijah Wood (but I sure wish I did!) or any of that seeing as how I haven't yet had the chance to pull a Salem Saberhagen and take over the world.bad example, cuz he didn't actually succeed. I haven't yet had a chance to take over the world and all anime and fantasy and sci-fi books T.V. shows and movies, so I don't own them. Lia, and also Y.A.O.O.T.A.M.A.A.E, are my characters- you can't use them without my permission. Ask and you might get it. BladeRifles are also my invention. ( and for all of you FF addicts, it is NOT, I repeat, NOT a take-off of the Gunblades, I already had the idea before I ever even knew nething about FF. Actually, BladeRifles are a cross between a gatling gun and a bastard sword. Much more powerful than the Gunblades.) Oh and I don't own Legend of Dragoon or any other video games. I wish I owned Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom, you two are the greatest and hottest actors, but I don't. Yet. ^_~ Oh and he's not in this fic, but I also want to own Heath Ledger. I'm a girl. What can I say? ^_^'
Legolas: Will you hurry it up already!? Lia: Okay, I'm done now.
Now we really return to.
WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
Legolas: Yes, run, you pitiful Mons! You will be destroyed! Takato: What's that, a new Deva!? Rika: I don't know, but it looks powerful. Kazu: We can beat it.right, guys? Lia: Nope. Let me handle this. Henry: Hey, wait a minute! I know you! Rika: It is All-Mighy Authoress, Lia! Takato: Get down, you guys! Everyone: *bows* Lia: I love being an All-Mighty Authoress! ^_~ Takato: We need your help, oh A.M.A. Henry: Um, Takato? We're not in Canada anymore. They don't have an Alberta Motor Association. Guilmon: Actually they do, but it's a way long way away from here. Lia: Oy vei.I am surrounded by idiots. Rika: How may we serve you, oh A.M.A? Henry: You too, Rika? Rika: It's short for All-Mighty Authoress, dimwit. Henry: Oh. Shutting up now. Lia: MOVE!! LEGOLAS IS COMING!! Legolas: you will never stop me! I am an elf! I am unstoppable! I can't be stopped! you can't stop me! Lia: We get the point, now get out of the Gundam before I shoot you. Legolas: NEVER!! This thing has too much power! I have never had this much power before, not even when I held Shadowfax's reins in my hands. Lia: You did WHAT?! Gandalf won't be happy when he finds this out. Legolas: You will never catch me! *blasts off into the distance and is sucked up by a data-stream* Rika: Not good. Kazu: We have to follow him, don't we? Lia: Yup. Let's go! *blasts off into the data-stream as well* Takato: These people are stupid. Kento: Yeah. I noticed. Jeri: Should we follow them? Terriermon: Nah, this is their fight. We shouldn't worry about it. Momentai! Suzie: You say that one more time Terriermon and I'm gonna hit you! Terriermon: Eep. Lia: *poking Gundam's head out of the data-stream* Are you guys coming or not? Henry: nope. Takato: No way. Rika: You wouldn't catch me dead in there. Kazu: No more adventures. Jeri: No more fighting. Suzy: HENRY I'M SCARED!! Kento: Shut up Suzy. Suzy: Okay Kento. I sorry. Henry: -.-' Lia: Fine. See if you survive. Guilmon: Maybe we should go, Takatomon. Takato: No. I will be strong. Guilmon: Remember what happened last time. Takato: SHUT UP YOU STUPID MON!!! Guilmon: Okay, okay. Sorry.
WE INTERRUPT THIS FIC FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN Lia: Hi everyone. Guess what I just noticed! This is gonna be a really short chapter.but oh well. I like chapters. It's fun. If you want to read any more, you've gotta review. I'm not posting anything else until you do. I have it all written, though. So just review, say "I WANT OT READ THE REST OF THIS FIC" and bingo! It's up. Just one review is all I need, just so I know that someone is actually reading this fic. Okay? Okay! So this means that.this is the end of the chapter and of the fic for now. BWAHAHAHA!! Talk about a cliff-hanger, eh?
Lia, All-Mighty Authoress, is chasing after Legolas who is piloting a customized Nataku.
Wufei: FORGET CUSTOMIZED THE ONNA ADDED A TUNIC, BOW AND ARROWS, AND QUIVER TO MY FRIGGING GUNDAM!!! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!! Narrator: Wufei, calm down. Wufei: Fine, fine. Get back to the "Last time." Narrator: Thank you.
.Where was I? Oh yeah, customized Nataku. She is chasing him in Sandrock, her boyfriend's Gundam. (I just had to add that) Meanwhile, Elrond got a hold of Deathscythe Hell Custom, and most recently destroyed Rivendell.then self-detonated.
Duo: Wha.! No one told me this! Lia: WHAT IN SHINIGAMI'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!!! Duo: ELROND SELF-DETONATED DHC!! Lia: No one told me this.and I, All-Mighty Authoress.oh well. We'll build you a new one. Now, keep rolling. Narrator: Thank you
Some other elf, whom (I was gonna put who, but the spelling-and-grammar check on my computer said that was wrong. Who knew?) I don't have a name for (Let's call him SOE) is now piloting Heavyarms.
Trowa: .
Thank you for that update, Trowa. Apparently, SOE has been apprehended and Heavyarms is back in possession of Trowa and Wufei, our two pilots on site at the destroyed Rivendell. Galadriel was chasing after Frodo with a wedding ring and was about to use the Wing Zero Custom to catch him, but was stopped by the All-Mighty (and very attractive) Authoress, Lia.
Narrator: Hey, what the.? I didn't say that! That was NOT in the script! Lia: I used the voice dubbing. Heh heh.^_^' Narrator: Oh well. Too late to change it now.-_-' Lia: Hee hee hee! Narrator: Oy. And you think Gimli is insane. Gimli: WHAT!?! Who said that? Lia: Wasn't me! Narrator: We really need to get that voice dubbing system removed.oh well.
That's about the gist of what's going on. Lia is going to the Digital World to stop Legolas from destroying it. The Sound F/X guy is a loser. ORLANDO BLOOM AND ELIJAH WOOD, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! heh heh.this is Y.A.O.O.T.A.M.A.A.E*, signing out. *= Yet Another One Of The All Mighty Authoress' Alter Egos
Y.A.O.O.T.A.M.A.A.E: Was that good? Lia: Yeah. Too bad about the interruptions. Buffy: Um, All-Mighty Authoress? I can't seem to find my way to Kanto. Lia: Here, use my map card. Buffy: Thanks! Lia: BUT NO RADIO TOWERS!.
We now return to. WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
Lia: Wait! I forgot the disclaimers! Legolas: Well, hurry up! I want to destroy the Digital World! Lia: No one said it was guaranteed you were going to succeed. Legolas: Whatever. Just get on with the Disclaimers.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing, The Lord of the Rings, Buffy, Orlando Bloom or Elijah Wood (but I sure wish I did!) or any of that seeing as how I haven't yet had the chance to pull a Salem Saberhagen and take over the world.bad example, cuz he didn't actually succeed. I haven't yet had a chance to take over the world and all anime and fantasy and sci-fi books T.V. shows and movies, so I don't own them. Lia, and also Y.A.O.O.T.A.M.A.A.E, are my characters- you can't use them without my permission. Ask and you might get it. BladeRifles are also my invention. ( and for all of you FF addicts, it is NOT, I repeat, NOT a take-off of the Gunblades, I already had the idea before I ever even knew nething about FF. Actually, BladeRifles are a cross between a gatling gun and a bastard sword. Much more powerful than the Gunblades.) Oh and I don't own Legend of Dragoon or any other video games. I wish I owned Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom, you two are the greatest and hottest actors, but I don't. Yet. ^_~ Oh and he's not in this fic, but I also want to own Heath Ledger. I'm a girl. What can I say? ^_^'
Legolas: Will you hurry it up already!? Lia: Okay, I'm done now.
Now we really return to.
WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
Legolas: Yes, run, you pitiful Mons! You will be destroyed! Takato: What's that, a new Deva!? Rika: I don't know, but it looks powerful. Kazu: We can beat it.right, guys? Lia: Nope. Let me handle this. Henry: Hey, wait a minute! I know you! Rika: It is All-Mighy Authoress, Lia! Takato: Get down, you guys! Everyone: *bows* Lia: I love being an All-Mighty Authoress! ^_~ Takato: We need your help, oh A.M.A. Henry: Um, Takato? We're not in Canada anymore. They don't have an Alberta Motor Association. Guilmon: Actually they do, but it's a way long way away from here. Lia: Oy vei.I am surrounded by idiots. Rika: How may we serve you, oh A.M.A? Henry: You too, Rika? Rika: It's short for All-Mighty Authoress, dimwit. Henry: Oh. Shutting up now. Lia: MOVE!! LEGOLAS IS COMING!! Legolas: you will never stop me! I am an elf! I am unstoppable! I can't be stopped! you can't stop me! Lia: We get the point, now get out of the Gundam before I shoot you. Legolas: NEVER!! This thing has too much power! I have never had this much power before, not even when I held Shadowfax's reins in my hands. Lia: You did WHAT?! Gandalf won't be happy when he finds this out. Legolas: You will never catch me! *blasts off into the distance and is sucked up by a data-stream* Rika: Not good. Kazu: We have to follow him, don't we? Lia: Yup. Let's go! *blasts off into the data-stream as well* Takato: These people are stupid. Kento: Yeah. I noticed. Jeri: Should we follow them? Terriermon: Nah, this is their fight. We shouldn't worry about it. Momentai! Suzie: You say that one more time Terriermon and I'm gonna hit you! Terriermon: Eep. Lia: *poking Gundam's head out of the data-stream* Are you guys coming or not? Henry: nope. Takato: No way. Rika: You wouldn't catch me dead in there. Kazu: No more adventures. Jeri: No more fighting. Suzy: HENRY I'M SCARED!! Kento: Shut up Suzy. Suzy: Okay Kento. I sorry. Henry: -.-' Lia: Fine. See if you survive. Guilmon: Maybe we should go, Takatomon. Takato: No. I will be strong. Guilmon: Remember what happened last time. Takato: SHUT UP YOU STUPID MON!!! Guilmon: Okay, okay. Sorry.
WE INTERRUPT THIS FIC FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN Lia: Hi everyone. Guess what I just noticed! This is gonna be a really short chapter.but oh well. I like chapters. It's fun. If you want to read any more, you've gotta review. I'm not posting anything else until you do. I have it all written, though. So just review, say "I WANT OT READ THE REST OF THIS FIC" and bingo! It's up. Just one review is all I need, just so I know that someone is actually reading this fic. Okay? Okay! So this means that.this is the end of the chapter and of the fic for now. BWAHAHAHA!! Talk about a cliff-hanger, eh?