Hey all you people! Leggy is getting really, REALLY amd at me.he seems to
think he's going to succeed in destroying the Digital World and wants to
get on with it.stupid baka, but I love him newayz! ^_~. So I think you all
know the drill. Disclaimers: I don't own anything but mai own characters.
So there.
WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
Lia: I have you now, Legolas! Legolas: NEVER! I will not be defeated! Buffy: Um, Lia? Is this a bad time? Lia: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS FIC!!!! Buffy: You, um, typed out my name and my dialogue?. Lia: Yeesh. Oh well, whatever. What do you want? Buffy: Um, I know these people should be used to strange things by now, but they're looking at you funny.and they expect me to vanquish this demon and all that jazz, and I'm gonna be late for work.Y'know, the Doulbe-Meat Palace? Lia: What.the.heck..am.I.doing.in.SUNNYDALE!?!? Legolas: You were probably looking for an interesting plot twist! Lia: Shut up, Leggy! Legolas: Shutting up now. Lia: good. Elijah Wood: eew, eew, eew. Lia: What happened to you? Elijah: I had to clean up Ozzy's dog's pee.not.nice. Lia: Go get some therapy, okay? Elijah: Yeah, okay. Buffy: Um, what the heck was that? Lia: I'm not exactly sure. Legolas: Plot twist. Lia: Legolas!! Legolas: Actually, that's a compliment. It takes a severely twisted, demented, and diabolical brain to come up with numerous twists that leve the reader confused, and/or busting a gut as they roll on the floor, laughing. Lia: Oh. ^_^. Legolas: Can I blow up the Digital World now? *By the wonders of digital animation, Nataku is suddenly transformed into a little black dog.* Lia: Toto, I don't think we're in the Digital World anymore. *By the wonders of rewing, cut and paste, Nataku is reverted back to her original state.* Lia: What the heck was that? Legolas: Yet another severely twisted plot twist. But I think that was a little too far. Lia: Why do you say that? Legolas: *gestures to the corner of the screen where Wufei has done a Looney-toones effect where he puts his head through a hole into the scene to speak to the characters.* Wufei: As if it's not enough to dress Nataku in elvin clothing, you have to go and turn her into a dog?! INJUSTICE!!! Lia: Oy vei. Get out of here, Wufei. You don't belong in Sunnydale. Buffy: Yeah the women here are strong. Stronger than you. Especially me. I could kill you in one blow. Wufei: Eep! *dissapears as the hole closes.* Takato: Where.are we now? Rika: Hmph. Obvoiusly, in another dimension of the Digital world, which we have gotten to by going through the dta-stream. Henry: Speaking of other dimensions.I'M FLAT!!! Terriermon: Momentai! Guilmon: Terriermon, will you PLEASe stop saying that? Terriermon: Okay. Henry: I'M FLAT!! Takato: SO AM I!! AND RIKA!!! AND KAZU!!! AND.EVERYONE!! Lia: Of course you are. You are just cartoons.drawings on pieces of paper, with height and width. You have do depth. Henry: All my worst nightmares are coming true! I'm.not real. Rika: Shut up you fool! *looks at herself* Hey waitaminute! I'm flat too! Ryo: I know, that's why I'll never go out with you. I like a woman with big breasts! *Kenta puts his hands over MarineAngemon's ears* Kenta: Hello! Unappropiate! Ryo: X_x *Rika has hit Ryho.very.hard.* Lia: Rika! Henry: I'm FLAT!!! I'm a flat drawing.I'm not real.don't you guys see? We're not real. We're just ink and pencil. Even Digimon.Digimon aren't real. Nothing is. Lia: That's cuz you're in the REAL real world. Oh, for goodness' sakes. Get outta here back to your 2D world where you are perfectly normal and forget this ever happened. *waves her hands and the tamers disappear* Legolas: How'd you do that? Lia: the magic of fanfics. *to herself* If only I could forget this ever happened. Legolas: Now, c'mon! Let's battle! Wufei: Um, I hate to tell you this, but there are a bunch of guys and gals with axes and stakes, and a bunch of vampire punks, and they're all advancing towrads each other and you're in the middle and, well.I DON'T WANT WILLOW ANYWHERE NEAR MY GUNDAM!!! Actually, I don't want Legolas anywhere near my Gundam either, but it's too late to change that. Lia: Wufei. Willow knows more about mechanics than anyone I know. Wufei: I don't care. She'd ruin Nataku out of spite. Lia: -_^ *supposed to be a raised eyebrow.* Wufei: *sighs* We used to date. Long story. Lia: And I really don't want to hear it. However, if you do *points at readers* then review my friggin story and tell me. I'll get Wufei to write out the whole, twisted thing! *grins evilly* Wufei: But I flunked Language Arts.*disappears* Lia: Legolas, will you please kill me so that I can stop myself from writing these demented and twisted plot twists that are frankly scaring the bejeezus outta me cuz I have no idea my mind was that demented and twisted.in other words, I'M SCARING MYSELF!! You.What? Yeah, you. The reader. What, you didn't think I wouldn't involve my readers in my stories? Jeez. Anyway. You: You're scaring me, too. But I'm gonna keep reading because I can't wait to see what happens next! *hint, hint* Lia: Gee, you're so nice. I'll try to update more often, okay?.*to Legolas* SEE WHAT I MEAN?! Legolas: Uh-oh. Diabolically grinning witch at 12 o'clock.she knows it's Wufei's Gundam! I'm getting outta here! Lia: Hold on! *Sandrock grabs Nataku's arm* Willow.did something with her hair.OH GOD IT'S SALLY!!! WILLOW HAS SALLY'S HAIR!!! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!! *the two of them blast off into a cataclysm that has appeared beneath the radio tower where they have all of a sudden been moved to, because that's the only way a certain dememted authoress can get them into the next place they're gonna go to fight.* A.M.A: And that's the end of this chapter, I added the last part after I did Chapter four, so I hope I'm not confusing you.keep reading, and review! PLEASE! Or I'll sic.everyone who has so far appeared in this fic on you! ^_^'
WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
Lia: I have you now, Legolas! Legolas: NEVER! I will not be defeated! Buffy: Um, Lia? Is this a bad time? Lia: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS FIC!!!! Buffy: You, um, typed out my name and my dialogue?. Lia: Yeesh. Oh well, whatever. What do you want? Buffy: Um, I know these people should be used to strange things by now, but they're looking at you funny.and they expect me to vanquish this demon and all that jazz, and I'm gonna be late for work.Y'know, the Doulbe-Meat Palace? Lia: What.the.heck..am.I.doing.in.SUNNYDALE!?!? Legolas: You were probably looking for an interesting plot twist! Lia: Shut up, Leggy! Legolas: Shutting up now. Lia: good. Elijah Wood: eew, eew, eew. Lia: What happened to you? Elijah: I had to clean up Ozzy's dog's pee.not.nice. Lia: Go get some therapy, okay? Elijah: Yeah, okay. Buffy: Um, what the heck was that? Lia: I'm not exactly sure. Legolas: Plot twist. Lia: Legolas!! Legolas: Actually, that's a compliment. It takes a severely twisted, demented, and diabolical brain to come up with numerous twists that leve the reader confused, and/or busting a gut as they roll on the floor, laughing. Lia: Oh. ^_^. Legolas: Can I blow up the Digital World now? *By the wonders of digital animation, Nataku is suddenly transformed into a little black dog.* Lia: Toto, I don't think we're in the Digital World anymore. *By the wonders of rewing, cut and paste, Nataku is reverted back to her original state.* Lia: What the heck was that? Legolas: Yet another severely twisted plot twist. But I think that was a little too far. Lia: Why do you say that? Legolas: *gestures to the corner of the screen where Wufei has done a Looney-toones effect where he puts his head through a hole into the scene to speak to the characters.* Wufei: As if it's not enough to dress Nataku in elvin clothing, you have to go and turn her into a dog?! INJUSTICE!!! Lia: Oy vei. Get out of here, Wufei. You don't belong in Sunnydale. Buffy: Yeah the women here are strong. Stronger than you. Especially me. I could kill you in one blow. Wufei: Eep! *dissapears as the hole closes.* Takato: Where.are we now? Rika: Hmph. Obvoiusly, in another dimension of the Digital world, which we have gotten to by going through the dta-stream. Henry: Speaking of other dimensions.I'M FLAT!!! Terriermon: Momentai! Guilmon: Terriermon, will you PLEASe stop saying that? Terriermon: Okay. Henry: I'M FLAT!! Takato: SO AM I!! AND RIKA!!! AND KAZU!!! AND.EVERYONE!! Lia: Of course you are. You are just cartoons.drawings on pieces of paper, with height and width. You have do depth. Henry: All my worst nightmares are coming true! I'm.not real. Rika: Shut up you fool! *looks at herself* Hey waitaminute! I'm flat too! Ryo: I know, that's why I'll never go out with you. I like a woman with big breasts! *Kenta puts his hands over MarineAngemon's ears* Kenta: Hello! Unappropiate! Ryo: X_x *Rika has hit Ryho.very.hard.* Lia: Rika! Henry: I'm FLAT!!! I'm a flat drawing.I'm not real.don't you guys see? We're not real. We're just ink and pencil. Even Digimon.Digimon aren't real. Nothing is. Lia: That's cuz you're in the REAL real world. Oh, for goodness' sakes. Get outta here back to your 2D world where you are perfectly normal and forget this ever happened. *waves her hands and the tamers disappear* Legolas: How'd you do that? Lia: the magic of fanfics. *to herself* If only I could forget this ever happened. Legolas: Now, c'mon! Let's battle! Wufei: Um, I hate to tell you this, but there are a bunch of guys and gals with axes and stakes, and a bunch of vampire punks, and they're all advancing towrads each other and you're in the middle and, well.I DON'T WANT WILLOW ANYWHERE NEAR MY GUNDAM!!! Actually, I don't want Legolas anywhere near my Gundam either, but it's too late to change that. Lia: Wufei. Willow knows more about mechanics than anyone I know. Wufei: I don't care. She'd ruin Nataku out of spite. Lia: -_^ *supposed to be a raised eyebrow.* Wufei: *sighs* We used to date. Long story. Lia: And I really don't want to hear it. However, if you do *points at readers* then review my friggin story and tell me. I'll get Wufei to write out the whole, twisted thing! *grins evilly* Wufei: But I flunked Language Arts.*disappears* Lia: Legolas, will you please kill me so that I can stop myself from writing these demented and twisted plot twists that are frankly scaring the bejeezus outta me cuz I have no idea my mind was that demented and twisted.in other words, I'M SCARING MYSELF!! You.What? Yeah, you. The reader. What, you didn't think I wouldn't involve my readers in my stories? Jeez. Anyway. You: You're scaring me, too. But I'm gonna keep reading because I can't wait to see what happens next! *hint, hint* Lia: Gee, you're so nice. I'll try to update more often, okay?.*to Legolas* SEE WHAT I MEAN?! Legolas: Uh-oh. Diabolically grinning witch at 12 o'clock.she knows it's Wufei's Gundam! I'm getting outta here! Lia: Hold on! *Sandrock grabs Nataku's arm* Willow.did something with her hair.OH GOD IT'S SALLY!!! WILLOW HAS SALLY'S HAIR!!! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!! *the two of them blast off into a cataclysm that has appeared beneath the radio tower where they have all of a sudden been moved to, because that's the only way a certain dememted authoress can get them into the next place they're gonna go to fight.* A.M.A: And that's the end of this chapter, I added the last part after I did Chapter four, so I hope I'm not confusing you.keep reading, and review! PLEASE! Or I'll sic.everyone who has so far appeared in this fic on you! ^_^'