Hi! Orenji-chan here!! Me and my friend Avi thought up this at,
like 3 in the morning, and I've been typing it up ever since! This is
my first fanfic, and it is *meant to be funny, so R&R pleez! Oh, and
there is no intentional bashing, besides Pegsy, but, well, what can I
say?^.^
Yami-Orenji: "Oh, put a sock in it! These people don't care!
Orenji-chan: "Then why are they reading this?
Yami-Orenji: "...-__-'"
Orenji-chan: "On w/ the story!!!"
Chapter #1 /Prelude/ _______________________________________________________________________
Prelude: Pegsy (aka Maxamillion Pegasus ^.^) decides that he is going to be Yugi and class' Band teacher, Since no one can prove otherwise.
Example:
Pegsy: "I am going to be your music teacher!! *giddy clap*
Kaiba: "But you not our teacher. You probably don't even have a degree."
Pegsy: "Can you prove otherwise?"
Kaiba: "....."
*Aiya pops out of Kaiba's shirt o.O*
End of Example.
Pegsy: *giddy clap* "Everyone has to draw which instrument they will play from this oddly girlish hat!" *little girl laugh*
*No one approaches the hat*
*Yugi gets pushed up against his will, as he is small and therefore easy to push*
Yugi: "I have the string bass!"
*Mai and T`ea break out in hysterics*
*Yugi turns around and it dawns on him that the string bass is like, 20 times bigger than him :P*
Joey: "That's not a string bass!! That's a string BASS!! (as in the fish)
*String bass (instrument) temporarily turns into a guy in a fish suit and begins to sing the Juicy Fruit 'Sharing and Caring' song, while trampling poor little Yugi. (Yes, I feel his pain, as I am strangely short also)*
*T`ea attempts to explain to Joey the difference between the String Bass and the Bass (fish), but to no avail.*
Example:
T`ea: "See, just because they're spelt the same doesn't mean that they have the same meaning. That's called a HOMOPHONE, and we would have learned that if we had a teacher."
//Author's note: The reason I did that is because the 7th grade has to take a reading class rather than a shop class, which is REALLY STUPID as we are both in the PATS (aka highly advanced) 7th grade and (well, I can atleast) can read PAST COLLEGE LEVEL!!! The teacher is a total moron, and (well, we're in different classes) mine is like: "Ok, has anyone ever read the book..." and then says the name of a picture book, and then she asks things like: "Ok, I know that most of you don't, but does ANYONE know what the word 'strategy' means?" and then she makes us do stupid 'learning to read' papers, and today we worked on homophones. -__-
She makes us read stupid picture books, and I just pray we don't EVER have to read a 'Boxcar children' book. To top it off, when she wants us to write something in our planner, she asks us to get out our 'Handy Dandy assignment notebook!!!!!!!' The dumb Middle School says the reason that we have 'reading class' is cuz the reading scores are down, so they want to get them back up'. I don't buy that crap for a second. The truth is the damn school doesn't have enough money to hire a new shop teacher, or get the supplies, so we get to sit through a Kindergarten class for 43 minutes. -__- Sorry, I didn't have to share that, but it pisses me off a bit.....//
Joey: "So, I can call Yugi Yugi or Yugi?! (pronounced Yu-Gay)
T`ea: "NOOOO!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!"
Joey: "Ok, TEA!!!!! (pronounced tea. ^.^)
T`ea: "NOOOOO!!!" *strangles him*
End of Example
Joey picks the Weenie Whistle
T`ea picks the flute
Kaiba picks the piccolo (and if you associate that with the damn show Dragonball Z I will strangle you!!!)
//Yami-Orenji: Don't you watch that show?
Orenji-chan: Erp! Um, no!!//
*Mokuba pops out of Kaiba's bookbag* (Have you ever seen Kaiba carry a bookbag?)
Mokuba: "I wanna play the TUBA!!!!!!"
*Grabs Tuba and gets stuck in it*
*Kaiba slaps his head in frustration*
Kaiba: "So embarrassing....."
*Aiya pops out of his shirt*
Aiya: "AIYA!!!"
Kaiba: "AIYA!!!!"
Everyone: "What's wrong?"
Kaiba: "Nothing! I was talking to my stupid little orange alienthing, Aiya!"
*Aiya cutely begins to cry, as Kaiba called it stupid*
Everyone: "Aww...KAIBA!!!"
Kaiba: "Noo! I didn't mean STUPID- I just, err..."
*T`ea whispers badly to Bakura o.O*
T`ea: /So cruel! /
Kaiba: "I'm not deaf!!!"
T`ea: "I know. ^.^"
Bakura gets the violin
Tristan gets the drums
Te'a: "Wait, why is MAI here?!"
Pegsy: "Oh, I decided to drag her and the rest along against their will!! Besides, someone had to play the maracas!"
Mai: "But I was going to play the Electric Guitar!"
Pegsy : "Fine. Then Rexy gets to play the maracas! *giddy clap*"
Mai gets the Electric Guitar
Croquet gets the cowbell
Weevil gets the wooden blocks
Weevil: "These aren't wooden blocks! They're PENCILS! Can't I get something prettier?" *in the process of saying this, everyone gets spit on ^.~ * Pegsy : "Well, we're to cheap to get wooden blocks. Here! *Pegsy puts pretty rainbow happy stickers on Weevil's pencils* Now they're prettilicious!"
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Ok, just in case you were wondering, YES I think Pegsy is girlish. VERY girlish. And Aiya actually exists! Me and Avi (When making this up at 3:00 in the morning ^.~) had a Orange alienthing, which I accidentally dubbed Aiya. Avi and me (call me Orenji-chan!) both write this, I just type it up cuz I'm faster and know how to spell more things. Lalalalala, Lalalalalalala, Lalalalalalala, Lalala..Continue Naggin' anymore.....or somfin (Word wanted me to change that to salmon!o.o) like that....sorry, that song from the Cardcaptors Movie.....sorry, I'm rejected.......
Yami-Orenji: "Damn straight!"
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Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragonball Z, The Boxcar Children, The Cardcaptors Movie, The song 'No Nagging', or Weevil's cool spitting accent, as fate didn't allow me to easily spit when I talk.
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Yami-Orenji: "Oh, put a sock in it! These people don't care!
Orenji-chan: "Then why are they reading this?
Yami-Orenji: "...-__-'"
Orenji-chan: "On w/ the story!!!"
Chapter #1 /Prelude/ _______________________________________________________________________
Prelude: Pegsy (aka Maxamillion Pegasus ^.^) decides that he is going to be Yugi and class' Band teacher, Since no one can prove otherwise.
Example:
Pegsy: "I am going to be your music teacher!! *giddy clap*
Kaiba: "But you not our teacher. You probably don't even have a degree."
Pegsy: "Can you prove otherwise?"
Kaiba: "....."
*Aiya pops out of Kaiba's shirt o.O*
End of Example.
Pegsy: *giddy clap* "Everyone has to draw which instrument they will play from this oddly girlish hat!" *little girl laugh*
*No one approaches the hat*
*Yugi gets pushed up against his will, as he is small and therefore easy to push*
Yugi: "I have the string bass!"
*Mai and T`ea break out in hysterics*
*Yugi turns around and it dawns on him that the string bass is like, 20 times bigger than him :P*
Joey: "That's not a string bass!! That's a string BASS!! (as in the fish)
*String bass (instrument) temporarily turns into a guy in a fish suit and begins to sing the Juicy Fruit 'Sharing and Caring' song, while trampling poor little Yugi. (Yes, I feel his pain, as I am strangely short also)*
*T`ea attempts to explain to Joey the difference between the String Bass and the Bass (fish), but to no avail.*
Example:
T`ea: "See, just because they're spelt the same doesn't mean that they have the same meaning. That's called a HOMOPHONE, and we would have learned that if we had a teacher."
//Author's note: The reason I did that is because the 7th grade has to take a reading class rather than a shop class, which is REALLY STUPID as we are both in the PATS (aka highly advanced) 7th grade and (well, I can atleast) can read PAST COLLEGE LEVEL!!! The teacher is a total moron, and (well, we're in different classes) mine is like: "Ok, has anyone ever read the book..." and then says the name of a picture book, and then she asks things like: "Ok, I know that most of you don't, but does ANYONE know what the word 'strategy' means?" and then she makes us do stupid 'learning to read' papers, and today we worked on homophones. -__-
She makes us read stupid picture books, and I just pray we don't EVER have to read a 'Boxcar children' book. To top it off, when she wants us to write something in our planner, she asks us to get out our 'Handy Dandy assignment notebook!!!!!!!' The dumb Middle School says the reason that we have 'reading class' is cuz the reading scores are down, so they want to get them back up'. I don't buy that crap for a second. The truth is the damn school doesn't have enough money to hire a new shop teacher, or get the supplies, so we get to sit through a Kindergarten class for 43 minutes. -__- Sorry, I didn't have to share that, but it pisses me off a bit.....//
Joey: "So, I can call Yugi Yugi or Yugi?! (pronounced Yu-Gay)
T`ea: "NOOOO!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!"
Joey: "Ok, TEA!!!!! (pronounced tea. ^.^)
T`ea: "NOOOOO!!!" *strangles him*
End of Example
Joey picks the Weenie Whistle
T`ea picks the flute
Kaiba picks the piccolo (and if you associate that with the damn show Dragonball Z I will strangle you!!!)
//Yami-Orenji: Don't you watch that show?
Orenji-chan: Erp! Um, no!!//
*Mokuba pops out of Kaiba's bookbag* (Have you ever seen Kaiba carry a bookbag?)
Mokuba: "I wanna play the TUBA!!!!!!"
*Grabs Tuba and gets stuck in it*
*Kaiba slaps his head in frustration*
Kaiba: "So embarrassing....."
*Aiya pops out of his shirt*
Aiya: "AIYA!!!"
Kaiba: "AIYA!!!!"
Everyone: "What's wrong?"
Kaiba: "Nothing! I was talking to my stupid little orange alienthing, Aiya!"
*Aiya cutely begins to cry, as Kaiba called it stupid*
Everyone: "Aww...KAIBA!!!"
Kaiba: "Noo! I didn't mean STUPID- I just, err..."
*T`ea whispers badly to Bakura o.O*
T`ea: /So cruel! /
Kaiba: "I'm not deaf!!!"
T`ea: "I know. ^.^"
Bakura gets the violin
Tristan gets the drums
Te'a: "Wait, why is MAI here?!"
Pegsy: "Oh, I decided to drag her and the rest along against their will!! Besides, someone had to play the maracas!"
Mai: "But I was going to play the Electric Guitar!"
Pegsy : "Fine. Then Rexy gets to play the maracas! *giddy clap*"
Mai gets the Electric Guitar
Croquet gets the cowbell
Weevil gets the wooden blocks
Weevil: "These aren't wooden blocks! They're PENCILS! Can't I get something prettier?" *in the process of saying this, everyone gets spit on ^.~ * Pegsy : "Well, we're to cheap to get wooden blocks. Here! *Pegsy puts pretty rainbow happy stickers on Weevil's pencils* Now they're prettilicious!"
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Ok, just in case you were wondering, YES I think Pegsy is girlish. VERY girlish. And Aiya actually exists! Me and Avi (When making this up at 3:00 in the morning ^.~) had a Orange alienthing, which I accidentally dubbed Aiya. Avi and me (call me Orenji-chan!) both write this, I just type it up cuz I'm faster and know how to spell more things. Lalalalala, Lalalalalalala, Lalalalalalala, Lalala..Continue Naggin' anymore.....or somfin (Word wanted me to change that to salmon!o.o) like that....sorry, that song from the Cardcaptors Movie.....sorry, I'm rejected.......
Yami-Orenji: "Damn straight!"
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Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragonball Z, The Boxcar Children, The Cardcaptors Movie, The song 'No Nagging', or Weevil's cool spitting accent, as fate didn't allow me to easily spit when I talk.
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