Well, I'm back, with another chapter of this insane-type fic. I'm sick
right now and I have nothing better to do with my life than write another
chapter of this insane, strange-type fic and hope that someone will read it
which I doubt. So.oh well. It's kinda fun to write. Once again, the only
thing I own in this fic is the title and the disclaimers and my own
characters and weapons. Everything else I wish I owned but I don't. I will
someday. But for now, just read.
WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
Legolas: Okay, now where the heck are we? Lia: I'm not sure.It kinda looks like. Pikachu: PIKA!!! Ash: Okay, Pikachu, attack! Lia: Oh YAY. Ash Ketchum and his sickeningly cute sidekick Pikachu. Oh well. This is almost peaceful.just as long as. Powerpuff Girls: Here we come to save the day! Lia: I though Elrond killed you!? PPG: That was an AU! This is our world now! Lia: Oh great. And what's this? Buffy: Another AU! Lia: Why the heck do you keep following me!?! Buffy: I don't know. Probably the same reason I kept sleeping with Spike. Lia: Okay, I didn't like that remark! Buffy: Then delete it! Lia: I will! Buffy: Another AU! Lia: Why the heck do you keep following me? Buffy: I don't know. Cuz I just want to! Lia: GET OUTTA MY SITE!!! Buffy: Fine. Yeesh. Lia: Okay, now that she's gone. Quatre: How did I get here, and what is my girlfriend doing in my Gundam and where am I?!! Lia: QUATRE!!! *glomps* Quatre: Get.off.of.me. Lia: Sorry. Um to answer your questions. *quatre disappears* Lia: Okay, these plot twists of mine are getting really annoying! Legolas: I WANT TO FIGHT!!! Ash: Then fight me! PPG: And us! Lia: The only person Legolas is gonna be fighting is ME! Sound F/X guy: BOOOOOMMMM!!!!! Lia: I DID NOT CALL FOR ANY EXPLOSIONS! GET OUT OF HERE! Sound F/X Guy: Okay. Lia: Thank Shinigami for that Umi: Excuse me! Thank Shinigami, but not Shinigamet? I'm insulted! Lia: Sorry Umi. Umi: Thank you. *disappears* Lia: I need help badly. These plot twists are getting stupid. Legolas: They'd be better if you let them continue. Lia: And let them ruin my plot? Legolas: I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think you have a plot! Lia: I do so! I keep chasing you everywhere then eventually we battle! Legolas: That's not how you write a fanfic. Lia: And how would you know?! Legolas: I wrote a best-selling fanfic about Seven-of-Nine and Malcolm thank you very much! Lia: Now that's not right. Everyone knows Seven's got the hots for Chakotay! Legolas: No, Janeway's the one who likes Chakotay. Lia: Okay. Let me write this out for you. The EMH has the hots for Seven who likes Chakotay who likes Janeway who has a friggin husband that she wants to get back to! Legolas: What about Enterprise? Lia: Well, Trip's got it in for T'Pal- Legolas: Wait a minute! Is that how you spell her name? Lia: Yes. If I may continue?. Legolas: Go ahead. Lia: That is all the pairing for Enterprise, but I'm not sure if Hoshi's got a crush on someone.I'm thinking maybe Reed.And does or doesn't John like Hoshi at least a bit?.Anyway, those are the pairings! Legolas: Look at it this way. At least it wasn't a Seven-of-Nine and T'Pal pairing. Lia: Fine. I'll give you that. Legolas: Now, see how much better and more interseting that plot twist made your fic? Lia: I think it was just boring. Incidentally, if you like Star Trek, check out my other fic. Look up my pen name, Tseecka Akeunah. Legolas: But of course, you know your fic can't be any better than mine! Lia: "What is Dreaming" can. That's another of my fics. Plz read it and review it, it may have many chapters, but I need reviews! Legolas: Stop trying to sell your fics and let's get going. Lia: Um, I can't. I only have half-an-hour on the computer and it's almost up. Legolas: WHEN DO I GET TO FIGHT YOU!!! Lia: Sometime. Quatre: Lia, why are you in my Gundam? Lia: Because I'm trying to destroy this evil elf who has stolen Nataku and equipped it with elvish armour and weapons.now go back to sleep. Quatre: Okay. Lia: So, TTFN! And READ MY OTHER FICS!!! PLEASE!!!!
WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
Legolas: Okay, now where the heck are we? Lia: I'm not sure.It kinda looks like. Pikachu: PIKA!!! Ash: Okay, Pikachu, attack! Lia: Oh YAY. Ash Ketchum and his sickeningly cute sidekick Pikachu. Oh well. This is almost peaceful.just as long as. Powerpuff Girls: Here we come to save the day! Lia: I though Elrond killed you!? PPG: That was an AU! This is our world now! Lia: Oh great. And what's this? Buffy: Another AU! Lia: Why the heck do you keep following me!?! Buffy: I don't know. Probably the same reason I kept sleeping with Spike. Lia: Okay, I didn't like that remark! Buffy: Then delete it! Lia: I will! Buffy: Another AU! Lia: Why the heck do you keep following me? Buffy: I don't know. Cuz I just want to! Lia: GET OUTTA MY SITE!!! Buffy: Fine. Yeesh. Lia: Okay, now that she's gone. Quatre: How did I get here, and what is my girlfriend doing in my Gundam and where am I?!! Lia: QUATRE!!! *glomps* Quatre: Get.off.of.me. Lia: Sorry. Um to answer your questions. *quatre disappears* Lia: Okay, these plot twists of mine are getting really annoying! Legolas: I WANT TO FIGHT!!! Ash: Then fight me! PPG: And us! Lia: The only person Legolas is gonna be fighting is ME! Sound F/X guy: BOOOOOMMMM!!!!! Lia: I DID NOT CALL FOR ANY EXPLOSIONS! GET OUT OF HERE! Sound F/X Guy: Okay. Lia: Thank Shinigami for that Umi: Excuse me! Thank Shinigami, but not Shinigamet? I'm insulted! Lia: Sorry Umi. Umi: Thank you. *disappears* Lia: I need help badly. These plot twists are getting stupid. Legolas: They'd be better if you let them continue. Lia: And let them ruin my plot? Legolas: I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think you have a plot! Lia: I do so! I keep chasing you everywhere then eventually we battle! Legolas: That's not how you write a fanfic. Lia: And how would you know?! Legolas: I wrote a best-selling fanfic about Seven-of-Nine and Malcolm thank you very much! Lia: Now that's not right. Everyone knows Seven's got the hots for Chakotay! Legolas: No, Janeway's the one who likes Chakotay. Lia: Okay. Let me write this out for you. The EMH has the hots for Seven who likes Chakotay who likes Janeway who has a friggin husband that she wants to get back to! Legolas: What about Enterprise? Lia: Well, Trip's got it in for T'Pal- Legolas: Wait a minute! Is that how you spell her name? Lia: Yes. If I may continue?. Legolas: Go ahead. Lia: That is all the pairing for Enterprise, but I'm not sure if Hoshi's got a crush on someone.I'm thinking maybe Reed.And does or doesn't John like Hoshi at least a bit?.Anyway, those are the pairings! Legolas: Look at it this way. At least it wasn't a Seven-of-Nine and T'Pal pairing. Lia: Fine. I'll give you that. Legolas: Now, see how much better and more interseting that plot twist made your fic? Lia: I think it was just boring. Incidentally, if you like Star Trek, check out my other fic. Look up my pen name, Tseecka Akeunah. Legolas: But of course, you know your fic can't be any better than mine! Lia: "What is Dreaming" can. That's another of my fics. Plz read it and review it, it may have many chapters, but I need reviews! Legolas: Stop trying to sell your fics and let's get going. Lia: Um, I can't. I only have half-an-hour on the computer and it's almost up. Legolas: WHEN DO I GET TO FIGHT YOU!!! Lia: Sometime. Quatre: Lia, why are you in my Gundam? Lia: Because I'm trying to destroy this evil elf who has stolen Nataku and equipped it with elvish armour and weapons.now go back to sleep. Quatre: Okay. Lia: So, TTFN! And READ MY OTHER FICS!!! PLEASE!!!!