WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS
(A/N) I recently found out about Yu-Gi-Oh and am now obssessed so there will be some Yu-Gi-Oh in this chappy!
Lia: Okay. finally, some peace and quiet, where- Joey: Hey everyone! Lia: And there it goes. Joey: Hey! It's A.M.A! Lia: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE A.M.A. STUFF!!! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!! CXALL ME EITHER ALLMIGHTY AUTHORESS OR LIA!!! I DON'T CARE!!! JUST NO MORE ALBERTA MOTOR ASSOCIATIONS!!! Joey: Man, Lia, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or somethin'? Yikes! Tristan: *stage-whisper* It's called P.M.-*twack* Tea: Hmph. Get your minds out of the gutter! Tristan: S. *twack* WHAT?! Joey: *snicker*Can't. I live in the gutters. *twack* What'd I say! Lia: And whose idea was it to include these idiots in my fic? *looks pointedly at Legolas* Legolas: Well gee, how was I supposed to know that Joey lived in the gutters? Now c'mon, let's finish our duel! Lia: Don't.say.that.word.in.front..of.Joey. Joey: Hey, you're fighting a duel? I'll duel either one of you and whip you too. C'mon, please! Let's duel! somebody? Anyone wanna duloe? Oh, c'mon! I'll stake my Red-eyes!. Lia: If I duel you, will you go away! Legolas: Hey, wait-a-second! I'm gonna duel you, Lia! Lia: No, Leggy, we're gonna fight. I'm gonna duel Joey! Joey: Awright! *Whips out his deck* It's time to duel! Yami: Hey, hang on just a minute! That's my line! Joey: Huh? Since when? Yami: Haven't you ever watched the opening to our show? Joey: We have a show? Yami: On YTV and Kids WB! Joey: What is it about? Yami: Us and our adventures! Joey: Wha-! you mean, our lives are being taped! (A/N: Joey knows about the show at this moment. He's currently thinking up a plan to embarrass Tea) Every single day, every single action.whoops! *glances at Tea* I wonder if they caught that one night.man, I hope so! Other girls could really learn a lot from you Tea on how to- *twack* Tea: *who is majorly red in the face* Joseph Wheeler, how drae you imply that I would do such a thing, especially with.you! Joey: Hee hee hee! *Tea runs off intot he woods, followed by Tristan* Joey: What? She is good, really. You should try it with her, Yami- *twack* Yami: *swinging Tea's dropped purse from one arm* Get your minds out of the gutter, Joey. It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel! Joey: Oookay, then. *turns to Lia who is already standing at the edge of a dueling arena which wasn't there before.* Wha-! Where'd this come from? Lia: The wonders of faniction magic, coupled with a demented mind. Joey: Okay then. You start. Lia: Before we begin, I want to offer you the chance to abdicate. Joey: Why would I do.that.*has just seen Lia's hand, which consists of three BEWD, the BEUD ritual card, and a REBD.* Ah. I see. Lia: Give up, and your honor is intact. Joey: I give up. Lia: Phew. Now, everyone go away. Legolas and I are gonna battle in our Gundams now and I don't want to step on anyone *Bakura's yami enters* Except maybe him.
Suddenly, the forest disappears and Lia and Legolas are floating in space.
Legolas: Watch out, Lia! You're about to get un over by the starship Enterprise! Lia: Who cares? Then there will be an end to these demented plot twist type thingys. Legolas: Oh. Well, I gues syou would rather die than meet a certain Commander Tucker. Lia: OMG!!! He's on the ship, isn't he? *both dock onto the ship and board* Lia: Tucker? Trip! Where are you? T'Pol: Commander Tucker as well as the Captain are on an away mission at the moment. Lia: Boo-hoo. *Brightens* Can we play with the holo-deck? T'Pol: I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. Lia: Oh pooh. You don't have holo-decks yet, do you? T'Pol: What are holo-decks? Lia: they are kinda like holograms, except more real, like the EMH.oh wait, you don't have those yet either, do you? T'Pol: I have no idea what you speak of. Lia: *to Legolas* This is fun! Messing with T'Pol's mind.hee hee hee. Legolas: Lia, we need to finish our battle. You can mess with Vulcan minds later. Lia: I am the allmighty authoress! I can do whatever I please! Lia: Actually, you can't! I'm BAAACCKKK!!! Legolas: Wha-! *looks at two identical Lias, standing in front of him* Lia: I am the real Lia. This Vuclan-mind-messing person is actually my handmaiden, Padme, who also doubles as my bodyguard. Legolas: huh? *Lia has transformed into a certain Queen of Naboo* Obi-wan: What new devilry is this? *looks at the Gundams* More technology of the bad-people? (A/N: It's morning, I'm tired, I haven't had my coffee. Plus I'm not sure which Episode I'm on right now so I don't remember who the bad-guys are. Don't flame me) Lia: (the real one, and FYI, the handmaiden is gone) OBI!!! *glomps* Obi-wan: Gettoffame! Lia/Amidala: Sorry. Where's Ani? obi-wan: (Looking grave) Anakin went to the dark side many years ago, just after Luke was born. He is now Darth Vader. Lia/Amidala: EEWW!!! *she has been glomping the OLD Obi-Wan. Like the really old one.* Legolas, how did this happen? It's my fic, why aren't I glomping the incredibly hot Obi-Wan Kenobi! Legolas: Well, what is the one thing we have been missing lately. Lia: *groans* You mean this is another plot twist? Legolas: Exactly. Lia: WAAAAA!!!!! I WANNA GLOMP HOT OBI-WAN!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Steiner: Where am I? One minute I'm trying to rescue the Princess, the next I'm.where? Zidane: Calm DOWN, Sir Rustalot! Steiner: I told you, stop calling me that. Now, we need to find the princess! Zidane: yah, I'm on it, Don't worry. *Both disappear* Legolas: Okay, now what was that? Lia: (To readers) I just began playing FF9 and it rocks, so I had to put something in here. However, I don't think Star Wars was exactly the place.
(A/N) I recently found out about Yu-Gi-Oh and am now obssessed so there will be some Yu-Gi-Oh in this chappy!
Lia: Okay. finally, some peace and quiet, where- Joey: Hey everyone! Lia: And there it goes. Joey: Hey! It's A.M.A! Lia: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE A.M.A. STUFF!!! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!! CXALL ME EITHER ALLMIGHTY AUTHORESS OR LIA!!! I DON'T CARE!!! JUST NO MORE ALBERTA MOTOR ASSOCIATIONS!!! Joey: Man, Lia, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or somethin'? Yikes! Tristan: *stage-whisper* It's called P.M.-*twack* Tea: Hmph. Get your minds out of the gutter! Tristan: S. *twack* WHAT?! Joey: *snicker*Can't. I live in the gutters. *twack* What'd I say! Lia: And whose idea was it to include these idiots in my fic? *looks pointedly at Legolas* Legolas: Well gee, how was I supposed to know that Joey lived in the gutters? Now c'mon, let's finish our duel! Lia: Don't.say.that.word.in.front..of.Joey. Joey: Hey, you're fighting a duel? I'll duel either one of you and whip you too. C'mon, please! Let's duel! somebody? Anyone wanna duloe? Oh, c'mon! I'll stake my Red-eyes!. Lia: If I duel you, will you go away! Legolas: Hey, wait-a-second! I'm gonna duel you, Lia! Lia: No, Leggy, we're gonna fight. I'm gonna duel Joey! Joey: Awright! *Whips out his deck* It's time to duel! Yami: Hey, hang on just a minute! That's my line! Joey: Huh? Since when? Yami: Haven't you ever watched the opening to our show? Joey: We have a show? Yami: On YTV and Kids WB! Joey: What is it about? Yami: Us and our adventures! Joey: Wha-! you mean, our lives are being taped! (A/N: Joey knows about the show at this moment. He's currently thinking up a plan to embarrass Tea) Every single day, every single action.whoops! *glances at Tea* I wonder if they caught that one night.man, I hope so! Other girls could really learn a lot from you Tea on how to- *twack* Tea: *who is majorly red in the face* Joseph Wheeler, how drae you imply that I would do such a thing, especially with.you! Joey: Hee hee hee! *Tea runs off intot he woods, followed by Tristan* Joey: What? She is good, really. You should try it with her, Yami- *twack* Yami: *swinging Tea's dropped purse from one arm* Get your minds out of the gutter, Joey. It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel! Joey: Oookay, then. *turns to Lia who is already standing at the edge of a dueling arena which wasn't there before.* Wha-! Where'd this come from? Lia: The wonders of faniction magic, coupled with a demented mind. Joey: Okay then. You start. Lia: Before we begin, I want to offer you the chance to abdicate. Joey: Why would I do.that.*has just seen Lia's hand, which consists of three BEWD, the BEUD ritual card, and a REBD.* Ah. I see. Lia: Give up, and your honor is intact. Joey: I give up. Lia: Phew. Now, everyone go away. Legolas and I are gonna battle in our Gundams now and I don't want to step on anyone *Bakura's yami enters* Except maybe him.
Suddenly, the forest disappears and Lia and Legolas are floating in space.
Legolas: Watch out, Lia! You're about to get un over by the starship Enterprise! Lia: Who cares? Then there will be an end to these demented plot twist type thingys. Legolas: Oh. Well, I gues syou would rather die than meet a certain Commander Tucker. Lia: OMG!!! He's on the ship, isn't he? *both dock onto the ship and board* Lia: Tucker? Trip! Where are you? T'Pol: Commander Tucker as well as the Captain are on an away mission at the moment. Lia: Boo-hoo. *Brightens* Can we play with the holo-deck? T'Pol: I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. Lia: Oh pooh. You don't have holo-decks yet, do you? T'Pol: What are holo-decks? Lia: they are kinda like holograms, except more real, like the EMH.oh wait, you don't have those yet either, do you? T'Pol: I have no idea what you speak of. Lia: *to Legolas* This is fun! Messing with T'Pol's mind.hee hee hee. Legolas: Lia, we need to finish our battle. You can mess with Vulcan minds later. Lia: I am the allmighty authoress! I can do whatever I please! Lia: Actually, you can't! I'm BAAACCKKK!!! Legolas: Wha-! *looks at two identical Lias, standing in front of him* Lia: I am the real Lia. This Vuclan-mind-messing person is actually my handmaiden, Padme, who also doubles as my bodyguard. Legolas: huh? *Lia has transformed into a certain Queen of Naboo* Obi-wan: What new devilry is this? *looks at the Gundams* More technology of the bad-people? (A/N: It's morning, I'm tired, I haven't had my coffee. Plus I'm not sure which Episode I'm on right now so I don't remember who the bad-guys are. Don't flame me) Lia: (the real one, and FYI, the handmaiden is gone) OBI!!! *glomps* Obi-wan: Gettoffame! Lia/Amidala: Sorry. Where's Ani? obi-wan: (Looking grave) Anakin went to the dark side many years ago, just after Luke was born. He is now Darth Vader. Lia/Amidala: EEWW!!! *she has been glomping the OLD Obi-Wan. Like the really old one.* Legolas, how did this happen? It's my fic, why aren't I glomping the incredibly hot Obi-Wan Kenobi! Legolas: Well, what is the one thing we have been missing lately. Lia: *groans* You mean this is another plot twist? Legolas: Exactly. Lia: WAAAAA!!!!! I WANNA GLOMP HOT OBI-WAN!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Steiner: Where am I? One minute I'm trying to rescue the Princess, the next I'm.where? Zidane: Calm DOWN, Sir Rustalot! Steiner: I told you, stop calling me that. Now, we need to find the princess! Zidane: yah, I'm on it, Don't worry. *Both disappear* Legolas: Okay, now what was that? Lia: (To readers) I just began playing FF9 and it rocks, so I had to put something in here. However, I don't think Star Wars was exactly the place.