Orenji-chan: "My gosh!! Life isn't fair!!!"
Yami-Orenji: "OMG! You just now figured that out?!"
Orenji-chan: *rolls eyes* "Sorry I spilt the lemon juice."
Yami-Orenji: "YOU BETTER BE!!!!! How am I to survive without my
favorite drink?!"
Orenji-chan: "You know, you shouldn't drink that plain. It's weird.
Anyway, sorry this took so long, my parents made me finish
my Insect Project, and lesse, today it's Tuesday, and it's
due.....NEXT MONDAY!!!! DAMN!!! That makes me angry...
Weevil: "On the bright side, now it's done and you can do fun things
this weekend!"
Yami Bakura: ".....While watching all your friends writhe in pain as
they struggle to get it done Sunday night and realize they
only have 2 orders and seven insects, and are about to
fail Science class and be grounded for the rest of their
miserable, pathetic lives!!!
Orenji-chan: "That's REALLY creepy, Yami B. And plus that's only Joey.
(I'll explain after fanfic!)
Yami Bakura: "DON'T CALL ME YAMI B!!!!!!"
Chapter #5
*Yugi and Yami are now separated, and Yami's head is stuck in a gutter*
Yami: ". Owwwww..."
Kaiba: "MY HAND IS FREE!!!!!!"
*Suddenly, a loudspeaker from nowhere begins to speak!*
Indistinct Voice: "Will all band students please report to the band
room right now.....*crackle*"
Weevil: "........."
*They all continue on, and finally get to the school*
Pegsy: "MY!!! You are all very late. Did I wake you from your slumber?"
Kaiba: "Shut up, Peggy."
Pegsy: "I will pretend I did not hear that. OH! It seems we have a
couple of new students joining us today!!!
*Yami and Yami B (HEHE!) look at each other in horror*
Yamis: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Pegsy: "Hmm, lets see...... Yami can play the-
Yami: "NOOOOOO!!!!!"
Pegsy: "I havn't said anything yet, Yami Boy. Anyway, you can play the
Cello. Yami B can play the Saxaphone!!!!
Yami: "What is this Cello?"
Yami B: "And why the hell would you put Socks on a Phone?!"
Bakura: "It's a SAXaphone, and a Cello is slightly smaller than a Bass,
and is played while sitting down. It is vital to an orchestra."
Yami B: "How do you know this?!"
Bakura: "I play Violin. I specialize in orchestra instruments."
Yami B: "You specialize in being a freak."
*Bakura scoffs*
Joey: "Speaking of which, why do you have white hair?"
Bakura: "Uh........"
Kaiba: "It's SO obvious."
*Kaiba grabs Mokuba*
Kaiba: "As you can see, Object A, Bakura, and Object B, Mokuba, have
very similar, unruly hair. Object A OBVIOUSLY is Object B's
sibling, and has tricked us all in to believing that I am
Odject B's brother, and attempted to dye his hair a different
color so as not to look as much like Object B."
Yugi: "Kaiba, I think your theory is wacked."
Joey: "I think you just want to avoid the long awaited question."
*Everyone looks at Joey in a confused manor*
Joey: "THE QUESTION IS: If Kaiba's so rich, how come he can't afford
to give Mokuba a decent haircut?"
*Anime fall*
//Authors's Note: Actually, that's my question. It distresses me
greatly. Oh, and that Bakura/Mokuba theory is a LOOOOOOOONG story.../
Pegsy: "Hellooooo? What about the Band????????"
Yugi: "LOOKIE!!!! I've practiced!!!!!!
*He attempts to play the Sailor Moon theme song, but can't reach the
strings on top and ends up getting his head stuck in it o.O*
Yami: "Err, that was lovely aibou......."
Pegsy: "Ok........How about you, Mai?
Mai: "heh....."
*Begins playing an awesome Electric guitar solo*
Pegsy: "........Joey?"
*Joey toots his Weenie Whistle once and then grins stupidly*
Pegsy: "Alrighty then......T`ea?"
*T`ea begins playing her flute, but stops on the 5th measure*
T`ea: "That's all the farther I've gotten."
Pegsy: "T`ea, that wasn't funny. This is supposed to be comical.
Anyway......Bandit Keith?"
*Slowly plays the first 10 notes, screwing up 7 times .*
Pegsy: "STOP!!!! That's enough, err, Tristan?"
*Plays drum solo....Sorry, i don't know much about drums.....*
Pegsy: "Ok, now Kaiba Boy, Mokuba, Weevil, Rexy, Croquet, then Bakura."
Kaiba: "I refuse to play the Piccolo."
Pegsy: *Stuffs it in Kaiba's mouth* "PLAY IT!!!!"
Kaiba: *Muffled* "Iwl Sue!!!!!
Mokuba: "REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAADY EVERYONE??????"
*Starts to play the intro to VeggieTales, and Bob the Tomato hops in*
Bob: "If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile!
If you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the Prooooduce
Aisle!!!!!
*Does eyebrow thing*
Bob: "Have we gotta show for you!!!!!"
Yami B: "NOOOOO!!!!"
*Sends Bob to the Graveyard*
Yami B: "That was a close one!!!!"
Mokuba: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Weevil: "Err, I believe it's my turn...."
Mokuba: "YOU SPIT ON ME!!!!!!!"
Weevil: "Well, what can I say? Anyway......HAHEM!!!!"
*Hits his two pencils together*
Weevil: "I am through..."
Rexy: "MY TURN!!!!! This'll be Dino-tastic!!!!!"
*Everyone sweatdrops as he shakes his maracas*
Croquet: "I thought you fired me......"
Pegsy: "DO IT ANYWAY!!!!!!"
Croquet: "Fine..."
*Shakes the cow bell*
Joey: "Moo. That makes me wanna dance. (Said in monotone)
*Does freaky N*SYNC like dance moves*
Joey: "Cool."
***
Hehe! I like how this chapter turned out!!! Sorry it took so long!!
Yami-Orenji: "Shouldn't you explain a few things to the readers?!"
Orenji-chan: "Oh, yeah!!!! Sorry if you're confused. This may take a
while.......
Ok, 'Joey' is actually a boy in mine and Avi's class named Ryan.
He is so like Joey, we, er, call him Joey!! He's got the tall hair, the
same stupidness, and people enjoy calling him dog-related names!!
Joey(Ryan) and a cool kid named Paul that we call Gus, Cuz his last
name is Gustafson, were explaining to us about the 'Lance Bass show',
they saw this on Mad TV. It had Lance Bass saying 'That makes me wanna
dance' after everything, and then he would do stupid N*SYNC lookalike
dance move. Then he would say 'Cool.' dumbly. Gus likes to dance.
Yami-Orenji: "Go Gus!!!!!"
Orenji-chan: "Yep. He is so funny. He's shorter than me, too!!!!!!"
*Happy skipping*
Yami B: "Well, whoever this kid is has you awefully EXCITED...hehe.."
Orenji-chan: *Head gets very large like Chi-Chi's from DBZ*
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!"
Yami B: "."
Yami-Orenji: "Since Orenji-chan is a bit preoccupied....I guess I'll
do the ending....I hope you enjoyed this chapter.....
Sorry, it's a little odd......*Shuffles papers* Oh, yeah,
It's not my fault.......We'll TRY to get Avalon to help
w/ the next Chappie.....Anything you want to contribute
to this will be greatly appreciated....Thanx for
reviewing........Pleez keep up w/ the Reviews...Next
chapter up soon, hopefully....."
Orenji-chan: "And you can always email me at V_Erai@hotmail.com!!!
If you know anything about band instruments that you
think would be helpful to me, pleez tell! I'm not in Band,
I used to be in Orchestra but I quit cuz the teacher was
a demon in disguise. Thankies!!! Oh, and don't drink my
Yami's lemon juice!"
Yami-Orenji: "Damn straight!"
_______________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragonball Z, VeggieTales, Mad TV
or N*CYNC (Thank God!) But I do own my Yami.......^.^'
_______________________________________________________________________
Yami-Orenji: "OMG! You just now figured that out?!"
Orenji-chan: *rolls eyes* "Sorry I spilt the lemon juice."
Yami-Orenji: "YOU BETTER BE!!!!! How am I to survive without my
favorite drink?!"
Orenji-chan: "You know, you shouldn't drink that plain. It's weird.
Anyway, sorry this took so long, my parents made me finish
my Insect Project, and lesse, today it's Tuesday, and it's
due.....NEXT MONDAY!!!! DAMN!!! That makes me angry...
Weevil: "On the bright side, now it's done and you can do fun things
this weekend!"
Yami Bakura: ".....While watching all your friends writhe in pain as
they struggle to get it done Sunday night and realize they
only have 2 orders and seven insects, and are about to
fail Science class and be grounded for the rest of their
miserable, pathetic lives!!!
Orenji-chan: "That's REALLY creepy, Yami B. And plus that's only Joey.
(I'll explain after fanfic!)
Yami Bakura: "DON'T CALL ME YAMI B!!!!!!"
Chapter #5
*Yugi and Yami are now separated, and Yami's head is stuck in a gutter*
Yami: ". Owwwww..."
Kaiba: "MY HAND IS FREE!!!!!!"
*Suddenly, a loudspeaker from nowhere begins to speak!*
Indistinct Voice: "Will all band students please report to the band
room right now.....*crackle*"
Weevil: "........."
*They all continue on, and finally get to the school*
Pegsy: "MY!!! You are all very late. Did I wake you from your slumber?"
Kaiba: "Shut up, Peggy."
Pegsy: "I will pretend I did not hear that. OH! It seems we have a
couple of new students joining us today!!!
*Yami and Yami B (HEHE!) look at each other in horror*
Yamis: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Pegsy: "Hmm, lets see...... Yami can play the-
Yami: "NOOOOOO!!!!!"
Pegsy: "I havn't said anything yet, Yami Boy. Anyway, you can play the
Cello. Yami B can play the Saxaphone!!!!
Yami: "What is this Cello?"
Yami B: "And why the hell would you put Socks on a Phone?!"
Bakura: "It's a SAXaphone, and a Cello is slightly smaller than a Bass,
and is played while sitting down. It is vital to an orchestra."
Yami B: "How do you know this?!"
Bakura: "I play Violin. I specialize in orchestra instruments."
Yami B: "You specialize in being a freak."
*Bakura scoffs*
Joey: "Speaking of which, why do you have white hair?"
Bakura: "Uh........"
Kaiba: "It's SO obvious."
*Kaiba grabs Mokuba*
Kaiba: "As you can see, Object A, Bakura, and Object B, Mokuba, have
very similar, unruly hair. Object A OBVIOUSLY is Object B's
sibling, and has tricked us all in to believing that I am
Odject B's brother, and attempted to dye his hair a different
color so as not to look as much like Object B."
Yugi: "Kaiba, I think your theory is wacked."
Joey: "I think you just want to avoid the long awaited question."
*Everyone looks at Joey in a confused manor*
Joey: "THE QUESTION IS: If Kaiba's so rich, how come he can't afford
to give Mokuba a decent haircut?"
*Anime fall*
//Authors's Note: Actually, that's my question. It distresses me
greatly. Oh, and that Bakura/Mokuba theory is a LOOOOOOOONG story.../
Pegsy: "Hellooooo? What about the Band????????"
Yugi: "LOOKIE!!!! I've practiced!!!!!!
*He attempts to play the Sailor Moon theme song, but can't reach the
strings on top and ends up getting his head stuck in it o.O*
Yami: "Err, that was lovely aibou......."
Pegsy: "Ok........How about you, Mai?
Mai: "heh....."
*Begins playing an awesome Electric guitar solo*
Pegsy: "........Joey?"
*Joey toots his Weenie Whistle once and then grins stupidly*
Pegsy: "Alrighty then......T`ea?"
*T`ea begins playing her flute, but stops on the 5th measure*
T`ea: "That's all the farther I've gotten."
Pegsy: "T`ea, that wasn't funny. This is supposed to be comical.
Anyway......Bandit Keith?"
*Slowly plays the first 10 notes, screwing up 7 times .*
Pegsy: "STOP!!!! That's enough, err, Tristan?"
*Plays drum solo....Sorry, i don't know much about drums.....*
Pegsy: "Ok, now Kaiba Boy, Mokuba, Weevil, Rexy, Croquet, then Bakura."
Kaiba: "I refuse to play the Piccolo."
Pegsy: *Stuffs it in Kaiba's mouth* "PLAY IT!!!!"
Kaiba: *Muffled* "Iwl Sue!!!!!
Mokuba: "REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAADY EVERYONE??????"
*Starts to play the intro to VeggieTales, and Bob the Tomato hops in*
Bob: "If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile!
If you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the Prooooduce
Aisle!!!!!
*Does eyebrow thing*
Bob: "Have we gotta show for you!!!!!"
Yami B: "NOOOOO!!!!"
*Sends Bob to the Graveyard*
Yami B: "That was a close one!!!!"
Mokuba: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Weevil: "Err, I believe it's my turn...."
Mokuba: "YOU SPIT ON ME!!!!!!!"
Weevil: "Well, what can I say? Anyway......HAHEM!!!!"
*Hits his two pencils together*
Weevil: "I am through..."
Rexy: "MY TURN!!!!! This'll be Dino-tastic!!!!!"
*Everyone sweatdrops as he shakes his maracas*
Croquet: "I thought you fired me......"
Pegsy: "DO IT ANYWAY!!!!!!"
Croquet: "Fine..."
*Shakes the cow bell*
Joey: "Moo. That makes me wanna dance. (Said in monotone)
*Does freaky N*SYNC like dance moves*
Joey: "Cool."
***
Hehe! I like how this chapter turned out!!! Sorry it took so long!!
Yami-Orenji: "Shouldn't you explain a few things to the readers?!"
Orenji-chan: "Oh, yeah!!!! Sorry if you're confused. This may take a
while.......
Ok, 'Joey' is actually a boy in mine and Avi's class named Ryan.
He is so like Joey, we, er, call him Joey!! He's got the tall hair, the
same stupidness, and people enjoy calling him dog-related names!!
Joey(Ryan) and a cool kid named Paul that we call Gus, Cuz his last
name is Gustafson, were explaining to us about the 'Lance Bass show',
they saw this on Mad TV. It had Lance Bass saying 'That makes me wanna
dance' after everything, and then he would do stupid N*SYNC lookalike
dance move. Then he would say 'Cool.' dumbly. Gus likes to dance.
Yami-Orenji: "Go Gus!!!!!"
Orenji-chan: "Yep. He is so funny. He's shorter than me, too!!!!!!"
*Happy skipping*
Yami B: "Well, whoever this kid is has you awefully EXCITED...hehe.."
Orenji-chan: *Head gets very large like Chi-Chi's from DBZ*
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!"
Yami B: "."
Yami-Orenji: "Since Orenji-chan is a bit preoccupied....I guess I'll
do the ending....I hope you enjoyed this chapter.....
Sorry, it's a little odd......*Shuffles papers* Oh, yeah,
It's not my fault.......We'll TRY to get Avalon to help
w/ the next Chappie.....Anything you want to contribute
to this will be greatly appreciated....Thanx for
reviewing........Pleez keep up w/ the Reviews...Next
chapter up soon, hopefully....."
Orenji-chan: "And you can always email me at V_Erai@hotmail.com!!!
If you know anything about band instruments that you
think would be helpful to me, pleez tell! I'm not in Band,
I used to be in Orchestra but I quit cuz the teacher was
a demon in disguise. Thankies!!! Oh, and don't drink my
Yami's lemon juice!"
Yami-Orenji: "Damn straight!"
_______________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragonball Z, VeggieTales, Mad TV
or N*CYNC (Thank God!) But I do own my Yami.......^.^'
_______________________________________________________________________