Authors note wrote this because I saw a picture of teenage mutant ninja turtles and I felt like I needed to write a story, and I wanted it to be funny like invader Zim so I mixed the two together and this is what I came up with enjoy!!! {And GIR is Jhonen Vazques character not mine}



The Robot Squirrel Ninja GIR

One very dark, and I mean very dark night Leo (A/N: my own character) was walking down a street and saw a light coming from a strange looking house.

Leo: "what is that" *he blinked rapidly*

So he went into the house and saw this round sort of escape pod thing.*LeoWent to look inside*and suddenly a strange robot popped out.

Ninja GIR: "WAAAAACHAAA !!!"

Leo: "what the hell are you"

Ninja GIR: "I'm a squirrel I can do this *makes the squirrel face*and I can do this hyaaaaa!! *Does a ninja pose*

Leo: are you a friendly squirrel/ninja/robot?

Ninja GIR: "I'm running, I'm running, whoohoooo! I'm running! Wheehehehe! I'm naked!"

Leo: o.k I'll just call you GIR you can come to my house *looks around for any relatives *with me come on GIR.

Ninja GIR: "I like you."

Leo's Mom: hi Leo I'm in the mood for baking what should I make son?

Ninja GIR: "Let's make biscuits! Let's make biscuits!"

Leo's Mom: ok

Leo: * goes upstairs * GIR your not supposed to yell out like that my mom doesn't know about you yet, ok?

Ninja GIR: "I'm gonna eat you!"

Leo: no!!

Ninja GIR: "Aww, you looked so cute!"

Leo: so what should we do know GIR?

Ninja GIR: "Aww...I wanted to explode!"

Leo: no GIR anything else?

Ninja GIR: I like dancin' like a monkey!"

Leo: ok you can I'm gonna try and find out were you came from.

Ninja GIR: "It's got chicken legs!"

Leo: who does?

Ninja GIR: Master!!

FIN!! Of part one! R&R or else!!