Av: Hello! I am second author of this "slightly" mental ficcy! And this is
SO NOT MY FAULT! I was like half dead (O.o), probably slightly drunken
(O.o), and it was like 3 in the morning! I mean, come on! How am I not
supposed to think of this at 3 in the morning?!? .Did that make sense? Not
like it matters, but for the ness of it all (I don't think that made sense
either O.o) you can call me Avalon, Avi, Av.every1 does ^^. Ok, is it just
me or at the end of the last sentence I wrote, does it look like the little
happy-face-thing has a mole like that one model, Cindy Crawford? And that
brings me to my next point of discussion, (ew! Who says that?!) Is Pegsy's
name in the Japanese one Pegasus Crawford?! Cuz there's also a county in
Illinois called Crawford.. Don't ask, we had to do some dumb map project
for geography.
Yami B: God, Girl! Shut the hell up! You're like the thing that wouldn't shut up! If we let you, you'd talk until some1 strangled you!
Av: *begins to cry*
Yami: BAKURA! Look what you did! You are so evil!
Yami B: Ok, I thought we all already knew that.*gives Yami that "you are a inferior being" look (Orenji-chan: "I just have to interfere!!!! Just like Jay.. .ORENJI!!! Why are you interfering?! You promised this was MY chappie!!!! ., Jay's my brother...Err, sorry ladies and gents, but I must comment on the, er.. Events from above..^.^ The inferior beings thing is fun.from Abadon's ballet class.all her classmates look at me as if I am an inferior being since I don't do ballet.Um, Orenji, you don't DO ballet, you STUDY it x .x.newayz, I forgot to tell all yas that some peeps call me "Abadon" O.o don't ask how that got started x .x...Yami-Orenji: "Just like Grandma-but-Better and Four-Year-Old.compliments of Ian.`_' Abadon's mental face made in computer class in the 'glossary' w/ no words when we had nufin better to do but make faces.Damn computer teachers knew nufin.For those of you who have absolutely no clue what she just said..no Orenji! Not "get a life and eat cheese muffins!" x .x.. We would sit next to each other and type in the glossary.we got bored so we started making faces at each other.if you still don't understand that.get a life and eat cheese muffins x .x)
Av: *begins to giggle very childishly*
Yami B: What now?!
Av: *smiles* I just did "spell check" and it wanted me to change your name to Yams Baker!! He he!
Yami: *rolls around on the ground with laughter*
Yami B: Just start the damn fic! *scowls*
* * * Pegsy: Ok, Bakura, how much have you practiced? *starts twirling around and giggling*
Bakura: I didn't have time to practice last night, because I had to go to a ballet recital.
*Everyone looks at him oddly O.o*
Bakura: No. NOOOOO!!! *yells and jumps back in confused fury* I wasn't DOING (studying -_-) ballet, I was WATCHING it. Big difference..my recital's on Thursday. *gives everyone a "you are an inferior being" look*
Pegsy: Well, then play what you know!
Joey: This wouldn't be the right time to say 'would you like crumpets w/ your tea', would it?
Yami B: What the hell?! .
T`ea: What's this rated?
Yami B: R, hopefully.
Orenji-chan: Well, actually it was PG13, but I changed it to PG. Mistake?
Av: Hey!! MY chappie!!!
Orenji-chan: Erp.sorry.I'll stop if you give me a blueberry muffin! ^^
Av: Why are you in my house? ^^?
Orenji-chan: You invited me after your hamster died! *sniff*
Av: Waaaaaah! My *sniff* hamster *sniff* DIED!! Waaaaah! Sugar!! Waaaaaah!!!
Mai: Get on with it, it's just a.
Kaiba: .damn hamster.
Av: I hate you all! Hate! Hate! Waaaaaaaah!
Pegsy: Once I lost my dear Fluffums Jr., and I sniveled for weeks! Ahh, dear Fluffums Jr..*does moronic hand thing*
Av: I hate you Pegsy! *strangles Pegsy* Hate! Hate!
Yami B: Once again..you are like the thing that wouldn't shut up!
*Everybody starts strangling each other*
Yugi: Can't we all be friends?
Tristan*in a totally demented voice*: I thought we were friends?! Wah.
Bakura: Anyway..*valley-girl hand thing* This is what I do know. *starts playing "Flight of the Bumble Bee" perfectly on his violin*
Pegsy: I meant the Sailor Moon Theme song.you're making me look bad. .
Bakura: Yes, I know. If we didn't have to play such a mentally challenged song, I might have made an effort to memorize the so-called-
Joey: Mentally challenged is a big word for you, Bakura! ^-^
Mai: Joey, mentally challenged is two words.
Joey: *counting syllables on his fingers* Men-Ta-Lly Ch-al-len-ge-d..
Mai: Err, yeah..Why do you hang out with him again?
Yugi: Err..
T`ea: I don't.he just follows.
Kaiba: Like a dog. Joey: 6! It's 6 words! Noo.that's not right.HEY!! I ain'ta dog! @.@
Bakura: No, I believe-
Tristan: FREEZE! Lights!
*The lights turn off, and Tristan is in a spotlight, kneeling with microphone, looking kinda cool*
Tristan: *In R. Kelly-like voice* I believe.I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
*T`ea, Mai and Mokuba, wearing dresses, holding microphones and standing in the background*
Three: I think about it every day!
Joey: *wearing strap-on fairy wings* I spread my wings and fly away!
Tristan: I believe I can *Does the arm thing and knocks T`ea down* SOAR!
Yami B and Yami: I see me running through that open do-o-or!
Tristan: I BELIEVE I can fly!
Three: I can fly!
Tristan: I BELIEVE I can fly!
Three: I can fly!
Tristan: I can Fly-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye! Three: I CAN FLY!!
Tristan: I BELIEVE-
*Kaiba turns on light switch*
Kaiba: WHAT THE HELL?! MOKUBA! GET OUT OF THAT DRESS!!!
Mokuba: But I like the swishiness of it all! It's quite refreshing! I think it's made out of a chafon, silk, polyester blend.
Kaiba: That's the last time I make a video game character in your likeness!
Mokuba: .with a beautiful v-neck and lovely draping sleeves-
Pegsy: With matching heels & frills!
* * *
After everyone is back to somewhat normal *note the somewhat*
Weevil: Notice I was not involved in that!!
T`ea: Yes, you were! You were working the lights and sound system!
Weevil: *mumbles under his breath* Rexy did the lighting.
Yami B: I finally mastered this thing!
Rexy: That sounds like Pok`emon.what exactly did you master?
Yami B: . I mastered the Sax-O-Phoney. Listen- *Starts playing the Sailor Moon Theme song, blues style!*
Mai: Have I ever told you how stupid you are?!
* * *
Ya like?! I'm still here! ^-^ So.not much happened..but does it ever? I helpedy! ^-^ I got gum and a blueberry muffin, too! Would you go away!? I gave you chocolate! u.u Newayz, err, to sum it up. Please R&R, & um.yeah. And shut up and eat a cheese muffin! Yami-Orenji: Damn straight! Orenji, do I have a Yami? Erp.on with the disclaimer! Hey! You didn't answer my question!
* * *
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, I believe I can fly, the Sailor Moon theme song, Flight of the Bumblebee, Blues-style, Mia's really cool attitude, or R. Kelly. (Thank the Lord!) * * *
Av: What about my question?! Hello! Does no one care about me?!
Joey: Wait! It is two words!
Av: Waaaaaaah! I hate you! Hate! Hate!
Yami B: God, Girl! Shut the hell up! You're like the thing that wouldn't shut up! If we let you, you'd talk until some1 strangled you!
Av: *begins to cry*
Yami: BAKURA! Look what you did! You are so evil!
Yami B: Ok, I thought we all already knew that.*gives Yami that "you are a inferior being" look (Orenji-chan: "I just have to interfere!!!! Just like Jay.. .ORENJI!!! Why are you interfering?! You promised this was MY chappie!!!! ., Jay's my brother...Err, sorry ladies and gents, but I must comment on the, er.. Events from above..^.^ The inferior beings thing is fun.from Abadon's ballet class.all her classmates look at me as if I am an inferior being since I don't do ballet.Um, Orenji, you don't DO ballet, you STUDY it x .x.newayz, I forgot to tell all yas that some peeps call me "Abadon" O.o don't ask how that got started x .x...Yami-Orenji: "Just like Grandma-but-Better and Four-Year-Old.compliments of Ian.`_' Abadon's mental face made in computer class in the 'glossary' w/ no words when we had nufin better to do but make faces.Damn computer teachers knew nufin.For those of you who have absolutely no clue what she just said..no Orenji! Not "get a life and eat cheese muffins!" x .x.. We would sit next to each other and type in the glossary.we got bored so we started making faces at each other.if you still don't understand that.get a life and eat cheese muffins x .x)
Av: *begins to giggle very childishly*
Yami B: What now?!
Av: *smiles* I just did "spell check" and it wanted me to change your name to Yams Baker!! He he!
Yami: *rolls around on the ground with laughter*
Yami B: Just start the damn fic! *scowls*
* * * Pegsy: Ok, Bakura, how much have you practiced? *starts twirling around and giggling*
Bakura: I didn't have time to practice last night, because I had to go to a ballet recital.
*Everyone looks at him oddly O.o*
Bakura: No. NOOOOO!!! *yells and jumps back in confused fury* I wasn't DOING (studying -_-) ballet, I was WATCHING it. Big difference..my recital's on Thursday. *gives everyone a "you are an inferior being" look*
Pegsy: Well, then play what you know!
Joey: This wouldn't be the right time to say 'would you like crumpets w/ your tea', would it?
Yami B: What the hell?! .
T`ea: What's this rated?
Yami B: R, hopefully.
Orenji-chan: Well, actually it was PG13, but I changed it to PG. Mistake?
Av: Hey!! MY chappie!!!
Orenji-chan: Erp.sorry.I'll stop if you give me a blueberry muffin! ^^
Av: Why are you in my house? ^^?
Orenji-chan: You invited me after your hamster died! *sniff*
Av: Waaaaaah! My *sniff* hamster *sniff* DIED!! Waaaaah! Sugar!! Waaaaaah!!!
Mai: Get on with it, it's just a.
Kaiba: .damn hamster.
Av: I hate you all! Hate! Hate! Waaaaaaaah!
Pegsy: Once I lost my dear Fluffums Jr., and I sniveled for weeks! Ahh, dear Fluffums Jr..*does moronic hand thing*
Av: I hate you Pegsy! *strangles Pegsy* Hate! Hate!
Yami B: Once again..you are like the thing that wouldn't shut up!
*Everybody starts strangling each other*
Yugi: Can't we all be friends?
Tristan*in a totally demented voice*: I thought we were friends?! Wah.
Bakura: Anyway..*valley-girl hand thing* This is what I do know. *starts playing "Flight of the Bumble Bee" perfectly on his violin*
Pegsy: I meant the Sailor Moon Theme song.you're making me look bad. .
Bakura: Yes, I know. If we didn't have to play such a mentally challenged song, I might have made an effort to memorize the so-called-
Joey: Mentally challenged is a big word for you, Bakura! ^-^
Mai: Joey, mentally challenged is two words.
Joey: *counting syllables on his fingers* Men-Ta-Lly Ch-al-len-ge-d..
Mai: Err, yeah..Why do you hang out with him again?
Yugi: Err..
T`ea: I don't.he just follows.
Kaiba: Like a dog. Joey: 6! It's 6 words! Noo.that's not right.HEY!! I ain'ta dog! @.@
Bakura: No, I believe-
Tristan: FREEZE! Lights!
*The lights turn off, and Tristan is in a spotlight, kneeling with microphone, looking kinda cool*
Tristan: *In R. Kelly-like voice* I believe.I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
*T`ea, Mai and Mokuba, wearing dresses, holding microphones and standing in the background*
Three: I think about it every day!
Joey: *wearing strap-on fairy wings* I spread my wings and fly away!
Tristan: I believe I can *Does the arm thing and knocks T`ea down* SOAR!
Yami B and Yami: I see me running through that open do-o-or!
Tristan: I BELIEVE I can fly!
Three: I can fly!
Tristan: I BELIEVE I can fly!
Three: I can fly!
Tristan: I can Fly-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye! Three: I CAN FLY!!
Tristan: I BELIEVE-
*Kaiba turns on light switch*
Kaiba: WHAT THE HELL?! MOKUBA! GET OUT OF THAT DRESS!!!
Mokuba: But I like the swishiness of it all! It's quite refreshing! I think it's made out of a chafon, silk, polyester blend.
Kaiba: That's the last time I make a video game character in your likeness!
Mokuba: .with a beautiful v-neck and lovely draping sleeves-
Pegsy: With matching heels & frills!
* * *
After everyone is back to somewhat normal *note the somewhat*
Weevil: Notice I was not involved in that!!
T`ea: Yes, you were! You were working the lights and sound system!
Weevil: *mumbles under his breath* Rexy did the lighting.
Yami B: I finally mastered this thing!
Rexy: That sounds like Pok`emon.what exactly did you master?
Yami B: . I mastered the Sax-O-Phoney. Listen- *Starts playing the Sailor Moon Theme song, blues style!*
Mai: Have I ever told you how stupid you are?!
* * *
Ya like?! I'm still here! ^-^ So.not much happened..but does it ever? I helpedy! ^-^ I got gum and a blueberry muffin, too! Would you go away!? I gave you chocolate! u.u Newayz, err, to sum it up. Please R&R, & um.yeah. And shut up and eat a cheese muffin! Yami-Orenji: Damn straight! Orenji, do I have a Yami? Erp.on with the disclaimer! Hey! You didn't answer my question!
* * *
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, I believe I can fly, the Sailor Moon theme song, Flight of the Bumblebee, Blues-style, Mia's really cool attitude, or R. Kelly. (Thank the Lord!) * * *
Av: What about my question?! Hello! Does no one care about me?!
Joey: Wait! It is two words!
Av: Waaaaaaah! I hate you! Hate! Hate!