Yu-Gi-Oh: Yin and Yang

*Aboard the helicopter*

"Matt what's your problem?" Tatawaki asked looking nervously at his friend.

"Nothing man. I just forgot to mention that I have a small fear of flying." Matt replied looking slightly green.

"If you mess up my new leather seats I'll throw your ass right out of this chopper." Kaiba said looking slightly annoyed. "So you're the Japanese champion huh?"

"Yep wanna see my deck?" Teto said pulling out his deck.

"Probably not much to look at." Kaiba says flipping through Teto deck.

Teto's deck: 3 BEWD 3 REBD 3 Lord of D. 3 Curse of Dragon 3 Baby Dragon 3 Summon Skull 3 Ryu-Ran 1 Serpent Night Dragon 3 Dark Magician 3 Kazejin 2 Tri-Horn Dragon 3 Time Wizard

3 Flute of Summoning D. 1 Dark Hole 1 Monster Reborn 3 Dragon Treasure 3 Malevolent Nuzzler 3 Ookazi 3 De-Spell 1 Change of Heart 3 Fissure 3 Polymerization

1 Mirror Force 1 Just Desserts 1 Waboku 1 Fairy's Hand Mirror 1 Spell Binding Circle 1 Trap Hole

3 Black Skull Dragon 3 Thousand Dragon

"Yeah well I bet it could beat yours!" Teto boasts.

"Oh brother." Matt says pulling out an airsickness bag.

"Really now." Kaiba replies pulling out his deck and a miniature duel monsters holo-field. "How about we make this interesting and put up some cards? You put up your black skull dragons."

"Why would I put up my black skull dragons? What could you possibly have that would make me bet those-" Teto began but was cut off as Kaiba pulled out the. "Blue eyes ultimate dragon!"

"Yep." Kaiba said smirking confidently. "So are you in."

"HELL YES!"

"Then you can really call yourself a dragon champion." Matt says making use of the airsickness bag.

"Well then," Kaiba says even more confidently, "ITS TIME TO DUEL!"

Teto: 2000 Kaiba: 2000

"You can go first Teto." Said Kaiba boastfully.

Teto's hand.Ryu-ran, Malevolent Nuzzler, Baby Dragon, Fissure, Waboku, and the drawn card: Dark Hole.

"Okay first I'll lay this magic or trap card face down, and then this monster face down as well, ending my turn.

"Okay then Ill play Rude Kaiser in attack mode and then place this card face down. Then Ill attack!" Said Kaiba confidently.

"Bad move Kaiba Boy!" Teto flips the card to reveal a Ryu-ran 2200/2600. "You lose 800 life points."

Teto: 2000 Kaiba: 1200 "My turn now Kaiba Boy" Drawn card: Time Wizard. "Hmmmm Ill play Time Wizard and use Time Roulette! The arrow on Time Wizards wand spins round and round until it lands on a..

"SKULL ALL RIGHT" yelled Kaiba. "Awwww that sucks for you" Kaiba said chuckling."

Teto: 700 Kaiba: 1200

"Hmmmmmm now you're in for a real treat now pal. Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!" And now, I believe it's your turn."

"OK then." Drawn card: Fissure "I use my two fissures to rid you of that meddlesome dragon and that lizard wannabe. Then I play this monster face down on the field. It is now your turn"

"I play Saggi the Dark Clown in defense mode, and end my turn there."

Card drawn: Polymerization "I end my turn"

"OK then, I play Sword of Dark Destruction on Saggi, change him too attack mode, and attack your face down card!"

"My card was Baby Dragon, but I activate Waboku. And now its my turn." Card Drawn: Monster Reborn. "I use Monster Reborn to bring back your Blue Eyes White Dragon, and I attack your stupid clown, finishing the Duel!"

Teto: 700 Kaiba: 0

"Yea! I win, I win, I win, now pay up loser!"

"Fine take the card then! I hope you choke on it"

"I don't plan on eating it"

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() Videowiz: well Kungfool would do this, but Tea's owning on him in a fist fight. You heard it here first folks! Kungfool hits girls!

Kungfool: I DO NOT!!!!! *Tea kicks Kungfool in the balls then uppercuts him*

Videowiz: Well see ya next chapter and maybe Kungfool will wait till he's healed before getting into another fight.