The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: I still don't own it. Too bad.
Issue two: ** no one wants to review, so I will do it myself**
Topic: Sports
**Table set up and the Sages, Link, Sheik, Zelda, and the three fairies are sitting there. Din, Farore and Nayru are taking up battle positions. The reporters are in folding chairs around the room.**
DIN: Today's topic is sports. Before we begin, this is the ZELDA conference, so anyone who is not supposed to be here please leave now. **no one moves** Good. Let's start. over there. (points)
REPORTER FROM TERMINA MOBILE NEWS 30: Why can't the Goron baseball team do anything?
DRAUNIA: Because everyone cheats.
LINK: What?!
DRAUNIA: You heard me.
IMPA: Is it our fault that you are so slow? We routinely get perfect games against you. You JUST SIT THERE AT THE PLATE!
DIN: -_- Next question please. you there.
REPORTER FROM ZORA SPORTS NETWORK: Ruto, do you see the Zoras winning again in the Hyrule Olympics?
RUTO: Of course! Even if it isn't all water events, we are completely the best.
LINK: **covers mouth with his hand** **coughs**
RUTO: What was that Linky-poo?
NAYRU: **groan**
DIN: My sentiments exactly. Can we move on before war breaks out?
REPORTER FROM HYRULE MONTHLY: Why wont' the Sheikahs participate in the Hyrule Olympics?
IMPA: Is there a reason you are asking?
R.F.H.M.: Are you afraid of coming out?
SHEIK: There is a reason we live where we do you know.
R.F.H.M.: So you are afraid you will lose.
IMPA & SHEIK: **closer to warpath**
R.F.H.M.: **oblivious** You are afraid of the other races of Hyrule beating your people into next year.
SHEIK: **stands** How about I tie you up and take you to my village? Then we will see if you change your tune.
FARORE: Sheik, sit down.
SHEIK: **does so.**
DIN: **grumbling** I hate my job. **looks up** Oh! Right.. Ummm. you next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA NEWS WEEKLY: Do the fairies play any sports?
NAVI: Why...
R.F.T.N.W.: Because people pay to know.
TATL: I play hockey.
TAEL: So do I.
NAVI: Since when?
TATL: Lots of times. Where have you been?
NAVI: I play tennis.
RANDOM REPORTER: HOW!? YOU ARE BARELY AN INCH TALL!!
NAVI: We have our own land. We have our sports arenas too. So :P
DIN: One more then we are done for today.
FARORE: With no physical harm.
NAYRU: Watch it! You're gonna jinx it.
DIN: **points** you there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Why do the Gorons try to play sports even though they can't even think on their own?
DRAUNIA: **stands** COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!!
DIN: THAT'S IT, CONFERENCE OVER!! **storms off**
FARORE AND NAYRU: **look at each other, shrug, then follow.**
REST OF TABLE: **rushes the doors**
REPORTER 2356: That was interesting.
End Conference.
OK. maybe not as good as the first one. I'm trying **whiny face**
Disclaimer: I still don't own it. Too bad.
Issue two: ** no one wants to review, so I will do it myself**
Topic: Sports
**Table set up and the Sages, Link, Sheik, Zelda, and the three fairies are sitting there. Din, Farore and Nayru are taking up battle positions. The reporters are in folding chairs around the room.**
DIN: Today's topic is sports. Before we begin, this is the ZELDA conference, so anyone who is not supposed to be here please leave now. **no one moves** Good. Let's start. over there. (points)
REPORTER FROM TERMINA MOBILE NEWS 30: Why can't the Goron baseball team do anything?
DRAUNIA: Because everyone cheats.
LINK: What?!
DRAUNIA: You heard me.
IMPA: Is it our fault that you are so slow? We routinely get perfect games against you. You JUST SIT THERE AT THE PLATE!
DIN: -_- Next question please. you there.
REPORTER FROM ZORA SPORTS NETWORK: Ruto, do you see the Zoras winning again in the Hyrule Olympics?
RUTO: Of course! Even if it isn't all water events, we are completely the best.
LINK: **covers mouth with his hand** **coughs**
RUTO: What was that Linky-poo?
NAYRU: **groan**
DIN: My sentiments exactly. Can we move on before war breaks out?
REPORTER FROM HYRULE MONTHLY: Why wont' the Sheikahs participate in the Hyrule Olympics?
IMPA: Is there a reason you are asking?
R.F.H.M.: Are you afraid of coming out?
SHEIK: There is a reason we live where we do you know.
R.F.H.M.: So you are afraid you will lose.
IMPA & SHEIK: **closer to warpath**
R.F.H.M.: **oblivious** You are afraid of the other races of Hyrule beating your people into next year.
SHEIK: **stands** How about I tie you up and take you to my village? Then we will see if you change your tune.
FARORE: Sheik, sit down.
SHEIK: **does so.**
DIN: **grumbling** I hate my job. **looks up** Oh! Right.. Ummm. you next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA NEWS WEEKLY: Do the fairies play any sports?
NAVI: Why...
R.F.T.N.W.: Because people pay to know.
TATL: I play hockey.
TAEL: So do I.
NAVI: Since when?
TATL: Lots of times. Where have you been?
NAVI: I play tennis.
RANDOM REPORTER: HOW!? YOU ARE BARELY AN INCH TALL!!
NAVI: We have our own land. We have our sports arenas too. So :P
DIN: One more then we are done for today.
FARORE: With no physical harm.
NAYRU: Watch it! You're gonna jinx it.
DIN: **points** you there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Why do the Gorons try to play sports even though they can't even think on their own?
DRAUNIA: **stands** COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!!
DIN: THAT'S IT, CONFERENCE OVER!! **storms off**
FARORE AND NAYRU: **look at each other, shrug, then follow.**
REST OF TABLE: **rushes the doors**
REPORTER 2356: That was interesting.
End Conference.
OK. maybe not as good as the first one. I'm trying **whiny face**