The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: the same as every other chapter.
A/N: Here we go again.
**Din is standing at a podium, looking really thrilled to be here. Farore and Nayru are at battle stations. The "torturees" enter and take their seats at the table. Reporters are just itching to get going.**
DIN: All right. let's get this over with. Today's topic is. **searches through papers** great.
FARORE: How bad?
DIN: ...........food.
RAURU: **suddenly looks up**
DIN: figures. Before we begin, we don't want a repeat of the first one. so this is, once again, the ZELDA conference. **a couple of reporters leave** Thank you. Let's start.. there (points).
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Rauru, exactly how much do you eat in a day?
RAURU: Let's see. I get up. have breakfast, have my mid-morning-after- breakfast-breakfast, my mid-morning-after-breakfast-breakfast-brunch.
R.F.H.S.: I think that pretty much answered it.
NABOORU: **edging away**
IMPA: **looks at Nabooru** Don't blame you one bit.
NABOORU: How come I have to sit next to him?
SHEIK: Because whoever came up with this is sadistic.
AUTHOR: WHAT WAS THAT SHEIK?!
SHEIK: nothing...
DIN: Who am I supposed to pray to? Oh well.next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE FOOD MAGAZINE: Quick on for everyone on the dais, what is your favorite food?
(A/N: The order will also give you the seating arrangement. the fairies are still on top of the table itself)
RAURU: Super-cherry-strawberry-jelly-jam-ice-cream!!
NABOORU: eww.. Grilled Desert Leevers.
IMPA: I prefer boiled Red Tecktite.
SHEIK: But that takes all the spices out of it!!
IMPA: Your point?
SHEIK: -_- Red Tecktite.
SARIA: Carrot sticks!
RUTO: Blue Tecktite.
DRAUNIA: Marble is good.
LINK: Lon Lon Milk.
SHEIK: That's not a food. That's a drink.
LINK: Look at me caring.
ZELDA: Tecktite royal.
NABOORU: spoiled brat.
ZELDA: **leaning over the table** WHAT WAS THAT!!
NABOORU: You heard me!
FARORE AND NAYRU: **stop the catfight before it begins** sigh.
R.F.H.F.M.: How about the fairies?
NAVI: Tecktite.
TATL: Termina Tecktite.
TAEL: white boe.
NAVI AND TATL: O_O
TAEL: **turns red**
LINK: I'm not asking.
DIN: Are we done yet. guess not. You over there.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE RYLLEN NEWSPAPER: Hey Sheik, how can you eat with those bandages super-glued to your face?
SHEIK: They are not superglued. And I take them off.
DIN: One more. in the back there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Rauru, have you ever considered a diet?
RAURU: What's a diet?
DIN: CONFERENCE OVER. **storms off**
FARORE: I thought that one went rather well.
NAYRU: **points to Zelda and Nabooru, who are just waiting for the goddesses to leave**
FARORE: or not. **leaves and drags Zelda with her**
NAYRU: **follows, dragging a protesting Nabooru**
REST OF TABLE: **book it to the exits**
REPORTERS: o_o
RANDOM REPORTER 1: We were so close.
RANDOM REPORTER 2: If the goddesses hadn't' stopped them, we would have had a real fight!!
RANDOM REPORTER 3: There's always next time.
End conference.
I'm going to keep doing this whether I get reviews or not. So either you pick or I do.
Disclaimer: the same as every other chapter.
A/N: Here we go again.
**Din is standing at a podium, looking really thrilled to be here. Farore and Nayru are at battle stations. The "torturees" enter and take their seats at the table. Reporters are just itching to get going.**
DIN: All right. let's get this over with. Today's topic is. **searches through papers** great.
FARORE: How bad?
DIN: ...........food.
RAURU: **suddenly looks up**
DIN: figures. Before we begin, we don't want a repeat of the first one. so this is, once again, the ZELDA conference. **a couple of reporters leave** Thank you. Let's start.. there (points).
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Rauru, exactly how much do you eat in a day?
RAURU: Let's see. I get up. have breakfast, have my mid-morning-after- breakfast-breakfast, my mid-morning-after-breakfast-breakfast-brunch.
R.F.H.S.: I think that pretty much answered it.
NABOORU: **edging away**
IMPA: **looks at Nabooru** Don't blame you one bit.
NABOORU: How come I have to sit next to him?
SHEIK: Because whoever came up with this is sadistic.
AUTHOR: WHAT WAS THAT SHEIK?!
SHEIK: nothing...
DIN: Who am I supposed to pray to? Oh well.next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE FOOD MAGAZINE: Quick on for everyone on the dais, what is your favorite food?
(A/N: The order will also give you the seating arrangement. the fairies are still on top of the table itself)
RAURU: Super-cherry-strawberry-jelly-jam-ice-cream!!
NABOORU: eww.. Grilled Desert Leevers.
IMPA: I prefer boiled Red Tecktite.
SHEIK: But that takes all the spices out of it!!
IMPA: Your point?
SHEIK: -_- Red Tecktite.
SARIA: Carrot sticks!
RUTO: Blue Tecktite.
DRAUNIA: Marble is good.
LINK: Lon Lon Milk.
SHEIK: That's not a food. That's a drink.
LINK: Look at me caring.
ZELDA: Tecktite royal.
NABOORU: spoiled brat.
ZELDA: **leaning over the table** WHAT WAS THAT!!
NABOORU: You heard me!
FARORE AND NAYRU: **stop the catfight before it begins** sigh.
R.F.H.F.M.: How about the fairies?
NAVI: Tecktite.
TATL: Termina Tecktite.
TAEL: white boe.
NAVI AND TATL: O_O
TAEL: **turns red**
LINK: I'm not asking.
DIN: Are we done yet. guess not. You over there.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE RYLLEN NEWSPAPER: Hey Sheik, how can you eat with those bandages super-glued to your face?
SHEIK: They are not superglued. And I take them off.
DIN: One more. in the back there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Rauru, have you ever considered a diet?
RAURU: What's a diet?
DIN: CONFERENCE OVER. **storms off**
FARORE: I thought that one went rather well.
NAYRU: **points to Zelda and Nabooru, who are just waiting for the goddesses to leave**
FARORE: or not. **leaves and drags Zelda with her**
NAYRU: **follows, dragging a protesting Nabooru**
REST OF TABLE: **book it to the exits**
REPORTERS: o_o
RANDOM REPORTER 1: We were so close.
RANDOM REPORTER 2: If the goddesses hadn't' stopped them, we would have had a real fight!!
RANDOM REPORTER 3: There's always next time.
End conference.
I'm going to keep doing this whether I get reviews or not. So either you pick or I do.