Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Same as everything else.
**reporters show up extra early, camera equipment is set up for this one. The Sages, Link, Zelda, Sheik, and the three fairies are at the table. Din goes up to the podium looking like someone just gave her the death sentence. Farore and Nayru take up battle stations.**
DIN: Welcome to another torture session...... I mean, another press conference. Today's topic will be...**looks down at paper** great..
FARORE: Spill it Din.
DIN: Weapons.
REPORTERS: YEAH!!!!!
DIN: Great.. let's get this one over with quickly. You in the back.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: This is for Sheik. Have you ever tied yourself up with your chain whip?
SHEIK: NO!
R.F.H.S.: I was just asking..
DIN: -_- Next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Link, is it true you put poison power on your sword?
LINK: Why would I want to?
R.F.T.G.: From what I heard, that is the only way you defeated Gannondorf.
LINK: WHAT?! WHO IS REPORTING THIS STUFF?!
DIN: Next..... (please let this end soon.)
REPORTER FROM HYRULE EVENING NEWS: Princess Zelda, can you use any weapons?
ZELDA: I prefer magic myself. But I can use a sword.
SHEIK: She thinks she can anyway...
ZELDA: Did you say something Sheik? **glare of death**
SHEIK: nothing...
FARORE: Why do we even bother?
DIN: I hope you are getting paid for this, cause I'm not. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE WEEKLY MAGAZINE: Impa, what kind of weapons do you prefer?
IMPA: I can use just about anything, but I prefer a long sword.
R.F.H.W.M.: How about Rauru?
RAURU: Well.....
NABOORU: He doesn't need one. Any weapon used against him is bounced off all of that flab and inflicts on the person wielding it. ^_^
RAURU: WHAT WAS THAT?!!!
NABOORU: **smirk** You heard me.
FARORE & NAYRU: **once again, stop the fight before it starts**
REPORTERS: darn...
DIN: **groan** next..
REPORTER FROM HYRULE FOREST NEWS: Saria, do you use any weapons?
SARIA: Just the Deku Nuts and Sticks. I don't like violence.
R.F.H.F.N.: Is that it or are you scared?
SARIA: There is nothing wrong with being a pacifist.
R.F.H.F.N.: wimp.
LINK: SHE HAS MORE SENSE THAN YOU!!!!!
R.F.H.F.N.: eep...**sits down quickly**
DIN: I hate my life... is there any way to get out of this?
AUTHOR: No. Do your job.
DIN: **groan** next..
REPORTER FOR FAIRIES MONTHLY: What, if anything, do the fairies use?
NAVI: Sword.
LINK: No you don't.
NAVI: **pulls out fairy-sized sword** Yes I do.
LINK: Why didn't you ever tell me you had that?
NAVI: I don't have to tell you everything.
TAEL: I like archery.
TATL: Maybe someday you will hit the target too.
TAEL: **sniff**
TATL: YOU SENT AN ARROW THROUGH MY WINDOW!!!
TAEL: oops..
FARORE & NAYRU: **once again, damage control**
DIN: This is nonsense...
FARORE: Hasn't stopped us yet.
DIN: One more, then I am leaving. You over there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA INQUIRER: Ruto, isn't it true you cut off your fin blades to buy a dress to marry Link?
RUTO: Where did you hear that one? I am not a Zora warrior. I didn't have the fin blades to begin with. And I don't even have a wedding dress yet.. **looks at Link**
LINK: Get over it.
DIN: I'm leaving. **does so**
FARORE & NAYRU: **look at each other, shrug, then leave**
REST OF TABLE: ** gone within 2 seconds**
RANDOM REPORTER 1: We keep getting closer!!
RANDOM REPORTER 2: Don't worry, they can't keep them apart forever!
END CONFERENCE.
I am at a loss as to the next conference. Please help if you can. ^_^
Disclaimer: Same as everything else.
**reporters show up extra early, camera equipment is set up for this one. The Sages, Link, Zelda, Sheik, and the three fairies are at the table. Din goes up to the podium looking like someone just gave her the death sentence. Farore and Nayru take up battle stations.**
DIN: Welcome to another torture session...... I mean, another press conference. Today's topic will be...**looks down at paper** great..
FARORE: Spill it Din.
DIN: Weapons.
REPORTERS: YEAH!!!!!
DIN: Great.. let's get this one over with quickly. You in the back.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: This is for Sheik. Have you ever tied yourself up with your chain whip?
SHEIK: NO!
R.F.H.S.: I was just asking..
DIN: -_- Next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Link, is it true you put poison power on your sword?
LINK: Why would I want to?
R.F.T.G.: From what I heard, that is the only way you defeated Gannondorf.
LINK: WHAT?! WHO IS REPORTING THIS STUFF?!
DIN: Next..... (please let this end soon.)
REPORTER FROM HYRULE EVENING NEWS: Princess Zelda, can you use any weapons?
ZELDA: I prefer magic myself. But I can use a sword.
SHEIK: She thinks she can anyway...
ZELDA: Did you say something Sheik? **glare of death**
SHEIK: nothing...
FARORE: Why do we even bother?
DIN: I hope you are getting paid for this, cause I'm not. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE WEEKLY MAGAZINE: Impa, what kind of weapons do you prefer?
IMPA: I can use just about anything, but I prefer a long sword.
R.F.H.W.M.: How about Rauru?
RAURU: Well.....
NABOORU: He doesn't need one. Any weapon used against him is bounced off all of that flab and inflicts on the person wielding it. ^_^
RAURU: WHAT WAS THAT?!!!
NABOORU: **smirk** You heard me.
FARORE & NAYRU: **once again, stop the fight before it starts**
REPORTERS: darn...
DIN: **groan** next..
REPORTER FROM HYRULE FOREST NEWS: Saria, do you use any weapons?
SARIA: Just the Deku Nuts and Sticks. I don't like violence.
R.F.H.F.N.: Is that it or are you scared?
SARIA: There is nothing wrong with being a pacifist.
R.F.H.F.N.: wimp.
LINK: SHE HAS MORE SENSE THAN YOU!!!!!
R.F.H.F.N.: eep...**sits down quickly**
DIN: I hate my life... is there any way to get out of this?
AUTHOR: No. Do your job.
DIN: **groan** next..
REPORTER FOR FAIRIES MONTHLY: What, if anything, do the fairies use?
NAVI: Sword.
LINK: No you don't.
NAVI: **pulls out fairy-sized sword** Yes I do.
LINK: Why didn't you ever tell me you had that?
NAVI: I don't have to tell you everything.
TAEL: I like archery.
TATL: Maybe someday you will hit the target too.
TAEL: **sniff**
TATL: YOU SENT AN ARROW THROUGH MY WINDOW!!!
TAEL: oops..
FARORE & NAYRU: **once again, damage control**
DIN: This is nonsense...
FARORE: Hasn't stopped us yet.
DIN: One more, then I am leaving. You over there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA INQUIRER: Ruto, isn't it true you cut off your fin blades to buy a dress to marry Link?
RUTO: Where did you hear that one? I am not a Zora warrior. I didn't have the fin blades to begin with. And I don't even have a wedding dress yet.. **looks at Link**
LINK: Get over it.
DIN: I'm leaving. **does so**
FARORE & NAYRU: **look at each other, shrug, then leave**
REST OF TABLE: ** gone within 2 seconds**
RANDOM REPORTER 1: We keep getting closer!!
RANDOM REPORTER 2: Don't worry, they can't keep them apart forever!
END CONFERENCE.
I am at a loss as to the next conference. Please help if you can. ^_^