The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: The usual. Disclaimer2: All channels, shows, and networks are not mine, but belong to their respective companies.
A/N: to the person who asked about if Hyrule even had TVs, just remember, that hasn't stopped anyone before!! ^_^ A/N2: MONKEY?????????????????
**Reporters gather yet again. The table is set up, and the group is there. Din walks up to the podium, thrilled as usual. Damage control, also known as Farore and Nayru, are ready. Here we go again.**
DIN: You are getting how much for this?!
NABOORU: You heard me.
DIN: Why are you getting paid while I'm not?
NABOORU: Because I'm special.
DIN: Why you little....**looks up and sees that they are on** Oops.. welcome to another press conference. Today's topic will be television, the newest invention to hit Hyrule.
RAURU: YEAH!!!
DIN: must...resist...death urge..... SOMEONE START ASKING!!!!
REPORTERS: O_O
REPORTER FROM HYRULE WEEKLY NEWS: Simple enough to start..what are your favorite shows?
RAURU: I like the whole food network.
NABOORU: You would.
RAURU: What are you trying to say?
NABOORU: Take a guess.
FARORE & NAYRU: **brace**
NABOORU: I like the game shows.
IMPA: Mostly because that is all you can understand...
NABOORU: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY TASTES??!!
IMPA: You said it not me.
NABOORU: **now standing** GET OVER HERE AND FIGHT!!!
FARORE & NAYRU: **stop the fight**
DIN: This is getting ridiculous. Next.
IMPA: I like Police shows.
LINK: ?? OK. Sports.
DRAUNIA: Same on that one.
SARIA: Cartoons!!
RUTO: Soap operas.
ZELDA: Great, me and fish-face have something in common...
RUTO: **death glare**
SHEIK: Dare I say it...
LINK: Spill it Sheik.
SHEIK: **acting like he is fearing for his life** ummm.. **looks down** Shopping Channel.
WHOLE ROOM: O_O
TAEL: I would have never guessed you for that one!
TATL: My favorite stuff is Soap Operas.
NAVI: Mine too!!
ZELDA: Great.. first Fish-face, now lightbulbs with wings..
NAVI & TATL: X_X
TAEL: BATTLEBOTS!!!!!!
TATL: You would!
DIN: Very.....informative. Next.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY MAGAZINE: Tael, have you ever built a bot?
TAEL: Look at me and ask that again.
R.F.F.M.M.: I see your point.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Rauru, dare I ask...why do you like the food network so much?
RAURU: Just look at everything you can order!!
R.F.T.G: Actually, it is not a take-out..
RAURU: What?!!! **whimper**
DIN: I hate my life. Next.
REPORTER FROM GERUDO JOURNAL: Nabooru, have you ever been on a game show?
NABOORU: Sadly, no. They keep saying that I am over-qualified.
ZELDA: Translation: They don't want some Gerudo stealing the set.
NABOORU: COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!
ZELDA: ANY TIME GERUDO BITCH!!
FARORE & NAYRU: **damage control**
DIN: One more and that's it.
REPORTER FROM FABULOUS FOREST MAGAZINE: Saria, what is your favorite show?
SARIA: Well....Hmmm... that's tough. I'm going to say the Powerpuff Girls.
DIN: THAT'SALLGOODBYE!! **leaves very quickly**
FARORE & NAYRU: **watch**
FARORE: She has never moved that fast before.
NAYRU: Nabooru, how much are you getting?
NABOORU: Let me put it this way.. the Fortress is now twice as big as it was before.
FARORE & NAYRU: O_O **run after their sister**
LINK: Why are you getting paid?
NABOORU: Like I said before, I'm special.
TABLE: **leaves**
REPORTERS: ummmmm.....
RANDOM REPORTER: That was strange...
Disclaimer: The usual. Disclaimer2: All channels, shows, and networks are not mine, but belong to their respective companies.
A/N: to the person who asked about if Hyrule even had TVs, just remember, that hasn't stopped anyone before!! ^_^ A/N2: MONKEY?????????????????
**Reporters gather yet again. The table is set up, and the group is there. Din walks up to the podium, thrilled as usual. Damage control, also known as Farore and Nayru, are ready. Here we go again.**
DIN: You are getting how much for this?!
NABOORU: You heard me.
DIN: Why are you getting paid while I'm not?
NABOORU: Because I'm special.
DIN: Why you little....**looks up and sees that they are on** Oops.. welcome to another press conference. Today's topic will be television, the newest invention to hit Hyrule.
RAURU: YEAH!!!
DIN: must...resist...death urge..... SOMEONE START ASKING!!!!
REPORTERS: O_O
REPORTER FROM HYRULE WEEKLY NEWS: Simple enough to start..what are your favorite shows?
RAURU: I like the whole food network.
NABOORU: You would.
RAURU: What are you trying to say?
NABOORU: Take a guess.
FARORE & NAYRU: **brace**
NABOORU: I like the game shows.
IMPA: Mostly because that is all you can understand...
NABOORU: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY TASTES??!!
IMPA: You said it not me.
NABOORU: **now standing** GET OVER HERE AND FIGHT!!!
FARORE & NAYRU: **stop the fight**
DIN: This is getting ridiculous. Next.
IMPA: I like Police shows.
LINK: ?? OK. Sports.
DRAUNIA: Same on that one.
SARIA: Cartoons!!
RUTO: Soap operas.
ZELDA: Great, me and fish-face have something in common...
RUTO: **death glare**
SHEIK: Dare I say it...
LINK: Spill it Sheik.
SHEIK: **acting like he is fearing for his life** ummm.. **looks down** Shopping Channel.
WHOLE ROOM: O_O
TAEL: I would have never guessed you for that one!
TATL: My favorite stuff is Soap Operas.
NAVI: Mine too!!
ZELDA: Great.. first Fish-face, now lightbulbs with wings..
NAVI & TATL: X_X
TAEL: BATTLEBOTS!!!!!!
TATL: You would!
DIN: Very.....informative. Next.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY MAGAZINE: Tael, have you ever built a bot?
TAEL: Look at me and ask that again.
R.F.F.M.M.: I see your point.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Rauru, dare I ask...why do you like the food network so much?
RAURU: Just look at everything you can order!!
R.F.T.G: Actually, it is not a take-out..
RAURU: What?!!! **whimper**
DIN: I hate my life. Next.
REPORTER FROM GERUDO JOURNAL: Nabooru, have you ever been on a game show?
NABOORU: Sadly, no. They keep saying that I am over-qualified.
ZELDA: Translation: They don't want some Gerudo stealing the set.
NABOORU: COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!
ZELDA: ANY TIME GERUDO BITCH!!
FARORE & NAYRU: **damage control**
DIN: One more and that's it.
REPORTER FROM FABULOUS FOREST MAGAZINE: Saria, what is your favorite show?
SARIA: Well....Hmmm... that's tough. I'm going to say the Powerpuff Girls.
DIN: THAT'SALLGOODBYE!! **leaves very quickly**
FARORE & NAYRU: **watch**
FARORE: She has never moved that fast before.
NAYRU: Nabooru, how much are you getting?
NABOORU: Let me put it this way.. the Fortress is now twice as big as it was before.
FARORE & NAYRU: O_O **run after their sister**
LINK: Why are you getting paid?
NABOORU: Like I said before, I'm special.
TABLE: **leaves**
REPORTERS: ummmmm.....
RANDOM REPORTER: That was strange...