The Hyrule Press Conference
**All for freedom and for pleasure, nothing ever lasts forever, Everybody wants to rule the world! (Tears for Fears)**
Disclaimer: The same as everything else.
Disclaimer2: All music and titles and names are properties of their respective owners.
**Press agents seated in folding chairs facing a long table. The victims...I mean, the oh-so-lovely participants are once again seated there. Damage Control, Farore and Nayru, are standing at either end of the table, watching the door. Din hasn't entered yet.**
FARORE: You can't hide in there forever.
DIN: **from off camera** Watch me!
NAYRU: We have to get this thing started.
DIN: **v.o.** I'M NOT COMING OUT LIKE THIS!
NABOORU: What did she do?
FARORE: When she found out you got paid, she went upstairs and demanded that she get more than you for her goddess status.
NABOORU: O_O
FARORE: That's what we said.
LINK: Come on Din! It can't be that bad.
DIN: **v.o.** YES IT CAN!!
SHEIK: No one can leave until you get this over with.
DIN: **sighs, then comes in with black eye and huge bruise on her arm**
WHOLE ROOM: O_O X_X
DIN: Let's just get this over with. Welcome to the stupid conference, blah, blah, topic for today, music. You can start over there.
FARORE: Oh, we almost forgot. We invited someone new to join our table.
DIN: Farore, you didn't.....
FARORE: Don't worry, it will be fine. Come on in here!
**Gannondorf comes in and sits at the end of the table.**
LINK: WHAT!?
FARORE: Stop being such babies. OK, we can start now.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Sheik, can you sing?
SHEIK: Ummm. I've never really tried. **tries, and is wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy off key**
**Window shatters**
SHEIK: Guess I better stop now.. -_-()
DIN: Great.. Next.
REPORTER FROM VILLAINS MONTHLY: This is for Gannondorf, what is your favorite song?
GANNONDORF: "EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD" by Tears for Fears.
R.F.V.M.: Why that one?
GANNONDORF: Because I want to RULE THE WORLD!!!!
DIN: Did you really have to bring him here?
FARORE: You are so paranoid. Right Nayru?
NAYRU: I am not getting in the middle of this.
DIN: -_- Next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Zelda, what kind of music do you play in the castle?
ZELDA: Whatever I want.
AUTHOR: Welcome to your life. There's no turning back. Even while we sleep, we will find you acting on your best behavior, turn your back on Mother Nature, Everybody wants to rule the world. **for anyone not familiar, that is part of Gannon's fav.**
WHOLE ROOM: Where did that come from?
AUTHOR: I'm playing it while typing this. ^_^ Could be worse.
DIN: How?!
AUTHOR: Gannon knows.
GANNONDORF: Please don't... the PAIN!
DIN: I'm not asking. You are just too strange. Next reporter please.
REPORTER FROM DESERT SKY WEEKLY: Nabooru, what kind of music do you listen to in the fortress?
NABOORU: Hard rap, rock ballads, stuff like that.
R.F.D.S.W. What is your favorite?
NABOORU: I think I have to go with Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody".
IMPA: That explains a lot.
NABOORU: Care to repeat that?
IMPA: I am just saying that could explain your mentality.
NABOORU: **on feet** YOU. ME. NOW.
IMPA: **also standing** ANYTIME.
**Damage control**
GANNONDORF: Why did you break them up? It's been a while since I've seen a good fight.
FARORE: You keep quiet.
DIN: This is going great. A few more, then we leave.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE EVENING NEWS: Gannondorf, how could this have been made worse?
GANNONDORF: She is playing "Everybody wants to rule the world" right now.. but we are all in deep trouble if she starts with a couple of other CDs.. like Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
TABLE: **gulp**
DIN: What? Wait. she had that playing when I asked to be....paid.... darn.
AUTHOR: :)
DIN: One more. You in the back.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA BAY MAGAZINE: Ruto, what kind of music do you like? And how can you use any kind of music equipment in Zora's Domain?
RUTO: Actually, I like the Indigo-gos from Termina. And it isn't that hard. There are parts of the domain that are dry you know.
DIN: That's great, now GO HOME! **leaves muttering about an ice pack.**
GANNONDORF: I think our dear goddess needs a vacation.
FARORE & NAYRU: **leave**
TABLE: **looks at Gannondorf**
GANNONDORF: What?!
LINK: How did you get invited?
GANNONDORF: Our author is.. very...persuasive.
SHEIK: Is that what it's called now?
**table leaves**
REPORTERS: -_-
REPORTER 1: We need to get a good fight in here somehow...
End Conference.
All right, I'll fess up. This one is kinda lame. But this is me caring. ^_^
**All for freedom and for pleasure, nothing ever lasts forever, Everybody wants to rule the world! (Tears for Fears)**
Disclaimer: The same as everything else.
Disclaimer2: All music and titles and names are properties of their respective owners.
**Press agents seated in folding chairs facing a long table. The victims...I mean, the oh-so-lovely participants are once again seated there. Damage Control, Farore and Nayru, are standing at either end of the table, watching the door. Din hasn't entered yet.**
FARORE: You can't hide in there forever.
DIN: **from off camera** Watch me!
NAYRU: We have to get this thing started.
DIN: **v.o.** I'M NOT COMING OUT LIKE THIS!
NABOORU: What did she do?
FARORE: When she found out you got paid, she went upstairs and demanded that she get more than you for her goddess status.
NABOORU: O_O
FARORE: That's what we said.
LINK: Come on Din! It can't be that bad.
DIN: **v.o.** YES IT CAN!!
SHEIK: No one can leave until you get this over with.
DIN: **sighs, then comes in with black eye and huge bruise on her arm**
WHOLE ROOM: O_O X_X
DIN: Let's just get this over with. Welcome to the stupid conference, blah, blah, topic for today, music. You can start over there.
FARORE: Oh, we almost forgot. We invited someone new to join our table.
DIN: Farore, you didn't.....
FARORE: Don't worry, it will be fine. Come on in here!
**Gannondorf comes in and sits at the end of the table.**
LINK: WHAT!?
FARORE: Stop being such babies. OK, we can start now.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Sheik, can you sing?
SHEIK: Ummm. I've never really tried. **tries, and is wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy off key**
**Window shatters**
SHEIK: Guess I better stop now.. -_-()
DIN: Great.. Next.
REPORTER FROM VILLAINS MONTHLY: This is for Gannondorf, what is your favorite song?
GANNONDORF: "EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD" by Tears for Fears.
R.F.V.M.: Why that one?
GANNONDORF: Because I want to RULE THE WORLD!!!!
DIN: Did you really have to bring him here?
FARORE: You are so paranoid. Right Nayru?
NAYRU: I am not getting in the middle of this.
DIN: -_- Next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Zelda, what kind of music do you play in the castle?
ZELDA: Whatever I want.
AUTHOR: Welcome to your life. There's no turning back. Even while we sleep, we will find you acting on your best behavior, turn your back on Mother Nature, Everybody wants to rule the world. **for anyone not familiar, that is part of Gannon's fav.**
WHOLE ROOM: Where did that come from?
AUTHOR: I'm playing it while typing this. ^_^ Could be worse.
DIN: How?!
AUTHOR: Gannon knows.
GANNONDORF: Please don't... the PAIN!
DIN: I'm not asking. You are just too strange. Next reporter please.
REPORTER FROM DESERT SKY WEEKLY: Nabooru, what kind of music do you listen to in the fortress?
NABOORU: Hard rap, rock ballads, stuff like that.
R.F.D.S.W. What is your favorite?
NABOORU: I think I have to go with Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody".
IMPA: That explains a lot.
NABOORU: Care to repeat that?
IMPA: I am just saying that could explain your mentality.
NABOORU: **on feet** YOU. ME. NOW.
IMPA: **also standing** ANYTIME.
**Damage control**
GANNONDORF: Why did you break them up? It's been a while since I've seen a good fight.
FARORE: You keep quiet.
DIN: This is going great. A few more, then we leave.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE EVENING NEWS: Gannondorf, how could this have been made worse?
GANNONDORF: She is playing "Everybody wants to rule the world" right now.. but we are all in deep trouble if she starts with a couple of other CDs.. like Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
TABLE: **gulp**
DIN: What? Wait. she had that playing when I asked to be....paid.... darn.
AUTHOR: :)
DIN: One more. You in the back.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA BAY MAGAZINE: Ruto, what kind of music do you like? And how can you use any kind of music equipment in Zora's Domain?
RUTO: Actually, I like the Indigo-gos from Termina. And it isn't that hard. There are parts of the domain that are dry you know.
DIN: That's great, now GO HOME! **leaves muttering about an ice pack.**
GANNONDORF: I think our dear goddess needs a vacation.
FARORE & NAYRU: **leave**
TABLE: **looks at Gannondorf**
GANNONDORF: What?!
LINK: How did you get invited?
GANNONDORF: Our author is.. very...persuasive.
SHEIK: Is that what it's called now?
**table leaves**
REPORTERS: -_-
REPORTER 1: We need to get a good fight in here somehow...
End Conference.
All right, I'll fess up. This one is kinda lame. But this is me caring. ^_^