The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Same as everything else I write.
**Reporters are waiting. The table is set up, and everyone is there. Din's black eye and bruise are mostly healed, and she is royally pissed. Farore and Nayru are on either side of the table, not sure who needs the protection.**
DIN: I can't believe this!!
FARORE: Din, blood pressure...
DIN: Why am I not being paid while the Gerudo is?!
GANNONDORF: Wait a minute, Nabooru is getting paid for this?
NABOORU: :)
DIN: This is ridiculous! I am infinitely more powerful than she is.
NABOORU: Too bad you aren't more powerful than the author.
DIN: **groan**
LINK: Umm...cameras are on..
DIN: **looks** AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Someone's supposed to tell me when they come on!! **random profanity alternating in languages**
NAYRU: Whoa!
EVERYONE ELSE: O_O
DIN: Welcome to another really stupid conference where yet again I am not being paid.
SHEIK: Holding a grudge are we?
DIN: **glare** As I was saying... today's topic is games. Lets do this as fast as possible. You over there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Do Sheikahs play games, or is it all training for you people?
IMPA: We have games. The most popular is chess.
SHEIK: You make us sound like the Gerudos.
GANNONDORF: I resent that!
NABOORU: We don't train ALL the time. **under breath** dumb sheikah.
DIN: We're off to a good start...next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Zelda, isn't it true that your favorite game is "kick the guards and say there is an intruder in the castle"?
ZELDA: O_O Where did you hear that one?! OF COURSE IT ISN'T TRUE!!
R.F.H.S.: We have people who say they have seen you do it..
ZELDA: WELL, THEY ARE ALL LYING!!!
R.F.H.S.: eep..**sits down quickly**
DIN: Don't mess with Zelda if you know what's good for ya. You over there.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: Tael, is it true that you go around Hyrule and Termina playing "ding-dong-ditch"? (A/N: In case you don't know, that is hitting the doorbell and running away)
TAEL: Ummm..no...
LINK: That was YOU!?
TAEL: NO!! I SWEAR!!
RAURU: You interrupted my favorite snack time!
RUTO: When aren't you eating?
RAURU: That's beside the point.
TAEL: I DIDN'T DO IT!!
R.F.F.M.: We have people saying they caught you in the act.
TAEL: I DIDN'T DO IT!!
DIN: We are trying to avoid a war, please. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE PEOPLE: Ruto, has anyone gotten hurt from that diving game in Zora's domain?
RUTO: Well, Link did....
LINK: You promised!!! @_@
RUTO: Sorry, sweetie, but I can't lie to the press...
LINK: I'll never live this down...
R.F.H.P.: Please, continue Ruto.
RUTO: **smiling** Link was showing off, and he kinda tripped over the side and hit one of the places where the water isn't deep...he broke his hip and both legs. All to please me....**wistful sigh**
LINK: Actually, I was trying to impress Zelda...
RUTO: WHAT???!!!
ZELDA: Oh how sweet..
RUTO: MINE BITCH!
ZELDA: I DON'T THINK SO FISH-FACE!
**cat fight!!!!!**
DRAUNIA: Ten rupees on Zelda!
GANNONDORF: FIFTY ON THE FISH GIRL!
LINK: ONE HUNDRED ON ZELDA!
SARIA: How immature. **Looks over at Nayru and Farore. They are trying to keep Din from going off the deep end.** So much for our damage control.
IMPA: I know how to break it up.
GANNODORF: Don't!! We got money on this!!
IMPA: You make me sick. Hey Sheik...
SHEIK: Yes?
IMPA: sing.
SHEIK: ??????
IMPA: Just do it.
SHEIK: **shrugs** **starts singing, is once again wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy off key**
WHOLE ROOM: **covers ears**
ZELDA & RUTO: **stop fighting and cover ears, Ruto is visibly in pain**
IMPA: **taps Sheik on the shoulder** That's fine.
SHEIK: **stops singing** Oh. I think I'm getting better! ^_^
FARORE: **trying to get ringing out of her ears** What was that for?
IMPA: Damage control was busy elsewhere.
NAYRU: oops...
GANNONDORF: So how do we know who won?
ZELDA: What was that supposed to mean?
LINK: Nothing..
SARIA: They had money on your fight.
RUTO: Oh really? Here's a game for you guys......
DRAUNIA, LINK, AND GANNONDORF: **gulp**
ZELDA: It's called "keep-away". You have to try to keep away from us. Otherwise we hurt you.
DRAUNIA, LINK, AND GANNONDORF: **run out of the room**
RUTO AND ZELDA: **follow**
DIN: **looks over at remaining panelists** this is great. **leaves**
FARORE & NAYRU: **sigh, then follow**
REST OF TABLE: **shrug, then leave**
RANDOM REPORTER: At least we got a fight in this time..
End Conference.
Disclaimer: Same as everything else I write.
**Reporters are waiting. The table is set up, and everyone is there. Din's black eye and bruise are mostly healed, and she is royally pissed. Farore and Nayru are on either side of the table, not sure who needs the protection.**
DIN: I can't believe this!!
FARORE: Din, blood pressure...
DIN: Why am I not being paid while the Gerudo is?!
GANNONDORF: Wait a minute, Nabooru is getting paid for this?
NABOORU: :)
DIN: This is ridiculous! I am infinitely more powerful than she is.
NABOORU: Too bad you aren't more powerful than the author.
DIN: **groan**
LINK: Umm...cameras are on..
DIN: **looks** AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Someone's supposed to tell me when they come on!! **random profanity alternating in languages**
NAYRU: Whoa!
EVERYONE ELSE: O_O
DIN: Welcome to another really stupid conference where yet again I am not being paid.
SHEIK: Holding a grudge are we?
DIN: **glare** As I was saying... today's topic is games. Lets do this as fast as possible. You over there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Do Sheikahs play games, or is it all training for you people?
IMPA: We have games. The most popular is chess.
SHEIK: You make us sound like the Gerudos.
GANNONDORF: I resent that!
NABOORU: We don't train ALL the time. **under breath** dumb sheikah.
DIN: We're off to a good start...next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Zelda, isn't it true that your favorite game is "kick the guards and say there is an intruder in the castle"?
ZELDA: O_O Where did you hear that one?! OF COURSE IT ISN'T TRUE!!
R.F.H.S.: We have people who say they have seen you do it..
ZELDA: WELL, THEY ARE ALL LYING!!!
R.F.H.S.: eep..**sits down quickly**
DIN: Don't mess with Zelda if you know what's good for ya. You over there.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: Tael, is it true that you go around Hyrule and Termina playing "ding-dong-ditch"? (A/N: In case you don't know, that is hitting the doorbell and running away)
TAEL: Ummm..no...
LINK: That was YOU!?
TAEL: NO!! I SWEAR!!
RAURU: You interrupted my favorite snack time!
RUTO: When aren't you eating?
RAURU: That's beside the point.
TAEL: I DIDN'T DO IT!!
R.F.F.M.: We have people saying they caught you in the act.
TAEL: I DIDN'T DO IT!!
DIN: We are trying to avoid a war, please. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE PEOPLE: Ruto, has anyone gotten hurt from that diving game in Zora's domain?
RUTO: Well, Link did....
LINK: You promised!!! @_@
RUTO: Sorry, sweetie, but I can't lie to the press...
LINK: I'll never live this down...
R.F.H.P.: Please, continue Ruto.
RUTO: **smiling** Link was showing off, and he kinda tripped over the side and hit one of the places where the water isn't deep...he broke his hip and both legs. All to please me....**wistful sigh**
LINK: Actually, I was trying to impress Zelda...
RUTO: WHAT???!!!
ZELDA: Oh how sweet..
RUTO: MINE BITCH!
ZELDA: I DON'T THINK SO FISH-FACE!
**cat fight!!!!!**
DRAUNIA: Ten rupees on Zelda!
GANNONDORF: FIFTY ON THE FISH GIRL!
LINK: ONE HUNDRED ON ZELDA!
SARIA: How immature. **Looks over at Nayru and Farore. They are trying to keep Din from going off the deep end.** So much for our damage control.
IMPA: I know how to break it up.
GANNODORF: Don't!! We got money on this!!
IMPA: You make me sick. Hey Sheik...
SHEIK: Yes?
IMPA: sing.
SHEIK: ??????
IMPA: Just do it.
SHEIK: **shrugs** **starts singing, is once again wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy off key**
WHOLE ROOM: **covers ears**
ZELDA & RUTO: **stop fighting and cover ears, Ruto is visibly in pain**
IMPA: **taps Sheik on the shoulder** That's fine.
SHEIK: **stops singing** Oh. I think I'm getting better! ^_^
FARORE: **trying to get ringing out of her ears** What was that for?
IMPA: Damage control was busy elsewhere.
NAYRU: oops...
GANNONDORF: So how do we know who won?
ZELDA: What was that supposed to mean?
LINK: Nothing..
SARIA: They had money on your fight.
RUTO: Oh really? Here's a game for you guys......
DRAUNIA, LINK, AND GANNONDORF: **gulp**
ZELDA: It's called "keep-away". You have to try to keep away from us. Otherwise we hurt you.
DRAUNIA, LINK, AND GANNONDORF: **run out of the room**
RUTO AND ZELDA: **follow**
DIN: **looks over at remaining panelists** this is great. **leaves**
FARORE & NAYRU: **sigh, then follow**
REST OF TABLE: **shrug, then leave**
RANDOM REPORTER: At least we got a fight in this time..
End Conference.