The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Haven't you been reading the other stuff?
A/N: I don't have anything against Monkeys, I just never had someone say that in a review. I love monkeys, really!!! (holds up Pokemon Aipom) See?! ^_^
**Reporters are ready, "guests" are ready, Farore and Nayru are ready, but no sign of Din.**
FARORE: NOW where did she go?
NAYRU: This is getting ridiculous.
DIN: **finally walks in** I HAVE IT!!
WHOLE ROOM: **sweatdrop**
LINK: Do I dare ask?
DIN: **really evil grin, you know, the kind that says you will die a hundred times over** You will all love this one.....
SHEIK: Should I start making my funeral arrangements?
IMPA: Somehow, I think we all should be.
FARORE: **not liking her sister's psychotic look** Din, what are you planning?
DIN: I hold the most embarrassing topic for this section!!
TABLE: O_O
DIN: We're gonna talk about your love-lives.
TABLE: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
DIN: **evil smile** Yes.
REPORTERS: YEAH!!!
DIN: Enjoy. We will start over there.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Link, can you please tell us once and for all who it is you are in love with?
LINK: ummmm.....well.......
**females at the table watching**
LINK: Ummm.....**looks down** Koume.
**gasps heard all around the room**
ZELDA: What?! HOW COULD YOU LOVE THAT HAG!!!???
LINK: eep...**hides under the table**
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Zelda, is it true you are engaged?
ZELDA: **glaring at Link** Well, I WAS.
LINK: **still under table** sorry....
SHEIK: You are so dead.
LINK: I know...
REPORTER FROM VILLAINS MONTHLY: Gannondorf, do you have a girlfriend?
GANNONDORF: Ummmm..well....no. I have never had a girlfriend. Nabooru turned me down, and I haven't been able to get anyone else.
NABOORU: Perhaps that is because you are A COMPLETE AND UTTER IDIOT!!!!!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA EVENING NEWS: Are Impa and Sheik an item?
IMPA: **looks over at Sheik**
SHEIK: **looks over at Impa**
IMPA & SHEIK: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!!!!
DIN: This is fun **evil glaring and smiles continue**
FARORE: I'm gonna save them. This conference is over. **Drags Din out of the room, Nayru behind her.**
ZELDA: **leaning down to Link** So you love the evil hag more than me, huh?
LINK: **crawls out from under table and runs out of the exit**
ZELDA & RUTO: **in hot pursuit**
REST OF TABLE: O_O
SHEIK: That whole thing was degrading.
TABLE: **leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: We gotta have more of these. **evil grin**
END CONFERENCE.
Disclaimer: Haven't you been reading the other stuff?
A/N: I don't have anything against Monkeys, I just never had someone say that in a review. I love monkeys, really!!! (holds up Pokemon Aipom) See?! ^_^
**Reporters are ready, "guests" are ready, Farore and Nayru are ready, but no sign of Din.**
FARORE: NOW where did she go?
NAYRU: This is getting ridiculous.
DIN: **finally walks in** I HAVE IT!!
WHOLE ROOM: **sweatdrop**
LINK: Do I dare ask?
DIN: **really evil grin, you know, the kind that says you will die a hundred times over** You will all love this one.....
SHEIK: Should I start making my funeral arrangements?
IMPA: Somehow, I think we all should be.
FARORE: **not liking her sister's psychotic look** Din, what are you planning?
DIN: I hold the most embarrassing topic for this section!!
TABLE: O_O
DIN: We're gonna talk about your love-lives.
TABLE: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
DIN: **evil smile** Yes.
REPORTERS: YEAH!!!
DIN: Enjoy. We will start over there.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Link, can you please tell us once and for all who it is you are in love with?
LINK: ummmm.....well.......
**females at the table watching**
LINK: Ummm.....**looks down** Koume.
**gasps heard all around the room**
ZELDA: What?! HOW COULD YOU LOVE THAT HAG!!!???
LINK: eep...**hides under the table**
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Zelda, is it true you are engaged?
ZELDA: **glaring at Link** Well, I WAS.
LINK: **still under table** sorry....
SHEIK: You are so dead.
LINK: I know...
REPORTER FROM VILLAINS MONTHLY: Gannondorf, do you have a girlfriend?
GANNONDORF: Ummmm..well....no. I have never had a girlfriend. Nabooru turned me down, and I haven't been able to get anyone else.
NABOORU: Perhaps that is because you are A COMPLETE AND UTTER IDIOT!!!!!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA EVENING NEWS: Are Impa and Sheik an item?
IMPA: **looks over at Sheik**
SHEIK: **looks over at Impa**
IMPA & SHEIK: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!!!!
DIN: This is fun **evil glaring and smiles continue**
FARORE: I'm gonna save them. This conference is over. **Drags Din out of the room, Nayru behind her.**
ZELDA: **leaning down to Link** So you love the evil hag more than me, huh?
LINK: **crawls out from under table and runs out of the exit**
ZELDA & RUTO: **in hot pursuit**
REST OF TABLE: O_O
SHEIK: That whole thing was degrading.
TABLE: **leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: We gotta have more of these. **evil grin**
END CONFERENCE.