The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Take a wild guess.
**The room is set up, the victims are behind the table. Din is at the podium, smirking. Damage control is Nayru only. Farore is nowhere to be found.**
LINK: (whispering to Sheik) Do we want to know what happened to Farore?
SHEIK: (also whispering) From the look on Din's face, probably not.
RUTO: They're starting soon.
NABOORU: Hey Din!! **holds up 10 gold rupees** this is only a fraction of my last paycheck. :)
DIN: Don't worry, I'll have my payback. And this time, Farore won't be able to break it up.
ZELDA: I'm probably going to regret this, but where is Farore?
DIN: Don't you worry about that.
NAYRU: **gulp**
DIN: Are the cameras on?
GANNONDORF: They have been for the past twenty minutes.
DIN: I have got to get some better help..... **ahem** Welcome to another Hyrule Press Conference. Today's topic is childhood lives.
SARIA: **smirk**
DIN: For the Kokiri, that would mean the first 20 years of your life.
SARIA: darn.
DIN: Oh no you don't. You aren't getting out of this. Let's start the inquisition! You in the back.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Link, what is the most embarrassing moment you had as a child?
LINK: Do I have to.....
DIN: Yes.
LINK: APPEAL!
AUTHOR: YES LINK. YOU WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.
LINK: Darn. Ummm...
R.F.H.S.: We're waiting...
LINK: Well..There was one time..I was climbing a tree in the Lost Woods, and I got stuck..I got beat up by birds..and of course I was wearing the Kokiri Tunic..
DIN: I think we know where that is going.. next.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: This is for the fairies (duh) what are your most embarrassing childhood moments?
NAVI: Can I hurt whoever came up with this?
DIN: No. Now answer the question.
NAVI: Well, I got stuck in a soda can once....
TATL: You were there for 4 days!!
NAVI: Rub it in.
TATL: OK I will. :)
NAVI: Grr..at least I wasn't the one who got smashed when I was 10!
TATL: You promised!! ;_;
NAVI: All's fair in love and war.
TAEL: **laughing**
TATL: Don't even try it little bro. I have some dirt on you too. Like when you tried to go outside with only your underwear on...
TAEL: I was only 5! I didn't know!!
TATL: **smirk**
DIN: This is good stuff...you over there...
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: I was wondering what kind of childhood the Sheikahs had.
SHEIK: You have been to just about every one of these...don't you have any kind of life?
R.F.T.G.: No. Now answer the question.
SHEIK: **muttering Sheikan curses** Well..we trained a lot..
IMPA: Spill it Sheik.
SHEIK: I don't wanna.
NABOORU: **waves a gold rupee in front of Sheik's face** If you spill it, you can have it....
SHEIK: **thinks about it**
NABOORU: Offer won't last much longer....
SHEIK: I am not that hard pressed for money.
NABOORU: OK....but now you have to put up with our "esteemed" author.
SHEIK: Gulp....OK, I'll tell..... I got wrapped up in my whip when I was about 10 years old...it was during one of my tests...and the whole village saw it.....
IMPA: **smirk**
R.F.T.G.: You too Impa.
IMPA: Darn..I was hoping you would forget...I messed up a spell one time...
DIN: So?
IMPA: Our chieftain had green hair and blue skin for 3 weeks......
NAYRU: **has her hand over her mouth**
DIN: I love this....next.
REPORTER FROM DESERT SKY NEWS: Nabooru, what is your fondest childhood memory.
NABOORU: Well, I think I would have to say...My first time at the archery range. I was about 6 years old.... and I got a perfect score on my first shot.
GANNONDORF: I wouldn't have called it that.
NABOORU: What? Right in the kisser!!
GANNONDORF: THAT WAS ME YOU HIT!!! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!
NABOORU: Your point?
GANNONDORF: YOU.....YOU......
NAYRU: **Stands in between them**
DIN: Thank you Nayru. We have time for one more question.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE NIGHTLY NEWS: Ruto, what was your childhood like?
RUTO: What do you expect it to be like? I am the most beautiful princess in the world. I got everything I ever wanted....
ZELDA: Including a black eye.
RUTO: He had no right to hit me...that dumb jerk!! Just because I wanted a date...
ZELDA: He nailed you in front of everyone....they all cheered too.
RUTO: Whose side are you on!!??
DIN: This concludes today's press conference. See you next time.
End Conference.
Disclaimer: Take a wild guess.
**The room is set up, the victims are behind the table. Din is at the podium, smirking. Damage control is Nayru only. Farore is nowhere to be found.**
LINK: (whispering to Sheik) Do we want to know what happened to Farore?
SHEIK: (also whispering) From the look on Din's face, probably not.
RUTO: They're starting soon.
NABOORU: Hey Din!! **holds up 10 gold rupees** this is only a fraction of my last paycheck. :)
DIN: Don't worry, I'll have my payback. And this time, Farore won't be able to break it up.
ZELDA: I'm probably going to regret this, but where is Farore?
DIN: Don't you worry about that.
NAYRU: **gulp**
DIN: Are the cameras on?
GANNONDORF: They have been for the past twenty minutes.
DIN: I have got to get some better help..... **ahem** Welcome to another Hyrule Press Conference. Today's topic is childhood lives.
SARIA: **smirk**
DIN: For the Kokiri, that would mean the first 20 years of your life.
SARIA: darn.
DIN: Oh no you don't. You aren't getting out of this. Let's start the inquisition! You in the back.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Link, what is the most embarrassing moment you had as a child?
LINK: Do I have to.....
DIN: Yes.
LINK: APPEAL!
AUTHOR: YES LINK. YOU WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.
LINK: Darn. Ummm...
R.F.H.S.: We're waiting...
LINK: Well..There was one time..I was climbing a tree in the Lost Woods, and I got stuck..I got beat up by birds..and of course I was wearing the Kokiri Tunic..
DIN: I think we know where that is going.. next.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: This is for the fairies (duh) what are your most embarrassing childhood moments?
NAVI: Can I hurt whoever came up with this?
DIN: No. Now answer the question.
NAVI: Well, I got stuck in a soda can once....
TATL: You were there for 4 days!!
NAVI: Rub it in.
TATL: OK I will. :)
NAVI: Grr..at least I wasn't the one who got smashed when I was 10!
TATL: You promised!! ;_;
NAVI: All's fair in love and war.
TAEL: **laughing**
TATL: Don't even try it little bro. I have some dirt on you too. Like when you tried to go outside with only your underwear on...
TAEL: I was only 5! I didn't know!!
TATL: **smirk**
DIN: This is good stuff...you over there...
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: I was wondering what kind of childhood the Sheikahs had.
SHEIK: You have been to just about every one of these...don't you have any kind of life?
R.F.T.G.: No. Now answer the question.
SHEIK: **muttering Sheikan curses** Well..we trained a lot..
IMPA: Spill it Sheik.
SHEIK: I don't wanna.
NABOORU: **waves a gold rupee in front of Sheik's face** If you spill it, you can have it....
SHEIK: **thinks about it**
NABOORU: Offer won't last much longer....
SHEIK: I am not that hard pressed for money.
NABOORU: OK....but now you have to put up with our "esteemed" author.
SHEIK: Gulp....OK, I'll tell..... I got wrapped up in my whip when I was about 10 years old...it was during one of my tests...and the whole village saw it.....
IMPA: **smirk**
R.F.T.G.: You too Impa.
IMPA: Darn..I was hoping you would forget...I messed up a spell one time...
DIN: So?
IMPA: Our chieftain had green hair and blue skin for 3 weeks......
NAYRU: **has her hand over her mouth**
DIN: I love this....next.
REPORTER FROM DESERT SKY NEWS: Nabooru, what is your fondest childhood memory.
NABOORU: Well, I think I would have to say...My first time at the archery range. I was about 6 years old.... and I got a perfect score on my first shot.
GANNONDORF: I wouldn't have called it that.
NABOORU: What? Right in the kisser!!
GANNONDORF: THAT WAS ME YOU HIT!!! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!
NABOORU: Your point?
GANNONDORF: YOU.....YOU......
NAYRU: **Stands in between them**
DIN: Thank you Nayru. We have time for one more question.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE NIGHTLY NEWS: Ruto, what was your childhood like?
RUTO: What do you expect it to be like? I am the most beautiful princess in the world. I got everything I ever wanted....
ZELDA: Including a black eye.
RUTO: He had no right to hit me...that dumb jerk!! Just because I wanted a date...
ZELDA: He nailed you in front of everyone....they all cheered too.
RUTO: Whose side are you on!!??
DIN: This concludes today's press conference. See you next time.
End Conference.