The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: I still don't own it.
A/N: I got a few good suggestions......but no idea how to do them. That is why this is taking so long. "deepest, darkest secret of someone in the room" I think is a great one, but I am still working on making it good. So, for a time killer, you get this one! ^_^
**The room is filled with reporters again. The table is ready. Nayru is looking at her sister Farore. Farore, for her part, looks like she stood in Death Mountain Crater for a few weeks (that is definitely not a tan). Din, like she has been lately, is arguing with Nabooru.**
DIN: She did WHAT?!
NABOORU: You heard me.
DIN: So who else?
NABOORU: Link, I believe. I know Impa is. Ruto may be too.
DIN: **random profanity in alternating languages**
REPORTERS: O_O
GANNON: Umm...Din? **points to camera**
DIN: **oblivious** So let me get this straight, she gave you a raise, and started paying the others?
NABOORU: **smirk** Yep.
LINK: Din? Camera.....
DIN: **still oblivious** Why does she refuse to pay me?!
ENTIRE TABLE MINUS NABOORU: CAMERA'S ON!!
DIN: **looks at camera** **curses** Why didn't you tell me?!
GANNON: We did.
DIN: I hate my life. Welcome to another press conference. The topic for today is....who comes up with these?
NAYRU: Actually, our beautiful author came up with this one.
DIN: I though she said she had a good one?
FARORE: She did, but she is having a hard time making it good. I don't think you want to be part of it anyway...
DIN: Whatever, today's topic is animals. Let's start over there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Hey Link, have you ever had a pet?
LINK: Sheik was right, you do have no life.
R.F.T.G.: -_- just answer the question.
LINK: Kinda hard to have a pet in the forest. There actually aren't many animals out there that won't try to kill you in some way.
DIN: We're off to a fascinating start. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE GLOBE: Hey Nabooru, are horses the only things you have out there?
NABOORU: We have leevers in the desert....does that count?
DIN: No.
NABOORU: Jealous are we?
DIN: I am not. Next question.
REPORTER FROM MOUNTAIN NEWS: Darunia, is it true you have a whole herd of tecktite being held captive in the Fire Temple?
DARUNIA: **looks around nervous** Of...of course not!
GANNON: And they say I'm bad.
LINK: You are.
DIN: How did I miss that......never mind. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Sheik, is it true you practice your needle throwing and whip on cuccos?
SHEIK: O_O OF COURSE NOT!!!
R.F.H.S.: that's not what I saw.....
SHEIK: Then you saw wrong. So :P
DIN: This is getting really freaky....
GANNON: Wuss.
DIN: **glare** What was that?
GANNON: **smirk**
DIN: Let's just get on with it.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA BAY TIMES: Ruto, are pets allowed in Zora's Domain?
RUTO: Well, that depends on the pet. If it has fur or feathers, no. If it is a fish, or a blue tecktite, then it is more than welcome.
R.F.T.B.T.: Don't you eat that stuff.
RUTO: What's your point? If you want to make a pet out of dinner, that is your business.
DIN: Ruto, have you ever considered therapy?
RUTO: I am already in therapy. They keep saying I have obsession issues. **looks over at Link** I'll be waiting for my love Linkey-poo!
LINK: I think that therapist is right.
DIN: Let's not have a fight here.
GANNON: Aw, let us fight.
DIN: You keep quiet. Next question.
REPORTER FROM FOREST NEWS: Saria, are Deku Scrubs potential pets?
SARIA: I'll tell you what. You go into Termina, go into the Deku Palace, and ask the Deku King that question.
R.F.F.N.: **gulp**
FARORE: Are we done yet?
NAYRU: No. But I think Din will be soon.
DIN: **2 steps away from nervous breakdown**
REPORTER FROM HYRULE CHANNEL37: Princess Zelda, do you have a pet in the palace?
ZELDA: Well, I did until Impa took it away.
IMPA: You were the one trying to teach it to swim.
ZELDA: Kitties can swim.
DIN: **ready to collapse from aggravation** I'm leaving. **Leaves**
FARORE: Now what? I thought that one went pretty well.
NAYRU: She found out that Nabby got a raise and others are starting to collect.
**Farore and Nayru look at each other, then run after their sister**
TABLE: **now free** **leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: Poor Din.....
End Conference.
Disclaimer: I still don't own it.
A/N: I got a few good suggestions......but no idea how to do them. That is why this is taking so long. "deepest, darkest secret of someone in the room" I think is a great one, but I am still working on making it good. So, for a time killer, you get this one! ^_^
**The room is filled with reporters again. The table is ready. Nayru is looking at her sister Farore. Farore, for her part, looks like she stood in Death Mountain Crater for a few weeks (that is definitely not a tan). Din, like she has been lately, is arguing with Nabooru.**
DIN: She did WHAT?!
NABOORU: You heard me.
DIN: So who else?
NABOORU: Link, I believe. I know Impa is. Ruto may be too.
DIN: **random profanity in alternating languages**
REPORTERS: O_O
GANNON: Umm...Din? **points to camera**
DIN: **oblivious** So let me get this straight, she gave you a raise, and started paying the others?
NABOORU: **smirk** Yep.
LINK: Din? Camera.....
DIN: **still oblivious** Why does she refuse to pay me?!
ENTIRE TABLE MINUS NABOORU: CAMERA'S ON!!
DIN: **looks at camera** **curses** Why didn't you tell me?!
GANNON: We did.
DIN: I hate my life. Welcome to another press conference. The topic for today is....who comes up with these?
NAYRU: Actually, our beautiful author came up with this one.
DIN: I though she said she had a good one?
FARORE: She did, but she is having a hard time making it good. I don't think you want to be part of it anyway...
DIN: Whatever, today's topic is animals. Let's start over there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Hey Link, have you ever had a pet?
LINK: Sheik was right, you do have no life.
R.F.T.G.: -_- just answer the question.
LINK: Kinda hard to have a pet in the forest. There actually aren't many animals out there that won't try to kill you in some way.
DIN: We're off to a fascinating start. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE GLOBE: Hey Nabooru, are horses the only things you have out there?
NABOORU: We have leevers in the desert....does that count?
DIN: No.
NABOORU: Jealous are we?
DIN: I am not. Next question.
REPORTER FROM MOUNTAIN NEWS: Darunia, is it true you have a whole herd of tecktite being held captive in the Fire Temple?
DARUNIA: **looks around nervous** Of...of course not!
GANNON: And they say I'm bad.
LINK: You are.
DIN: How did I miss that......never mind. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Sheik, is it true you practice your needle throwing and whip on cuccos?
SHEIK: O_O OF COURSE NOT!!!
R.F.H.S.: that's not what I saw.....
SHEIK: Then you saw wrong. So :P
DIN: This is getting really freaky....
GANNON: Wuss.
DIN: **glare** What was that?
GANNON: **smirk**
DIN: Let's just get on with it.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA BAY TIMES: Ruto, are pets allowed in Zora's Domain?
RUTO: Well, that depends on the pet. If it has fur or feathers, no. If it is a fish, or a blue tecktite, then it is more than welcome.
R.F.T.B.T.: Don't you eat that stuff.
RUTO: What's your point? If you want to make a pet out of dinner, that is your business.
DIN: Ruto, have you ever considered therapy?
RUTO: I am already in therapy. They keep saying I have obsession issues. **looks over at Link** I'll be waiting for my love Linkey-poo!
LINK: I think that therapist is right.
DIN: Let's not have a fight here.
GANNON: Aw, let us fight.
DIN: You keep quiet. Next question.
REPORTER FROM FOREST NEWS: Saria, are Deku Scrubs potential pets?
SARIA: I'll tell you what. You go into Termina, go into the Deku Palace, and ask the Deku King that question.
R.F.F.N.: **gulp**
FARORE: Are we done yet?
NAYRU: No. But I think Din will be soon.
DIN: **2 steps away from nervous breakdown**
REPORTER FROM HYRULE CHANNEL37: Princess Zelda, do you have a pet in the palace?
ZELDA: Well, I did until Impa took it away.
IMPA: You were the one trying to teach it to swim.
ZELDA: Kitties can swim.
DIN: **ready to collapse from aggravation** I'm leaving. **Leaves**
FARORE: Now what? I thought that one went pretty well.
NAYRU: She found out that Nabby got a raise and others are starting to collect.
**Farore and Nayru look at each other, then run after their sister**
TABLE: **now free** **leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: Poor Din.....
End Conference.