Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: -_- Honestly, what do you think?
A/N: This is going to be experiment time. Although I can think of a few people coughNaboorucough who may enjoy this. :)
**The table isn't there this time. Each of the usual people are in chairs. Above them are very suspicious vats. They all keep glancing up nervously. Farore and Nayru are standing to each side of the group. Din has decided to argue with someone else for a change.**
DIN: There is no reason for it!!
AUTHOR: There is a perfectly good reason.
DIN: Care to tell me what it is then?
AUTHOR: Sure. I don't like you.
NABOORU: **snicker**
DIN: **to Nabooru** You keep quiet. **back to author** Now listen, I go through the Evil Realm and back 20 times per episode. I DESERVE SOME HAZARD PAY!
AUTHOR: Fine. I'll triple your salary.
DIN: Thank you.
NABOORU: **struggling not to laugh**
LINK: Hey Din......**points to camera**
DIN: Huh? **looks** Curse it!! Why won't anyone tell me this stuff?
NABOORU: **still struggling**
DIN: All right, what's so funny?
NABOORU: Triple zero is still zero.....**almost falls over laughing**
DIN: Wha..? **starts profanity in alternating languages**
REPORTERS: O_O X_X
DIN: Welcome to a special edition of the Press Conference. Today, we will make them give dirt on their friends. **evil smile** Even you Nab.
NABOORU: Help me I'm scared.
DIN: You won't be so cocky when this is over.
GANNONDORF: Hey Din, could you, um...explain...**points up**
DIN: Don't worry, you'll find out soon enough....**evil smile gets bigger**
GROUP: **gulp**
DIN: Let's begin, shall we? How about you over....oh. It's you again. You would think they could send someone else at least.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: We're short-staffed.
DIN: Whatever.
R.F.T.G.: Link, since you are an honorary Gerudo.....Why are their pants that large?
NABOORU: grrrr..
LINK: What if I refuse?
DIN: Trust me, you don't want to.
LINK: Guess what? I AIN'T ANSWERING!
DIN: Suit yourself. **pushes button**
LINK: Wha? **looks up and sees pink liquid come crashing down on him.**
DIN: **smirk**
LINK: **looks at himself** AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M PINK!!!!!!!!!
DIN: And there is plenty more. By the time you are done, if you don't answer anyway, you will be your own rainbow!!
LINK: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
R.F.T.G.: So, will you answer? **malicious grin**
LINK: Ummmmmmm...**looks from Nabooru to Din. Choices are: A. Din will pour more of that stuff and he will never live it down, or B. Nabooru will kill him.**
DIN: We're waiting....
LINK: Because they are hiding how fat their legs are! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
NABOORU: Link, you are soooooooooooo dead.
DIN: If I find out you are lying..
LINK: No lie!!!
DIN: Thank you Link. Next question.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: **snicker** Tael, who does your sister have a crush on?
TATL: DON'T YOU DARE!!
TAEL: What are you nuts? If I get that stuff on me, I won't be able to fly for weeks!!
TATL: I'll make it so you never fly again....
TAEL: Decisions, decisions.....SHELIKESSHEIK!
TATL: Tael! You little......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R.F.F.F.: I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that..
TAEL: TATL......LIKES.....SHEIK!!!
SHEIK: X_X
TATL: When we get home.....
TAEL: gulp..
DIN: This is good stuff......next. **smirk**
REPORTER FROM VILLAINS REVIEW: Nabooru, what kinds of things did Gannondorf do when he was younger and still with you?
GANNON: You wouldn't...
NABOORU: Wanna bet? Let's see.....knitting, he had a doll house..
GANNON: SHUT UP!!
LINK: No, this is good!
GANNON: Shut up Pinkey.
LINK: You didn't hurt yourself coming up with that one did ya?
DIN: **ready to die from laughing**
AUTHOR: I wouldn't laugh if I were you...
DIN: Give me one reason why not.
REPORTER FROM HEAVENLY NEWS: Farore...what kind of person is your sister, Din?
DIN: I can't be a part of this!! And Farore can't be questioned.
AUTHOR: Yes you can and yes she can. My fic my rules.
FARORE: Well, she's kinda bossy.....she insists that because she is the goddess of power she is our ruler......her room is a total mess.......
DIN: That's enough Farore.
FARORE: **considers her options** Fine.
DIN: Thought so. Wait, you don't have any of that stuff over you..And I have the controls..**looks up as green liquid pours over her** right here...Thank you very much.
AUTHOR: ^_^
DIN: Someone's on a sugar high...next.
REPORTER FROM FOREST SKY GLOBE: Saria, why does Link still live there?
LINK: Please no...
SARIA: What color is the stuff above me?
DIN: Right now? Neon orange.
SARIA: Sorry Link.... Zelda kicked him out. He won't tell me why..
ZELDA: Because I caught him cheating on me with Malon!!!!!
DIN: Whoo-hoo!! Free info!!
LINK: What did I do to deserve this.....
DIN: What didn't you do. Next.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN NEWS: Impa, does Sheik dress like a girl? Or was that really Zelda the other day.....
IMPA: I can't say.
DIN: You better have a good reason.
IMPA: Because I'm not stupid.
DIN: Would you rather turn bright red?
IMPA: **thinks a moment** He did....but he said it would be the only time...
SHEIK: Impa!! You promised....
IMPA: What color is the stuff above you?
SHEIK: No clue. Don't want to know either.
DIN: Don't worry, your turn will come..... **evil smile**
REPORTER FROM FOREST MAGAZINE: Hey Link.....who does Saria like?
LINK: Payback time Sar.
SARIA: You wouldn't....
LINK: yeah I would. She likes Tidu. He is the Kokiri running the shop.
SARIA: X_X
FARORE: Are we done yet?
DIN: No! Next!
REPORTER FROM FAIRY NEWS: Navi....Why is Tael black?
NAVI: Because he fell in some black paint.
TAEL: Navi!! How did you learn that? **starts crying**
TATL: I told you I would get you back.....
R.F.F.N.: Tatl, while you are warmed up...What is Navi like with other fairies?
TATL: let's see, bossy, pushy, loud, arrogant...
NAVI: That's enough now..hehe....
DIN: Heh, heh. I love this right now.....
NAYRU: Key is "right now"......
DIN: What was that?
NAYRU: Nothing..
DIN: Thought so...next.
REPORTER FROM WATER MAGAZINE: Ruto, is it true Zelda thinks all men are for her?
RUTO: What are you nuts? Of course it's true. Just look at Linkey-poo. He looks at another girl, and she immediately gets mad.
ZELDA: I'll have you fried for that comment!
RUTO: Any time, anywhere...
**damage control**
GANNON: You guys just take all the fun out of this.
LINK: Can we dump that stuff on him anyway?
GANNON: I haven't even done anything....yet...
DIN: **$*!^-eating grin** next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE GLOBE: Sheik....Has Impa ever done anything..... I don't know....dumb?
SHEIK: Well, one time she got royally drunk......
IMPA: I thought we agreed on that.
SHEIK: We agreed on something else also, but you broke that one. She started jumping on the roofs and singing. It was midnight. The residents weren't happy.
IMPA: Grr..
ZELDA: I was wondering what that was...
DIN: I'm being told that time is up.....but before I go....... **smashes her hand on the controls. All of the vats release, and everyone is a different color.**
FARORE: **snicker**
DIN: Now, about my pay.....
**Din leaves, Farore and Nayru follow her out.**
**everyone looks at each other. Then at the reporters. The cameras are going like mad. They all dash out of the room.**
RANDOM REPORTER: Not bad. We need to do it like this more often.....
End Conference.
Disclaimer: -_- Honestly, what do you think?
A/N: This is going to be experiment time. Although I can think of a few people coughNaboorucough who may enjoy this. :)
**The table isn't there this time. Each of the usual people are in chairs. Above them are very suspicious vats. They all keep glancing up nervously. Farore and Nayru are standing to each side of the group. Din has decided to argue with someone else for a change.**
DIN: There is no reason for it!!
AUTHOR: There is a perfectly good reason.
DIN: Care to tell me what it is then?
AUTHOR: Sure. I don't like you.
NABOORU: **snicker**
DIN: **to Nabooru** You keep quiet. **back to author** Now listen, I go through the Evil Realm and back 20 times per episode. I DESERVE SOME HAZARD PAY!
AUTHOR: Fine. I'll triple your salary.
DIN: Thank you.
NABOORU: **struggling not to laugh**
LINK: Hey Din......**points to camera**
DIN: Huh? **looks** Curse it!! Why won't anyone tell me this stuff?
NABOORU: **still struggling**
DIN: All right, what's so funny?
NABOORU: Triple zero is still zero.....**almost falls over laughing**
DIN: Wha..? **starts profanity in alternating languages**
REPORTERS: O_O X_X
DIN: Welcome to a special edition of the Press Conference. Today, we will make them give dirt on their friends. **evil smile** Even you Nab.
NABOORU: Help me I'm scared.
DIN: You won't be so cocky when this is over.
GANNONDORF: Hey Din, could you, um...explain...**points up**
DIN: Don't worry, you'll find out soon enough....**evil smile gets bigger**
GROUP: **gulp**
DIN: Let's begin, shall we? How about you over....oh. It's you again. You would think they could send someone else at least.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: We're short-staffed.
DIN: Whatever.
R.F.T.G.: Link, since you are an honorary Gerudo.....Why are their pants that large?
NABOORU: grrrr..
LINK: What if I refuse?
DIN: Trust me, you don't want to.
LINK: Guess what? I AIN'T ANSWERING!
DIN: Suit yourself. **pushes button**
LINK: Wha? **looks up and sees pink liquid come crashing down on him.**
DIN: **smirk**
LINK: **looks at himself** AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M PINK!!!!!!!!!
DIN: And there is plenty more. By the time you are done, if you don't answer anyway, you will be your own rainbow!!
LINK: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
R.F.T.G.: So, will you answer? **malicious grin**
LINK: Ummmmmmm...**looks from Nabooru to Din. Choices are: A. Din will pour more of that stuff and he will never live it down, or B. Nabooru will kill him.**
DIN: We're waiting....
LINK: Because they are hiding how fat their legs are! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
NABOORU: Link, you are soooooooooooo dead.
DIN: If I find out you are lying..
LINK: No lie!!!
DIN: Thank you Link. Next question.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: **snicker** Tael, who does your sister have a crush on?
TATL: DON'T YOU DARE!!
TAEL: What are you nuts? If I get that stuff on me, I won't be able to fly for weeks!!
TATL: I'll make it so you never fly again....
TAEL: Decisions, decisions.....SHELIKESSHEIK!
TATL: Tael! You little......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R.F.F.F.: I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that..
TAEL: TATL......LIKES.....SHEIK!!!
SHEIK: X_X
TATL: When we get home.....
TAEL: gulp..
DIN: This is good stuff......next. **smirk**
REPORTER FROM VILLAINS REVIEW: Nabooru, what kinds of things did Gannondorf do when he was younger and still with you?
GANNON: You wouldn't...
NABOORU: Wanna bet? Let's see.....knitting, he had a doll house..
GANNON: SHUT UP!!
LINK: No, this is good!
GANNON: Shut up Pinkey.
LINK: You didn't hurt yourself coming up with that one did ya?
DIN: **ready to die from laughing**
AUTHOR: I wouldn't laugh if I were you...
DIN: Give me one reason why not.
REPORTER FROM HEAVENLY NEWS: Farore...what kind of person is your sister, Din?
DIN: I can't be a part of this!! And Farore can't be questioned.
AUTHOR: Yes you can and yes she can. My fic my rules.
FARORE: Well, she's kinda bossy.....she insists that because she is the goddess of power she is our ruler......her room is a total mess.......
DIN: That's enough Farore.
FARORE: **considers her options** Fine.
DIN: Thought so. Wait, you don't have any of that stuff over you..And I have the controls..**looks up as green liquid pours over her** right here...Thank you very much.
AUTHOR: ^_^
DIN: Someone's on a sugar high...next.
REPORTER FROM FOREST SKY GLOBE: Saria, why does Link still live there?
LINK: Please no...
SARIA: What color is the stuff above me?
DIN: Right now? Neon orange.
SARIA: Sorry Link.... Zelda kicked him out. He won't tell me why..
ZELDA: Because I caught him cheating on me with Malon!!!!!
DIN: Whoo-hoo!! Free info!!
LINK: What did I do to deserve this.....
DIN: What didn't you do. Next.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN NEWS: Impa, does Sheik dress like a girl? Or was that really Zelda the other day.....
IMPA: I can't say.
DIN: You better have a good reason.
IMPA: Because I'm not stupid.
DIN: Would you rather turn bright red?
IMPA: **thinks a moment** He did....but he said it would be the only time...
SHEIK: Impa!! You promised....
IMPA: What color is the stuff above you?
SHEIK: No clue. Don't want to know either.
DIN: Don't worry, your turn will come..... **evil smile**
REPORTER FROM FOREST MAGAZINE: Hey Link.....who does Saria like?
LINK: Payback time Sar.
SARIA: You wouldn't....
LINK: yeah I would. She likes Tidu. He is the Kokiri running the shop.
SARIA: X_X
FARORE: Are we done yet?
DIN: No! Next!
REPORTER FROM FAIRY NEWS: Navi....Why is Tael black?
NAVI: Because he fell in some black paint.
TAEL: Navi!! How did you learn that? **starts crying**
TATL: I told you I would get you back.....
R.F.F.N.: Tatl, while you are warmed up...What is Navi like with other fairies?
TATL: let's see, bossy, pushy, loud, arrogant...
NAVI: That's enough now..hehe....
DIN: Heh, heh. I love this right now.....
NAYRU: Key is "right now"......
DIN: What was that?
NAYRU: Nothing..
DIN: Thought so...next.
REPORTER FROM WATER MAGAZINE: Ruto, is it true Zelda thinks all men are for her?
RUTO: What are you nuts? Of course it's true. Just look at Linkey-poo. He looks at another girl, and she immediately gets mad.
ZELDA: I'll have you fried for that comment!
RUTO: Any time, anywhere...
**damage control**
GANNON: You guys just take all the fun out of this.
LINK: Can we dump that stuff on him anyway?
GANNON: I haven't even done anything....yet...
DIN: **$*!^-eating grin** next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE GLOBE: Sheik....Has Impa ever done anything..... I don't know....dumb?
SHEIK: Well, one time she got royally drunk......
IMPA: I thought we agreed on that.
SHEIK: We agreed on something else also, but you broke that one. She started jumping on the roofs and singing. It was midnight. The residents weren't happy.
IMPA: Grr..
ZELDA: I was wondering what that was...
DIN: I'm being told that time is up.....but before I go....... **smashes her hand on the controls. All of the vats release, and everyone is a different color.**
FARORE: **snicker**
DIN: Now, about my pay.....
**Din leaves, Farore and Nayru follow her out.**
**everyone looks at each other. Then at the reporters. The cameras are going like mad. They all dash out of the room.**
RANDOM REPORTER: Not bad. We need to do it like this more often.....
End Conference.